wydm im not batman

idk i just like fandom culture, 19yrs , chilean

[person33]

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

[toonerdformyself]

My new obsession is LexBruce, THE DRAMA, the (out of nowhere) yearning, the kids, the billionaire shenanigans, This obsession started with this PERFECT fic Friends - Definitions May Vary

The way they handled Lex's character is unique, and his connection to the Batfamily? I loved those chapters, if you guys know of more LexBruce fics like this, please let me knowww, i need this evil/not so evil fools to kiss each other NOW

[toonerdformyself]

My favorite "Wayne Kids" at uni because I'm consumed by my first year and I'm one canceled class away from exploding

Jason goes to campus very early to study but crashes out when the library is close (9/10 times is closed) (he is plotting to take the librarian Job because that lady "doesn't respect the books")

Duke HATES his philosophy TA, he has personal beef with him and his thoughts in Kant (the TA has been getting threats all semester)

Steph says "who studies doubts their knowledge" and either get a 100% or 30%

[sirwillby]

so we all agree that johnny storm owns spider-man pajamas and peter parker owns fantastic four pajamas right?

[toonerdformyself]

and they're not even subtle merch, johnny's has the spiderman logo all over it and peter's pajamas have johnny's face in premium quality all over it too

[toonerdformyself]

I truly believe that Batman is a prankster and that he would make subtle changes to the watchtower especially so that one of the members would notice little by little, but when that someone asks about these changes, no one else takes it into account because again THEY ARE SPECIFICALLY FOR ONE PERSON AT A TIME

so for example Green Lantern begins to notice a gradual increase in yellow things, at first it doesn't matter but soon it seems that EVERY ONE of the rooms in the watchtower has at least 5 yellow things that grow and grow, but when he asks the other members

Flash obviously says "idk man, I don't pay attention to that, I only come for the snacks" so he's not much help

Green Arrow has a shit-eating smile (Hal's words, not mine) and says "What? You can't stand a little sparkle in your life, green light bulb"

Wonder woman says "I don't pay attention to banal things, sorry hal"

Superman is clueless so Hal doesn't even ask him

Batman growls at him before he even asks (Hal doesn't even want that furry's help, thank you very much)

And Martian Manhunter who is totally part of the prank tells him "maybe it's all in your head"

Hal explodes and screams he can't take it anymore and he feels crazy while he ran out of the meeting

Batman totally giggled about it in the batcave later

It's my harmless version of when Batman painted a room yellow

[toonerdformyself]

every time I see a fanart of Koriand'r or Diana as a beautiful giant muscular woman, yeah....

something inside me heals

[toonerdformyself]

I have been reading a lot of headcanons of the justice league, my favorites are when batman reveals his identity but only to....Green arrow

It's so fun because imagine if for any reason Batman is forced to reveal his identity and everyone thinks he will choose Superman or/and Wonderwoman (because you know THE trinity, the dream team) BUT NO, he chooses green arrow

at this point the justice league already put aside whatever they were doing and start questioning batman, that is to say without hate towards Ollie but he is not the most secretive, nor the most competent, I mean HE IS NOT EVEN THE CLOSEST TO BATMAN, so yes, even Oliver is wondering why him?

and then without anything else Batman does or says some kind of code, at that moment everyone thinks that he must have already lost his mind when they hear the BIGGEST gasp from none other than Green Arrow, now he is running to hug Batman jumping and holding on like a koala while screaming

"WHY YOU NEVER SAID IT BEFORE SILLY"

"so you understand?"

"OF COURSE I UNDERSTAND IT'S OUR SUPER SECRET SUPER BEST FRIENDS CODE"

That's when J'onn leaves the room because he's not going to deal with the nonsense that these supposed heroes are thinking, the earth is doomed with these fools

Flash is screaming terrified that someone replaced Batman and brainwashed Ollie

Aquaman and Captain Marvel are pretending to know whatever is going on because they totally didn't sleep for half of the meeting

Black Canary's eyes are so wide and she looks like she had an epiphany from something Ollie said

Green Lantern still doesn't get over the fact that Batman is revealing his identity? (of course in such a weird way that only one of them understands, fuck him) but at the end of the day revealing his identity?

Wonder Woman and Superman are having a crisis and they are GREEN with envy, because not only did Batman reveal his identity to Green Arrow of all people, but he is also HUGGING him (also, they are the Bat's best friends, thank you very much)

Then Oliver, oblivious to everything, finishes by saying

"Wait, this means I kissed THE KNIGHT OF GOTHAM, THE BATMAN?, wow B you are killing me"

everyone explodes

totally based on this amazing post

[toonerdformyself]

Thanks to this post now i know three fics kinda like this<3 i love when people give me fic recs

-A little smooch in exchange for a secret by ilike_color

-no words needed (but we'll still use our lips) by occasional_author on ao3

-better one than all by occasional_author on ao3

All so funny and brilliant

I just love Ollie and Brucie

[toonerdformyself]

What shows I think each of the Batfamily would watch if they were normal people (I'm totally not projecting)

Tim: the easiest one to choose, I just KNOW that guy loves A series of unfortunate events (Also, he is the founder of the Batman fandom)

Jason: i know that he loves Brigerton and Killing eve

Cass: me and the gang love Princess tutu and Pretty cure

Duke: i want to think that he likes Arcane and Voltron

Barb: she and her dad watch Brooklyn 99 when they can

Alfred: He sees soap operas (but what he really loves to watch is Nailed it when no one sees him)

Steph: my girl LOVES Cobra kai

Damian: he likes to hide it but he knows every episode of Wild Kratts by heart

and regarding Bruce and Dick, I can never fully figure them out, whenever I think something I think it's ooc or idk

[toonerdformyself]

you guys know that yellowjacket scene with jeff in the car furiously vibing with "last resort"

(this one for the folks that dont know)

yeah... that's how I headcanon Dick Grayson when everything gets too overwhelming

As an eldest daughter I can say with CONFIDENCE, that man has eldest daughter syndrome.

