RAAH👅

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Unpleasant gradient

They/Them

Okay that’s all

[s0me0ne-b0red]

Bill that you

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WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD IT BE?

[fairyoffandom]

in all honesty Bill, that’s my estranged dad, not you.

[bill-cipher-offical]

YEAH, YEAH. AND TOMATOES ARE FRUITS, NOT VEGETABLES

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ahem.

[bill-cipher-offical]

HAH! CALLED ME OUT ON MY SARCASM, SLICK! YA WANNA DO THE HONORS OF EXPLAINING BIOLOGICAL VERSUS CULINARY TERMS?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Tomatoes are fruits. Not vegetables.

Are they not?

[bill-cipher-offical]

WHOOP, SEE “FRUIT” IS A BIOLOGICAL TERM REFERRING TO THE SEED-BEARING STRUCTURE IN A FLOWERING PLANT (OR A PARTICULARLY HOMOSEXUAL MAMMAL), WHILE “VEGETABLE” IS NOT A BIOLOGICAL TERM AND INSTEAD REFERS TO THE EDIBLE PARTS OF PLANTS CONSUMED AS FOOD (TYPICALLY SAVORY, BUT EH, SWEET POTATOES). STUFF LIKE FLOWERS, STEMS, ROOTS, AND YEAH, ALSO FRUITS.

SOOOOOO, THE PHRASE “TOMATOES ARE FRUITS” IS CORRECT, BUT THE PHRASE “TOMATOES ARE FRUITS, NOT VEGETABLES” IS NOT, BECAUSE TOMATOES ARE BOTH! SAME WITH SQUASH, PEAS, AND PEPPERS. MEANWHILE, RHUBARB GETS AWAY SCOT-FREE BEING CALLED A FRUIT WHEN IT IS NOT. THE MORE YA KNOW!

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Thank you Bill

[penny-offical]

uhm

lesbian

yeah

[evil-mindhive]

Everybody, act like we are at finals week and we are all roomies!! :3 I’ll start!

“WHO STOLE MY NOTEBOOK?? IT HAD ALL THE NOTES OF THIS YEAR”

[spookthelilguy]

BROO DUDE I LOST MY LCUKY PENCIL IM DEPENDING ON THAT FOR MY PSYCH EXAM

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WHO STOLE MY LUNCH IT WAS LABELED DO NOT EAT

[evilpineapple-offical]

WHO ATE MY PENICL CASE?!

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Not me heh

[evil-mindhive]

Everybody, act like we are at finals week and we are all roomies!! :3 I’ll start!

“WHO STOLE MY NOTEBOOK?? IT HAD ALL THE NOTES OF THIS YEAR”

[spookthelilguy]

BROO DUDE I LOST MY LCUKY PENCIL IM DEPENDING ON THAT FOR MY PSYCH EXAM

[costa-rica-offical]

WHO STOLE MY LUNCH IT WAS LABELED DO NOT EAT

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My bad it was me

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Opinion on Prototype and Folly

Idc

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

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[evil-mindhive]

Since I forgot I was gonna do this

Uhm here you go

What happened after?

Null (past noli) : mysteriously dissapeared one day, let's just say @theofficalchancevyern was confused (and worried)

Noli (@storytellernoli) : he's trying to free 1x from that darned book

Gabriel (@court-jester-of-carcosa) : he's on a very well earned vacation

This is part 1 :D

[evil-mindhive]

What happened after?

Part 2, Electric Boogaloo

Ross (@irregular-ass-ross-federman) : we do not talk about it.

Linear (@timeloopunoffical) : unsticking people from timeloops

The Prince (@the-king-in-porpol) : in the void

Unpleasant (@unpleasant-gradient-offical) : being loved and cherished like it deserves

009 (@experiment-009) : the war.

🛑 (@i-luv-you-hun) : got what she deserves.

[turnsutrans]

Playing video games battle

@no-one-offical vs @satan-offical

Who wins

who wins

no one

satan

Voting ended onFeb 20

[no-one-offical]

WHO WANTS FREE COOKIES, MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS, YAOI, YURI, AND UHH NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF??

[satan-offical]

WHO WANTS FREE SURGERY (BOTTOM OR TOP), COMPLETE REMOVAL OF YOUR DEAD NAME AND ALL THE BLAHAJS YOU CAN EVER HAVE??!!!

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CHEERS

[evil-mindhive]

Mom found the yaoi. I will not be back in a while

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dude I fucking love this gradient

I’m betting $20 that’s a lie brah

[imb0ring]

then you owe me 20 I love this I also asked my mom about her opinion on it and she like it too

peak gradient

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LALALALALA Í CAN’T HEAR YOUR LIES LALALALALALLA

[imb0ring]

YOY DANT HEAR THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUTHS

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YOU’RE TELLING LIES TO ME NO NO

[imb0ring]

NUH UHI SPEAKING TRUTHS

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>:(

[imb0ring]

hehehe

[darthfalafel]

oh that's such a nice gradient I love it

[imb0ring]

see! OP I told you!

[yanboygirlthing]

REGRETEVATOR IS PEAK BUT THEY WERE WRONG, THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL GRADIENT

[loco-the-wolf]

i ate it

yummy pleasant gradient

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Why

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[magnusttsisgay-official]

this post was made by tzeench. He was drunk.

[ramglambitch]

omg it got better while i was gone

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

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[mossy-cobble]

caught a gnome trying to steal a single grape so i blew him apart with my mind

[kittysnail-sadweasel]

stood no chance

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

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Imma paint my walls as you unpleasant gradient

Hell yeah brah send a pic

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doot doot

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dude I fucking love this gradient

I’m betting $20 that’s a lie brah

[imb0ring]

then you owe me 20 I love this I also asked my mom about her opinion on it and she like it too

peak gradient

[unpleasant-gradient-offical]

LALALALALA Í CAN’T HEAR YOUR LIES LALALALALALLA

[imb0ring]

YOY DANT HEAR THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUTHS

[unpleasant-gradient-offical]

YOU’RE TELLING LIES TO ME NO NO

[imb0ring]

NUH UHI SPEAKING TRUTHS

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>:(

[unpleasant-gradient-offical]

dude I fucking love this gradient

I’m betting $20 that’s a lie brah

[imb0ring]

then you owe me 20 I love this I also asked my mom about her opinion on it and she like it too

peak gradient

[unpleasant-gradient-offical]

LALALALALA Í CAN’T HEAR YOUR LIES LALALALALALLA

[imb0ring]

YOY DANT HEAR THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUTHS

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YOU’RE TELLING LIES TO ME NO NO