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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is
for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
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With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?
I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.
that is roo
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memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”
well i added my contribution : )
why—
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words
I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that.
GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!
No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter
You’re chaotic neutral I love it
What he said
Struck by inspiriation twice lads
My humble contribution
I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.
ive added my end of the chaos
Beautiful
@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?
I don’t fishing know
Has this been done yet?
had to contribute to tumblr history
Oh my god this is tumblr history
oh my god my mutuals are doing this too
Yes we are✨
my hand slipped oop
fool i posted my meme before you
oh okay then-
someone-
I dare some one to keep going.
I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂
Thank you 😝🤣
i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy
My humble contribution
I made one
This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it
I am sorry to say but the train named,“Last Remnant of my Sanity”, has officially left the station.
The sheer power of this thread has me quaking
I’ve reached rockbottom and here we are
Ok but I need someone who can actually make a meme to add on but do the Thor ragnorak meme where tumble is Hela and she’s like you can’t defeat me and Thor is that first original plane white meme and he says I know but he can and the fire guy is the most recent one. Thanks
you ask and you shall receive
I’m so glad this made it to my dashboard
So I decided to contribute as well…
I love how by the last ones the meme is almost unrecognizable in the layers
34 💖💖💖
We must never let this end
There are, SO MANY LAYERS to this meme, and I’m going to add more of them by fusing a few of the deepest memes I’ve seen so far XD
The memes here come from the following chains, starting from the bottom right:
This current chain with 35 layers before this.
This chain with 27 layers. By @cerbi-my-babyyyyy
This other chain with 35 layers. By @gay-girl-thing
This particular chain with 28 layers. By @thewintercavalier
Another chain with 27 layers. By @be-gay-cause-crime
This particular chain with 29 layers. By @theforgowolf
Yet another chain with 27 layers. By @thefirstjackal
And this last chain with 29 layers, yet again. @memermemedout
I wonder, how many layers does this meme have now with this fusion of memeceptions, 28, 36 or 43?
here you go
What the fuck is happening
the circle of life
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can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes
i could really use a wish right now
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Screen glitch during cardigan earlier today! x
Toni Collette and Monica Bellucci in Mafia Mamma (2023) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Worlds are colliding
omg taylor is literally Evelyn Hugo she’s so smart
a loosely vetted parade of fun observations brought to you by quarantine
you have been warned 😂
i’ve been ruminating on the three tulips for awhile... seemed symbolically interesting enough... so i did some googling and it turns out that among various instances of tulips as patterns in scandinavian art,
it’s a symbol that can be found on a ten cent piece from wartime!
and i thought oh huh that’s kind of cool. maybe it sort of works as shade on the wedding. that it’s a cheap wedding, etc, that tracks
so i sort of let my train of thought run unabated
and i started googling for “ten cent wedding” —which gets a few hits here and there, maybe it’s a colloquialism that i haven’t heard of before,
and i thought about aspects of this scene that ring cheapness and... well...
the ring rings a bell.
and wouldn’t you know it, “ten-cent wedding rings” were a thing back in the day! many old newspaper mentions, and period literature, these i thought were particularly evocative,
and then i ran intooooo....!
🤗 a vintage new york newspaper article from none other than an October 18th about a woman wearing a ten-cent wedding ring as a joke!
fancy that!
sorry folks that’s the gis-
NOPE
i will leave you with something else fun that i found...
a little googling more on the keyword ten-cent ring led me to learning of a peculiar set of coincidences. it turns out that lucille ball’s wedding ring was famously a ten-cent ring.
which led me to read up on a famous episode of her 70s show, the episode title being “Lucy Meets The Burtons” in which richard burton and elizabeth taylor visit her and in an on-brand twist lucy gets elizabeth taylor’s famous cartier engagement ring stuck on her hand 😂 here’s a pic! look how huge that ring is!
*and thennn*
icing on the cake for some of you all out there:
the episode goes on to elizabeth taylor needing to display the ring at a party sooo lucy concocts a plan to hide in liz’s dress and sticks her ringed hand through liz’s sleeve!! 😭
☺️ ~fin~
here’s a link to the episode if you’re interested!
How does Karlie's husband factor into Kaylor?
They met in June 2012, actually she always posted him as her BFF she has post on Instagram about it when actually in an interview she said she didn't have time for a boyfriend.
And suddenly they started dating on November 2012.
Josh needed to be married to a women and have a child since he was losing some investors since they didn't want to invest in companies that would not have a LEGACY that causes a lot of uncertainty on their money. I think Josh told her bff lesbian Karlie to married her and to have a baby, living a lavender marriage.
Joshua Kushner and Mikey Hess are officially married and what Karlie Kloss did with him was part of their own facade intending for them both to look straight/ heterosexual in a consumerist society who buys what is white/ het/politically correct.
Taylor knows Mikey Hess, sometimes they were spotted having a double date Karlie, Taylor, Josh and Josh bff Mikey Hess. Taylor Swift, who was dating Tom Hiddleston, was spotted kissing and dancing with Mike Hess at model Karlie Kloss' birthday party.
Lavender marriage exist. Closeting is a crude and cruel reality in the business industries. Bearding is an actuality and nowadays, it has not changed that much. If you want to talk about it, that is fine. If you want to research about it, even better.
I feel like this doesn’t get talked about enough. 😂
Bonus just because:
Positive changes in October?
Taylor recently wore this Opal necklace and it got me thinking…
*Opals are the birthstone for October 🤔
*Their symbolism is 👀:
“The opal has long been considered a lucky and protective talisman.” (Like the mini braids?)
“It was also considered a revealing stone, enabling its wearer to distinguish a friend from foe with a change in its colour.”
“The opal may help bring balance, good karma, and a renewed sense of hope by serving as a’ good luck’ charm.”
“Some call it the stone of happy dreams and positive changes.”
Birthstone for October? Interesting. Especially given how much Taylor has referenced rebirth. 🎃 pointed toward October (we don’t know which year). 1989 TV is coming out this October. Karlie went to the 1989 TV announcement show. Lots to think about.
Also…
Taylor has been wearing her necklaces clasps forward recently. Surely it’s to send some kind of message?
Her necklace is like an opal charm attached to the clasp instead of worn on the chain. The way it’s on there now the opal could easily fall off when putting/taking the necklace on/off. It’s not how it was meant to be worn. It was probably added there because A) She wanted clasps front. B) She wanted the opal visible. I feel like they ordered some basic opal charm like this one from Etsy (it’s not the same one but looks similar). The double rings make me think it’s a charm instead of a traditional necklace.
it could only be jared (the jewelers of course). taylor is two steps away from tweeting ‘omg did u just call me mommy?’
that pendant sure doesnt feel the same 🤔🧐
the bottom one is definitely a different charm!
and now i’m curious about the top charm! looks like a heart with gold words in it, maybe??
I see Mom but it can’t be 🫣unless she claims she’s owning everyone calling her Mother
TaylorMade?
Oh, the girls are funny.
This makes so much sense. 🤣
