Au-NTE

Spoonie/ChronicBabe; Older than you, most likely.

[ralfmaximus]

Visa plugs its payment network into ChatGPT, letting AI agents shop and pay for users

Visa is embedding its payment network into ChatGPT, allowing the chatbot to shop and complete transactions for users.

Visa said Wednesday that it has embedded its payment network inside of ChatGPT, empowering the chatbot to independently shop and complete transactions on behalf of its user. It means AI agents can not only recommend products but complete the purchase on the user’s behalf, at potentially any merchant that accepts Visa. The payment network’s previous attempts at this technological leap were confined to a single retailer or a small set of enrolled merchants.

Ahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahhaaa.. *deep breath*

AHHHAHAHHAHHAAAA..!!

No

[snekysonjr]

Sorry for the warning again 😭😭😭 there’s now a Ai generated Cassandra circulating. Heads-up, it’s not made by me‼️

I plan on adding manolo first anyway

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[imaginarylock]

quality content

[thorinobsessed]

Extreme quality

[janetbrown711]

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[squorkal]

[nondelphic]

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

if you're shopping for a uhhhhh customizable and unique gift for the various parental holidays coming up, may I recommend batblobs? Whether your parental figure was responsible for wrangling just you or a whole mob of feral creatures, pick the number of glow-in-the-dark eyes that suit. (Eyes come in a variety of shapes.)

Or if you'd like something with a bit more pizzazz, a little bit less of a cryptid bent, but that still says "Thanks for keeping us mostly alive and intact," try a batroyshka!

The standard BatFam set is good for traditionalists and groups led by a long-suffering but competent Alfred figure

while Team Robin is perfect for the more feral groups, as well as found-family vibes

I handpaint all of them, and if you hit me up on Tumblr instead of through the link, I can give you a discount (because E*sy won't be taking a cut.)

[crowthis]

keep the cushions and the couch too, ok pal?

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[yesterdaysprint]

The Plattsmouth Semi-Weekly Journal, Nebraska, February 4, 1932

[yesterdaysprint]

The Weekly Industrial Worker, Seattle, Washington, April 6, 1918

[yesterdaysprint]

Aldous Huxley in The San Francisco Examiner, February 18, 1933

[au-nte]

And now, as we enter the fuel shortage period in the US, what will the curtailment of our ordinary days make plain to us, I wonder? I have to hope it is a lot; that the clarification may need go no further, but I fear it will not be so.

[lakecountylibrary]

let's go to the library with mama

[oldtvandcomics]

Yeah, this gets a reblog.

[amaltheagrey]

@letsblogwithmama

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[rayrayhaywire]

I need Steve taking a deep breath in a field full of flowers and tear up. Because his lungs can take it. He won't get allergic anymore

I need Steve moving around, jumping and parkouring and crouching and rolling and after coming home, getting teary. His back doesn't hurt now. No more scoliosis

I need Steve eating with all the hot sauce and spices he wants with a huge smile and teary eyes. His stomach won't burn and hurt from the ulcer anymore no matter what he eats

I need Steve running for miles with Sam, and grinning proudly as he wipes his eyes. Because his heart doesn't skip several beats and palpilates like it's one second away from flat-lining anymore, his heart is strong now

I need Steve playing in the snow without a care in the world, smiling through glossy eyes because he won't get bed-ridden sick and fevers from cold anymore

I need Steve rough housing with Bucky and almost bursting out in tears because he can actually move now without Bucky having to hold back almost all of his strength. He's big and strong now

I need Steve laughing with tears in his eyes as he tries to turn off the smoke alarm in his apartment activated by the pasta he accidently burned. Because he doesn't fall into a coughing fit or have an asthma attack from the smoke anymore

I need Steve walking past a pharmacy and almost having a break down because he doesn't need countless pills and monthly check ups to make sure he's still functional anymore

I need Steve spending a day out with his friends, in the beach or anywhere at all, spending the entire day playing and moving around without once having to think about how tired he is or will be. Breaking out into tears once he's home and crying against Bucky's shoulder with the goofiest smile in his face. Because he doesn't need to worry about the pain that will follow tomorrow and weeks after anymore

I need Steve feeling proud if himself while carrying an injured civilian in his arms. Because he finally has the power and strength to help people like he always wanted now

I need Steve walking up three flight of stairs without breaking a sweat, and getting teary because he doesn't feel like his body is going to collapse from the fatigue that used to come from just three steps of stairs

I need Steve looking a picture of himself pre-serum while smiling in tears, and thanking him for not giving up. Thanking him for keeping going. Thanking him for giving him the body he has now. Thanking his mother for never giving up on him. For making him the man he is today. Oh how he wishes she could see him now

I need Steve enjoying his life he never got to before, and feeling grateful for the tiniest things with a glowing ball of warmth in his heart and tears in his eyes

[loucifersbitch]

if you need me, i’ll be sobbing on the floor. humans, man

[frownyalfred]

something something Thomas Wayne always picked up toddler Bruce when they were crossing streets because Bruce was a curious kid and as soon as he could run away and look at something interesting, he did, except adult Bruce doesn’t remember that part, only the part where fathers pick up their kids at crosswalks so when he adopts Dick, even though the kid was pushing 12, it’s an instant “ah yes, this is what parents must do, see Alfred, I understand how to raise children” and it ends with Dick being picked up at every crosswalk in downtown Gotham when they’re out and about, the local media being enamored with how “parental” Bruce Wayne is being, and a very confused Dick Grayson who is so used to being picked up anyway for vaults and flips that he just…lets it happen. because yeah, he’s too old for it, and Alfred is politely hiding a smile behind his coffee, but Bruce never drops him. Bruce’s arms never tire. and maybe, just maybe, there’s the feeling that they might be able to do this together forever

[theprofessional-amateur]

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

[theprofessional-amateur]

"let's have AI-"

I'm gonna go learn the art of hand engraving or thatched roofing. Maybe hand make clogs.