One Nice Bug Per Day
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dirt enthusiast
Jules of Nature
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oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
RMH
d e v o n
@theartofmadeline
Andulka
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First four pics for #Inktober2020 #Inktober are completed in pencil. I need to order some felt-tips to complete them. They're not quite where I want them yet, and I'm also not sure if I want to erase the pencil shading once it's inked or not.
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.
I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.
Same
“Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.”
Does anyone else subconsciously rest their fingers of their left hand on the “A”, “W”, and “D” keys or is it just me?
ALL HAIL TWITTER, KING OF ALL SOCIAL MEDIA!
I’m wondering how I’ll explain to my great-great grandson in law how the great DNS Outage of 2021 led to the eventual rise of Twitter as the sole survivor of the Social Media Wars and how a newly resurgent MySpace and LiveJournal were suddenly potential contenders for the throne after decades of irrelevancy…
ALL HAIL TWITTER, KING OF ALL SOCIAL MEDIA!
I'm wondering how I'll explain to my great-great grandson in law how the great DNS Outage of 2021 led to the eventual rise of Twitter as the sole survivor of the Social Media Wars and how a newly resurgent MySpace and LiveJournal were suddenly potential contenders for the throne after decades of irrelevancy...
I asked an ornithologist about this today and he said that they can't remember the nineties. "They're dumb," he said.
So, a Flock of Seagulls can’t remember the 90s? Sad...
Shout out to @greatlakesbeer on #MothersDay (at Mississauga, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/COqpaNzhEss/?igshid=15quqisz0lr8r
Not By Choice
If my blog disappears here, please know it was not by my choice. I’m not spectacularly active here, I never was, but I have never voluntarily deactivated an account. Please know this in advance should this blog disappear.
Dry Feb.
I decided to try this to raise some funds this year for The Canadian Cancer Society. Those who know me know I've had battles with alcohol in the past, been through Alcoholics Anonymous, lost friends because of my behaviour while drunk, and self-medicated for my ADHD through alcohol. I've had liver damage, lost time, all sorts of fun stuff.
I still drink on occasion, though not nearly as much as I used to, and this has been a challenge for me for the past 12 days. It's been a struggle some days to not drink, but I'm getting by. It's not anything I think I'll ever be able to leave behind, but I have learned to live with it, and to a certain extent, control it.
If you want to support the Canadian Cancer Society, please consider donating - if not to me, just donate if you can in general. Cancer is something that affects a lot of people, my family included, and if I can help in some small way I'll do it.
https://www.dryfeb.ca/users/aaron-freeland
The best thing about WandaVision is that This Paul Bettany
Is fucking BACK
and yall i have missed him for 20 fucking years.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
omg
*straightens back* FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU
Done
Reblogging this because I have seen it on my dash 4 times this evening. And every. Fucking. Time. My back has reverted to full banana and I have to straighten it again.
40 elizabeth olsen icons
under the cut is 40 100x100 icons of elizabeth olsen as leigh shaw in the sorry for your loss episode ‘one fun thing’, requested by @hcrctic. screencaps were taken and edited by me. please like or reblog this post if you use them.
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Can’t risk it
This is the Cassowary of Creativity
It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.
So it did.
