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So, Iâve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And Iâve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesnât make any small talk, just straight into âI clocked you doing 70 in a 55.â The only time Iâve ever gotten the âdo you know why I pulled you over?â was the time when I wasnât doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).
âDo you know why I pulled you over?â is a trap. It means thereâs a good chance the officer doesnât actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, thatâs a confession of guilt.
But thereâs another trap, that Iâve heard of but havenât yet experienced. Itâs âdo you know how fast you were going?â With that one, theyâre hoping youâll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want â you just said you didnât know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then youâre lying to them.
Oh, Iâve had that one. Go with âyes.â Donât give them a number, just say âYes.â Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but thatâs suspiciously similar to saying they donât know, and they tend to avoid doing that.
Reblog to save a life
if you scroll past this just because it doesnât affect you personally, i see you.
Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times youâll win. Or if the cop thinks youâll win they wonât even show up and youâll win by default.
They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.
Also READ YOUR TICKET
I had a cop try to claim Iâd turned left on red on an unprotected light while texting and that was why I got T-boned.
I had my dad drive me through the intersection where I got hit and took photos of the (very much protected) light, then got them printed.
When the judge asked me to plead I said not guilty and that Iâd like to present evidence, if I could come up to the bench. He agreed.
I walked up, set down my photos, put my flip phone on top of them, and said âYour Honor, Iâll plead guilty as soon as the officer can explain how I was texting on this.â
(Note for younger folks, this was 2010. Some flip phones and phone plans supported texting. Mine was not one of them.)
The whole ticket was a lie. I was in fact considered at fault for the wreckâif youâre turning left in Arizona youâre automatically at faultâbut the ticket was dismissed because it was a protected light and I had a phone that physically could not text.
Cops lie on tickets. All the time.
Read the whole thing. Donât dispute it with the cop. Dispute it in court.
Once they really did catch me speeding and they gave me a court date on Memorial Day, when city hall was closed. So I came in the next day and filled out a piece of paper and they dismissed the ticket because it had been impossible to show up for the court date.
Another time they gave me a parking ticket because I forgot to move my car to the other side of the street on the evening of Yom Kippur, so I came in on the court date and filled out a piece of paper explaining what Yom Kippur was and why it distracted me from moving the car, and they dismissed the ticket.
If you are Canadian and an officer asks you âwhy did I pull you over todayâ say this: âplease explain why you are pulling me over?â calmly and straight. Like prev said, police do the same thing in Canada. This is also considered entrapment by Canadian law, nevertheless do not answer that question. They are required by the law to explain your charges so you understand fully. If you are under 18, you leally can not speak to an officer without a guardian present.
If it seems suspicious and you are maybe uncomtortable with the situation. You can call the local dispatch and ask them to verfy or even send another car to ensure your satety. That officer has to wait for you to talk to dispatch/for the other car. Do not roll down your windows.
The car has to be in the open and visible, no barriers, not on private property ( if they are on private property such as a driveway they cannot be on private property without permission from the landowner. They never ask permission). Watch if they touch your vehicle, they are not allowed to actually touch your property without consent or a warrant, however police are taugnt to toucn your vehicle (usually the back end as they walkup on tratfic stops in case they go missing). Still, legally they cannot touch your car which Is your possession. without permission/warrant prior to asking.
Fighting your ticket(s): a large majority of the time officers do not appear in court, if the officer is not present the case is thrown out. Take the lawyer, tell them anything that could be reason to throw the case out: such as using âentrapping languageâ, ask if the officer is present, refusing my right to have a parent/guardian present before speaking to an officer, if you ask to only speak with a lawyer right away (and do not speak afterwards), if they refuse to tell you their name and badge number, if you were not fully explained through the ticket process/charging process ( had a case thrown out because the officer did not explain how the ticket works, he said âyou know this worksâ and walked away), If they enter your vehicle at any point (sticking their hand or head, even if they are smelling inside your vehicle while the window is down) that is entering private property, if they do not ask you if you understand and if at any time you were not explained and/or at any point you did not understand, or verbally did not say vou understand. Police can be sloppy take advantage.
recently going around is a video of an officer who told a woman he is writing a ticket because she was holding a phone in her right hand while driving
except. she didnt have a right hand.
he still wrote the ticket and never apologized for being wrong. since. SHE DIDNT HAVE A RIGHT HAND
as you can imagine, the ticket was dropped.
Wow, but this sums up the situation exquisitely
I love it when folks get the "-ist" and "-est" suffixes mixed up. Like, I'm fully prepared to believe that you're medieval, but medievalest? That's a bold claim!
Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.
Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.
You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?
you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??
OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!
Pity I hadnât seen this closer to Bastille Day⊠:-D
Sorry but it's not complete without...
Ferret shows the owner her babies.
Iâm straight up CRYING
The person who commented âsounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attackâ made me laugh out loud :D
âit is YOUR turn to watch them. what, no, you donât need to pick them up what are you doing, just- no get BACK here i said itâs your TURNâ
No, Mr. Horse, donât worry, I certainly donât have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.
