Vanessa

Just a person

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[coffeepeople]

One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she needed a quiet night. One time I told my boss that I loved oranges, but couldn’t peel them because of my nails. For a year he made sure to peel me one at least once a week. Once my friends gave me a made up superlative of “most likely to have a pen they could borrow” and ever since I’ve made sure I always carry a pen with me. A long time ago, my high school librarian told me that no one would care what my grade in my sophomore chemistry class was if I’m bringing them doughnuts and asking them about their day.

[coffeepeople]

Sometimes friendship is about carrying pens and peeling oranges. But the point is, surrounding yourself with people who you want to do the little things for. The point of it all is bringing in the doughnuts because you’ve found the people who deserve the doughnuts.

[big-smiling-monkey]

How sweet it is to be with people you enjoy taking care of

[qqchurch]

[segamascott]

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[ivy-michaels]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[ivy-michaels]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

[tboy-cock]

trans clown getting top surgery and the surgeon pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his

[96theater]

trans clown getting bottom surgery and the surgeon pulls out her balls and pulls out her balls and pulls out her balls and pulls out her balls and pulls out her balls and pulls out her

[tboy-cock]

they updated the post now, but they fully deadnamed and misgendered missing person luca phoenix. i hope hes found. fuck transandrophobes

[bats4brainsss]

The most sinister part is that if they hadn’t included a picture (yk, like how Amber Alerts don’t?) nobody would be able to find him off that description. Fuck transphobes.

[dear-diary-xoxo]

transphobes say shit like „the authorities HAVE to know your birth gender or else they won’t be able to give accurate descriptions of you if you need to be searched for by the police or others!“ but does that description sound like it would help?

Anyhow, I hope that Luca is alright and gets found soon. I am worried for him and am wishing for his return!

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[meret118]

[liberalsarecool]

Elect Democratic Socialists. #DSA

[gaytoasterbath]

Ah yes the illusion of choice:

Go into chem and kill myself

Go into art and die from starvation

[k1ttyy-br41nss]

happy pride

[quadrilioquy]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

It’s always crazy to me when people get mad about the lineup this year and what characters people nominate, cause they’ll complain about Bruno Madrigal and Goncharov along with Ryland Grace not realizing that they were sexymen when the last guy ran the contest too

People will get mad and complain that I’m messing up the contest who would never take the time to actually make a poll because they just wanna complain about what someone else is doing without having to put in any effort themselves, hell if they really cared they’d have tried to keep it going when we didn’t have a contest going but they only care to complain

Honestly there’s one user who doesn’t like it who actually does run their own poll and I respect it, they don’t like me and I know that but they don’t just complain about it, even if the contests don’t tend to go anywhere

Most people just want to get upset when the characters aren’t all skinny white twinks without admitting that’s why they’re mad, so they just complain about the sanctity of the tumblr sexyman like the tumblr version of irl homophobes screaming about the sanctity of marriage

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

this post contains notes

[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

post expired

[therustyskull]

Son of no notes ghost post.

[nim-lock]

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This 

[sun-almighty-wukong]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @world-heritage-posts

second post with the "day before the internet began" glitch

[tekkerism]

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

[pixl-puppyyy]

GUYS PLEASE NOW IM CURIOUSSSSS

@wearingpants @faultycoldstars @casseyissleeping @explodingmagnets @kirikoisreal @chrisisoverit @watered-down-lemonade @scribbledstars16 @spacemancraig64 @wingedpearl @definitelynotalexhaha @vanny-the-tranny @thesaladgiver

[blanketcoffin]

i think we all forget far too often that there are plants on the hail mary

what if grace manages to make a garden on erid from those plants. what if years and years later after his death the biodome flourishes with overgrown plantlife like a sealed terrarium. what if grace can still teach about earth and science long after he's gone because his classroom now houses the only tree on erid. what if a branch falls one day and sap seeps out and rocky sees that the tree bleeds too.

idk man do you think maybe rocky thinks it's unfair when he finds out that other earth organisms can have tough exteriors and long lifespans after grace is gone

[graceshailmary]

Ugh the scene where Grace tests the theory on the taomeoba to see if it’ll kill the astrophage and it works but instead of celebrating, he starts crying and is visibly distressed gets me every single time.

Like that’s such a loaded way to feel bcus yes he was able to figure out how to kill the astrophage, yes he was in fact the man for the job, yes they were right to send him.

But!! It’s that, mixed with the fact that the guy who even helped him get to this step is still unconcious or dead for all he knows!! And he has no way of knowing how to get this to the other planet it needs to go to if its the latter!!

Ryan Gosling, the actor that you are!!!

[plateutje]

Rabbitology is the only artist I've seen who will release a new song and not even two weeks later will already be posting snippets of another song