A simple worm....

...on a simple swing.

[helpless--romantics]

Transmascs wake up, new bottom surgery just dropped

[gsirvitor]

[monkeysaysficus]

[depsidase]

[ladythatsmyskull]

By Isaac Livengood .

[its-me-em28]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

[gh0stwithaheart]

family function but no one in the family is functional

[ocelotsmeow]

I think my favorite is the line “I’m not sure he’s ‘Gay’, yeah sure he’s gay for BB, but that doesn’t…”

[ocelotsmeow]

This post is ten years old today. Time is fake

[walerihq]

[crazy-pages]

As a research scientist who studies making very precise modifications/damage to glass with lasers, I cannot describe the level of sheer fucking skill and practice which must go into this.

[sabtastique]

First day at the gym (added to my redbubble shop for t-shirts and stickers by popular demand!)

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[eversoslightlybitter]

Peer-reviewed tags

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[flogisto]

big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[spiderpanic]

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry