bruce banner deserves the world

he does

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[tarrevizsla]

help me manifest blue pennsylvania

like to charge reblog to cast

[tarrevizsla]

It worked last time. Come on, everyone.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[fandomnerd9602]

Oh I’m not risking it! I’ve seen Holes and know the risks!

Keep those yellow spotted lizards away from me!!!

[firegal19]

Don’t know who this girl is. Don’t care. I’ma reblog this before something bad happens

[rejoiceesstuff]

I love myself and my family way too much for me to just scroll past this

[mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415]

OOHHHHH THAT LADY ALR

[mersinia]

I’m not sure who this is but I’m also kinda scared so reblogging to not fail my 2 exams

[very-real-australia]

not risking it

[all-save-challenge]

Madam Leota (yes the Haunted Mansion character) ain’t got nothing on her🙌

[that-one-fishboy-deactivated202]

I dunno who that is but gotta reblog

[themortalityofundyingstars]

HOLES

@aesthetic-writer18 @starmanbutitsregulusblack

we were just talking about this

[gildy-locks-deactivated20240711]

this book is so amazing, i can’t even explain

[thylocalbard]

I personally wouldn’t risk it

[tardxsblues]

We've run out of time. If there was anything else I could do... but there's only one thing left. Well, then, do it. Hurry up and do it! What are you waiting for?

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[catgirlcaliphate]

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there's one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it's a challenge.

[saint-batrick]

i normally hate these "oh noo don't give me a ton of notes" posts but this one? this one i love.

posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜

[solarmama-plantsareneat]

Let's all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…

[purpleblobfrompluto]

Yes

[purpleblobfrompluto]

YALL HELP US

@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables

[purpleblobfrompluto]

Op telling us we'll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):

Us:

[aquilacalvitium]

I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now

When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke

I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I'm lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha

But then, something happened, something I didn't expect

People actually began to... like it? And... reblog? And comment?

Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post

Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I'd made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes

But... the notes just got more frequent from there

And it started to hit me just what was happening

For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling

A feeling I wasn't used to

It was like... all of a sudden... I mattered...

My existance was actually noteworthy

People actually... cared?

It wasn't a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something

Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out

Leaving messages and well wishes

Making me smile

Making me laugh

Funny comments

Jokes

Fun facts

Even simple comments

It all suddenly felt so real

This was never a joke to you

This was important

And I won't let any of that go in vain

So... stay tuned I suppose

I'll look after myself, and I'll post proof of it too

I'll catalogue every time I put my health first

Physical and mental

I'll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days

But most of all

I won't forget this

Any of this

Ever

(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)

@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42

[bookshop]

well, fuck, sometimes you have to hit reblog as well as the little heart

if practicing self-care truly is something that 700,000 other people can cheer us into doing for ourselves, then i wish that for OP and for myself and for every one of you, because we're all in this together. <3

[blessyouhawkeye]

he's the funniest person i know

[ninetimesbluedemo]

POV you're about to be forcibly taken on a roadtrip to Maine

[victoriazanaademi]

This is the Toothless of good fortune. Reblog and be blessed with eternal fortune

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[fandomcrazy]

Ew. Too many likes.

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

Oh way too many likes

[achievementhaunterss]

not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.

like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

[sugarcoatednightshade]

This girl on among us have me her number and turns out she’s 13. It was like 3am and she proceeded to tell me the name of her town, what school she went to, both of her parents jobs, how she did in class, what her home life is like, the first names of all of her friends, ect. All of this mostly unprompted. The smartest thing she did was ask to FaceTime me to make sure I ‘wasn’t a 40yo catfish’ and she talked about the other kids that she had met on among us this way.

To any kids out there: I know that quarantine is stressful and we’re all depressed and lonely bu please please please don’t give out your information to strangers on the internet, and if you do there are dozens of safer options than just giving everything to everyone and just hoping for the best

My little sister is 14 and she gave out her information to the wrong person who shared it somewhere and she can now count on two hands the number of teens and young adults who have asked for nudes and favors and personal information. It’s really worsening her anxiety and anorexia so please I’m begging you don’t give out any of your information unless you explicitly trust the person you’re giving it to.

[crazybutconfidentaf]

Stranger danger yall. And if you’re ever wondering what you could do to keep yourself safe, here’s a list.

1. Use an alias (don’t have to but doesn’t hurt, especially when you have a unique name)

2. NEVER give your last name! (E.g. if you’re Jessica, aint no way they gonna be able to find you without your last name. Don’t risk it)

3. NEVER give your address (things like country is still vague enough. But if you tell anyone your street or something super identifiable)

4. You don’t have to post photos of yourself! (You can if you want to but remember to be careful! Street names and addresses should not be visible in these photos!)

5. Block creeps. Anyone that ya getting bad vibes from, just block em. Don’t be scared about being “mean”. Protect yourself.

This is all from the top of my head so if anyone wants to add go ahead. Let’s help protect the younglings.

[hashtagloveloses]

this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck

[adrianne68]

I could use 100 years of good luck!

[lokijiro]

Really nice and wholesome.

[amysteryspot]

Oh my God, I just need this photo of Sir Patrick on my blog. Look at the cuteness 🥺

[pink1031]

I need some good luck!

[georgekirrin]

Things That Make It Warm

To no one’s surprise, I’ve written more snuggles :D

Ao3 here!

This is his favourite place in the world (and he’s been to a lot). It’s dark outside, and raining, and he has nothing to do except lay in bed with his boyfriend and their frankly ridiculous number of pillows. Thor is lying flat out on top of him, propping himself up on his elbows just enough to keep a little of his weight off Bruce’s chest.

“I wish we could just stay like this forever.” Bruce mumbles into Thor’s shoulder, too comfortable to even think about moving enough to be heard properly.

“So do I, love,” Thor’s voice is equally as muffled, his face buried in one of the many cushions making up their nest, “but unfortunately you’re a brilliant scientist and I have space king duties to attend to next week.”

“Really?”

“Sorry. I only found out earlier.”

Bruce sighs heavily, only partly being overdramatic. “I guess I’ll cope, but how am I supposed to sleep without my weighted blanket?” He pushes gently against Thor’s shoulder, just enough to feel how truly pinned he is.

“Is that really all you see me as?” Thor sounds just scandalised enough Bruce knows he’s only pretending to be hurt.

Keep reading

[theworldisyaerster1]

so,,,,,I never in a million years thought i’d need this but,,,,

1 note= 1 day

I know this probably won’t get too many notes since you all have more important things to worry about than me and so many people have been doing this but I just thought i should try :/ (also long rant in the tags, just be warned)

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[cumbercookiebatchs]

❤️