It occurs to me that there are people who werenât on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
Itâs been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

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It occurs to me that there are people who werenât on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
Itâs been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
XP/98 remix
ok what the fuck
It sounds like some digital boss theme
I had to draw this.
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The fuuu-
I absolutely love the villains in this comic.
You donât need to have any context and can still tell how absolutely fucked up that family is
I kind of want portal guy to be Lucifer Mongfish, Lucrecias evil father. He supposedly dies âin a freak airship explosionâ but it would be hilarious if he turned up alive after that scene where Lu complained about death people actually being alive. Especially because Zola reassured her that Lucifer really was dead.
Also the portal guy has white eyebrow hair and I think if Dr. Dimitris remaining hair was going to turn white it would be after he got experimented on.
Also the nose is different, although that doesnât have to mean anything.
ok i love this, Let's do some nose analysis (+eyebrow), comparing lucifer and prevailing theory vapnoople
now, new vapnoople's nose(red), I would say, could fit the #PortalMan. So could New vapnoople's eyebrow(blue). Unfortunately for vapnoople, he seems currently incapable of growing hair, which this guy does have (yellow). Old vapnoople has different eyebrows and a different nose, however, supporting the non-vapnoople faction. resemblance to portal man = 2/3 new, 0/3 old, 1.5/3 overall, with weighting for the relevance of more recent character designs.
Lucifer, we only get in flashbacks as far as I can remember/find. nose = not visible enough to make a determination, as prev said. eyebrow = correct, also correct color. hair = present, which is a good asset. Crucially, he wears glasses, which #PortalMan seems not to. I don't want to discount the possibility of sparky contacts or not that bad vision, and in my personal experience i do take off my glasses when putting on a helmet, so it could go either way. 2/3 match
Thank you for your wonderful analysis đĽ°
The nose does look more like new vapnoopleâs
And I noticed afterwards that portal guy doesnât have a beard, while Lucifer has one
Also sadly I think thatâs not hair, itâs the shape of the portal
In conclusion it is probably not Luâs dad back from the dead to annoy her
The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.
No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.
The parking attendant moved on.
Many species learn to live in urban environments.
Everybodyâs seen the videos of the Deer in Japan, bowing, and using the shade of trees. They even use the crosswalks â same as geese, foxes, and coyotes.
Pigeons ride the subway.
Well, around here the pigeons are very large, a lot smarter, scaly and usually donât breathe fire unless you really wind them up.
I checked another few cars. I donât even know why I bother â this surveillance system, and the image recognition system handles most things⌠I think Iâm just here because people appreciate having an actual human being to make sure that nobody is messing with their nice cars. Or nasty banged up cars.
Iâm not judging: they pay me not to.
I came back and had another look at the Dragon. She was sleek and well fed (according to the app I pulled up, sheâs too large to be a juvenile, but with horns that short probably not male).
I was checking her ears for tags to see if sheâd come from one of the Dragon sanctuary parks, when a big Brown I opened and stared at me.
âEasy now,â I said trying to sound calm, âjust looking for tags.â I said to the giant flying carnivore.
She rolled a bit and on the other ear I could see the little plastic chip: AE172293F
Huh, that was a lot easier than I assumed. She went back to sleep and I ate lunch.
She came back the next day: I could hear the low rumble of snores. It was raining, and I checked on her when I did my rounds. This time the tag was easy to read.
I put it into the system: Double Wide C-15. Registration AE172293F, model âDragonâ, colour âredâ.
The next time she showed I filled up a plastic tub of water and used the dolly to park it next to her.
I got a call from my boss. âIs this a joke?â They asked.
I sent them a video of bay 15, level C, with a dragon perfectly parked.
âNo, I donât mess around on the job,â I said, not adding âthat you know aboutâ, âShe keeps coming back. I think sheâs hiding from the rain.â
The next day there were two more, folded up inside the lines, next to a Roadstream camper.
âDonât mess with them,â said my boss, âTheyâre protected.â
I habitually donât mess with anything that can eat me. I put their ear tags into the system. When I finished my rounds, they were gone but there was a small gold nugget.
