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Dead on main idea
A situation where they have to sing phantom of the opera
And it’s a metaphor for the ectoplasm/lazurads pits
Danny as Erik and Jason as Christina
😁😁😁
Dead on main
Jason has to be undercover at a masquerade gala ( https://youtu.be/g1BQrq2rZ8g?is=njIOlUSPsL_iQ7HT ) I want it to play out just like in the video and Jason finding out
Jason: how long until this is over
Tim: Just wait a little longer
Jason: ugh
Dick: come on little wing cheer up a little
Jason: shut up dickhead
Than the lights dim than a singer with half a mask comes out and starts singing Jason pays no attention to it and then a person with a mask and holds out their hand
Mask figure: Care for a dance
Jason about to reject the person when another person comes and pulls Jason to their side
Danny: Sorry he already has a partner
Danny doesn’t wait for a response and just takes Jason with him
Pls someone write a fic about this 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Danny moves to Gotham after spending his whole life in Amity Park. He becomes the King of the Infinite Realms and flees to Gotham after his parents find out he's a ghost.
And it starts out great. He enrolls in Gotham University, moves into his campus apartment, signs up for the extensive benefits the local billionaire supports for GU students, and volunteers on the weekends. He even feeds the strays!
It's great! Actually, even better than great: Clockwork teaches him more about his ghost side while he's there and can safely explore it without the risk of getting caught and vivisected. He can work on powers he barely knows he has... and that includes shapeshifting.
And shapeshifting is easier to start with smaller body parts. Like ears.
Like cat ears.
So he gives that a go and, well, if he decides he likes them and keeps them longer than the supposed training time then that's his business.
He spends his first semester of his aerospace engineering major enjoying his freedom for the first time. No food trying to bit him back, no threat of death around every corner. He makes friends and drinks for the first time. He explores the nightlife and learns to not, in fact, explore Gotham nightlife. He realizes he may not be as bad at school as he thought, and then he actually starts to believe it.
At the end of the first semester he's a well-known face around campus. He's tall, ethereally beautiful, and a STEM prodigy with multiple professors practically begging to mentor him.
And it doesn't hurt that four different people swear up and down to have seen cat ears in his hair when he bent over.
He's practically the talk of the town (not that he knows it).
But he does know that he starts to perfect the look: along with ears, he sharpens his fangs. He growls when he's annoyed and purrs when he's happy. Sometimes he plays into it even more, like slow blinking and keeping a healthy distance to any dogs.
One thing that's for sure, cats know whats up with that "laying in patches of sun" stuff. He started doing that and when he realized how nice it was he just couldn't stop. He can be seen all around campus laying in the sunlight when it's nice out (whenever that is. Gotham is overcast to it's core).
He lounges beautiful and stretched out and sleepy for everyone to see.
And... wouldn't you know, he starts to get an admirer.
Well, don't get him wrong, he's had more than enough of those, but this one stood out. He was... cute. Very cute.
A lit major who obviously worked out religiously, who hovered around the corners of Danny's life. He sees him around campus (obviously), looking a bit too long even for someone admiring his prettiness, and then a few times at the cafe Danny worked at, and then a few times more around town. More than a few. More than was reasonable, actually. Definitely not an accident.
A cute little stalker, Danny thought every time he saw him out of the corner of his eye. He suppresses the urge to laugh (or purr).
A very cute, not-so-little stalker.
Hm.
There were definitely worse things.
Bird Questions
Prompt idea
College student Danny Fenton is taking a much needed break from his studies, sitting on the roof of his apartment building. He’s sleep deprived and a little delirious, watching several of the Gotham vigilantes grappling between buildings in the distance.
“Do birds ever just fly for fun, or are they always on some kind of mission?”
Danny isn’t talking to anyone, he’s up on the roof on his own to de-stress. He was just thinking out loud.
So when he heard a snort and a chuckle from behind him, Danny felt like he was justified in his reaction of not only swearing, but also throwing a solid right hook at the same time that he spun around to see who the hell was there.
He didn’t mean to punch anyone in the face.
“My fucking nose-”said the vigilante with surprise. He wasn’t used to civilians actually packing that much of a punch. He tensed up, watching the young man he had perched into the roof with just in case.
He watched as the sickly pale boy’s eyes went from a glowing Lazarus green to blue. …. Noted.
“What the fuck- you scared the shit out of me,” he said as he pointed a finger accusingly, “I almost pushed you off the roof!”
Red Hood didn’t respond as he got poked in the chest. He was busy. He took note of this man’s features. How his hair was blacker than night, almost as if it was all of space stored within it. It was short in the back, wildly sitting atop his head almost like a mop in the state it was in now. His skin was deadly pale. Paler than Tim’s even, if that was possible. Almost as if he was a walking corpse, the blood completely draining color from his complexion except the cheeks that were currently flushed from embarrassment. His features were sharp and sunken in, a sure sign of not treating himself very well. His eye bags were as dark as his own if wasn’t wearing his mask.
That lead him back to those eyes. Those huge bright blue eyes. They were like ice that had been put through an IV and straight into his own veins. Almost…. electrifying.
“Oh no…. Did I- hit you too hard? Fuck me-” said the man groaning.
“I mean…” he didn’t know what it was but this man…. This man was really something. He just couldn’t quite put a finger on what that something was.
Next thing Red Hood heard was on comms.
“Hood are you- fucking concussed right now? We are in the middle of something!” he heard Nightwing say followed by a stifled chuckle from Oracle.
The man looked at him with a surprised expression that quickly fell into a smirk, “Don’t fall in love with me Birdy. You’re not gonna like the results. Now, I hope I didn’t give you a concussion…”
Next thing Jason knew, he was in this guy’s apartment on the sofa while the man was asking him how many fingers he was holding up.
“Four, what’s your name anyways?” He may have a broken nose but like hell that was gonna stop him from shooting his shot.
The man’s pale thin lips curled into an amused smile, “Danny. And you are the Red Hood.”
Jason nodded, “I am. And you got me pretty good. Broke my nose even.”
Danny’s eyes got a bit wider in surprise. “Did I? Fuck man I’m sorry about that. Let me get you something for the pain. I would do more but you’ve got that mysterious mask look going on,” he said as he got up and began to search through his cabinets.
Red Hood immediately slipped his mask off. If this man was offering to touch his face he was gonna fucking let him.
Danny came back with some medical supplies that he nearly dropped upon seeing the mask on the coffee table, “Wait what about secret-” Danny looked up to see Hood’s domino mask, “Ah. Nevermind.”
Meanwhile on comms:
Robin: This is highly inappropriate!
Red Robin: Red Hood come on man, we are supposed to be on patrol!
Nightwing: This is honestly disturbing.
Oracle: Boys! Shut up! I’m listening!
Robin, Red Robin and Nightwing: GROSS
The next day
Jason was lounging on the sofa dreamily when Bruce walked in. Seeing him like that was… unnerving.
“So Jason. I was told you abandoned patrol last night and spent it with a man,” he said.
Jason just looked back at him wistfully, “He broke my nose.”
Bruce nodded, “I see that.”
Jason sighed dreamily, “It was so hot.”
Bruce shouldn’t have been surprised but that didn’t stop him from wanting to die inside a little.
Batman just being acknowledged as the "dad" of the young sidekicks of the Justice League. Batman who consistently listens to what the kids and teens have to say. Batman who remembers birthdays or big exams or milestones and always has a card filled with money for them or a present for them. Batman who praises them, offers only constructive criticism. Batman who gets some slang and references. Batman who treats the kids like colleagues, not as kids to be belittled or dismissed. Father's Day comes around and the kids are lining up to give him boxes of Lynx, macaroni art and cards and it just pisses off the rest of the JL.
Roy: *clutching an oversized card*
Oliver: What's that for?
Roy: Father's Day.
Oliver, tearing up: Roy, you didn't have to-
Roy, pulling card away: It's not for you. It's for Batman. He actually listens to me.
Oliver:
*later*
Bruce, weighed down with cards and gift boxes: Hey, Oliver do you mind-
Oliver: You know what? I fucking do mind actually.
