Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam
you can only reblog it today
Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.
Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.
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Peter Solarz
Xuebing Du

titsay

ellievsbear
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

oozey mess
sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
d e v o n

Andulka
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin

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@biskitty4ever
Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam
you can only reblog it today
Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.
Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
I found it!!!!
World heritage post
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
OMFG
@riverwriter
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!
😂😂😂
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
Yeah actually putting ice in things is another American obsession
Also ketchup
@qackydontus suffer in British
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
Wishing for this post to appear more times
This post is an amazing cryptid. It appeared and here we are
ayeeee
Holy shit this has almost 6m notes
Forever reblogging
But it's Thursday???
WHAT A QUEEN
someone PLEASE explain how the costume change works! i have watched it on LOOP
@viscountess
The costume is layered. The princess dress is tailored perfectly and is a normal costume with zippers and seams. The travel dress is cut slightly larger to fit over her dress and is probably held together by strong magnets. She walks to her mark on stage where they have either someone reaching through a trapdoor to pull it off, or most likely judging by the speed of the removal, a cable rig in a trapdoor that the dress is quickly attached to that pulls it off. It releases at strategic points where the dress is held together by magnets to give the best reveal and the most fluid movement. You cant see any of this because they cover the bottom half of the stage with mist. Boom. Stage magic!
The only flaw is that no matter how hard you try to alter the cover dress, it will always look slightly bulky and too stuffed on the actress because it’s altered to her shape with the dress over it, not her actual shape.
I once went to a production of Aladdin where Jaffar’s three wishes meant four different costumes on top of each other (regular, sultan, sorcerer, genie). The ripaway location was the throne. The fact that his hat changed each time too, feather included, really stood out.
What if all of my original posts are only ever made in multiple colors from now on?
Haha Just kidding
... unless?
i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a
jat
jlasses
jloves
and
jarf
i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a
jie
or a
jallgown
@pro-gay
time to break out my
juit
don’t forget you
jankerchief
We’re gonna be late hop in the
jar
@txepvi @seyrii
This is junforgivable
don’t forget your
jurse
or your
jumps.
if you get bored you bring your
jiolin
every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous
Let me tell you about
The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.
Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.
Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.
And people thought it was a good idea, even!
JEATS
Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done
Honestly, I’d fucking wear those jlothes
I’m dying-
@demolition-platonic-buddies
i have found it. the most beautiful post ever made.
Arrested for crimes against jeans
oh man guess i’m gonna be in some
jandcuffs then :/
August 2019 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿•)ノ
hey, you. yeah, you, person staring at this. you're lovely, alright? I appreciate you and think you're great.
Reasons not to hurt kids:
their happiness
their safety
their well being
their health
their childhood
their future
their emotional health
their mental health
because the world will hurt them too and they’re supposed to have someone in life they can trust
so they’re safe loving you
so they feel protected
because they don’t deserve pain
because it’s already so damn hard to exist on this decaying planet and they don’t need any extra stress in life
because they’re facing difficulties and need support not pain
because it makes you a horrible person to hurt a kid
because nobody benefits from it
because it teaches them that being hurt is normal, acceptable way to live
because it can push them to hurt themselves
because it will make them feel abandoned and worthless
because they feel your hatred so strongly it can break them
because they’re in a small body and it’s already frightening for them to know someone wants to hurt them
because it’s not your job to be a villain in a child’s life
because they might not recover
because there’s only so much a child can endure
because they might never stop hurting
because they will grow up and you don’t have the right to expect their forgiveness
because you’re taking away their ability to feel save and loved by you
because you might be taking away their ability to feel safe or loved by anyone
because you’re breaking their heart and they thought they could trust you
because no child deserved to be brought in this world only to be betrayed