Two days later they were back, and there were five small dragons, sitting exactly in the middle of the smaller parking spots. I looked at the rain, filled the water tub up and checked on the other cars. Then I called dragon control:
âHi, this is uh, Pallidas parking? Weâve got some of your dragons? I think? Two donât have ear tags. Yeah, hang onâŚâ
I read them the ear tags, colours and for good measure their favourite parking spots.
âYeah⌠they have their favourite spots.â The woman on the phone said. âThe juveniles are probably following the adults. Probably just trying to get out of the rain.â
There was another gold nugget. I put them in the lost and found.
The night shift left me a note asking about the debris on C-15 - I went to look. Moss, rocks, cardboard boxes, all tucked inside the lines.
I called my boss, they called the Dragon people, and they showed up to eyeball Big Red, who eyeballed back.
âAh hmm. So⌠thatâs nest building behaviour.â They said, and I called my boss, who called them, and Big Red made snarfly noises, so we went and hid in the break room about it.
My boss showed up and came and stared at Big Red themself.
âWe canât disturb them.â They said, gritting their teeth and looking like they kinda wanted to. âTheyâre⌠protected.â
there were four more adults, and seven more juveniles, all parked neatly.
I showed my boss the lost and found box with the gold in.
âWe shouldnât disturb them!â they said, âTheyâre protected!â
We put cones across the ramp to level C. I got another tub for water.
Did you know dragons have favourite people, like crows do?
The Dragon people tagged the juveniles, and brought in some more nesting material. They said that the same thing that people like in a car park, dragons like in a den.
I said âHuh.â And they said âYeah.â And I called my boss and asked him how we log eggs, and he said âlong term parking, for all I care, as long as they keep paying the parking fee.â
The Dragon people thought that was funny, and I think Big Red did too.
It makes doing the rounds much more interesting!
I kind of want portal guy to be Lucifer Mongfish, Lucrecias evil father. He supposedly dies âin a freak airship explosionâ but it would be hilarious if he turned up alive after that scene where Lu complained about death people actually being alive. Especially because Zola reassured her that Lucifer really was dead.
Also the portal guy has white eyebrow hair and I think if Dr. Dimitris remaining hair was going to turn white it would be after he got experimented on.
Also the nose is different, although that doesnât have to mean anything.
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detail zooms and such:
version where you can see the bg better:
This is absolutely gorgeous
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: hereâs a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: ⌠and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommatesâŚ
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and itâs the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
World Heritage Post
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:Â
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i liveÂ
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white personÂ
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. Itâs hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. Theyâre usually really fucking funny and donât perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that âjustifyâ my murder and/or death
so charming of ART to tell amena she could call it ART. especially when she knows its name is perihelion. especially when it knows what ART stands for. imagine telling the teenager your situationship is responsible for "of course you can call me dipshit"
PIDW wife arc concept:
We have a dungeon of the week, but itâs not just a dungeon but an ancient underground palace for succubi. Most of it has been buried or sealed off, a small group of rare succubi now living in the upper levels in secret. They donât announce their existence, because the whole special thing about these succubi is that they naturally produce pheromones that have a qi stabilizing effect on demons. This palace used to be theirs when they were a more powerful and martial clan, but since those times many have lived in fear of capture and exploitation. They still need to feed on lustful energy to live, so they disguise themselves to work in human brothels in order to access food.
Luo Binghe learns of them when he goes to a brothel in the area out of necessity, since Xin Mo is threatening his stability. He picks a woman at random, and she seems rather sullen when she leads him up to her room. He realizes quickly that she is 1) a succubus, and 2) just being around her is enough to calm Xin Mo. The succubus also realizes who Bingge is, and begs him to just let her sleep for the night. Surely an emperor with such a vast harem of beauties has no need for an errant flower. Over the night. Over the night, Luo Binghe learns that this succubus is a total nerd bookworm, and he learns about the treasures in her ancient palace. She offers to help him break through to the forgotten areas if he promises to keep her clan a secret, to which he agrees.
The palace has a gauntlet of traps, mostly sex pollen and poison based. All things succubi are immune to, and coincidentally also heavenly demons. Bingge learns as they explore that this succubus actually has no interest in sex with someone she doesnât have a deep personal connection to, and is repulsed by the methods she has to use to feed herself. Bingge finds himself relating to her, in how he must also frequently dual cultivate to avoid qi deviation (airplane was cooking with demisexual characters this arc) and they bond over their shared experiences.
