The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."
That's the devil speaking.
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The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."
That's the devil speaking.
There's this notion that being able to stream professional theater shows will hurt the industry, because people won't go to the effort to support live theater anymore, and this is based on the anxieties of the film industry, but live theater isn't a film. The better analogy is sports.
Look me dead in the eye and tell me that people being able to sit at home and watch The Game -- the fandom that encourages, the ongoing investment over the years, the memories and traditions of Watching the Game with family and friends -- harms the ticket sales of real live go-to-the-stadium sports. Of course it doesn't. Of course all that *is the reason* that people care so much about sports they'll invest a small fortune on not only tickets but often travel costs to be part of it all in person. And the people who aren't doing that *can't* do that and weren't going to regardless, but their at-home participation and investment still boosts the profile of pro and NCAA sports as cultural institutions.
Maybe it's possible to fall in love with film and be immune to the romance of Going to the Cinema such that you'll just freely choose the same film in the comfort of your living room. It's not possible to fall in love with something that happens live and not want to be there to experience it. The consequences of procasts, for theater just like for sports, can only be A) more people motivated to make live theater part of their worlds, aka more money, when theaters everywhere could desperately use more money, or B) more love. Which is worth arguing for because reasons I assume I don't have to defend.
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait thatās actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it
Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.
Sir the METEOROLOGICAL SYMBOL OF HOPE just invited itself over the Castle where the Hero Finally Comes Home After Way Too Many Trials And Tribulations
And you just.
Said no????
It's free symbolism and you said no because it's a rainbow and it's not gritty enough?????!!!!?
The goddess Iris herself offered to make an appearance in your Greek mythology movie and you dare deny her??
anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence
my most lukewarm take is that I don't think there should be any exemptions for vaccines, etc., beyond documented legit adverse medical shit that makes it physically impossible. like they should be free and required and nobody should be allowed to just choose to leave their child and any immunocompromised person they interact with vulnerable to potentially deadly but entirely preventable diseases and other medical conditions.
like scientists have spent sooooo many decades doing science to make sure that your kid (and everyone else protected by herd immunity in many vaccine cases) does not get very sick and/or die of terrible diseases or hemorrhages that, for a very, very long time, killed so many fucking people. and yet parents who get all their health info from supplement peddlers and conspiracy theorists on instagram reels think they know more than doctors and scientists with expert knowledge are allowed to decide they just want to expose their kids and any immunocompromised people around them to this shit instead of getting a shot??? I do not think that should be a thing you are allowed to do.
People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.
Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.
Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.
THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?
Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor
you know the generations cooked when weāre talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss š„
you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later
Reminder that capitalism is the death of art
are you whiny bitches seriously acting like faster and more affordable and more accessible translation is bad? itās a bad thing? itās a thing we should be against now? is that seriously where weāve arrived? can you people think for ten fucking seconds just ONCE?
machine translation is really good for many languages - esp the romance ones - and while its not perfect or anything, like.. i donāt know how to tell you itās a good thing weāre able to instantly speak to people, 80% accurately, from anywhere in the world
I went through the notes on this post specifically to find this reply - or one like it. Because it has a point, and itās a decent point for you, the person. But itās also missing the info of the larger scale problem.
(Or it isnāt; as you rightly point out in the tags, itās a capitalism problem. But Iāll expand on this point of ācapitalismā. I need to rant. I need to scream.)
Iām a professional translator. I work in video games and software, with an occasional dash of literary translation. Iāve worked in translation proper, Iāve worked on editing other peopleās work, Iāve led a couple of translator teams. Iāve worked the occasional miracle, working around some Really Dumb Choices the developers made.
(Spoiler alert: other languages have different syntax and grammar, if you give me a list of nouns to translate, and then give me the plural āsā to translate separately, this is not good. Even in English, woman -> womans is dumb.)
I am a fan of making things affordable and accessible. I am really happy that Google Translate and similar things can tell me the gist of what people are saying in conversations I only half care about. As the poster above says, itās great! Not perfect, but ok!
