The Office Vent

A Safe Place for Work Space Venting

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When my coworker came into the office with a man bun...

All day, I imagined doing this:

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After a chaotic day when nothing seemed to go right...

My emotionally mature coworker was like:

Meanwhile, I was like:

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When I'm hungover and my boss asks me to do even the simplest task...

I'm like:

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When my coworker and I made a huge mistake...

We were like:

But when my boss rushed in to ask us what happened, we were like:

*Tech glitch = best excuse ever! 💻💾📠💿🖨

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When other people in the office have my same first name...

I'm always like:

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When my millennial coworkers use emoticons in emails with clients...

I’m like: 

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During the week...

I’m like:

Then on Friday night, I’m like:

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When I realized that my iPhone wasn't connected to the office WiFi and was using up all my data...

I was like:

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When my coworker finds out about my work crush...

I’m like:

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When a call comes in for me just as I'm leaving the office for the day...

I'm like:

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When I forgot to bring my phone charger to work...

To my lifeless iPhone, I’m like: 

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When work is going horribly but I'm trying to stay positive...

I’m like:

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When I leave the office after working an 10 hour or more day...

I’m like:

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When the company surprises us with cupcakes...

I’m like:

And then when I remember my sugar free diet, I’m like:

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Me trying to figure out my pay after earning double OT...

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When Monday Night Football is on while I'm at work...

I’m like:

*Definitely not being productive, but in my defense, they should have thought of that before installing a TV in the kitchen area.🏈

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When work is calling me at home late on a Friday night...

I’m like: 

Where could I be? Not at work! That’s where!