glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!
the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?
oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby
If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.
@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D
TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN
to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses
I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure
This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do
Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about
tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart
tag all you moots this is not an option
also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well
@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)
So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.
ON IT BESTIE!
im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen
NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh and @probablyautism here u go luv
CMON FOLKS
DO IT
here you are!!
@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)
Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.
It may still need help getting to 200,000.
Here's Aziraphale in disguise:
And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:
@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.
The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.
He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.
Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.
They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.
“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”
The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.
“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL
@writing-prompt-s
Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.
Chaos Course Set Meal
Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos
Foreword:
As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.
Course One
Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris
10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.
Ingredients (serves four people):
1 teaspoon of saffron
300g carnaroli rice
50g extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
5g shallots
1l vegetable broth
parsley (to taste)
100g porcini mushrooms
80g portobello mushrooms
100g brown mushrooms
5g truffle oil
5g lemon peel and lemon juice
30g parmesan cheese
thyme (a dash)
5g garlic
A pinch of salt and pepper
The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.
Method:
In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast
Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.
In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.
Presentation:
At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.
The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.
@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho
hi jeff (:
I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt
i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number
I have been summoned many, many times
This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!
The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.
Time for the officalverse
@satan-offical @trans-official @sometimes-cis-offical @tiresias-offical @jeff-offical @spotify-offical @beehive-offical @sleep-offical
And any others
HAHA. BE PREPARED
@amina-elmaghrabi-offical @andromache-0ff1cial @asis-offical @asexual-offical @advice-offical @adventure-fredbear-offical @adhd-offical @adam--official @aesthetic-offical @art-offical @arsenic-offical @aroace-offical @archangel-azrael-offical @australia-offical @autism-offical @aioverview-offical @ai-offical @ao3-offical @apollo-offical @aphrodite-offical @aaa-battery-offical @aaron-burr-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @agender-offical @agenders-offical @all-knowing-offical @alice-homosexuality-offical @always-being-watched-offical @alex-hamilton-offical @alexander-hamilton-offical @azrael-official @axolotl-officials @achilles-0ffical @ava-offical @average-joe-offical @avocado-offical @andromache-0ff1cial @amnesia-offical
THIS IS JUST THE A’S
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@genderstealeroffical @goth-older-sister-offical @gwi-ma-offical @gametoons-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @gaslighting-offical @ghost-inyour-attic-offical @glitter-offical @gender-euphoria-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @grover-underwood-offical @grandson-offical @greed-offical @greg-house-offical @grammar-offical @girlboss-offical @girl-scouts-offical @girlfriend-offical @girl-offical-deactivated2025082 @gimkit-offical
@hello-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @hazel-levesque-offical @hazard-to-society-offical @hazel-wong-offical @heather-duke-offical @heather-chandler-offical @hyperfixation-offical @human-joe-offical @horseman-war-offical @horseman-death-offical @horseman-famine-offical @homophobia-offical @hot-topic-offical @homosexuality-offical
@is-there-clown-offical @idaho-official @illi-mcmillin-offical @ireland-offical @item-shop-offical @italyoffical @its-evil-target-offical @iced-coffee-offical @icarus-offical @indoraptor-offical @insubordinate-brass-offical @incorrect-corrector-offical @immortal-snail-offical @imp6492920172660301659303offical @imp-6point9-offical @imp-offical @imp-3782-offical @jason-dean-offical @j0ker- @icarus-officalanon-offical @jason-grace-offical @john-doe-offical @jet2-holiday-offical @jeff-offical @jehova-offical @jesus-offical @jesterofmcdonalds-offical @jurassic-park-official @jonathan-sims-offical @john-watson-offical @job-application-offical
