"Welcome to the show~!"

I'm just a huuuuge markiplier, jacksepticeye, and BNHA fan, so I'll be reblogging ego stuffs and hero stuffs

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[miserycord-deactivated20160225]

scrom scrom

[clownblood-moved-blog]

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

[nuesama]

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

[daisy-butler-deactivated2015072]

strangerly

[edgeworthie]

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

[gay-but-not-for-pay]

NOOT NOOT,

[storm-theory]

*soft whisper* what’s on the menu

*screaming*

L E G S

[officialacxa]

Tea Saloon and Garden are P!ATD’s best songs

[kuroandtheguys]

The blood moon has risen

[moondripping-deactivated2022072]

Thots are people too

[edgy-cowboy]

Captain America is a thigh

[grimlovely]

Jimmy don’t touch that

[salmon404]

John LaUrEnSS!!!! 

@landshark122

[this-is-ske]

*twirls fingers around each other*

spiiiiiiiicy yeast!

[honey-sunny-bee]

I’m being facetious *hits the nearest object*

[lollingtothemax]

fear.jpg

*incoherent, sassy mumbling*

[peacchidrops]

me screaming “mOOD”

[pencopanko]

“No shUT THE HECK UP YOUR MOUTH I’M THE BALD ONE”

[heyheyitsjuju-deactivated202101]

“HE DIED SIX MONTHS AGO”

“oh-Oh-OHH!”

[flamingfoxninja]

Get off my farm!

[spoiledspine]

Stephanie…stephanie it didnt work

[sarahssideblog]

…on oak island????

[rosyyyblush]

🦀🦀🦀🦀

[clear-as-blue-deactivated201810]

“you’re nearly halfway done guys! so i’m going to fill the screen with pictures of cats for seventeen minutes”

[moonlightsblade]

“I wish I had arms”

[similitonno-deactivated20190413]

“Those are fucking nuts, not a pillow you shit”

“That wasnt very prussia of you”

[wolfex126]

“Hella fuck”

[askcupheadthings-deactivated201]

“Thotman” or The Mugman cult.

[double-z-the-queen]

OREOS ARE NOT FUCKING YIN AND YANG THEY ARE GODDAMN COOKIES

[dornada]

Just Mugnika

[bananasnbagels]

Sharkfred

[carunecapella]

The Vore Bros.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Blue

[gaudfish-naudsm]

Oh My GoD yOu HaVe ShOuLdErS

[milkberr-y]

IS THERE A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET

[ghostswithoutjournals]

HUSH NOW GREGORY I AM SEARCHING

Or another favorite of mine:

EAT YOUR NOODELES

NO THEY’RE NOT BLOCK-SHAPED

[turtwig387]

GET IN THE CAR

or

SHUT UP AND LISTEN

@hiddlebatchbish

[notcinnamorosie]

im having some

firey nerve pain

[unorthodoxsavvy]

I’m in a storm cloud

[starryeyedhomicide]

throw the fucking stone you thotticus!!

the Red Glove™

sings suffering!! dada da da da!!

[awesomehoggirl]

shh okay okay. nobody tell her i told you this but uhh…. charlotte wants to… frick tom riddle

[teacup-of-roses]

oh, where do i start oaky putty in his handsome absolute thotticus in ASMR slurp the clean spicy

[em-be-lievable]

The LOOOFT NOOOSTRIL

Post-slaughter cuddles and pudding brains

and we are the confirmed lizord army

[fangirltothefullest]

Would you care for a saltine in these trying times?

W h E r E  i S  t H e  A p P l E y  J u I c E ? 

GOOSE! GOOSE! GOOSE!

BEES?

Night Owl’s a HOOT.

[acecartoonplatypus]

I’m gonna fart if you don’t go,

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[tall-tappers]

Open up your eeAAAAAAAAA SPRRA

Holy guacamole!

*click* remove spike.

“STOP! YOU HURT HIS MLBL!!!! (my little boy legs)”

“MY ONE TRUE LOVE IS JUNPEI”

[scooterscanley]

Do it or don’t do it

[luigilover17]

All I wanna see is ridley’s humongous alien cock inside Isabelle’s tight asshole is that so much to ask?

[nonbinarymissingno]

“Always fresh, alwasy hand tossed”

The sequel?: “Aw, Alwasy doesnt work there anymore.”

[taxi-boi]

Internet friends: ITS TIME TO BULLY THE INFINITY

Or

I cant rp. All my characters are being ANGSTY

real life friends: *wholesome meaningful motivational speech* BUG BUG BUG BUG.

or

Condomception

[nonbinarymissingno]

the sequel

“I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! THE ORIGINAL ONE IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER!”

“Jandont!”/”Amydont!”