Do you know whatās not great? Do you know what the OP in the original image means?
The client the original image is talking about isnāt you. Itās not some person on the internet trying to find out what someone said in a Post. The client theyāre talking about is, essentially, the corporation: the translation agency, the publishing house, the IT giant.
You, the individual, do not have the power to demand how I do my job. If you come to me and say, āSarshi, I want you to take this 300-word post, run it through Google Translate, and then charge me half of what you usually do for translating itā, I can take it or leave it.
But I get contacted by agencies - half of them want this. āWe have a game, Sarshi! Just post-edit the results of a machine translation!ā āWe have support articles, Sarshi! Weāre paying you a lot less to post-edit the results of machine translation!ā
You say itās ok to have 80% accuracy, and I feel you! Yes, sometimes it is! But companies are like ālol, this worksā, too!
Itās happening over and over. And these arenāt⦠theyāre not people, you know? Theyāre not Auntie May trying to figure out what the dough recipe she got from her niece in Indonesia says. Theyāre agencies, trying to increase their earnings by promising top quality to companies, then going, āgosh, we said weād do it for cheap, how can we manage that?ā
Or they can even be large companies themselves. Oh, youāve spent a bajillion trillion dollars trying to create the CryptoNFTVirtualRealityAI hybrid that everybody knew wouldnāt work and now you panic because your earnings are lower than usual? Oh, and you want to ācut costsā by screwing over every contractor you have? Great. Just great.
This is going to screw you over - you, the individual. Not my client, not the translatorās client in general - the companyās client. The corporation is too big to really care about how you feel about their product - the employees individually might, but the companyās only metric is if you buy it or not. And the company makes decisions based on what brings the most money for the least cost.
So your hardware manuals might be crap and you might be in tears because you have no idea how to make your new appliance do the thing. Youāll go on YouTube and youāll find a solution, and youāll eventually figure it out. And maybe youāll forget about the crap manual in time. So next time, they still wonāt get a good translator, because they already have a cheaper solution that seems to work.
So your game looks like it was translated by a bunch of rats in a bunker and you can barely understand what anyoneās saying? Well, maybe they got a bottom-feeding agency overpromise that they totally have legit translators working for $1/hour. Pinky swear! Did you buy the game? You did. So⦠the system worked! Theyāll hire the same agency again!
Itās like the clothing industry all over again. We could have better clothes, but itās cheaper not to. Theyāre doing us a service by selling us shoes that wonāt last a season, and T-shirts that will look like crap after washing them twice - theyāre cheap, arenāt they? Theyāre affordable. Anyone can get clothes. (So you pay more in time are are more frustrated? Whoās counting!)
And meanwhile, itās easy to forget things might be different. That we have the ability to create good things, pleasant things. That manuals can be easily readable, that games can sound great, that books can be awesome to read. It becomes harder to trust the market, harder to believe in quality, easier to say that this is normal, this is how things just are.
And if you speak English natively, well⦠Youāre at a huge advantage. A lot of stuff is created by your people, for you. For countries like mine, that are small enough to import a lot, nearly everything is translated. I want you to imagine almost all movies subbed, every appliance made elsewhere (with menus needing translated and all), every app in a foreign language. And everybody who can cut costs will try to.
Itās not⦠itās not great.
#excellent breakdown #i promise no translator worth anything is against individual people being able to use mt to understand texts and communicate #iām a translator and iām a big fan of machine translation in my everyday life but it should not be used commercially #machine translation in commercial products is at worst a health and safety risk #but NOBODY who actually understands the matter is saying that mt shouldnāt exist. for fuckās sake
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unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real
hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if thatās cool with you
honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went āwhat the hell here goes nothingā
Iām pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.
No, no no⦠you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, itās bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists wonāt lick human bones if they know theyāre human.