Yada yada, they find Mcguffin #753 and shit hits the fan. Bingge starts qi deviating so bad the succubusâs pheromones canât calm the effects. If he lashes out too much he could bring the entire palace down on them, so the succubus makes the hard decision to dual cultivate with him and save their lives.
Originally Airplane wanted to write a deeply uncomfortable sex scene that ended in them comforting each other after a bad time, and they part ways as friends but nothing more. Instead, Airplane character assassinates both of them to satisfy his rabid readers, making the succubus realize she just never had sex this good before and she actually loves getting dicked down by men she met two days ago. Any discomfort Luo Binghe had with needing to fuck to live is immediately retconned and never mentioned again. The succubus becomes wife #278 and is never heard from again.
Shen Yuan leaves a 2,000 word comment on that one
What if for extra angst Airplane actually had a good month at the start of the wive arc, he managed to get ahead of rent and really promised himself to make this one a good arc. He will make a outline, he will listen to cucumber bros rants (advice) and he will really not sell out the characters for porn. Maybe this will even be the arc that will turn his novel around into something he hates less. Itâs going great, he actually enjoys writing again, cucumber bro is downright cheeryâŚ
And then his apartment gets flooded. He has to throw away or replace a lot of his stuff, the owner of the building isnât doing anything to repair the damage, there is mold and it is just really stressful and exhausting time for him. Not to mention that it really wiped his savings.
So he sells out the characters for porn.
Depending on what someone wants to write, this is ether the beginning of the end, where Airplane gives up on anything changing and gets black mold depression. Or in a moment of I donât care anymore and anger at life he agrees with one of cucumber bros rants. As the author. And just kind of unloads all of this in the comments section of his own novel on his biggest anti-fan, saying he agrees with him.
It starts one hell of a shitstorm, a lot of the paying readers hate quit the novel because the author disrespected them and Airplane is starting to have some serious suicidal thoughts when Cucumber bro reached out to ask if he has a ko-fi or something. About five hours after he makes one he gets a payment for more money than he makes in a year.
Autism awareness month? No! Autism BEWARENESS month! Beware! Autism could be anywhere! In your dearest loved ones! Your closest friends! Maybe even...YOU!
Fic prompt #79
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For nearly a decade, the people of Amity Park have lived cut off from the rest of the world. News still reaches them, but only in one directionânothing ever leaves. In the beginning, the isolation was terrifying. Over time, though, it became normal. Safer, even.
The problem started when a group of teenagers left for Gotham, chasing work and education. They never intended to expose the truth about where they came from. But back home, they had all picked up a kind of slangâharmless to them, yet deeply unsettling to anyone else. Out of context, it sounded wrong. Dangerous.
That tends to happen when your hometown has a back door to hell.
âââââ
⢠Over (noun/verb)
Short for overshadowing (possession).
âHe got overâd during math.â
⢠Hotspot (noun)
Area with frequent ghost activity.
âDonât cut through that alley, itâs a hotspot.â
⢠Spiking (verb)
Sudden increase in activity.
âActivityâs spiking tonight.â
⢠Ping (noun/verb)
Detection of ghost presence (tech or instinct).
âI got a ping near the lockers.â
⢠Greened (verb)
Eyes glowing = clear sign of possession.
âDid you see him? He totally greened.â
⢠Salt up (verb)
To protect a space with salt.
âDid you salt up your room?â
⢠Iron on you (phrase)
Carrying iron for protection.
âRelax, Iâve got iron on me.â
⢠Background noise (noun)
Normalized minor supernatural events.
âYou stop noticing it, itâs just background noise.â
⢠Weird (noun)
Catch-all for supernatural entities/events.
âThereâs some weird in the hallway.â
⢠Bad weird (noun)
Dangerous entity (as opposed to manageable weird).
âNope, thatâs bad weirdârun.â
⢠Veil acting up (phrase)
Barrier instability.
âThe veilâs acting up again.â
⢠3 a.m. stuff (noun)
Typical nightly disturbances.
