will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
styofa doing anything

JVL

izzy's playlists!
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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
$LAYYYTER

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz

Product Placement

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almost home
tumblr dot com
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@totallypandacoffee
I Have a Problem 🚽 (W/ Jon Cozart)
This is literally me
I ship them too hard
It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.
“Russia is European” “No, Russia is in Asia”
Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first place
You’re right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again
did you make this just to be petty
Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal
deep texts here
sephinasweets:
jpnvines:
In class #handout 〜 おきゃむら
Nice to see that this is a thing that transcends all cultures.
Who has the better relationship with Bo?
Lmao I did too.
Picture of Joe Biden in his younger years.
Now I understand why Leslie Knope has such a big crush on him.
The Showgirls posters have to be the most hilariously terrible designs I’ve seen in my life, yet I have never been able to find a single explication on what was the marketing team thinking.
Not an interview, not people commenting it, nothing, the Leg Worm Head Woman was just accepted and left like that and it haunts me
This is incredible
my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible
all it knows is dig
level 31 and it just knows dig
what am i supposed to do with this
is
is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”
as in
“homo festival”
yea this is good
Some more interesting information:
“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”
The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”
“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”
Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.
grizzly bear having a swim
I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight
Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans
“Get away from me, you wet bear.”
I LOVE THIS @bacon-strips-and-dick
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar
@boningbitty
Food Network shows are leaving Netflix, because nothing good lasts
As if the world weren’t dark enough already, here’s an extra bit of bad news: All the Food Network shows are leaving Netflix, along with HGTV, DIY Network and the Discovery Channel’s series. And you can thank the cold hard capitalistic reason for their departure.
2016 has truly taken everything from us
god is dead
Honestly? This is the worst news ive heard ever. Since i was born. In all honesty? If im gonna be completely and 100% honest? My life is ruined.
I was just going to start watching them as of yesterday what the fuck
No more chopped or house hunters? :(
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dire
Bare
Care
Mare
Made
Lore
Lyre
Pyre
part
Fart
farm
Fare
Fore
Sort
Soft
Sift
silk
Milk
Mill
Mull
Mile
Pill
Kill
ball
Fall
Fell
cult
pult
pull
food
Fond
Find
mine
Kind
Wing
King.
Kong
Song
bong
Bonk
Back
Pack
rack
race
task
mast
must
Musk
Dusk
Dust
Duck