Bruce:
Oliver: *storming off*
Tim as dazai
When Tim went to Paris to train he was kidnapped or taken to Japan something happed that made him stay and change his identity and it the same story as in BSD all up until dazai (Tim) leaves the pm and he returns to the batfam and years pass then something happens that exposes what happened in Paris and Japan
Pls someone write this
I need a fic where Tim organizes illegal car races and one of the bats have to go undercover to see what going on and Tim immediately recognizes them but doesn’t out them and said bat doesn’t know
Tim having some of his men/he watch them and Tim being ceo of Drake Industry while also organizing and funding the illegal car races
Was inspired by
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48987508/chapters/135189748#main
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
And fast and furious :)
Field Trip to my Heart fanfic idea
One of my favorite stories to read are those of Casper High class on a field trip somewhere and causing havoc in their wake. In almost all of them there’s a common rule of “no raising the dead” which I find hilarious, and I got an idea for my own take on this trope.
DPxDC AU where the Casper High class are now in Casper University (these kids are Amity Parkers through and through so every other place is too tame for them so they ain’t leaving their turf), their ages ranging from 18 to 19. Danny and his grew (which composes their entire class now) are casually sight seeing when le gasp! What do we have here: a hulking revenant Red Hood. Just the perfect match for their sad single twink halfa who seems to be incapable of catching himself a decent partner! Operation ‘Get their twink a love life’ is a go!!
P.S. I was watching Lady and the Tramp movie while writing this.
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Red Hood has experienced many things in his life; he’s done many things, most of them which he’s not proud of. But out of all the bullshit his fucked up existence has thrown at him, this might just take the proverbial cake. He was doing his rounds without any issues on a very quiet night, which should have already raised some flags. Gotham was being too quiet, at least on his side of the city when it happened. He was ambushed from all sides and packed pretty easily without him getting even a glimpse of the perpetrators. Only thing he managed to do was press the emergency button!
Since his captors have shoved a back over his head he couldn’t see them, but he could hear them as could rest of the bats.
“The fuck is the deal!? Where are you taking me?” he demanded.
A female voice had answered him, and he could make out a clear mid-western accent mix in with a Spanish one.
“Oh don’t get your helmet in a twist lover boy~ You’ll find out soon enough.”
And so here he is now.
Sitting on a chair free of his restraints, seemingly having a candle lit dinner in an allay way decked out in fairy lights, softly scented candles, flower petals; really, the whole shebang. On the one other seat across the clothed table sits a well dressed twink. He can’t see what he looks like exactly since he’s hiding his face in his hands.
And if things couldn’t get any weirder, an older teen with glasses and curly hair walks to them with an accordion along with a burly asian carrying a guitar, both dressed to the nines. The accordionist starts to play and- no fucking way…
When it registers what the two boys- men? are playing and singing, his coms start to flood with laughter and hooting. It’s the fucking song from Lady and the Tramp movie.
Red Hood, or rather Jason is so confounded that he doesn’t do much other than nod in thanks when a blond chick comes in with some italian pasta. The twink mumbles something and curls further in on himself. Jason just stares; was he seriously kidnapped (rather efficiently he has to admit) for a date of all things? He allows himself relax a smidgen since it appears he wasn’t brought here out of malice.
Alright, focus and take stock of the situation. These kids seemed to be older than high schoolers, and they have some training under their belt if they were able to get a drop on him in his own territory. The bats share some of their own tidbits they’ve been able to gather from tailing these particular teens. Apparently their here on a three day field trip from Illinois and have been causing mayhem ever since they’ve arrived. Tim’s caffeine infused theory is that they are magic users from a magic school that taught necromancy which Jason chooses to ignore indefinitely.
The twink finally raises his head and Jason stills.
Oh, oh no.
He’s not just a twink.
He’s a really pretty twink.
No, focus and catalog!
They have raven black hair that is playfully tousled, making him look even younger than his short slim build already does. His ivory skin is dusted with freckles like decoration help bring out his big doe eyes, and oh those eyes, like baby blue sapphires frames perfectly by dark luscious lashes. He wonders if those rose petal lips would taste like-
No! No, bad Jason! Bad!
The poor boy, all blushing and overwhelmed apologizes, “I’m so sorry Mr. Hood! I-I told them not to do anything drastic since I don’t need a boyfriend o-or partner, but they won’t listen!”
The asian dude intersects from the side, “Of course we won’t. Otherwise you’ll never get a date who isn’t a back stabbing brick or world conquering megalomaniac like your creepy uncle Vlad.”
“Were are doing this for your sake Danny!” shouts the curly haired boy.
Okay, ignoring those concerning remarks for now Jason turns back to the pretty twink named Danny.
He smirks “So… this happens often?”
Danny groans and blushes more all the way to his ears, “Only twice before thankfully. I mean I appreciate that they want me to be happy but… after all my past relationships I’ve gotten in terms with the fact that I might never find someone right for me; after all who would want a half dead guy like me as their boyfriend.”
Jason’s heart kinda breaks at the resigned smile forming on those soft lips. He can hear Stephanie cry vehement denials and righteous encouragements trough the link.
“Hey now, don’t say that. You seem like a nice guy so it’s their own fault for not seeing the beaut that you are. Hands down this has been most pleasant kidnapping I’ve experienced so far.”
Jason smirks when he sees Danny blush even more at his complement, while ignoring Damian’s demands to seize fraternizing with the other party.
“And since were both here why not make most of it. Care to tell some about yourself?”
Danny shifts a bit and thinks, “Umm… Well, I should probably introduce myself since it’s kinda my fault your here; I’m Danny Fenton and I study engineering at Casper University. I really like space and astronomy, I also like animals and volunteer at the local zoo and animal shelter when I can. And I’ve also started to take interest in reading, mostly sci-fi and murder mysteries.”
So far so good, he thinks as he discreetly looks the other over. He says he’s in university but-
“Quick question: how old are you if you don’t mind me asking?”
Please be legal, please be legal, please be legal-
“Oh, I’m eighteen soon to be nineteen.”
Thank fuck.
“What about you? I can you tell about yourself, it doesn’t have to be anything too personal with secret identities and all. I actually used to be a teen hero before going fully public so I understand.”
Jason blinks. The coms are silent.
“What do you-”
His words die on his tongue when pair of gloved hands grip Danny’s shoulders. Green rage fills his vision when he seen the face of the monster that plagues this city. The Joker.
He growls and craps his gun.
“Well what do we have here? Couple of love birds~” comes a grating voice right above Danny, causing him to turn around.
He screams and throws a punch.
The Pit Rage coursing through Jason’s veins that was demanding him to attack, to kill, to protect, to take-Danny-and-never-let-go came to a freezing halt. He watches in awe as his gorgeous twink decks the clown fucker in the face, eliciting a satisfying crack. Joker goes flying in beautiful arch and lands on his neck.
They all watch his limp form. He doesn’t rise.
“Damn it, not again. Third one in two months, hopefully this time they won’t seek compensation.” One their musicians mutters.
Danny turns back to him and begins to ramble and gesture with his bloodied hand, “O-Oh gosh! I’m so sorry, please don’t tell Batman! I don’t want him to kick us out just yet; I haven’t gotten to visit the planetarium yet.”
Welp, now Jason knows where to take Danny on their second date. He takes his helmet off as his siblings yell at him but he doesn’t care about that, all he cares about wooing the fuck out of this murder twink. He fixes his hair a bit and leans on the table, giving his most charming smile.
“Never dream of it. Anyway~ ever read Jane Austen?”
In his opinion the name Jason Fenton has a nice ring to it.
DPxDC prompt. Education.
Joker *hiccups and wonders who is thinking about him*: Bats?
~~~Meanwhile~~~
Half-dead idiot with GPA about 6 feet below the required for admission to university: *looking at the Gotham University website's page with the offering a cover up to 100 percent of the full tuition fee to anyone who gets rid of the damn clown*.
Phantom: : >:-D
Phantom to Sam & Tuck: ~Guys, I may not have a brain, but I have an idea~
Jazz: Oh, no...
Lol, imagine his application to the scholarship being a murder video of the Joker just to prove he did it. XD
Danny: Tucker! Hold the camera still!
Sam: Danny if you just stick to the study rubric I made for you, you can get in next year!
Jazz: He is NOT taking a gap year Sam, he would never go to college if he did!
Joker: (finally waking up and realizing he's tied to a chair)
Danny: Okay are you filming?
Tucker: I've BEEN filming just snap his neck or something! At this point your application is going to be the most boring one!
Joker: (pissed off struggling)
Danny: Okay, okay...how do I...?
Jazz: (hands him a gun) Here just shoot him. I expect you to study properly after this and actually apply yourself! I know you're smarter than this.
Danny: (takes gun) Fine! Fine! I'm sorry jeeze.
Sam: Oh! Do a trick shot or something! His death has to be funny or the curse is just gonna transfer.
Danny: Are you sure you can't just remove it?