@kentucky-offical @kirby-offical @kira-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @kazakhstan-offical @kat4884-offical @khaos-offical @kenric-fathdon-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @keyboard-offical @kennymccormick-offical @kylebroflovski-official @kind-grandma-offical @knife-guy-offical @knights-templar-offical @knife-offical
@lemon-emoji-offical @luke-castellan-offical @labyrinth-offical @lady-macbeth-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lester-papadopoulos-offical @leo-valdez-offical @lust-offical @lucifer-official @lightyagami-offical @limeade-offical @lie-detector-offical @life-offical @loquacious-cat-offical
@milk-official-blog @magic-8ball-offical @mash-burnedead-offical @martin-blackwood-offical @mlm-god-offical @megumi-nakajima-offical @mean-girl-offical @memes-offical @melinoe-offical @mr-d-offical @mr-holmes-and-dr-watson-offical @mystic-flour-cookie-offical @music-recommendations-offical @mum-offical @mud-offical @murder--offical @music-offical @milk-official-blog @ming-official @mindelectric-offical-deactivate @moray-eel-offical @mold-offical @moth-offical @monster-the-drink-official @modesty-offical @mcyt-offical
@nasa-official @neighbor-offical @no-sleep-offical @navigator-offical @napoleon-offical @neighborhood-watch-offical @nevada-offical @newest-silly-offical @neopronouns-offical @nyx-offical @nutter-butter-offical @numbers-offical @nico-di-angelo-offical @niko-offical @nixon-official @nz-south-island-offical @nb-older-sibling-offical @nb-sibling-offical @nblnb-god-offical
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@pluto-official @plutoofficial-blog @pingu-offical @prince-zuko-offical @paul-blofis-offical @pants-shitter-official @pastry-cookie-offical @pain---offical @pavement-offical @ps2-offical @psyche-offical @philotes-offical @playlistnames-offical @plurality-offical @plushie-offical @period-cramps-offical @percy-jackson-offical @pepsi-offical @pearto-official @period-offical @profile-stanmarsh-official @prince-of-all-saiyans-offical @pri-demon-th--offical @prometheus-offical @polybuzz-offical @positivity-offical @poeschild-michael-offical @politic-offical @police-dog-offical
@quiet-negativity-offical @queercoded1920smanoffical @queensnowfall-offical @queer-offical @queer-detector-offical
@rat-jester-offical @rachel-elizabeth-dare-offical @ragebait-offical @real-human-offical @rednailpolishoffical @revenge-offical @russia-offical @rubberduck-offical @rivulet-offical @rick-roll-offical @riverman-offical @riggytherunkey-offical @ribcage-offical @rob-the-robber-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @royal-margarine-cookie-offical
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@vaporeon-offical @valid-offical @vampiremonarch-offical
@wall-ghost-offical @watermelon-offical @wales-offical @warlock-offical @walter-becker-official @whitewhale-offical @whale-shark-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @wlw-god-offical @weevil-offical @wrath-offical @will-byers-offical @will-solace-offical @wine-aunt-offical @window-offical @will-wood-offical @worcestershire-offical
@xenogender-offical @xen-offical
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@zergling-offical @zest-offical @zeus-offical
WOE. OFFICALVERSE ME APON YE
@satan-offical-autistic-offical @sara-berry-offical @sad-meal-offical @satans-pitchfork-offffical @satans-spiders-offical @satan-unofficial @satan-offical @shrike-offical @shadow-dimension-offical @shadow-milk-cookie-offical @skys-offical @skitter-official @sloth-offical @sleep-offical @sleeping-offical @slime-offical @squid-offical @sweden-offical @sebastian-solace-offical @selfcare-offical @secretary-bird-offical @security-guard-official @summer-penguin-officalpenguin-offical @south-africa-offical @sometimes-cis-offical @sorcerer-offical @spain-offical @spellingbeechamp-rebeccaofficial @speechbubbles-offical @spring-bonnie-offical @spelking-eror-offical @scene-older-brother-offical @scott-tenorman-official @scott-malkinson-offical @screaming-offical @schrodingers-joe-offical @shenanigans-offical
@kevin-the-horse what do you think about this modern-day Babel Tower
WAIT I GOT AN IDEA LET’S GET THE REDMARGEVERSE
@redmarge @radioactivedaitakuhelios @radariactive @aquacharlie @greenpim @greenmabel @pink-v @pinksaturndevouringhisson @bart-exe @evil-retep @evil-communism-rainbows @rainbowlisa @pinkgriefer @i-forgot-her-name @green-rick @bluemorty @purplemorty @burgundybuford @coral-blue-spongebob @greenpeggy @bluelois @yellowamyrose @uglyellowlloydgarmadon @lightcobaltbluewigfrid @pinkmaggie @vermillionvelma @red-peggy @redyzma @redpopee @mauve-miserable-mabel @orangeleela @orangesharon @orangepeter @orangemarge @orange-jasper-the-alien @yellowlinda @radiant-peggy @jade-judy @greenstewie @thelittlegreenbender @green-garfield @greenjnadvich @chartreuseusapyon @chartreuserex @blue-homer @blue-glep @blue-v @mintgreenfrylock @aoomniman @pinesdoofenshmirtz
tumblr only lets you do a max of 50 mentions per rb but i NEED MORE
@brown-allan @slightlymoreyellowspongebob @blu3-v (sorry @blue-v wrong person) @greenmarge @greenzubin @oliveandy @tealsheila @teal-donna @turquoisezoidberg @cyanmeg @cyanollie @biuesummer @bluemarge @indigojimmyhopkins @bluebugby @bluescoobydoo @glitterparappa @indigogiorno @blueroaringknight @ceruleanbattlelovercerulean @ceruleanraj @purplefrancine @violethomer @purplesoos @mauve-shadowthehedgehog @lavendermooninites @coralbojack @pinkkatherine @phloxcedric @magentapaula @pink-ma-rio @pinkchrisoniell @browncleveland @brownbillcipher @rainbowdollydimpley @tyedyerocko @mysteriouscolorsic-0n @infraredpetra @fractallammy @whatsappscp6080 @goldenwilson @yellow-benrey @blurple-wurmple @weezer-blue-toki-wartooth @grayfonzie @red-hatsune-miku
if there’s any more color characters that want to join the fight then go for it. I’m not omnipotent so I don’t know all of you but ya know.
Green Chopper
