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It was So Real, until it wasn't.
I snapped out of a dreamless sleep with the certain knowledge that something was Very Wrong.
I searched through my house, checking inside closets and cupboards, getting on my hands and knees to look under and behind the furniture. Where is he? Downstairs, garage, back up the stairs, retrace my steps, again, more thoroughly this time.
As frantically as I searched my house, I searched my memory. Did I even feed him before I went to bed? Did I?? Had I seen him at all yesterday? This week? Is he okay? Where could he be? How could I not have noticed he was missing?
I called to him, desperately, my voice stretched thin around my shortness of breath and racing heart. The dread crept in. Would I find a body in one of these dark corners, dead?!
oh.
oh yeah, that's right.
he's not here.
He's never been here, in This house.
My Cat Is Dead.
My cat has been dead for five years.
And my heart broke again.
The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.
bahahaha! It seems like the better you do, the more it insults you.
What are some of your favorite words?
Mine include "verdigris" and "corridor".
Also "cunt".
"Burrito", "qualm", "spite", "wherewithal", "corvid", and "ricasso" are all pretty high up there.
Fudruckers (I use it as a swear)
Tabarnak! (French Canadian swear)
Banal
Acquiesce
Moot
Ohh, that reminds me of "tabernacle"! Not a favorite of mine, but a fun one, nonetheless.
skeuomorph, equanimity, liminal, schadenfreude, ragamuffin, agathism, and, sphygmomanometer are pretty fun to say.
Daily gratitude
I don’t have kids
I don’t spend money on nicotine
I don’t gamble my money away on sports
I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions
My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful
so i took out the trash today like the good house husband i am not, leaving behind the rank smell of long forgotten noodles and the regrets of two people with memory issues
i, like any good tumblr citizen, remember the tales of the person who put two cups of vanilla extract in their oven so i did the sensible thing to get out two Caps of extract
just then, inspiration struck. a bolt of lightning straight from the muses themselves, if i could use vanilla extract.... who's to say i couldn't use other extracts?
i scoured the cabinets, i knew my partner had secreted away some illicit non-vanilla type extracts for baking, and i found it.
hidden in the back of the cabinet was a lone bottle of mint extract
i emptied my two caps with abandon into an (oven safe) glass dish and gleefully set the oven for 300 for an hour
all that was left now was to wait for the sins of the mind to be purged by the mighty mint leaf
ten minutes in... starting to smell kinda like a thin mint
fifteen minutes in, i take a nice deep breath of lovely scented air and i am greeted by searing burning minty pain
i launch myself towards the kitchen, every step closer to mint hell, every orifice on my face burning with the freezing righteous flame of menthol
im fumbling for the oven mitt to rid my home of this foul demon, i pry the oven open and am hit with a blast unlike anything else
i feel what that vine kid taking shots of mouthwash feels, i was seared raw, my tits were blown clean off, and it was just me and that devilish beguiling minty fresh taste
quickly dumping the rest into the sink i ran towards the door, begging for the sweet sweet smell of un-minted air
learning nothing from this encounter, i dare to try once more, with the tumblr-approved extract this time
wish me luck
update: the vanilla has finished cooking, it now very much smells like the pillsberry doughboy fucked a thin mint
doesn't hurt tho so.... improvement?
#congrats on commiting chemical warfare against yourself
Toxic masculinity that demands men pursue women, but rejects all things feminine as like an off-limits nuclear waste site is such a double-bind for them dudes. They are inventing like fakescience Alpha-Beta male gospel and negging and all sorts of nonsense when the owners manual is right there.
Women are obviously not a monolith and this doesn’t apply to all of them but thousands of them write and consume romance novels every year– a genre 95% written by women for women. It has what they want from a man right in the text. It’s also a vast genre with every kind of story and some excellent writing and gems in it once you get past your own internal bias.
And every one of them has some version of what women want. It’s not that hard, there is literally no mystery there. But men can’t read romance novels without feminizing themselves and they can’t figure out what women want until they take an interest and ask questions. So here we are.
Men trying to do complicated guesswork and reinvent themselves into this:
When women are out there repeatedly chanting they want this:
I have some wonderful news for men out there pouring hours and hours of research into pickup artist techniques, there is an alternative:
https://mymodernmet.com/hector-janse-van-rensburg-comforting-cat-comics/
i need this cat so much
Love it when the internet seizes on something like this
[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]
"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat
going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material
Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?
Everything Is AWFUL and I’m Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself
Are you hydrated?
If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid excess caffeine.
Have you eaten in the past three hours?
Don’t be a victim of hanger! Get some food–something with protein, not just simple carbs or high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing down on sweets.
Have you stretched your legs in the past day?
If not, do so right now. If you don’t have the energy or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk around the block or building. Even minimal exercise preps the mind for learning so that you can focus better and recall things easier, plus it’s good to get a change of scenery.
Have you said something nice to someone in the past day?
Do so, whether online or in person. Make it genuine! We bet your study partner would appreciate a compliment.
Have you moved your body to music in the past day?
If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus)
Have you cuddled a living being in the past two days?
If not, do so. Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from friends of friends’ pets. Most of them will enjoy the cuddles too; you’re not imposing.
Have you started or changed any medications in the past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a change in generic prescription brand?
That may be screwing with your head. Give things a few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle down.
If daytime: are you dressed?
If no, put on clean clothes that aren’t PJs. Give yourself permission to wear something special, whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress.
If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but resisting going to sleep?
Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing deeper with every breath- no electronic screens allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress management.
Do you feel ineffective?
Pause right now and get something small completed, whether it’s responding to an email, loading the dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!
Do you feel unattractive?
Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how great you look. You are always insta-worthy.
Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?
Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a game plan for the day. If a particular decision or problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside for now, and pick something else that seems doable. Right now, the important part is to break through that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial.
Have you over-exerted yourself lately–physically, emotionally, socially, or intellectually?
That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing yourself is never time “wasted!”
Have you waited a week?
Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and there’s no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and see if you still feel the same way then.
You’ve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.
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Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)
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Please do build a frog. It’s lovely.
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
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