Tucker: C'mon man don't be a weenie. You're plenty funny!
Jazz: Hmmm, actually the gun might not be funny enough. What if we get an anvil?
Danny: Yes! Don't we have one in the lab? Great Aunt Cathy's!
Tucker: Okay an anvil would be super funny. Let's grab the anvil and set that up instead.
Sam: Classical, morbid, I like it.
(Video skips)
Danny: Hi! My name's Danny and welcome to Jackass!
Jazz: Danny!
Danny: Sorry!
Jazz: You watch your mouth mister! You're not too old to be grounded!
Danny: Jeeze, okay okay. Let's just murk this guy then.
Sam: Begin the Rube Goldberg device!
Tucker: (pans around to show an intricate monstrosity of a Rube Goldberg setup) Man Danny you really went all out.
Danny: I take my comedy very seriously. (yanks a fancy golden rope with a serious expression before grinning widely as the device goes off)
Joker: (unable to escape or speak, crushed to paste by an anvil after a solid minute of insane shenanigans)
Tucker: Huh, I kinda expected him to turn into some vengeful eldritch horror not just splatter like a rotten fruit.
Sam: Eh, his soul was probably so rotten it spoiled too much to form a sentient thought.
Danny: Well he was obsessed with being funny but such a failure at it he probably just imploded before he could form.
Jazz: A decent theory. Anyway, that should be enough for your application. I expect you to study while you're there! No side jobs!
Danny: I will! I will!
(Video ends)
I bet Gotham has some obscure way long past due rule that makes killing the Joker legal only because the university requested it. Like how you used to be able to sell human corpses to universities so med students could dissect them. Some weird power that they could legally put out a bounty for dead or alive because they technically predate the police station getting its own jail. Did the city police know this was actually a thing? Nope not until a very sheepish “hypothetical situation” request to check bounty laws by university administration was sent in.
Commissioner Gordon, just looking at the video and attached paperwork with a grin he's trying to suppress. Well well well, lookit that! Some of those old outdated laws coming in handy for once! We should probably change it before a rogue takes advantage of it. But DAMN! If this isn't satisfying. Ok, this video? is it the only copy? No, I know. I know, but we can't let this poor hero be well known! Think of what our local crazies would do to him if they knew! He managed to capture and them kill the JOKER. We CAN'T let his face get known. Poor bastard doesn't deserve that!!
Stood at the BatSignal with a celebratory cigar and a bottle of sparkling grape juice (No alcohol on duty, that's for later at home).
Gordon: Joker's finally done for. All legal and aboveboard. Thought you'd like ta know!
Batman: Explain?
Gordon: Ask one of your kids to look up the Gotham U mercenary applications laws. For now? Drink?
If the video does get out, I think there would be a trend of making increasingly odd and convoluted Rube Goldberg machines that smash a rotten food.
And there would be a lot of people saying "ding dong the wicked bitch is dead" and maybe there's a celebration containing piñatas and/or effigies
You know Babs grabbed herself a copy to re-watch when in the mood. Show it to Jason. Who we all know is going to have BIG feelings about some mid-western hunk squash Joker after a short argument/discussion about making it stick. Purely out of desire to NOT re-do a year of high school. Where is the justice???? He's not allowed to kill the clown, no Gothamite is allowed to kill the clown without Batman ruining it. This tall, muscular guy with the bluest eyes??? Those muscles!!! And an accent to die for?? He's allowed to just come out of nowhere with looney toons death trap! So he can get a college scholarship???? This is... SO unfair! And what's the worst! He can't even like, approach the guy to shake his hand! (kiss him/marry him/perform $%"^&"^^"£"£$% on him)
I’m just imagining them in bath robes with their feet up on a fuzzy foot rest holding those HUGE wine glasses filled with rosé and some kind of face mask on watching this.
Full table of snacky treats as well. They are going to watch this till they feel better. May take many viewings. Just gotta love the look of sheer affronted disbelief on Joker's face. He looks so honestly offended to have been captured by civilian teens. For free college of all things. Makes it so much better. The fact that they can see as it sinks in he can't escape? And it isn't a Bat doing him in? Oh so glorious!! Joker looks so mad!! And now he's dead! Gone! What perfect bliss!!
Jason gets himself enrolled into Gotham U. It takes a while, but Babs and Alfred being 100% on board with this helps to smooth out all of the kinks he would have struggled with.
Jason, being the literary nerd that he is, devises a series of meet-cute scenarios so that he can 'accidentally' bump into Danny and woo him. They're all for naught, though. On his first trip into Gotham proper, Danny runs into Jason at the library. Danny is there to sign up for a library card, and Jason is there to return a stack of books/catch up with Babs.
The top 4 books are coincidentally space and spaceship related. Jason was looking up information for a surprise he was planning for Roy and Kori, and he needed to go old school in his search so that the Bats wouldn't find out and ruin it. Danny sees an un-dead hunk with space books and metaphorically swoons.
Jason had all these meet-cutes planned so he could 'bump into' his hero. He was gonna be SUAVE, he was supposed to look COOL.
Instead he saw Danny in the library, walked into a desk because he was staring and face planted.
Jason could cry. He's never gonna live this first impression down. He should just live on the floor now.
Danny is confused, but the heart eyes are still there.
Babs is DELIGHTED (Jason's swearing is going to be her new ringtone. The footage of Jason beefing it from staring at a hot guy is enough blackmail to last years.).
Babs makes Danny help Jason up and check him for a concussion (id do it myself, but *points to chair and hams up her helplessness* I can't) and by the end they've exchanged numbers.
Babs is being both the best wing woman, and an excellent older sibling. Jason wants to hug her and punch her. He knows this will haunt him forever, gods forbid he lands a date any time soon. Babs will be insufferable.
But also, hey random person who just picked me up off the floor! Effortlessly. With those muscles and arms. And shoulders.... Wow your eyes are so blue... Are you allowed to be both cute and hot? Asking for reasons...
Danny is concerned. He's pretty sure the cute revenant is concussed. Hey miss? Yeah might wanna call for an ambulance. Pretty sure he's hurt himself. He keeps complimenting me? Very strange behaviour. Does not compute.
If Jason landed on his face, he may have given himself a bloody/broken nose. So on top of concussion concerns, Danny could be gently holding Jason's head back and dabbing blood, snot, and tears away.
Babs, gleefully: Nah. You're just very pretty and he's just very gay. Just keep an eye on him while I call his older brother, please. Wouldn't want him to hurt himself further.
Jason is dying here Babs, could you be LESS of a big sister please and thank you!! Stop 'helping' dammit! This is NOT the first impression he wants to make on the hot guy! Is it VERY nice to be coddled and looked after by his crush? YES! Too nice! Abort mission! Help him out here woman!!!! Dick-head is no longer his least favourite pain in the neck!!!!!!
Danny is flustered. Excuse him? Pretty? Him? Are you sure it's not a concussion? Something in the water? Are you guys eyes OK?? He'll take it! But pretty? (devolves into a slight panic while helping on auto) Hoy man things he's pretty?? He's too bi for this shit. Wait, older brother? You... You're evil! Miss, please? He just caused the baby brother to face plant into a wall! Ma'am you can't call and overprotective sibling into this! Especially not when he accidentally pulled a Helen of Troy!!! He hasn't even got the guys name (Oh, Jason? Cute name for a cute guy) Or NUMBER (its xxx-xx-xxx).... You are a menace, aren't you? I'm onto you. Stuffy librarian cardigan and wheelchair be damned, You are a menace of the highest order.
Babs is highly pleased by the situation. Joker's killer has been found and contacted. Jason has thoroughly embarrassed himself in front of him. Babs got to cause minor chaos while setting them up. She even managed to get Dick over to laugh at the pair with her. And! Even better, Danny saw her for the menace she is! Good day all around. She can't WAIT to inflict him on the rest of the family.
Dick is also amused, and worried. Jay-bird how? Just how? Yes he IS very pretty. But you didn't even do this meeting Diana. And we all know you had the BIGGEST crush on her as a teen. Just, look at your nose! That's going to take ages to heal. Pretty boy at least did a good job sorting you out. Aww Jay-bird he looked after you so good!! Lookit! He even took care to clean up your tears!!! Awww. First he kills the Joker? Now he looks after you when you fuck up. He might just be good enough for you!!!
Now here's a few questions.
Does Danny know his application video got leaked? Do people recognize him? How many people saw the leaked video before the Bats caught it and locked it down to try and protect the kid?
