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Andrew, text hole, leopard spots
secret bunny conference
“the ladybugs are on to us”
I wonder what kind of symbolism they’re trying to get at
“There are a lot of giant robot shows in Japan, and we did want our story to have a religious theme to help distinguish us. Because Christianity is an uncommon religion in Japan we thought it would be mysterious. None of the staff who worked on Eva are Christians. There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of Christianity look cool. If we had known the show would get distributed in the US and Europe we might have rethought that choice.” -Kazuya Tsurumaki, assistant director/art director on Neon Genesis Evangelion
eva is literally fake deep
#i love this tbh #like their treating christianity like white people treat buddhism and what not is such an unintentional fuck you
tbh the Japanese sprinkling Christianity into their media like a cheap vaguely spooky seasoning is a tonic for my soul
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.
I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:
Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like
Perfection.
@anotherspecter
I ride into battle on one of these
Animal Companions
Fresh combat
Monks have to use these
Wizard’s Spell book
Warlock Patrons
Archfey
Fiend
Celestial
Great Old One
The undying
THE B A R D
It got better since I last saw it
This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun
it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age
Currency
Dungeon:
the party embarks upon a laser quest
for those who feel uneasy but don’t remember, that feeling is correct
before i had gotten close with ex-catholics i was under the assumption that "catholic guilt" was mostly about sex, or serious topics.
but i was naïve. it's apparently about every positive experience. enjoying a meal? you're so lucky, children are starving. spending your day off cosy in bed? wow, so selfish, homeless people are freezing to death.
every former or present catholic i've met has a very obvious anxiety disorder and it's so painfully not a coincidence.
went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on
>be me
>guy whose profile says he’s 22 hits me up
>bio says he’s looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter
>little weird but ok
>like 2 messages into the conversation he brings up the fact that he’s super rich
>must think i was born yesterday
>clearly a human and not a bot tho
>bored so i keep talking to him
>adds me on snap
>decent snap score
>story basically just rich guy flexing
>still probably fake
>asks me to come to his hotel
>really swanky one that i’ve heard of, obv never stayed there
>says he’ll call me an uber
>10% chance he’s legit
>90% chance i’m getting murdered
>win win so i decide to go
>get there, knock on door
>dude in pictures opens it
>absolutely shocked
>immediate lights a joint in the room without opening a window
>”i’ll just pay the cleaning fee it’s whatever”
>starts telling me about different plastic surgery techniques and all the ones he plans on getting
>not insecure, just thinks they rule
>there’s a stack of cash on the desk that’s more money than i’ve seen in one place before
>like 5k just sitting there
>we talk a little, eventually ask him why the fuck hes so rich
>this whole time he’s watching videos of plastic surgery being performed
>tells me he invested some money his parents gave him in hs and got lucky
>no job, owns a nice apt
>pretty much all he does is have sex with guys
>tells me he literally flew here to fuck a dude
>”haha check out how they’re sanding down this bone”
>offers to pay for laser treatment for my scars
>say no because there’s no way i can say yes
>kinda like them anyways
>have sex
>he orders a fuckton of food from an italian place
>”idk why i got all this i’m lactose intolerant”
>tells me at length abt how iceberg lettuce shouldn’t exist
>eats a plate of mozzarella sticks and falls asleep
>like meeting a modern day dorian grey
if i were showrunner i would have simply licensed ABBA
I’ve never seen a single episode of supernatural. Is this the ship everyone has been waiting to become canon? Because I get why
i sometimes forget that if u haven’t seen spn u would have absolutely no idea that misha collins had to put on this ridiculous fucking voice for 12 years
what’s your favorite star trek alien? i’ll go first. Horta.
#is there any way to top the horta?
you’re entirely right. post cancelled.
#absolutely the horta and im not even being ironic #i think the horta is by far the most interesting alien they encountered because it’s so realistic to me #not the effects obviously but the ‘science’ #like OF COURSE there are lifeforms based in different elements than us! #lifeforms that are so different from us we don’t even recognize them as life at first! #that communicate and live and eat in completely different ways as us #but are still recognized as capable of intelligent thought and even cooperation for mutual benefit with humans #that’s what space is all about babey!!
hell yeah! @lunarquakes gets it
A guy just randomly created the Horta, then pitched it to the ST producers and crawled around in it and so they literally wrote the episode around it.
And it was great
Whispers “what’s that?” 
I’m researching for an essay about Oliver Cromwell, and man he hated Catholics
This absolute incel hated the Catholics so much, he tried not only to get rid of Christmas, but Easter and Pentecost as well. And he also murdered/tried to kick out the Irish
I’m gonna get a headache I can’t believe people even try and defend him. It’s okay because he killed Catholics??? I think not! And the Irish! The poor Irish!