[antiphons-deactivated20250416]

Jason: I’m forgetting something.

Tim: Morals, probably?

Jason: No, it’s something important.

[toonerdformyself]

Batman is my bicycle, i will ship that old man with EVERYBODY and i say that without shame

SuperBat? Obv

WonderBat? Even better

Brutalia? MY GOAT

BatCat? They are MY married couple

GhostBat? DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

BatArrow? Best childhood friends to lovers

BatLantern? Yes ofc

Bruce x Constantine? Dont put me in a room with those two

TwoBats? Ah yes, my fav tragic love history

LEGO batman x LEGO joker? Sure, but only in that font

SuperWonderBat? YOU KNOW i love my trinity

Brutalina? I haven't tried it but I sure like it

Feel free to tell me your ships so i can ship that man with even more people

but what I don't support, NOT EVEN A BIT, is batcest, don't start that sh*t with me

[toonerdformyself]

I have been reading a lot of headcanons of the justice league, my favorites are when batman reveals his identity but only to....Green arrow

It's so fun because imagine if for any reason Batman is forced to reveal his identity and everyone thinks he will choose Superman or/and Wonderwoman (because you know THE trinity, the dream team) BUT NO, he chooses green arrow

at this point the justice league already put aside whatever they were doing and start questioning batman, that is to say without hate towards Ollie but he is not the most secretive, nor the most competent, I mean HE IS NOT EVEN THE CLOSEST TO BATMAN, so yes, even Oliver is wondering why him?

and then without anything else Batman does or says some kind of code, at that moment everyone thinks that he must have already lost his mind when they hear the BIGGEST gasp from none other than Green Arrow, now he is running to hug Batman jumping and holding on like a koala while screaming

"WHY YOU NEVER SAID IT BEFORE SILLY"

"so you understand?"

"OF COURSE I UNDERSTAND IT'S OUR SUPER SECRET SUPER BEST FRIENDS CODE"

That's when J'onn leaves the room because he's not going to deal with the nonsense that these supposed heroes are thinking, the earth is doomed with these fools

Flash is screaming terrified that someone replaced Batman and brainwashed Ollie

Aquaman and Captain Marvel are pretending to know whatever is going on because they totally didn't sleep for half of the meeting

Black Canary's eyes are so wide and she looks like she had an epiphany from something Ollie said

Green Lantern still doesn't get over the fact that Batman is revealing his identity? (of course in such a weird way that only one of them understands, fuck him) but at the end of the day revealing his identity?

Wonder Woman and Superman are having a crisis and they are GREEN with envy, because not only did Batman reveal his identity to Green Arrow of all people, but he is also HUGGING him (also, they are the Bat's best friends, thank you very much)

Then Oliver, oblivious to everything, finishes by saying

"Wait, this means I kissed THE KNIGHT OF GOTHAM, THE BATMAN?, wow B you are killing me"

everyone explodes

totally based on this amazing post

[toonerdformyself]

Lately I've been wanting a Spiderman/DC crossover fic but the twist is that it's the Batfamily that travels to the Marvel universe and ends up in Queens, it would be so funny, just imagine.

Nightwing: so you take care of all the crime here? Not only supervillains but also problems like kittens in trees?

Signal: He's like a meta spider firefighter

Red hood: And he doesn't have any crazy clown and he doesn't have to pretend to be a billionaire fool to hide his identity

Red robin: Well, to be fair, he does have a green goblin

Redhood: I'd take that crazy guy any day over the joker, WOW old man you must be so embarrassed

Batman:......

Spiderman: (noticeably worried but flattered?) Thanks for all your compliments but I think I should take you to my wizard friend to solve this little multiverse problem....

Batman:......even kittens?

Robin: Stop embarrassing yourself father, I'll take care of that in Gotham.

There would also be a little romance between Jason and Peter because why not? it would be so fun (and don't even tell me Jason wouldn't be dazzled by Peter)

[toonerdformyself]

And Tim is thinking "you always need a gun, get a life Jason"

[toonerdformyself]

Soo..... i found this on tiktok, the wonderful adventures of Jason and his comfort weapon continue

[toonerdformyself]

And Tim is thinking "you always need a gun, get a life Jason"

[toonerdformyself]

My confession is that when I started in the Batfamily fandom I only knew two robins, Richard and Damian and because I did NOT know their names I referred to them as penis boy and katana boy (I didn't know that dick was his real name) (you can notice also that English is not my first language?)

Later i referred to jason as "curly boy", cassandra as "the creepy girl", steph as "the purple one", barbara as "the red head" and duke as "the sunshine"

When I learned everyone's names I just realized that Tim existed...... so he doesn't have a nickname

[toonerdformyself]

Peter going to the Gotham Public Library in every "spidey in Gotham" fic WITHOUT fail is my favorite thing, even more so if Barb is suspicious from the start or thinking "poor little wet kitten"