If Danny doesn't even know the video leaked, does he just have all these people walking up thanking/congratulating him and he's completely bewildered about why? Is Jason even the first person to trip all over themself making gaga eyes at Danny? How many other people has Danny done basically this (helping/checking over them after various mishaps) for? Just completely baffled by how clumsy all these young Gothamites are.
Also, I imagine Gotham University sends a letter stating that if the other 3 in the video are willing and able to identify themselves, the University will extend the scholarship offer to them as well since they clearly were accomplices helped.
Jazz is probably already attending school elsewhere on an academic scholarship, but Sam and Tucker probably wouldn't mind heading out to Gotham with their best friend. Sam would relish in an opportunity to go to school for whatever she wants since she won't have to stay dependent on her parents for their wealth. And Tucker would geek out over being in the same city as the Oracle and Timothy Drake-Wayne.
Both of them would be ecstatic about the idea of someday working for Wayne Enterprises, fore runner in environmentally friendly business practices and in tech and software development. (Danny still has his heart set on NASA, but a degree is a degree and GU is willing to pay for his.)
Even if the video wasn’t leaked Babs is the daughter of the police commissioner and was personally hurt by the joker. Her civilian id has a very good explanation for how she recognizes Danny. I think she would use that to personally thank him and probably try to befriend him.
I love Jason embarrassing himself so thoroughly when he first meets Danny. I love that everyone else in Gotham is too. Can you imagine?
Danny: "Wow, is there something in the water? I thought I was clumsy, but apparently compared to the average Gothamite I'm a professional gymnast!"
Babs: "What do you mean?"
Jason would ask, but he's currently too distracted by Danny's hands gently tending to his nosebleed.
Danny: "This is like the tenth time something like this has happened, and it's only been three days. The semester hasn't even officially started yet!"
Jason is instantly insanely jealous! What?! Other people have walked into walls or eaten dirt staring at the pretty murderer hero?! Other people have had him gently tend to their wounds?! Other people have gotten his name and phone number?! Babs! Do something! Go back to being the wingwoman/menace you were a minute ago! Jason CAN'T let this horrible meet-embarrassment go to waste!
Babs is definitely far too amused by the sheer outrage/envy radiating off of Jason right now.
Babs: So, you gently look after the other victims as well?
Danny: I'm not being particularly gentle though? And of course I helped them! Might as well put my first aid training to use am I right?
Babs: Fair fair. So, Jason here definitely owes you lunch. For how you are helping him right now. You guys should head off to the table there. Set up a day for it! He owes you for the blood on your shirt at least!
Jason sending Babs the most thankful look for her suggestion.
Oh no, i just had a terrible thought! >:D
Joker's made a lot of people very miserable, especially the bats. Between killing Jason, turning Tim into Joker Jr., the whole thing with Babs, and Duke's parents... Jason's gonna have so much competition. XD
Maybe not so much Babs, he's a bit young for her. Maybe she only hams it up in front of her baby brothers to rile them up. But I wanna see Jason, Tim, and Duke all fighting for Danny's attention because just look at him! So pretty! So hot! So dumb! So heroic!
#dpxdc#dead on main ship#danny phantom#dc comics#batman#batfam#of course I'm voting for dead on main because i love them#but i'd love to see half the bats tripping over themselves over danny#and maybe the other half pretend to just to fuck with them
I wouldn't put it past any gothamite to send the video to the press the moment they watched and approved the application tbh. Everyone in Gotham would celebrate that the bastard clown is dead. Except Bruce, probably. (because the man is allergic to happiness)
Danny would be almost as popular as Bruce Wayne in Gotham, for a very different reason lol. Danny, Sam and Tucker could become at Gotham U what the A-Listers were back in Amity, with Jason as the new friend/bodyguard/love sick idiot in the group xD
Not Old Enough
The gala was in full swing at Wayne Manor, glittering with Gotham’s elite. Crystal chandeliers sparkled overhead, and the soft strains of a classical quartet played in the background. Danny Fenton, in an ill-fitting tux borrowed from someone much taller, leaned against a column with a flute of something bubbly he wasn't entirely sure was non-alcoholic.
From his vantage point, he had the perfect view of his sister, Jazz, and—unfortunately—Dick Grayson trying, and failing, to flirt with her.
"You're into psychology? That's wild, I'm kind of a master of body language." Dick gave a dazzling grin, eyebrows bouncing like he was in a toothpaste commercial.
Jazz blinked at him, utterly unimpressed. “Uh-huh. And I suppose you read Freud for the articles?”
Danny winced from across the room. “Oof,” he muttered, sipping whatever this was. “She's not even pulling punches tonight.”
Beside him, Tim Drake appeared with a glass of water and a raised eyebrow. “How long’s this been going on?”
“Grayson’s been at it for fifteen minutes,” Danny said. “It's like watching a golden retriever try to seduce a cat. Painful, but kind of impressive in its optimism.”
Dick tried another move, casually flexing as he reached for a canapé. Jazz didn’t even blink.
Danny snorted. “Dude, give it up,” he called out as Dick stepped back for a breath. “She likes older guys.”
Dick turned and pouted. “I am older than her!”
Danny just pointed across the ballroom. “Not old enough.”
There, Jazz was zeroing in on Bruce Wayne himself—billionaire, philanthropist, and, as far as Jazz was concerned, “a prime specimen of rugged fatherhood.”
“She thinks Bruce Wayne is a total DILF,” Danny added, sipping again, eyes never leaving the trainwreck in motion.
Dick stared, mouth slightly open, watching as Jazz approached Bruce with the confidence of a woman who had studied Freud and Jung and decided to psychologically profile this man in real time.
“Oh my god,” Dick whispered. “She’s doing the eyebrow thing.”
“She’s doing the eyebrow thing,” Danny confirmed solemnly. “It’s over. May Bruce rest in peace.”
From across the room, Jazz offered Bruce a dazzling smile and said something that made the corner of his mouth twitch upward—the Wayne smirk, rare and powerful.
Tim blinked. “He’s smirking. She got the smirk. That’s—kind of terrifying.”
“She once convinced the FBI that our ghost dog was a federal asset,” Danny said. “This is light work for her.”
Meanwhile, Dick looked betrayed. “He’s like a thousand years older than her!”
Danny clapped a hand on his shoulder. “Dick, buddy. You’re a gymnast. Bruce is a whole genre.”
Tim coughed, trying not to laugh. “Should we… do something?”
Danny shrugged. “Nah. Let her cook.”
And across the ballroom, Jazz leaned in slightly closer, her smile brilliant, and Bruce Wayne—Batman, scourge of Gotham’s underworld—looked like he wasn’t sure whether to be impressed, flattered, or afraid.
Danny smirked. This gala was way more fun than he thought it’d be.
Everyone loves a Villian-DCxDP prompt
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Bruce has his ditzy Brucie Wayne shtick to fall back on to keep people from suspecting him of being Batman but what about Tim? Red Robin is known to be the smart one and Tim makes no secret of his brains. Sure people will forget that Bruce was smart enough to go to medical school but not the fact that Tim is a CEO.
So far Tim can cover his vigilante side with excuses of being too busy but he needed something more. Something that would distract people from seeing any comparisons between him and Red Robin.
Enter Danny. Danny hates rich snobs but he loves pissing off Vlad. Vlad loved to boast endlessly about how smart his godson is. Add to the fact that Vlad is allowed to spend more time with the family as whole since his redemption/Danny literally pulled the ghost side out of him. Vlad was still an annoying snobby asshole who Danny hates with a passion.
Danny wasn't going to suffer like Sam and her parents. Nope, he put on a show as a loud, bratty, and dramatic guy. Far from the polite, smart, and sincere boy Vlad painted. Especially since Vlad was just trying to get Jazz and Danny better odds of getting into good colleges and more connections. And hopes of getting them into good wealthy families for his own connections. He's not evil but he still was a bad person. He planned to use them as puppets for his business.
Danny catches a lot of attention with his act and goes as far as using a Valley girl accent. Everyone saw him as a spoiled brat who would be a pain in the ass to deal with and dismissed him as such.
Tim wasn't so easily fooled and realized that he could use it. They ended up striking up a conversation and Tim was able to get Danny to briefly give up the act when he talking about a recent space expedition.
Tim wanted them to make a scene and the they were discovered making out in some corner of the event hall.
The tabloid published that Tim Drake was having wild nights just like his father. Tim had actually asked Danny to have a fake relationship. All Danny needed to do.was be as unbearable as possible and make it look like he keeps Tim on a short leash.
And Danny agreed because Vlad HATES the Waynes and I practically begging Danny to stop this.