I know youâre not supposed to be in this hospital, but if youâll just follow me down this corridorâno, thatâs not blood on the floor, itâs color theory, Iâll explain it laterâI can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machineâ
I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me
we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted
Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copperâ
hnnnnngg Iâm trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse
yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS
âEeby Deebyâ is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan
my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse
i'm ever given; i plink the horse
Historians are going to have to explain this culture someday.
Only if you engrave it an put it somewhere safe.
Probably with all your other complaints.
Truncated text of tweet from MrPitBull, Mar 11, 2026:
She kept finding women in laboratory photographs from the 1800s. Then she read the published papersâand every single woman had vanished. Someone had erased them from history.
Yale University, 1969.
Margaret Rossiter was a graduate student studying the history of science. She was one of very few women in her program.
Every Friday afternoon, students and faculty gathered for beers and informal conversation. One week, Margaret asked a simple question: "Were there ever any women scientists?"
The faculty answered firmly: No.
Someone mentioned Marie Curie. The group dismissed itâher husband Pierre really deserved the credit.
Margaret didn't argue. But she also didn't believe them.
So she started looking.
She found a reference book called "American Men of Science"âessentially a Who's Who of scientific achievement. Despite the title, she was shocked to discover it contained entries about women. Botanists trained at Wellesley. Geologists from Vermont.
There were names. There were credentials. There were careers.
The professors had been wrong.
But Margaret's discovery was just the beginning. Because as she dug deeper into archives across the country, she found something far more disturbing.
Photograph after photograph showed women standing at laboratory benches, working with equipment, listed on research teams.
But when she read the published papers, the award citations, the official historiesâthose same women had disappeared. Their names were missing. Their contributions erased.
It wasn't random. It was systematic.
Women who designed experiments watched male colleagues publish results without giving them credit. Women whose discoveries were assigned to supervisors. Women listed in acknowledgments instead of as authors. Women passed over for awards that went to male collaborators who contributed far less.
Margaret realized she was witnessing a pattern that stretched across centuries.
Women had always been present in science. The record had simply pushed them aside.
She needed a name for what she was documenting.
In the early 1990s, she found it in the work of Matilda Joslyn Gageâa 19th-century suffragist who had written about this exact phenomenon in 1870.
In 1993, Margaret published a paper formally naming it: The Matilda Effect.
The term captured something that had been hidden in plain sight for generations. Once you knew the term, you saw it everywhere.
Her dissertation became a lifelong mission.
For more than 30 years, Margaret researched and wrote her landmark three-volume series: Women Scientists in America. She examined letters, institutional policies, individual careers. She gathered undeniable evidence that women in science had been consistently under-credited and structurally excluded.
Her work faced resistance. Many dismissed women's history as political rather than academic. Others insisted she was exaggerating.
Margaret didn't argue emotionally. She presented data. Documented cases. Patterns repeated across decades and institutions.
Eventually, the evidence became undeniable.
Her research helped restore recognition to scientists who had been erased:
Rosalind Franklin, whose X-ray work revealed DNA's structureâcredit went to Watson and Crick.
Lise Meitner, who explained nuclear fissionâomitted from the Nobel Prize.
Nettie Stevens, who discovered sex chromosomesâreceived little credit.
Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin, who discovered stars are made of hydrogenâinitially dismissed.
And countless others whose names had nearly vanished.
Margaret changed the narrative. Science was no longer just the story of solitary male geniuses. It became a story of collaboration that included women who had been written out.
The Matilda Effect became standard terminology. Scholars used it to examine how credit is assigned, how authors are listed, who receives awards, who gets left out.
OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a
poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
yea that'd be a shame
by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly
just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan đđđ
You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting
The creators of Gotham literally said: "We're going to have to get really creative here because Warner Brothers and their legal team are not going to deny us the right to have the Joker on our show because of Jared Leto" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
This show is basically the Riverdale of the DCU and I mean that as a compliment
I'm gonna run y'all through a brief list of plotpoints and I am not making up a single one of these. And I want to preface this by saying each of these plotpoints are all just from ONE SEASON of this show
The Penguin gets electro-shocked into being a good person, Alex DeLarge from Clockwork Orange style and during this time he meets his long lost dad. His dad loves the fact his son is a "Dashing gangland kingpin" and is all set to leave him the entire family fortune which pisses off his dads gold-digging wife and awful children. So his step sister tries to fuck him to get him to keep them in the will. When this doesn't work his step-brother offers to try and fuck him next. The step-mother, not willing to follow in the footsteps of Corey Chase, comes to the conclusion that re-enacting the plot of a Families Tied porn scene ISN'T going to work and so she instead poisons her husband to death and she and her kids make Oswald their live in cook. When he finds out he MURDERS HIS STEP SIBLINGS, COOKS THEM AND FEEDS THEM TO HIS STEP-MOTHER