ā¦and I realize that doesnāt actually do much to prove archaeologists arenāt freaks.
mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
Iām sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED weāre getting tshirts with this on them
I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic.Ā
If I ever donāt reblog this, assume Iām dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.
i think everyone who's ever been fucked over by the slow, bureaucratic, cruel, and expensive usa healthcare system should be allowed to beat one (1) hospital administrator with a pool noodle in public while the administrator tries to navigate an automated phone tree in order to make it stop
Okay, I was just going to reblog this without commentary, but I can't keep this to myself. I'm a PhD student in environmental science and this is my fucking highway.
The first published study about climate change (that I am aware of-- feel free to point out if there's an older one) is an 1896 paper by Svante Arrhenius. He pointed out the link between the greenhouse effect and changes in atmospheric CO2.
Plate tectonics, which the geoscience community now recognizes as near indisputable, was a fringe theory until about the 1960s.
Just in case anyone thought that climate change was a "recent fad" in research.
Story Time:
Working in retail is really fun, and the times when major fuck-ups happen, they can be either anxiety-attack inducing, or make it possible to get through the rest of your god-awful shift with a smile depending on the customer. My all-time favorite absolute fuck-up is as follows:
This kind woman is just doing her thing. She scans her membership card from her keychain. The register beeps to acknowledge the scan. We continue as usual. Neither of us notice right away, but after Iāve scanned a few more items, I hear a very quiet, āUm,ā from the lady, very polite. I look at her. She is looking at the screen of my register, blinking. I, too, look.
And lo and behold. There is a charge of over four-thousand dollars ($4,000) worth of garlic bread staring us in the face. There are no words for a minute. Weāre just⦠in awe. How did this happen? How the hell did this happen?
She didnāt even have garlic bread in her cart.
I sputter a partial apology - I was incapable of forming actual sentences in the moment - and try to void the garlic bread. Since there was no garlic bread to scan, I try to manually remove $4,000-some from this transaction.
Well, the registers donāt like it when you try to void off more than five dollars ($5) from a transaction, so naturally it pings my manager for confirmation, but sheās not by her pager.
At this point, both myself and the lady are just⦠dumbfounded. Sheās not even mad. Iām not even all that embarrassed. Both of us are just looking at the screen. Thereās a bit of laughter, but itās mostly just⦠confusion.
I have to call through the whole store for my manager on the intercom because sheās not answering. She shows up, ready to override and void it, when she too, sees what exactly is being voided.
āWhat⦠did you do?ā
āI genuinely. Have literally. No. Idea.ā
She voids it, and I go to finish the transaction and tell the woman her total (minus the garlic bread). My register pings. It tells me that she hasnāt scanned her membership card. Odd. I distinctly remember her doing that. The woman goes to scan her card again, and I notice that her library card is stuck to her membership card. I tell her gently, and she separates the two and scans her card.
My manager, hovering nearby still, sees this and says, āI think it mistook the barcode of her other card for garlic bread, and the remaining digits were read as the price.ā
And thatās when the laughter really came over us. There were no hard feelings at all. In fact, the woman was incredibly glad that the receipt still showed the garlic bread and the voiding of. I will remember it until the end of time, my only regret in the entire situation being that I didnāt take a damn picture, because she has proof and I donāt. But I swear to God it happened.
TDLR; Library Card Charged $4,000 of Garlic Bread.
thatās just how valuable library cards are. each one is worth at least $4000 of garlic bread
A picture is worth a thousand words, a library card is worth $4000 worth of garlic bread, if we can figure out how many words the average library card can check out at once, we can probably work out a picture-to-garlic bread conversion here, too.
before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:
donāt.
You're a doctor. You've been taught the phrase "first, do no harm."
A patient comes in with a flesh eating bacteria that is rapidly spreading up their leg. The only way to save their life is to remove their leg.
So what do you do? To help the patient is to accept that you must also harm them.
You're a good doctor. Of course you remove the leg and save the patient's life, because trying to exercise a choice that will result in no harm is impossible where there are only two bad outcomes, but one is unquestionably worse.
This post is for for leftists in the US who still think either not voting or going with a protest vote in the next two major election cycles is an acceptable choice, when you know full well the Republican will cause more harm.
Schism? Schism today?
Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card
Schism today