The tabloid never shut up about Danny, so much he overshadows the Waynes in any new report because the paparazzi love a villain.
Tim is too busy with a case to go to a gala? Danny starts an argument with Tim and blasts it all over Twitter about how Tim cares more about a stupid party full of boring people over him.
Tim can't come it to work because he is on a mission? Danny damanded a vacation on a private island to reward him for putting up with Tim and his family.
Rouges on the loose after a break out? Tim has to stay home and comfort his distressed partner or Danny will break up with him.
When Tim is asked about his relationship he says he loves his boyfriend very much and just does what he must appraise him. Tim made it no secret that their relationship was superficial and started because Danny was hot.
The news is bombarded with stories of Danny causing drama all across Gotham. He goes around buying expensive luxury items and destroying them in fits of rage. People are lined up to get his approval for their products and people unironically love him, hate him or hate to love him. They stalk his social media and read every article on him. Yeah, he's a bitch but he is THE bitch. Everyone is jealous of him as Tim's "hot wife" that he does everything for. Who wouldn't want to be him? There is even people who'd rather be in Tim's shoes and have a trophy like that.
toxic beauty
I always loved to think that Danny was very attractive and by very I mean it feels like you're hallucinating attractive.
The type of attractive that reminds you of being on a beach on a gray rainy day with a figure in the sea singing and not being able to look away once you meet the sirens gaze. The type of beauty that's pulling you in that you know it's dangerous you can't help but obey
people doubted and still doubt that Danny is the Fentons son. In the past they didn't believe in ghosts but they very much believed in sirens and were convinced that they stole Danny from the scene one day and somehow convinced him he was human.
Casper high though Danny may not remember it everyone in his school has suffered a great crush on him. However they found a solution. That solution being bully the siren so much so that you slowly convince yourself that it's just a loser.
It's a really effective solution once you think about it it really is! That way you will only have to think about the sirens social status instead of anything else. Ignore the sirens love for stars , ignore how cute and attractive the siren looks when he wakes up (don't ask summer camp and the boys had a saxuality crisis at 7:00 a.m.) , ignore the sirens pout every time they get displeased , ignore the fact that the siren is getting muscles. Ignore it all as it should be.
(and maybe sabotage the way they dress that also works)
It's easy to ignore the obvious when the siren themselves believes it. It's for the better really until one faithful day that everything had been ruined.
Casper high went on a trip to Gotham in hopes that some students would become interested in getting a job at Wayne enterprises and getting to know the different fields better.
everything was going perfectly fine. They entered the building and were looking around until they met HER. Bruce Wayne's only daughter.
Cassandra
She took one good look at Danny and had to go into in her eyes that could only be described as scheming. Quickly going ahead to talk to Danny and managing to slip them away as they hung out. Even Tucker and Samantha seemed offended and confused that their friend got stolen out of nowhere.
And oh ancients... Paulina was the first to face reality again.
Right on Cassandra Wayne's insta were multiple photos of the siren wearing sleeveless turtlenecks , gloves , military pants and high boots with his overgrown hair all down and a star piercing on his left ear...
But that's not all through Foley's cameras they discovered she was dressing him up and giving him a whole new wardrobe. She gave him white pajamas. WHITE PAJAMAS.
Normally that wouldn't be an issue considering they don't live with the siren however jazz is visiting for summer offering some college/university advice since they were about to graduate and they couldn't refuse. By the time they got there Danny would still be asleep only for him to eventually come down the stairs with a bed head still have sleep.
But it doesn't end there she gives them all sorts of clothes like a loose shirt with an open back perfectly highlighting a star tattoo no one knows Danny got and when with some black pants and belt and his hair half up looking like the relaxed son of an aristocratic family.
It kept going and Casper high knew this woman was trying to murder them. There is no other explanation for it. As they suffered in silence eyes glued to the screen unable to look away faced with a boy with piercing crystal blue eyes tan skin and jet black hair that you could swear you could see the void. Filled with a regret knowing they have no chance. Even Samantha and Tucker looked at a loss for words gaping at their friend
Meanwhile at the other side of Gotham
Cass: ooooh! Has anyone ever told you you look good in white? Thats a 100% your color! Have you considered working at Wayne enterprises as a model :3
Danny: *awkwardly laughs* stop it Cass! I'm blushing stop flattering me so much I'm not THAT attractive in order for you to make it your life's mission to fix my wardrobe
Cass: what nonsense! You're totally attractive in fact you're my younger brothers is type! Don't speak so lowly of yourself besides all of Gotham and window shopper freezed looking at you as if trying to distinguish if you're real or not! If it weren't for the fact they were in a trance looking at you I'm certain that people would flirt with you left and right and modeling companies would be begging for you to work for them.
Danny: *turns red looking at the window at the plethora of people staring at him gaping and looking down immediately* well they are going to be disappointed can't afford all of this either way if anything we should-
Cass: I have Bruce's credit card. Everything's on me now come on I have so many shops I want to take you to!
Danny is red hood - DP X DC short prompt
Not really, but everyone is convinced he is. He arrived at crime alley around the same time the red hood appeared, he's strong, gets along with the night girls, often gets involved in fights to protect others, and is completely unbothered by death. What really sell it was when someone finally saw him shoot a gun, the guy has a terrific aim.
Sure, no one has seen him take a life, but that's what the vigilantes shit is for, right? So everyone knows this young man is Red Hood, but that's okay, crime alley is good keeping secrets from outsiders.
Danny has no idea everyone thinks this, and is unsure why he has so many hit man's behind his head. He can't even blame this on his ghost side, this men only use human weapons! This is his Fenton luck again, isn't it?
Jason is really interested in meeting who is apparently his civilian ID. Also, kind of worrying to have a civilian carrying his name, seems like a quick way to get the guy kill. Then again, the guy seems to have survived pretty well so far.
Having been declared legally dead and without a cent to his name, Danny arrives in Gotham desperate for any job. So when he gets hired by a rich couple to babysit their kid while they're away (which apparently is quite often) without them even doing a background check on him, he thinks he's hit the jackpot.
Until he finds out just how neglected this kid is. Danny knows from personal experience just how that can mess a person up so he decides to shower this kid with all the love and attention he could ever dream of. And maybe figure out a way to stop him from sneaking out at night.
#double adoption bait #there's two now
Danny is acting as a live in nanny, which saves him so much money. Sure he has had to learn how to cook! But, Tim is a sweet kid. Only 8 and so so used to being on his own. no, Danny won't stand for it. Tim is his family now, and he will look after him. His first few pay checks were saved up till he could buy a decent fake ID, paper trail and all. Look, Gotham is shady a fuck. Danny made himself a distant cousin of the Drakes. Was pretty easy. Of course he is looking after Tim.
Tim was very wary of him at first. It didn't help that Danny caught him sneaking out at night. Look, if he won't look after himself Danny will make him. Danny did out his foot down. Tim is not allowed out on school nights. And he has to pass a basic amount of dodging and stealth training to be allowed out for more than 2 hours.
Tim was not happy, but as Danny pointed out he was there to look out for him. And dammit he would! Tim took to his training scarily well. Kid was so damn smart. Danny still wasn't letting him out on his own though!
So, here they were, the two of them following Robin 2 who he been running off on his own more often lately. Oh well, it let Tim get some great photos. Danny was pretty damn sure Th would come back as a ghost. Boy was obsessive enough.
Danny wasn’t expecting Tim to help him make and perfect his fake ID, but honestly he remembers Tucker at this kid’s age and it’s not all that far off
Kid knows Gotham, helps Danny pick a branch of the family, and really seems keen to have him join the fold once they’ve had a couple months together
Sure, that first time Danny caught him sneaking out led to a pretty rough patch, but Danny was a teen vigilante; he knows just how futile it is to ban the kid
So when Tim screams “you aren’t the boss of me” after Danny brings it up, Danny just nods sagely and says “yup, but I am your guardian so I’m going to guard you”
Tim: *susface* you can’t stop me sneaking out
Danny: you can’t stop me sneaking after you bitch
Tim: WHAT NO HOW DARE YOU you’ll get me caught!