Y’all they destroyed altars and altar rails and stained glass and vestments and whole churches during the civil war. You guys. I might cry why has no one ever told me what he’s done?? Why do historians argue over his motives, he killed the Irish because they were Irish and Catholic, if they were ANY other religion this would be condemned. I’m sick. Why do people try and support him? Just because other people have committed atrocities in war doesn’t make it okay for him
They are legitamitely trying to excuse the demolishing and defacing of Catholic Churches. Y’all. This is beyond words
“He didn’t do it so it’s ok!!!!!!” That doesn’t mean he stopped people!!! Just because Catholics did it doesn’t make it ok!! And I’ve had the awful actions of Catholics shoved down my throat but when it comes to Cromwell and those like him there’s radio silence?? Unbelievable. Lord, give me strength
Ok they didn’t say Catholics did it
They said it was ok because leaders during the Reformation did worse
DESTRUCTION AND DEFACING OF CHURCHES IS STILL DESTRUCTION AND DEFACING OF CHURCHES, REGARDLESS IF OTHER PEOPLE DID WORSE
QUIT EXCUSING HIM, HE’S BEEN DEAD FOR CENTURIES. JUST SAY YOU HATE CATHOLICS AND LEAVE
In his own words, Oliver Cromwell wanted to ethnically cleanse the Irish. They tortured and murdered civilians, especially Franciscan friars. But it’s ok, because other people did it too, and it was against Catholics
Oof we don’t have time to unpack all of this. Cromwell really hated the irish catholics
Trust me, it gets worse. When historical Catholics committed atrocities, they are understandably and rightfully recognized as atrocities. But as soon as Oliver Cromwell, a Protestant, nay, a Puritan, murders religious Catholics and civilians and soldiers merely because they are Irish and Catholic, it’s “a product of the times” and “has to be considered in context.” There’s doubt over whether he’s a war criminal, because there’s only concrete evidence of him murdering religious like friars and such, not civilians. HE’S A WAR CRIMINAL!!
My one consoling joy is that three years after he died, he was tried, found guilty, exhumed, and executed by decapitation
Every fuckwit Cromwell defender that has ever lived:
“Catholics have never been oppressed.”
“The Irish need to stop acting like victims.”
“It happened a long time ago.”
“Well a Catholic did ___ once so they pretty much deserved it.”
@irishironclad
Cromwell was an evil bastard and yet another in a long line of evil men to try and kill us.
After the Éirí Amach 1641, a rebellion in Ireland against the Parliamentarians. Cromwell would lead an invasion to re-occupy the country. They destroyed food stocks systematically and en masse causing famine which was worsened by the spread of bubonic plague; which was likely from all the anglo soldiers suddenly strutting about.
The population of Ireland dropped something from 15 to 83 percent, Cromwell also took with him around 50,000 “indentured servants.” Y’know, slaves.
This was attempted genocide, another in a long line of crimes. The idea that he could be remembered fondly and excused is disgusting.
I just hope that the mere fact that Ireland is free and aggressively still Catholic makes him spin in his grave.
@lululeninn let’s go punch cromwell
Yes!!! All my homies hate Cromwell, and he is the reason we STAN Charles II bc putting a dead man on trial is ICONIC!!!! Also I finally have use for this meme.
So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this
But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)
And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that
…. You know?
As a tag?? You make the funniest comment on this post ever as a tag?
This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!
I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with them or whatever, so for health and safety it all goes in the trash) If you stay at the fancier places or chains, they’ve actually done some bit of thought into the scents for the toiletries, in that if you use them while at home you’ll remember the time you stayed at the hotel and be more likely to return. Just don’t take the towels or the robes or any of that shit, it’s expensive.
This is true, all soaps, shampoos, and the like are tossed after a guest checks out of the hotel even if it’s clearly unopened because it is considered a health hazard violation in most places if they’re left there. If someone were to somehow get sick from it, a hotel can be shut down. Just take the toiletries, they’re ordered in bulk as is and only cost the hotel a few dollars to order them by the hundreds
And even if you don’t use them, you can donate them to your local homeless shelter or other similar charity and give someone something they could use that would otherwise go to waste.
PLEASE TAKE THE SOAPS. PLEASE DONATE THE SOAPS. It’s one of the biggest requests shelters/supply banks get. You want to make their fucking day? Show up with socks, undies, diapers, and toiletries.
lesbian rates the fellowship as women
she looks like the secondary protagonist of a jane austen novel. spends a lot of time reading and is very close with her (also unmarried) female friends. 8/10
she’s a farmer’s daughter or a huntress. hair is impractically left down but when she aims her bow and arrow at you she’s too damn gorgeous. 7/10
looks like the one woman in the group of guys for an action movie. has a lot of impressive martial arts scenes with way too many cuts that leaves you feeling horny and disrespected at the same time. 6/10
she’s definitely an elder for the younger lgbts in minas tirith, and strong enough to beat the shit out of any homophobe, transphobe, etc. 8/10
these are the same picture. 4/10
she’s the younger sister of the main love interest, always knows what’s going on and ready to pop in with a witty comment. 7/10
would. 9/10
this looks like cate blanchett kind of? 6/10
based faceapp kept the beard. she’s mysterious and wise but she pulls you in all the same. 7/10
the clone wars trio + variations of a power trio
#girlpower
WE DON’T NEED NO WARM CLOTHES IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!
ALL THE CLOTHES I’M WEARING MAGICALLY MATERIALIZED WHEN SOMEONE PUT A SWORD IN MY HAND!
WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SOMETHING AS USELESS AS KNITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! MY FINGERS AND TOES AREN’T GOING TO FALL OF BECAUSE I AM EMANCIPATED!
GIRLY STUFF IS STUPID! DOING MANLY STUFF IS BADASS! FUCK WOMEN’S CONTRIBUTION TO OUR SURVIVAL!
LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN! LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN! LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN!
If your historical fiction thinks that to show your female character is strong and has value she must shed all traces of femininity you might have internalized misogyny check it out
He redeemed himself
The duality of Manguin
got obsessed with the penguin drama
his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself
also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior
THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment
im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now
and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa
u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac
REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS
(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)
PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!
this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion
I’m so invested in the penguin drama