aly's Doodles

they/them DO NOT REPOST MY ART PLEASE

[alyybaba]

the sillies 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

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[ultrafacts]

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So play like a noob? got it

[filipfatalattractionrblog]

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

[direwolf-distributor]

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

[queerscout]

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

[cephalopodvictorious]

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

[princecharmingtobe]

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

[rockshitty]

In larps we call this noob-fu and seasoned veterans regularly lose to it. You can predict and counter a whole bunch of major fighting styles if you’ve had enough experience. You can’t predict someone putting their sword on their head, falling, and unicorn stabbing you in the dick.

[dappercyborg]

I remember I beat someone who won like the regional Pokémon league with my random ass team, he looked really confused when my gardevoir flinched him with psychic when I told him it was because I gave it a kings rock he looked genuinely offended good times

[evilbeepthemeep]

Yeah I’ve beaten you at boardgames by being random and you hate me for it

[littlemisspipebomb]

This is actually a known strategy in games like magic and Yu-Gi-Oh. You play a deck that no one expects and they just don’t have the appropriate counters for or haven’t practiced against, because why the fuck would you bring something that isn’t the top 3 decks?

[elesketchii]

the apocalypse show is getting to me

[luftballons99]

bothered. unmoisturized. unhappy. bleeding out. delirious. decomposing.

(based on this iconic image)

Keep reading

[transgenderization]

help thats kinda funny. sending him back out to sea

[valtsv]

the only personality test that actually matters is whether when you go to take a knife out of the knife block you imagine yourself as a final girl in a horror movie or king arthur pulling the sword from the stone

[valtsv]

[parkchanwoohoo]

YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alyybaba]

my fav madrigal <3333

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[alyybaba]

Vanny Redesign(?)!

idk if this COUNTS as a redesign but ima just go with it LMAO

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[alyybaba]

this is my fnaf oc Zira Lion!! (click for better quality!)

shes the drunmer of the group! she runs a sahara themed playhouse/jungle gym in the mall. shes very outgoing and fun! She has an incredible sense of hearing, she can hear where all people robots and animatronics are at all times! although she can always hear where you are, she can only move quickly in short bursts, so its very easy to outrun her. However, it is better to keep moving because she'll catch up to you eventually! Freddy can do the same if you take her ears and upgrade him!

If you take her ears she'll rely purely on sight, her speed increases. If she sees you she'll charge at you frantically untill she catches you. In these occasions its better to hide then try to outrun her.

I feel like she'd be besties with Chica and Monty!! She'd try to be close to Roxy but Roxy sees her as competition so they dont get that well. She was in the band before Monty and Roxy replaced Bonnie and Foxy, however she was only close to Chica and Freddy, her and Freddy drifted apart though, but they're still friends :)))

Sorry for the really long post!! I might post more abt Zira so lmk if any of you wanna know more abt her!

[alyybaba]

heres ryo ! hope you guys like it :)

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[estebun]

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

[izzyfandoms]

Also blogs get hacked or something and send these without the blog owner’s consent. I got this message and then afterwards the person who sent it to me said they didn’t send that.

[angelcatsiel]

got a message from a mutual today similar to this and they later messaged me to say it wasn’t them so yeah be careful

[djpaige13paige]

Basically if you get this message, don’t click on it, instead tell the person that you received that message. That way they know that they were hacked.

If I ever send you any message, especially if it has a link, message me back about the message before you click on the link. I will understand because things like this^^ can happen.

[liviastudiespsych]

Guuuuys. I’ve received this

I’ve checked with the person running the account and it was a virus. Sooo… Be careful

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

I just got a message like this and thought it sounded familiar. Be careful everyone!

[hazel2468]

Yeah hey followers I do NOT go around randomly sending links, so if you get something like this from me, let me know because I did NOT send it.

[shallowspocketdimension]

This sounds so similar to this other thing when people send you a link to a cursed eurovision fanfic but it turns out to be a virus.

Please stay safe darlings!

[enby-life]

This also happens on Instagram so stay safe you guys!!!

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[blackbeltkitten2]

Oh fuck

[freakxwannaxbe]

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

[beachbutterflies]

Legendary post

[alyybaba]

ＮＯ ＥＸＰＥＣＴＡＴＩＯＮＳ

i did a thing

i took me like a month to do this and i finally finished

i hope you guys like it =)