Danny: I’m the one catching you, who is anyone gonna tell? But if you can beat me at hide and seek I’ll let you keep going out
Tim thinks this will be easy
No problem
Even Batman doesn’t notice him
Danny finds him in five minutes flat
Tim would be SURE Danny cheated, but Danny gives him the security footage that shows him not moving an inch and then walking right to Tim’s hiding spot
(Danny doesn’t mention that Tim’s intense emotions might as well be a homing beacon)
Tim is INTENT on finding Danny
He cannot be beaten
He knows every hiding spot in Drake Manor, and which ones Danny could fit into
He even cheats and uses the cameras once an hour has passed with no luck
He gives up The Next Day
(Danny made him dinner, rung a bell, and rehid before Tim saw him)
He’s got a lot of new respect for his minder and when Danny promises to teach Tim how to do it, Tim is ecstatic
Years later when Tim has muscled his way into being Robin, Bruce is fucking STUNNED by how little stealth training he needs
Tim is a shadow’s shadow
His hand to hand is also damn good but low on actual technique
Danny comes back from a TWO DAY vacation to visit Jazz and Tim cheerfully informs him he’s a vigilante now
Danny shadows all his patrols and commentates as punishment
Danny has prepared for this day. He knew it was coming. So he ALREADY has his own new persona sorted. He is NOT letting Tim out with just Batman as backup. No way. That idiot already got a child killed. Well it's not happening to HIS BROTHER!
So, two days after Robin 3 hits the scene Mockingbird arrives. And seems to be following Robin 3 around and giving him tips and tricks, even as he mocks the local thugs. Batman seems to dislike him, which the thugs were pleased about. Until they realised, if Batman can't get rid of this one, no one can.
Danny takes great joy in sneaking up on the Bat himself. Thugs are now extra wary when they see the newest Robin. Look it was bad enough before. You saw the baby bird and knew Batman was probably somewhere close but you had a chance to get in and out right? And sure a lot of the time Batman would appear out of nowhere but there was only one of him! And now there is Mockingbird. Who for all his loud quips and banter is actually really freaking stealthy. Stealthier than the Bat!
And Mockingbird seems to pretty much exist as Robin 3's minder. They don't go out solo, they don't appear if Robin 3 doesn't. They exist to look after one dumbass teen. And well, the goons can respect that sort of care. Bat's on the other hand looks like he is losing his goddamn mind about it.
It doesn’t take the goons long to work out the rule either
Mockingbird has one job, and one clear berserk button: Robin 3
And let’s be honest, none of them enjoy the part of gooning that is “try to beat up a literal child”, even if they’ve come to terms with it and the child kicks their ass every time
(Well, some of them do, but their numbers wane EXTREMELY fast after Mockingbird’s debut. Some are found still alive but usually they seek alternate employment far, far from children
Danny doesn’t allow risks to his loved ones)
But while there was always the “fuck Robin’s here get him restrained” for 1 and 2, Robin 3… you don’t want to get your hands on Robin 3
Yeah, the Bat is also much touchier about his new boy and will go Extreme Prejudice if he’s in danger, but the Bat is the nice one
The Bat knows they’re all criminals, and gets that this is part of the vigilante thing, they’re gonna try and knock out or incapacitate his trainees. Vengeance is swift, but the Bat is merciful
This comes into clear contrast once Mockingbird joins the scene
He doesn’t stop Robin from fighting or get in the way; the kid’s as hands on as both predecessors, there’s the exact same frantic scrabble to take him down and get the weapon out of his hands so you can tie him to something
(Any rogue who wants Robin dead wants to do it personally anyway, so you double don’t want to be the one that ruins that)
But you point a gun?? At Robin 3?? Your hands are empty before you know it, and that sly, mocking voice comes from just behind your ear, where you know no one could be
“Now that’s not fair is it?”
Other things disappear too. Sometimes it’s as mild as your belt, or your shoelaces are suddenly tied together, and yeah Mockingbird will ABSOLUTELY steal your pants and you’ll never know how
If you get a shot off though? Things appear places they shouldn’t, and you realize just how nice Batman is that he only kicks your ass and restrains you for the cops
Danny doesn’t want Tim to find out about all the background stuff he does, because Tim’s a competent kid and would hate to be undermined, but now the goons are all a lot more careful about what might accidentally seriously maim a child
(Part of this is in response to Batman’s wave of violent fury after Robin 2 died. Self preservation. But finding jagged edges of ice between your toes, in your ears, up your nose?
You only fuck with that once before you start wondering where else Mockingbird could get that ice. How much bigger the chunks could be
Penguin is desperately trying to hire Mockingbird to maintain the Iceberg Lounge)
Red Hood’s return is correspondingly extremely different. Jason’s furious another kid got put in the suit, but it takes about 30 seconds to realize this kid has Protection
Serious Protection, and it ain’t from Bruce
There’s a lot more jealousy, a lot more “why does he deserve this when I didn’t”, it’s still anger and bitterness as he plans, takes heads, taunts Batman
But Danny never forgets a soul
So Jason gets a visit before Jason gets anywhere near Tim (who is very upset that Danny is definitely keeping a secret from him, but Danny will make it up to him)
Danny apologizes that he didn’t save Jason. That he and Tim were watching over him, but Danny couldn’t protect him too
It’s not what Jason wanted, it’s not even close to Bruce admitting his failure. But Danny’s so obviously relieved to see him alive, explains that dying can be a much less binary scale than people think, notices the pit
Danny won’t tell Bruce if Jason doesn’t want him to, cuz Jason gets to come out in his own time, but he offers help. Kindness. Tells him how Tim got started, got caught, and got ghost training to keep going
How much Tim worried when Jason disappeared
And he asks Jason to at least tell Tim he’s okay, because Tim thought he could stop if Jason ever came back
(Tim doesn’t fucking stop, he lied to himself and also to Danny)
And Jason asks where the Joker is, because there’s been hide nor hair of him since about a week after Robin 3 debuted
And Danny goes real quiet
Because he can tell Jason where the Joker is, but Jason won’t be able to see him. Not without one of those body finders that can see through rock
Danny doesn’t. Allow. Risks. To his loved ones.
He couldn’t save Robin 2, but he can keep Robin 3 from being anywhere near the same danger
(Jason solemnly swears never to lift a finger against Tim because holy fucking shit nope nope nope his plans are now Bruce And Bruce Only)
(He does sign one of Tim’s favourite photos of him as Robin though)
Jason is also so relieved to know that someone saw. That someone cared enough to keep a Robin safe. And that Robin 2 was avenged. It hurts, so badly, that it wasn't Batman. But gods, Jason could come to adore Mockingbird and Robin 3. Danny admits to Tim.He is keeping a secret for someone. But, don't worry, you will know soon. They just want a bit of time first ok?
And then Jason comes round for dinner. And Tim lights up. His Robin is alive! He's angry, and hurt, and bitter, but he's here! And he's letting Danny help him!
Red Hood spreads the word as well. No one in his gang goes after kids, Robin 3 is included in that! "You can disarm him, and move him away from a fight, but nothing worse than a bruise. Mockingbird is not playing around. I do not want hassle with him! "
And you know what, his people get that. Boss hates hurting kids anyways. And yeah, they've seen what Mockingbird does to people who hurt Robin 3. Word spreads fast after all. Everyone knows it was probably Mockingbird who got rid of Joker. Is there any proof? No. But within a few weeks of Robin 2 dying and Robin 3 starting up Joker vanished.
Jason is slowly healing but by bit. The pit madness has been dulled, so he can control it now. He's still so angry at Bruce. But why would he involve innocents? And damn, but little Robin 3 is so smart. He's honestly a regular genius. And Jason is so glad he has someone looking out for him like the Bat should have.
And for some reason they are willing to let him into their lives? He can go over to eat, and get medical care? Mockingbird reminds him of Alfie so much it hurts at times. And then they slowly become Danny and Tim. Somewhere between fixing the pits and Timmy begging training in guns from him, they start to feel like family.
And Jason gets told what Danny did. To Joker and a number of other idiots who went to far on Tim. And yeah, he is glad he didn't go there. But, while speaking with Danny he comes to realise, wait. Talia set him up, she wound him into a rage focused on Tim. That makes her a threat to Robin 3 and he needs to be warned. This includes a pretty in depth discussion of the LoA and their ways of working. Jason won't let them be unprepared. He owes them more than he can ever repay. He won't let Ras and Talia hurt them.
When Damian arrives it is to a very different family dynamic. Jason still hasn't told Bruce he's alive. Dick has been brought in, as has Alfie. Babs knew, but kept quiet. In case he needed to be taken in. Then Danny stepped in and mediated for him. He's got his brother back, and another two as a bonus prize.
Damian tried to assert his place as the 'blood son' only to be smacked down entirely. Tim isn't Bruce's kid. He has a great guardian thankyou. Why would he need Bruce for that? And Danny won't allow that sort of behaviour to go unpunished. Yes he is a child. That is why he is not being hurt. But he will face consequences! For a start, if he can't be trusted to not attack allies, no weapons.