“git noob idiot”

“pew pew police”

[nonbinarymissingno]

“SNAILSNAILSNAILSNAIL”

“glorified snail salesman”/”snailsman”

“its bully meta knight o’clock”

“orbie lover”/“monster fucker”/”monster simp”/”meta simp”/”orbie fucker”/”orbie simp”/”monster lover”

[arts-n-anarchy]

hello this is dave from dominos did you order a pepperoni pizza?

would you like some rrrrrrrrice krrrrrispies in rrrrrrromania?

“ketchup” “oh no”

brownie desert italian sand

[deo-sideblog]

RED IS NOT A COLOUR

Cat man questioning his life choices

It’s all g-NEEEEEEEEEP

[deadredactedwalking-deactivated]

pESkY bIrD

[vergeofinsanity]

juliet oof open sombra bitch

[no-gender-only-soup]

JHONĒ

[kanyeismyenemy]

The evil ones wear ancle socks

[romantic-fist-fight]

fu-fuckin uhhhh… my back hurts

[cryptic-science]

b for breakfast

[internetfriend-moved]

Alastor in twinkle toes

[tapiiocca-moved-deactivated2021]

“bitcj” “😌👄😌”

[splanoot]

“John Cena flies the Chinook”

“IED’s are a perfectly viable method of population control”

“If you don’t get in the Drop Pod, you’re getting the Uranium Rod”

“ ‘Hi, Yes, Mr Bezos? I’d like to order 400 lbs of semtex please’ “

“Fully liscenced caucasian south african arms dealer”

“It was a mistake to cum in the Chinook”

“HIGHEXPLOSIVEANTITANKDISCARDINGSABOTINCINDEARYTUNGSTENPENETRATERSQUASHHEADANTIPERSONNELBALLISTICMISSILE”

“Sloppy, your beans”

“Mr president, you’re acting kinda sus”

[bayouboy-alastor]

“He Did Not Know”

[wilford-warfblog]

"Fuck it, forklift!"

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[awkward-finger-guns]

you know what really funny about this post?

in the comments I now have three different recepies, one for cookies, one for brownies, and one for cake

i have a collection of skeleton jokes

and I learned about three new mental ilnesses

there is a detailed guide about how to hide a body

rat jokes

half of the bee movie script

and comments about remy throwing up eventhough it apparently not possible for rats the puke? which doesnt sound correct

a lot of the numberjacks theme song

jojo pose

I also got called a sprog my multiple ppl

[awkward-finger-guns]

I have another cookie recepie

a beautiful poem

someone typed out the entire shrek movie script (lmao in honor of my daggers name)

more of the bee movie script

never gonna give u up lyrics

[probablybadrpgideas]

Notes remaining: 54315 Followers: 80+k Let's get this kid a damn dagger

[franthehorsegir]

This was at 43,000 about 6 hours ago.

[nonbinaryvulcan]

[hyperactivehedgehog]

I was so certain that this is a super ancient post but no??? It's from Saturday???

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[labelleizzy]

Or do both for twice the punch!

[luke-is-gay2]

If you disagree now is your chance to leave

[writing-prompt-s]

People gain superpowers the day after meeting their soulmate. When a hot young celebrity does so the day after a meet-and-greet, they’re desperate to find every person who they even just shook hands with that day.

[sagesparrow394]

One in a Million

Fandom: Sanders Sides

Ships: Intrulogical

Characters: Logan, Remus, Roman, Patton

Summary: After Logan Berry goes to a convention in order to meet Remus Grimm, the creator of his favourite TV show, both of their lives are turned upside down, and now they have to find their soulmates. There’s just one small problem: they both met a ton of people at that convention.

—————

Logan Berry could hardly believe it. Today he’d finally get the chance to meet Remus Grimm! Here he was, stood in line, his box set of the cartoon series Remus had created in his arms, along with a poster for the series, which he hoped would both get signed.

Logan didn’t particularly enjoy most cartoons. Remus’ was the exception. It was for adults, and was a crime series. It centred around two detectives solving murders and other crimes. However, due to living in a cartoon world, everyone possesses outlandish cartoon abilities that makes it a lot harder to solve mysteries. The whole concept was thoroughly entertaining.

Before Logan knew it, he was at the front of the queue. And then it was his turn.

He’d seen photos and videos of Remus Grimm, of course. But now he was seeing him for the first time in real life, and wow… Logan hadn’t expected him to seem this attractive.

Remus smiled at Logan as he came over. God, that smile…

“Hey, nice to meet you.” Remus extended his hand, and Logan accepted it, smiling back.

“You too! I, um… could you sign these for me? Please?”

“No, problem. I’ll make it out to the cute little nerd.” Remus winked.

Logan’s eyes widened. Was… was one of his favourite content creators in the entire world flirting with him?!