âJust the usual 3 a.m. stuff.â
Danny: *barges into Tim's office, obviously furious* Okay I'm done with you ignoring me and treating me like I'm a charity case. I'm supposed to be your partner, not your pretty arm candy you only talk to when you flaunt to your buisness partners. I want a divorce.
Tim: *blinks in surprise before leaning into his phone* Uh Tam...when did I get married? And what did I do to ruin it?
Danny: *looking around* Oh my Ancients I'm in the wrong office! I am so sorry! *starts to leave only to back track* By the way your security kinda sucks. I stormed in here, obviously angry, and not once did anyone try to stop me or search me for weapons. I work for a security and bodyguard buisness, I'll leave my card with your assistant if you want to hire more competent gaurds. Sorry again for barging in like that! *leaves, politely shutting the door*
Tim: Tam I need that buisness card, and I need to know everything about that man!
Tam: Tim hes married.
Tim: Correction! Hes getting divorced.
Danny wasn't sure what to think when he received a care package--what the fuck?--filled with referrals of divorce lawyers, some pamphlets that Danny had never heard of. And all from Tim Drake, the CEO of Wayne Enterprise. The one he barged into like yesterday. "Why is a billionaire trying to help me break up with my husband?!" Danny said to no one, still in disbelief. This was his fault, Danny knew. If he didn't put a foot in his mouth...why did he even blab about his personal life in front of his partner's boss? That just sounded pathetic. Hello, this is Danny about to get divorce. Nobody liked to hear about divorced guys. Yet he just slapped his card like he hadn't embarrassed himself. "I probably should write a letter 'Thank you but please don't look into my possible divorce'," Danny muttered. ... "Tim, what's this I hear about you going after a married man?" Steph's voice boomed at the Batcave, to Tim's horror, and he watched as his siblings shot him looks. "You're falling in love with a married man?" Dick sounded almost disappointed at him. "Damn. I didn't know you're a homewrecker," Jason said. "He's getting a divorce," Tim insisted. "Tsk."
Might wanna word that better, Tim. The way you put it isnât helping with the homewrecker allegations.
Tim stood there, gaping at the court order. He's being sued for alienation of affection (otherwise known Homewrecker" lawsuit)
Jason whistled, peering over his shoulder. "Damn. Replacement." Meanwhile, Tim was still spluttering. Utterly speechless. "B-b-but? How? Who still files this thing? I don't think it's even legal in this state."
(It isn't, Tim had checked)
Jason was too delighted. "And it says here, Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne, had knowingly and maliciously--"
"Oh my god, Jason--"
"--In a hostile workplace. The defendant engaged in conduct that intentionally interfered with the marital relationshipâŚ|
Tim buried his face in his hand.
"--Plaintiff suffered loss of consortium, affection, and companionship."
"ITS NOT EVEN LEGAL IN NEW JERSEY!"
"One day, when you two have children, can I tell them this is your meet-cute?" Jason perked up. "You got sued by one of your employees--"
Tim didn't even want to think of the ramifications of this with the tabloids and how it would affect the company. His reputation in ruins.
"I can't believe I am being sued. And by this!"
"How pathetic," Damian sneered. "I can't believe you have brought dishonor on our family. Father will be very disappointed."
"Homewrecker," Jason sang along. And Tim wanted to strangle him that he was not. a. homewrecker. This was widely a gross misinterpretation of events!
"For the last time, Danny's getting a divorce!"
"I mean, you met Danny, who was in a vulnerable emotional state--"
Tim would hardly call their first meeting "vulnerable". "Nothing actually happened between us!" he defended himself
"You better countersue for defamation, Drake," Damian narrowed his eyes. "I will not allow our family reputation to be reduced to this 'romantic misconduct'." He sneered at the end
"I'm calling my lawyers," was all Tim could mutter
Idea.
Danny is married to Tucker and Sam.
Danny was having a really bad day and then found out that Tucker ate the last pudding pop, and frankly that was the last straw.
In Tuckerâs defense he is super busy and showing off his âoh my god he is so out of my league, how did I get so luck to marry my best friend who had the best glow up everâ is the only time he has to spend with his spouses.
Sam is the one suing Tim.
This reads very Addams Family
I FUCKING LAUGHED OUT LOUD
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH. MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING
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What would be the better description for the governor module?
A shock collar inside your mind
A cattle prod wired to your nervous system