because making a child go thru pain is a despicable and monstrous thing to do
because it doesn’t have any, ANY benefits to the child at all
because there’s a huge amount of children already traumatized and suicidal and struggling to keep themselves alive by the end of the day
because you do not have to hurt a child, ever
Reasons to hurt a child
There are no reasons. There are only excuses. Only incomprehensible garbage and lies that exist for the sole purpose of excusing your horrifying actions of hurting a kid. Because you felt like keeping a small human being in pain to satisfy your sick urges. No kid needs to be hurt to grow up right. No kids requires pain inflicted on them by people they trust and rely on in order to be raised safely. If you think there are actual reasons to hurt children it’s because you want to hurt them and will make up any kind of bullshit to excuse your abuse. No child has deserved this. Stay away from children if you can’t love them.
If your child has heard a death threat coming out of your mouth, you’re an abuser.
If your child is used to being called stupid, worthless, burden, or any kind of slur by you, you’re an abuser.
If your child knows every single way you’d like to hurt them and flinches away when you walk thru the door, you’re an abuser.
If your child knows their every vulnerability would be used as a weapon against them in your mind, you’re an abuser.
If your child was made to feel guilty and ashamed for the pain they’re being put thru, if they were told by your mouth they deserved it, you’re an abuser.
If your child heard you telling them to hurt themselves, or had you do nothing as they were hurting their own self, you’re an abuser.
If your child has to look elsewhere for the slightest bit of acknowledgment, attention and kindness, you’re an abuser.
If your child frets that other people would treat them so cruelly as you do, you’re an abuser.
If your child is afraid that other people will think of them as lowly as you do, you’re an abuser.
If your child had to beg for a necessity from you, you’re an abuser.
If your child was forced to offer labour, services or go thru strain and fear to gain basic necessities from you, you’re an abuser.
If your child had to fight to deserve to be part of your family, or to have you even acknowledge them, you’re an abuser.
If your child had no safety, support, security or love in your home, you’re an abuser.
If your child lived in fear of being kicked out, humiliated and abandoned by you, you’re an abuser.
If all you taught your child was how it feels to be hated, you’re an abuser.
If you refuse to acknowledge even for a second that you put your child thru all that suffering and fear, and still try to paint yourself as a benefactor in your child’s life, you’re an abuser and a liar.
No child has ever deserved any of this.
Shoutout to all the student athletes who don't look like what they "should" for their sport.
Shoutout to all the student athletes with toxic coaches who tell them they will never be good.
Shoutout to all the "unfit" student athletes.
Shoutout to all the student athletes who have a high BMI.
Shoutout to the student athletes who are in high school and don't want to go D1.
Shoutout to all the student athletes who have low self-confidence.
Shoutout to all the student athletes who had to unlearn bad habits from another coach.
Shoutout to all the student athletes who love their sport, even when they aren't the best on the team.
Shoutout to the student athletes who were told they'd never succeed because they are "too fat" but went ahead and did it anyway.
Shoutout to the student athletes whose team is their family.
Shoutout to the student athletes who do their sport because they find it fun, not because they want to go pro or win all the time.
Shoutout to all the student athletes who never thought they could do it but went for it anyway.
Shoutout to the student athletes. You're awesome.
Does anyone know about @avocadodreamboat-deactivated202? I’m worried about them!
Tagging people to boost! @thehugwizard @therayningking @theoneandonlyredrobin
No, I'm so sorry.
If you're worried that you "don't have it bad enough" to be abused, fuck that idea. If your parent/spouse/partner is abusive? They're fucking abusive you are abused that counts. If you are abused, you're abused, full stop. Just because someone has it worse doesn't mean that you don't have it bad. Just because they don't hit you doesn't mean that being told you're worthless over and over and over and over until you can't see your self worth without them doesn't "count" as abuse.
It's okay to be stressed and not know what to do about it.
It's okay to be stressed and not know why.
It's okay to be stressed and know exactly why you are stressed.
It's okay to be stressed and not do the things you usually do.
It's okay to be stressed and do exactly what you normally do.
It's okay to be stressed and need to reach out.
It's okay to be stressed and not want to reach out.
It's okay to be stressed and need comfort.
It's okay to be stressed and just need space to sort it out.
It's okay to be stressed right now, in this moment.
It's okay to step away from a stressor.
It's okay to feel whatever it is you're feeling right now.
You're going to be just fine.
I promise.
I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.
This is a fucking power move