“So, who’s you’re favourite character?” Remus asked as he started to sign the box set.

“Oh! Well, Detective Lark is the one I identify with most… but I also adore Detective Duke! He’s fantastically written, and he and Lark compliment each other very well…”

Detective Duke was one of the main characters and Remus voiced him. Detective Lark was Duke’s partner, both in crime solving and, from the end of the second season on, romance.

Remus smiled. “You have good taste. So, what’s your name, cute nerd?”

“Logan Berry…”

“Adorable name for an adorable fella.”

Oh gosh, this man was going to kill him with flirting.

Once the box set and poster were signed, Remus handed them back to Logan. “Want a picture before you head off? So you have something to remember me by?”

Logan chuckled, pulling his phone from his pocket. “Sure. But I doubt I’d ever need anything to remember you.”

A couple seconds later after a few photos, Logan found himself walking away. He looked down at his box set, smiling at the message. It was too bad this was probably the only time he’d ever get to talk to his creative hero, and that it was so short.

But who knows? Maybe chance would have them run into each other again one day.

Keep reading

[vibribbon-remade-deactivated202]

Look out! Transphobes are now using the term TEHM (Trans Exclusionary Homosexual Man). From what I’ve seen they primarily target trans women just like TERFS and hang in the same circles as them. Stay safe and avoid anyone you see using that term!

[genderenvy]

not trying to derail from the fact that these shitheads are probably also very transmisogynistic but this is their primary m.o. and as a trans mlm i’d like to see this specific information being passed around so my brothers and i can keep ourselves safe

[shortnfantastic]

More little sides!! They doing homework! Ro feels left out and needs attention. Snek just wanted to nap.

This lil sides comic grew a bit too long so I split it. But plz enjoy the shenanigans nonetheless.💖

[randomslasher]

I’ll never be over this art style omg

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[tumblunni]

I love the justice grandpa of fists

[cursedcharley]

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

[biglawbear]

I have a new role model

[briarchubnj]

😍

[runcibility]

“justice grandpa of fists”

[arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202]

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

[bogleech]

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

[tramampoline]

we need him more than ever…

[beesmygod]

wear a mask

[aroloverboy]

Let’s talk about the fabulous aromantics out there

[parano--vigilant]

LET👏LOGAN👏SPEAK

[coolestfinch]

can y’all STOP being transphobic towards nb people for 5 fucking seconds please it’s literally such an easy concept to grasp and yet y’all will do anything to convince yourselves that it’s either something it’s not, or it can’t possibly exist like please just.

- nb people can use whatever pronouns they want

- they can dress however they want

- they can date whoever they want (and their partner can be any sexuality as long as the nb person is comfortable)

- they can call themselves whatever identity they want

ITS. SO. SIMPLE.

respect all non binary people and their identities or get stabbed

[coolestfinch]

binary cis and trans people reblog this challenge

[becca-becky]

when one door closes, fortune will open another

Relationships: Anxceit, Loceit, Moceit, Roceit, Demus. Can be seen as platonic or romantic for literally any of them if ya want, go nuts (although Roceit is probably the most romantic coded, tbh)

Summary:  i.e. four times a side knocked on Deceit’s door to ask him something and the one time Deceit knocked on the door of another to apologize.

Warnings/Notes: There’s a bit of crying, this fic mostly revolves around the aftermath of SvS Redux, Remus talks about a unicorn bleeding to death like, once and I think that’s primarily what you need to know? (lemme know if there’s anything else)

Also on Ao3!

*+*+^+*+*

I.

Loud, erratic knocking on his door startled Janus out of his reading. It was only a few hours since he had dealt with the aftermath of the wedding, what now? Cautiously, he put his book down on his couch and strolled to his door. Opening it, he was confronted by Virgil at his doorstep.

Keep reading

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[zacefronsbf]

[waterrgenasi]

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

[peachiekookiee-deactivated20190]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[virgils-jacket]

Bitch y’all better reblog or imma be blocking a fuckload of people as well.

[sandersidestrash1]

^^^^

[valloir]

Hello if you think pedophiles belong anywhere but prison or the ground I need you to leave.

[3-spoons]

^^^^^^

[loganquotesthings-blog]

:) if you’re a fucking pedophile unfollow me, trash

[trying-to-live-a-5-star-life]

PEDOPHILES ARE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE SO GET LOST!

[frank-ieros-knuckles-deactivate]

🔔pedophiles belong in prison🔔

[thesweetrigmarole]

[noexcuseforwhatidid-deactivated]

You heard them you sick assholes

[musicbasedmind]

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

[ragdollnetic]

Hero Patrol with Friends!  

[kisu-no-hi]

He’s got a point, to be honest.