No Batman, he attacked my ward, I will NOT give them back until he learns. Control your son, or get out of my way. Damian, why do you believe Tim is a threat you need to dispose of?
Damian is not pleased by this, interloper! Drake is bad enough, but his older cousin? A nightmare to deal with. Nothing phases him. You can't hit him, he is more stealthy than anyone Damian has ever met! And somehow he calmed Todd from the rampage Mother tried to incite. And, on top of that, there is nothing in his background that would account for any of this! It's infuriating. And Father can't even do anything about him! He is starting to feel like perhaps Mother and Grandfather have overestimated Batman.
If this Mockingbird can flit around Gotham's skies as he pleases with no repercussions, then surely Father is not all that impressive. It is either that, or Mockingbird is indeed that powerful. Even Superman caves to Father. What does that say about this person?
Danny’s still a little shit though
He takes all of Damian’s weapons
(ALL of them. It takes HOURS. Damian is furious)
But he won’t leave the baby high and dry, clearly Damian needs weapons as emotional support
So Danny replaces them with nerf weapons
He has Bruce’s credit cards and nerf has a lovely array of “bladed” foam weapons
Damian sulks when all his weapons disappear
DAMIAN RIOTS DAYS LATER WHEN FOAM IS FOUND IN THEIR PLACE
He rants and yells at Danny, Danny watches impassively (he’s in his 20s by now, he’s a little shit but he did grow up)
Then Danny shoots Damian in the forehead with a nerf gun, tells him his true training begins today, tosses the gun to Damian and disappears
Completely confused, Damian turns to Tim for an explanation
Tim shrugs, shoots Damian with his own nerf gun, and explains how Danny trained him before he became Robin
Bruce is just happy they’re all getting along, because that’s definitely what the screams of rage and pitched nerf battles means
Dick adores Danny and Tim. They are not only good at the work they do. They are also good at communication. Danny will not let B do his growly bullshit. At all. He looks after Tim and Damian. Sure he seems intent on driving Damian up the wall. But honestly Damian seems to respond well to the implied challenge. The fact that Danny said he lacked the discipline to be allowed real weaons? Oh it burned at him.
Add in the need weapon training, pranks as tactics nd evasion drills? Well Dick has never been so entertained while keeping up his training. The fact that Danny is making it so Damian has to play to train as well seems to be helping the baby bat.
Damian can admit that he respects the interloper. He does not like him, or Drake. But he can respect their skills. Daniel is more than happy to train his skills, in weapons and in tactics. That he uses juvenile methods does not matter when the results speak for themselves.
And, privately, he can admit that perhaps he should have relied less on his Mothers knowledge. It was clearly outdated. He overheard Daniel and Drake discussing the Robin title the other day. Robin was deemed a training title. Once Drake felt ready he could take on a new name. Had he known that sooner he would have been less likely to attack Drake.
Daniel has been slowly allowing him access to his weapons for training again. Until g proves himself tempered enough however they 're kept locked away. Apparently he can not yet be trusted. It burns, but also made him realise something. While he was allowed to harm any when with Mother and Grandfather such behaviour is deemed barbaric in Gotham.
His Mothers family means less than nothing in this city. His Fathers legacy is important. But for very different reasons. Daniel is making him speak with his sister. She can be trusted to keep anything he says confidential. She works with many heroes apparently. And the children of heroes. Father still refuses to go, which Daniel called a weakness. Failing to meet ones own demons and fight them head on. Damian can reluctantly understand Daniel's viewpoint. It is why he agreed. She will appear you be able to explain how people expect him to behave. Which should be useful.
He has already made mistakes basing his behaviour on Mother and Grandfather. He will take as much Intel as he can get so he can ensure he makes no more.
Mother foolishly discounted Pennyworth as beneath attention. any who know the truth know he is the true patriarch of the house. How his Mother missed that he shall never know.
At least his skills are being tested and expanded here. Richard has taken to joining them as well. He and Daniel between them have a wealth of knowledge he can put to good use. Now, he will figure out how to trap one of them. These pranks are indeed juvenile, but Daniel insists they are good for training tactical thinking and spatial awareness. He plans to test Daniel and Richard. It only seems fair. Perhaps Drake would help. It might ensure their continued acquaintance is pleasant.
Danny being there is going to take on a way different twist of Bruce's time lost in the past
Danny would help Tim with every power and friend at his disposal. It would take, at least a month less, Tim would NOT lose a spleen and Ra's Al Ghul would have a FEAR of Red Robin and his Mockingbird.
Tim; I swear, I'm NOT insane! Bruce is just lost in the time stream?
Dick; Have you considered grief counselling?
Danny; Ok honey, take your time. Lay it out for me. What do you need my help with? Dick, go make sure Damian doesn't get himself killed I have this.
Dick; feeding his obsession won't help him?
Danny; Who says I don't believe him? Tim is probably the smartest person I have ever met. If he says B is temporally dislocated, he probably is!'
Tim; God I love you so much Danny! Here is my ideas!
Danny; Ok, counterpoint, I don't leave your side at ALL. The LoA ARE NOT SAFE! So I am going with to put the fear of ME into the Demon's Head. Ok? ok.
Tim; Ok, So here's where we start!
Danny; Good to know. Now what are your back up plans? How do we do this without losing body parts? What tools do we need? Come on love, you have to have your backup plans. You know I'm with you 100% but still. An ounce of prevention...
Tim; Yes yes yes, a pound of cure. FINE!
Danny enabling Tim from the very beginning is a frankly terrifying concept
Danny knows there is no stopping this child. He sees the issues and just sighs. Like, welp, I'm going to make sure this child doesn't kill himself. Danny has seen that look in the mirror, and he has seen it on his friends faces. He knows there is NO way he can stop Tim except locking him up. And frankly, that is cruel. He may as well just go with and ensure his safety. As well as training him to ensure he won't die.
Not to mention even at the tender age of 8 Tim is a budding genius. Sure Danny could absolutely lock him down for now. But give it a few years? No, much better to support him and be included. He doesn't want Tim hating him, and him doing insane reckless things where he can't see them and help him. Far safer. Far far safer this way.
And yes, this does in fact lead to a much more terrifying Red Robin. This is a RR who has had years of extra training and support. One who has the backup of a frankly over powered Danny, and the love and support to be confident in himself. One who doesn't feel the need to prove himself as much. One who can and will destroy a rogues life. This is a Tim who is so MUCH more centred and chaotic. One who has the partner in crime canon!RR wanted.
Hehehe
Imagine if he does all of this entirely as Danny the Human.
Then something happens that leads to people thinking he's been overshadowed by a ghost, so they trap him to try and 'free' him, only for him to walk out of the trap - to no surprise from the Bats - and have to explain that he's actually the retired Ghost hero, Phantom.
Suddenly, Bruce feels a chill down his back. He had contingencies for Danny the human that might have worked, but nothing that could cover this!
Tim and Jason let loose mad cackles - no one had listened to them when they tried to protest this plan - as they were already aware of his half ghost status.
Damian is practically vibrating in glee. He knows that ghost culture involves a lot of fighting, and is planning on asking Danny to equip him with gear so he can go and fight some ghosts.
Wonder Woman squints at Danny in his Phantom form. When he's in that form, her Godly blood is telling her that he is her Uncle in some way. It can't be true, though, because she's met all of the Kronides. He does look familiar, though, so maybe she's seen him in a museum somewhere? It does beg the question, though, of why he's playing human nanny in Gotham right now.
Superman ... is suddenly remembering stories of the Kryptonian Death God, Phantom, and how he gifted their people with "the Phantom Zone" after saving them during a terrible invasion. It's hard for him to put together the stories of the fearsome warrior with his memories of Danny accidentally pouring orange juice in his cereal, or the time he was reading against a wall and sneezed so hard he gave himself a concussion, or even that time that he was interviewing the family as Clark, and overheard Danny asking Alfred how to spell 'ear'. Sure, Danny looks identical to the images he's seen, but they can't be the same guy ... right?
I'm imagining that Clockwork agreed to help bring Bruce back to the correct time in exchange for Danny running a couple of Time Police missions for him.
Someone had messed with the timeline and now a very powerful civilisation might be wiped out before they had a chance to reach the stars. Danny needed to go and oversee them for a few key moments over the course of a century, a few millennia in the past, and while he was doing that Clockwork would extract Bruce and bring him to where he needed to be.
the batkids slowly poisoning Bruce with lazarus pit water to keep him alive but one of them (im picturing a sleep deprived Tim lol) messes up with the dosis and gives him a little to much and now Bruce looks like he is 20 again
"Hey, Cass," Tim greets as he walks into the kitchen.