Michelle Gomez shows up for two episodes as an assasin talent scout that operates out of a crime lord lesbian bar and she sends a face eating cannibal to try and kill Jim Gordon
Jim Gordon's ex wife becomes a supervillain who ends up in a bisexual polyamorous relationship with a BDSM assasin and her brother (God there's so much incest and cannibalism in this show it's like an episode of Game of Thrones...or a gathering of the RNC), a supervillain with an ancient grudge against the Wayne Family who wants to use a string of false flag supervillain terror attacks to get himself elected mayor. Jim Gordon LITERALLY HELPS A CRIME LORD MURDER HIM. However, the batshit insane mad scientist who is the head of Arkham Asylum resurrects him as a nigh-unkillable zombie assasin that's been brainwashed to believe he's a Holy Warrior of the Order of Azrael, a Knight Templar cult. This leads to him going on a killing spree as said unkillable zombie soldier. He dies for the second time when the Penguin shows up on the lawn of Wayne Manor out of nowhere with a rocket launcher, blows him up and then just peaces out
The head of Arkham who is turning people into monster men and undead marauding ghouls is doing all this because he's employed by an Owl Cult that had the Wayne's killed and he spends every single second that he's on screen chewing the scenery so hard that he's leaving teethmarks in it
#itâs a hell of a show#i couldnât get through more than 3 seasons of it#but it wasnât boring#the sheer quantity of bullshit that it delivered was incredibly impressive#i did absolutely love penguin in it though#one of my favourite tv characters#homicidal gay little weirdo (affectionate)#so fucked up#riddler too#that duo were such great fun#i mean jim gordon himself was usually boring af#but everyone else
The show basically deciding sometime halfway through season two that it didn't want to be a crime drama about Jim Gordon but would instead like to be a black comedy about Gotham's villains was honestly such a good call <3
the more it just embraced being fuckin insane the better it got :D
And yeah, the show deciding to make Penguin and Riddler a Toxic Yaoi supervillain couple was CHEFS KISS <3
I support Gay WRONGS as well as Gay Rights :D
Didnât it get a prequel about Alfred that also became about V for Vendetta? Or was I hallucinating?
You are right!
There WAS an Alfred series that was indeed him working to bring down a fascist dystopian government in Britain that seemed like it was heavily "inspired" by V for Vendetta
(Count Olaf voice) Inspired is a BIG BIG word that means "please don't sue us Alan Moore"
And yeah it was indeed set in the same universe as Gotham
Which means that, in addition to all the ways that the Gotham show itself was fuckin insane, it also takes place in a universe where Britain in the 60's had a full on civil war and was briefly ruled by a fascist dictatorship which is just an UNHINGED bit of lore to throw into a spin off about Batman's fuckin butler :D
Lmao two jokes and forty cakes
#I never watched but I knew about the Penguin and Riddler situationship
Genuine plot point in this show: Riddler falls for a woman who looks like his Sexy Dead Girlfriend and Penguin has her killed because he's jealous which sparks a supervillain feud between the two. At one point when he thinks Penguin is dead the Riddler gets high as balls so he can hallucinate Penguin because he misses him. At another point Penguin has the Riddler FROZEN IN ICE so he can gayze at him like a weird frozen trophy
They have the healthiest relationship on the show XD
#amazing. no notes
"What if we kissed during a supervillain gang war caused by me killing your Sexy Dead Girlfriends doppleganger...and we're both guys....
hahaha just kidding
UNLESS....."
Oswald Cobblepot, possibly
Stay engaged.
It is So Boring in the mattress store for kids. Itâs basically hell for children because thereâs fuckall to do for them.
A couple I was helping earlier had two little ones, three and six, who were behaving in a rather saintly fashion for the average bored kid I see. I tried to engage them with remotes and things while their parents talked.
Eventually they were restless enough that I pulled out notepads and asked if they wanted to draw. The three year old quickly lost interest and I went over to ask her favorite animal. She told me âelephantâ so to delight and amaze her I started drawing an elephant. Usually kids are into it.
When I was done she pronounced, âIt looks like a giraffe.â
I staggered back melodramatically but actually laughing hysterically and said, âThere goes my art degree!â
The parents laughed and said kids were harsh critics. When they checked out they saw my elephant doodle on the desk and both did a double take like, âWoah, thatâs a really good elephant!â
âYeah, I actually did go to art school, but itâs okay. My niece wasnât very impressed with my drawings at that age either.â
Behold, a giraffe.
âHaha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.â
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
âY2K came to nothing amirite?â
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
âRemember the hole in the ozone layer?â
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those âitâs gonna be an apocalypseâ disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think thatâs going to happen. I donât know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope wonât help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
I've seen some posts trying to make fun of former gifted kids by comparing them to former student athletes who insist that they could have gone pro if not for a specific injury, and those posts always backfire, because my reaction to them is "You're right, we should treat former student athletes with more compassion than we currently do"
I went from being very physically active to getting the "your body doesn't make energy properly anymore" disability so I can completely understand the grief that comes with circumstances outside your control destroying parts of you you were once proud of and locking you out of the life you could have had. It's not a good feeling.
... was that not the whole point of that comparison? Are we supposed to dislike the kids who were pushed into overworking and permanently damaging their bodies at a young age by people who should know better but value second hand glory over the health of kids?
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
>no idea what a tumblr accent even is
>âoozes off of me like a thick miasmaâ
im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly