being a bitch about it so you don't have to

[insert blog description here]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[germanslav]

Something good finally comes from Ohio.

[thelovingdread]

Smash them thangs

[duck7-motorsports]

[saskjeeper]

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

10/10 form

[trydianth]

“OH POOP!”

[a-daks]

In moto racing the points are for crash style

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[thememedaddy]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Behold!

A Cursed Image!

(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)

[asteroidtroglodyte]

4 legs?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

YOU WIN MOST CURSED TAGS THANK YOU

[asteroidtroglodyte]

THE SAGA FUCKING CONTINUES

[asteroidtroglodyte]

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE POST

[asteroidtroglodyte]

WORSE IT GOT WORSE

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It is a very visibly double pregnant centaur standing between a vet’s office and a doctor’s office do try to keep up

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like to imagine that a centaur tailor would have patterns ready for all the style of centaur pants:

Of course, as our lady is rocking the sundress look, I’m just going to assume she’s going au naturale on the front half. Gotta keep it aired out, you know? Keeps things smelling fresh.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Unfortunately, my Centaur Anatomical Charts do not cover the Reproductive System. Alas

[wizardofbones]

How is she wearing high heels? Hooves don't have heels!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You are quite right!

She isn’t wearing heels!

Those are her hooves

Seriously. Zoom in.

[wizardofbones]

Strange

[asteroidtroglodyte]

No one ever knows what to say to that

[sapphireclawe]

So she grew cow hooves or a mix between horse and cow, and trained them to grow into that shape? That's like training your toenails into ballet pointe shoes.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Oh I’m sure she got them done somewhere

[thelonebookman]

I am depressed by the lack of reference in this curséd thread to John Varley's Gaia trilogy and his Titanides.

*sigh* It's like no one reads the classics anymore...

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Holy shit you were not kidding

[knittedintoacorner]

At least she's wearing horse panties on the horse half?? And from the human doctor's expression, it looks like he's at least one of the baby daddies.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Finally!

Someone looked at that Doctor’s expression!

Like. My guy is very happy to see her.

[bacony-cakes]

i'd recognize that face anywhere

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

@misstextures i must show you this as an act of revenge

[misstextures]

I don't remember what I did for you to show this monstrosity upon me but I probably deserve it to be honest

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

i still haven't recovered after the monsters inc

[azeofspades]

TF YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A 10K NOTE POST RB'D BY @hellsite-hall-of-fame?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[questcult]

[questcult]

As for clothing, anything that snaps or buckles is unlikely for anatomical reasons.

So they'd likely wear something similar to a loincloth up front with a caparison tossed over their back half.

Which is surprisingly close to what she's wearing in the actual image except she's decided to have her ass all out, likely as a kink thing.

[fenixfoxtrot510]

[theoneicelady]

Did they say motherfucking centaur parthenogenesis

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Who are you, to be so wise in the ways of Science?

[thelonebookman]

Parthenogenesis is specifically in reference to Varley's Titanide centaurs from his Gaia trilogy.

IIRC (it's been a while):

Titanides have either male or female human genitals in front and both sets of horse genitals behind.

Front sex creates an egg (marble sized) that gets manually implanted in the rear and fertilized with the rear equipment.

Here's a diagram from the book illustrating the various possible permutations:

The Titanides are the most fully fleshed out species in the trilogy, but there is LOTS of freaky wild biology including a completely organic luftwaffe and film crews from booms to camera, all living things (the alien creating all of this life watched a lot of old movies).

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, a Centaur Biologist, at the Titanides Breeding Season Soirée & Orgy, trying to categorize everything going on around me:

[weirdness-is-good]

[totallyfubar]

[twerklina]

[super-affection]

[mmusclemuseum]

amazing wayback machine find

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[crimson-chains]

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

[foone]

I like my socks like I like my women:

[purlturtle]

Long, loose, and unmatched

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

am so obsessed with this little interaction in the comments of some buzzfeed article…like i dont know what this means but its literally love

[orthoscheme]

my noob

[a-book-of-creatures]

Little Owl by Albrecht Dürer (1506, apparently). Watercolor.

[a-book-of-creatures]

That is correct, I am indeed Albrecht Dürer who died in 1528. Ich bin ein großer artist type person.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

LOL! London Police Marketplace?