"Timothy."
He pauses, hand outstretched towards the fridge, and looks back. Squints. "Dick?"
The mystery figure tilts their head, the shaggy mop of hair shifting around their face.
"Do you live here?" He slips a hand back, reaching for the knife block, and wraps a hand firmly around the handle of a knife, drawing it from the block.
The figure takes a step forward. "Go and get your siblings, and bring them to me."
"Why the hell would I do that?" he asks, bringing the knife up and getting ready for it to come to blows.
The figure lifts a hand—Tim tenses—and pushes their hair back from their face.
Bruce glares at him stonily, no more than twenty years old.
"Because someone put Lazarus water in my tea last night, and I know it was one of you because I found this on the floor in the lounge."
He tosses a familiar vial to Tim, who gulps at the sight of the bottle Damian brought to Gotham. Not for the purpose they used it for, but... Bruce was getting older. Greyer. Slower. They will not lose him.
"I'll go test it for prints," he lies.
Bruce holds up a hand. "I already did. Now go and get your siblings, Tim. Now."
Tim nods, making for the door, but Bruce's cool tone calls him back. "Tim?"
"Yeah, B?"
"Leave the knife."
"Okay, B."
Siblings Behavior
It's shenanigans time guys
So have this DpxDc idea.
So, the Justice League and the Light (OR villains in general) have two newish members, they've both been around for about a year and they're from the same plane of existence (a place called the Infinite Realms according to those who dabble in the occult)
And the two seem to have some serious beef with each other.
Wisp and Wrath are basicly feral cats hissing and hekles raised when they spot the other and their fights normally ends in draws. They're evenly matched and sometimes the two even fight to the point they are out of steam and just fist fight.
Needless to say everyone believes they totally hate each other and might one day kill (or end?) One of them.
So everything gets turned upside down when suddenly both factions of heros and villains are suddenly summoned to the Infinite Realms.
In a throne room.
In front of the Infinite King (or most commonly known as the Ghost King)
A King who looks very, very much like Wisp and Wrath (like yeah the two do sometimes look alike, like when they grin with sharp teeth and their hair color, but one has blue skin and red eyes for crying out loud!)
He's staring at them, glowing green eyes that seemed to just... know.
"Welcome to the Infinite Realms. I am King Phantom." His voice echoing in the throne room and seemed to rattle them deeply, like a sudden chill in the early morning.
"I have summoned you all here for a single reason." He continued to say "Tell me..."
Here he paused, closed his eyes before leaning back on the chair then he smiled big and cheerfully asked.
"How are my kids doing in your world? Dan and Ellie aren't causing too much chaos in their wake are they? They tend to go a tiny bit overboard sometimes but what siblings don't when they rough house you know. Tell me everything."
You know what would be funny? If Danny is having the parent teacher conference but in a way that the heroes and villains don’t realize it. Like, Danny is used to being all regal and using formal speech (Frostbite, Pandora, and Clockwork practically ingrained those habits into him) so when he says something like “so how have my children been getting along?” it sounds like “what is the progress of my blood’s quarrels?” Or if he wants to say “I’m glad they are making friends.” It comes out as “It pleases me to know they have made such strong allies.” Or “I know they play fight a lot. Hope it isn’t too much trouble” translates to “I do hope their duels do not interfere with your realm too much.”
And Danny is so vague with his wording that the heroes only get the barest scraps of information. They learn that apparently their two new recruits are brother and sister and that they are ALSO the prince and princess of the infinite realms.
At the end of the ‘meeting’ Danny is happy with the progress of his kinds and feels it was a very productive discussion with their friends and says that he will meet them again soon for another ‘update’. Meanwhile, the heroes and villains are now convinced that Wisp and Wrath are in the middle of a succession war and whoever wins will gain unlimited power and possibly change the tide of battle forever on the side of the victor. The villains want that power for themselves. The heroes want to make sure that kind of power NEVER falls in the villain’s hands. These death battles between Wisp and Wrath have gained a deeper meaning and each side will support their heir with everything they have.
Dan and Ellie are ecstatic their friends are finally starting to play with them and their sibling.
Now, imagine if the other side manage to land a real critical hit on one of the siblings. It could be anyone, the villains or the heros.
Just maybe a curse, a talisman or just plain magic. Or maybe they have their guard down or hell forbid they've been supplied with blood poison.
One side thought that they're about to win, they'd feel relief until the other sibling turned to them and goes overprotective mode.
Cause it's just a game, you're not supposed to put the other in a death bed!!!
YES!!
(Villain-Ellie and hero-Dan)
One of the magic users on the heroes side, who doesn't know a lot about ghosts, recently learns a flower called a Blood Blossom can weaken ghosts. The poor soul had no clue about ANYTHING.
They summon the flower, not noticing the siblings go still and stiffen, and throw it near the Villain Wisp.
She SCREAMS.
Wrath, rather than cheer, as he has before, goes PALE, shoots a ghost ray at the flower, blasts it to ash, and rushes to his villain sister, ignoring the questions and protests.
"DADDYYYYYYYY/DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!" they both shriek as one.
No thoughts. Just Zee and Bruce as siblings.
Batman is stoic, Batman is crude, Batman is rude, Batman is struggling to breathe, laughing while grabbing Zatanna's elbow? What?
Hal is honestly offended at the sight.
Everyone in the Justice League knows B has a close relationship whit the members of the Dark wing of the team... For some reason. And neither Zatanna nor Constantine has a free enough calendar to just go hang around the Watchtower. Normally, if they're up there, it means work. But not today.
Apparently, Zatanna had been having a hard time while trying to make contact with the bat. And, in her words, "I refuse to call the brats for input on my man". Diana is the only one who doesn't look taken aback by her words.
"Your man?" Oliver gapes at her "The brats?"
Barry perks his head between the circle that is forming around the magician. "You know who Batman is?" Hal pushes him aside.
"... What is your relationship with him?"
Zatanna opens her mouth to speak, but quickly whips her head around as if called. Not a second later, the automatic doors open, and Batman steps inside, followed by a floating, beaming, Superman.
"YOU BITCH!!" Everyone freezes. Clark's eyes grow comically wide as the woman strides towards the pair, lifting her hand. Hal hisses, expecting a slap to hit across the bat's face.
Instead, her hand rises higher, and slaps one of the bat ears to the front, making the cowl tilt slightly to the side.
Batman just grumbles as he fixes the offended cover, just for the other ear to be slapped.
"Would you sto-?" Hal doesn't get the chance to digest how much higher and annoyed Batman's voice sounds.
"YOU LEFT WITHOUT A WARNING!"
"I WAS BUSY SAVING THE FUCKING PLANET!"
"YOU STOOD ME UP!!!"
"I DID NO- oh shit"
"OH SHIT INDEED, YOU BITCH!"
She's not stopping her assault to his cowl. Batman is now failing to stand straight, trying to prevent his cowl from moving too much and exposing himself.
"YOU. KNOW. HOW. HARD. IT. IS. FOR ME. TO. TAKE. TIME. OFF?!" Every word gets emphasized by a slap on the pointy ears, or his padded shoulder, or his cape when he tries to turn to cover. "I. MADE. TIME. FOR. YOU!!"
"Ok, stop, stop!! I'M SORRY! ZANNA STOP!!" Her hand freezes in the air.
She narrows her eyes to him.
"Can I make it up to you today?" She purses her lips, contemplative.
"Is Wing coming to town?"
"I... It's Saturday, so... Yes?"
"Then no"
"Oh, come on!"
"No! I can deal with Robin. He's manageable! But that hormonal douchebag-"
"ZANNA!!"
"... Sorry" her arms cross, and the ground seems to catch her attention while she avoids B's glare. "That was rude of me. I'm sorry"
"Don't apologize to me"
"Fiiiine. I'll tell the kid I'm SORRY."
"... So?"
"Ugh. Ok. For you!"
And he's fucking smiling!? "Great. I need to finish here and I'll be gone"
"Mind if I accompany you?"
"You might steal my pillow if I say no"
"Hell yeah, I will!!"
And now they were here. Listening to Superman's debrief on their mission. But Zatanna had said something next to Batman's ear. And now the bat is struggling to breathe. And she looks so smug. And Clark looks weirdly red and embarrassed. WHAT'S GOING ON!?