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*minsung screaming*

chan entering the room: what is going on??

hyunjin: *rolls eyes* they're fighting again.

jisung: ...yOu betteR stART WAVING a wHiTE FLAG RIGHT NOW, MINHO-

minho: THE ONLY THING I'LL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER.

jisung:

hyunjin:

chan:

chan: dear lord-

minzbins-moved

🥺🥺

namjoon: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

jin, whispering over to jimin: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

jimin, also whispering: because i have little hands

jin, to namjoon: because he has little hands

Soobin: Being the leader of a Kpop boy group is no longer suitable for what this is.

Beomgyu: What do you mean?

Soobin: I am just an unfortunate soul who is in charge of a bunch of mutants that are out of control.

Kai: Ooo, are you saying we're your X-Men?

Soobin: No, the X-Men were named for the "X" in Charles Xavier... Since I am Choi Soobin, you will be my C-Men.

Kai:

Beomgyu:

Yeonjun:

Taehyun:

Taehyun: I beg you to reconsider.

Intak, giggling hysterically on the floor: Have you ever thought about how Dachsunds are just tubular Dobermans?

Keeho: Okay, who gave him sugar?

Soul: I did. Things were getting a little too normal around here.

Intak: TUBLERMANS–

[ ITZY at the MAMAs ]

Yuna: ...if you think about it, coleslaw is just yeehaw kimchi–

Yeji, whispering: Hey, Yuna, remember when we talked about you saying things in your head first before deciding whether or not to say them out loud?

Yuna, rolling her eyes: Well yes but there's not always time. Our acceptance speech has to be under 30 seconds.

Yeji: *sighs*

ITZY:

The award presenter:

The award show host:

The audience:

San, referring to flirting: I wish I had the skill to make a person all nervous.

Yeosang: Holding a knife to their throat usually does the trick for me.

Hongjoong: As a person, I can confirm that this makes me incredibly nervous.

*Minho, kicking the door open in a panic*

Chan: WHAT DID YOU DO?

Minho: FELIX AND INNIE ARE STILL ALIVE—

Chan: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

Jongho at Yeosang's funeral: So Yeosang isn't actually dead.

Guests: ...

Yeosang, climbing out of the coffin: Yeah, but we will be keeping the pity donations.

Jongho: If anyone has a problem with that they can take it up with us out in the parking lot.

Yeosang, grabbing the basket of cash envelopes by the entrance: Thanks for coming, everyone.

Chan: And then my dad said that the exercise from my swimming classes would help with the insomnia, but then my anxiety–

Kidnapper, sobbing into his hands: Your company paid the ransom two days ago. Please just go home.

Seungmin: When I said, "Bring me back something from Australia," I meant like a sand dollar or a t-shirt or something.

Felix, awkwardly gesturing to a wagon full of jellyfish: So you don't want these then?

Minho: If you ever feel safe, just remember that I'm out there.

Jaehyun, gesturing to Taeyong rummaging around in foliage in the distance: That's our leader Taeyong. I don't think he's okay but at this point I've decided to just go with it.

Taeyong, lifting up a porcupine: Jaehyun, look! I found a spiky rabbit!

Jaehyun, already calling an ambulance: So cool! You're doing a great job, buddy.

Taehyun: Listen to me... Love is a scam.

Soobin: You're literally making a Valentine's card for Kai right now–

Taehyun, threateningly pointing a hot glue gun at him: You are on wafer thin ice.

Jongseob: Hey, Shota, do you have shaving cream I can borrow?

Soul: No, I don't really like the way it tastes.

Jongseob: You– You eat shaving cream

Soul: ...No? Why would I eat something if I don't like the tast– Do you even listen to me?

chan: hey, guys, just wanted to check on you both because jeongin said you guys are being weir–

jisung: HI, WELCOME TO APPLEBEE'S. WOULD YOU LIKE APPLES OR BEES?

chan: ...bees?

jisung: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES

chan: wha–

minho: *approaching chan while shaking up a jar filled with bees*

chan: WAIT–

rosie: *eyes watering*

jennie: hey why are you crying?

rosie: oh, no, it's just these onions

*later*

jennie: *yelling at an onion* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?

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