I can't write to save my life

but I guess I have good ideas.

[atlasfandomsartdumps]

(I'm upset, let me cope) Jake bet that England would lose to Norway...

And we all know what happened

[aymerictheblue]

batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:

and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.

[foragoodtimecalltheredhood]

Alfred: she got a hyena 

Bruce: oh shit

Alfred: she named it after you

Bruce: Aww

[aymerictheblue]

this has been the only good addition to this post

[alien-slushie]

Danny who has really bad PTSD and Paranoia brought on by Vlad bugging his house. So when Danny and Jason move in together, and Jason insists on a security system, he gives Danny full control. He lets Danny pick where all the cameras go, and he links them up to Danny's phone so Danny can shut them off to feel safe if he needs to.

Everything goes fine for a while. Danny shuts the cameras down when hes having a bad day, but usually he leaves them and even seems less paranoid about them as time goes on.

But then, Danny finally convinces Jason to let them get a dog. Jason agreed so long as it was small to medium size, so of course that ment they brought home some sort of massive breed that Jason pretty sure is part wolf. Or demon. But Danny insists its a small dog, and won't grow any bigger than 36inches tall, and he looked so happy and in love with the dog that Jason just couldn't say no. At least it was well behaved-

-But after a week or so of having the dog, it started acting weird one morning. Standing the middle of the living room, they barked at the corner of the house repeatedly, not coming for food or water or to play. Finally, Danny checked out what they were looking at, and as he dug around and searched, his body started shaking in fear.

It was a camera. Not one of their, it was more high tech, smaller, and not at all where Danny placed them. Danny threw the camera on the ground, breaking it, before frantically tearing the house apart in search of more, the dog more than happy to help him search. Danny looked and relooked and checked for four hours before finally collapsing in the closet and having a panic attack.

When Jason came home to the house torn apart he freaked out and was relieved to find Danny in the closet with the dog. Though, he was worried that Danny was completely despondent and that his face was stained with tears.

When he finally got him to talk, and tell him about the cameras, Jason was pissed. He had a good idea who planted them, and he was so angry that they caused such a setback.

Jason took Danny and the dog to a hotel, watching with a tense jaw as Danny did a sweep of their room 6 times before laying on the bed and passing out.

Filled with righteous fury, Jason went back to the house, gathered up all the smashed cameras and drove straight to Wayne Manor. It was a shame, Jason hadn't been feeling the pit rage as strongly as of late, and now suddenly it was bubbling all up to a surface, and just when Jason was thinking of trying to reconnect and mabe introducing them to Danny. But now, now he kind of just wanted them all dead for setting Danny back in his healing.

[brabaxie]

First request from strawpage!

[brabaxie]

His teeth are itchy

[sstxrlite-phantom]

ok

[duchi-nesten]

Another commission for the lovely @axion-labs! 🩷 This one was lots of fun to make <3

[ormundshightower]

Avatar: The Last Airbender S02E07 "Something Broken"

[pigfartsviatardis]

I doubt this was what the actor was going for but the way Katara reacts here reads to me as very much how she might react if she’d been harbouring a lil crush on the blue spirit…

Like others have pointed out, the show makes it clear that Katara kept sneaking out repeatedly to be the painted lady, as did zuko at the same time to be the blue spirit, and this continued after they first encountered each other and zuko realised who she was. So they might well have had more interactions that we didn’t see, especially since zuko seemed to develop a minor fixation on Katara (watching her back at the villa, following her through the market). But possibly most telling… when the two of them are captured, the locals refer to him as her sidekick. Kind of a weird thing to say unless they’ve been repeatedly seen in action together. So, plenty of evidence that they’ve been working together in their vigilante disguises, and possibly even spoken a small amount.

When they get thrown into prison together without their disguises, zuko is tense and reluctant to turn around because he knows she won’t react well… but Katara seems excited to finally see who the mysterious blue spirit is, as though she’s been wondering about him and wanting to know more. And when it’s revealed that he’s none other than zuko, she is obviously angry and upset, but she also seems… embarrassed?? The ‘I’m such an idiot’ line and the turning away as though wanting to hide definitely caught my attention. It comes off like she’s not just shocked and disappointed that she was working with her enemy, but specifically horrified and frustrated with herself. For what? Perhaps for being so fascinated by the dashing blue spirit she felt such kinship with? Perhaps even for having daydreams of his identity reveal going very differently…?

Plus zuko’s reply and how he seems sad about her reaction, but very unsurprised. It would make sense if he KNEW they’d been vibing and maybe even flirting a little in their painted spirit disguises… but he always knew that would all change as soon as she knew who he was.

Yes obviously I’m viewing this with a heavy Zutara bias but that’s the funnest way to watch the show, sue me

[bidulgie]

"Enjoy it all while you still can. You only get one try. Don't look back one day and regret how you did it."

Badger cereal fic art for the Graveyards series

[brabaxie]

Afterwork mood

[sakuravalenp]

No memory - DC x DP prompt

Danny is trying to lay low in the DCU. Then he gets kidnapped for his own summoning, along with a bunch of other people, and volunteers himself as a sacrifice to avoid anyone actually dying. His bad luck means the summoning was legit. He doesn’t really transform, but his eyes glow bright green, his hair has white glowing spots, and there is a spark around him. That's when people he has by now identified as this universe’s heroes/vigilantes finally arrive.

Now, Danny really doesn’t want to deal with questions in either form, but he is also basically homeless. So he figures out a way to maybe fall under these heroes’/vigilantes’ jurisdiction for a while without having to answer any questions:

He pretends to have complete amnesia.

Phantom goes back and forth with the heroes/vigilantes for about five sentences before pretending to get bored with them. Then he lets his ghostly traits mostly fade and lets Danny “fall unconscious” to the floor. The heroes/vigilantes are quick to check for injuries and his well-being, and when he “wakes up,” he acts confused and lost. He then proceeds to pretend he doesn’t remember anything other than his name, because he really would prefer to be called that. He is doing a damn good job with his acting, at least if the concerned faces are anything to go by.

Just to add some spice, and to make sure he is not handed over to whatever “looking out for people who have been in rogue attacks” system they have going on, Danny occasionally lets his ghostliness and powers bleed through.

[sakuravalenp]

When the heroes/vigilantes wonder why only his name stayed in his memory, they theorize that it's about some fae rules of how he never gave his name to Phantom, and that's something the entity can't take away.

[thatrandomsarahchick]

"He volunteered for the sacrifice which counts as giving everything away, and that's why he has no memories."

"Then why can he still remember his name?"

"Because he didn't give his name. That's a while different level of fae consent. It's probably the only thing that saved him."

"Would that extend to the rest of our world? It could explain why there's no documentation proving he exists."

"It's definitely likely. They would have tried to erase all traces of his identity, to tie him further into the fae realm."

If Danny is very new to this universe and hasn't done more than a basic research binge so far, he'll also be genuinely surprised when learning 'common knowledge' things, which will add to the authenticity of his act.

[nashrahirl]

guess who finally watched cinderella's castle 🔥🔥🔥

[brat-pack-it-up-boys]

Just watched descendants for the first time since I was 10.

My favorite part are the evil villain parents who are clearly in a polyamorous relationship

Because why are you all coparenting your 4 children together??

And living together???

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

I like to think that, in the batlantern/batfamily, Hal was only ever "Bruce's boyfriend" at first

Sure, he's funny and the old man is a little more tolerable because Hal is around to tamper down his temper on everyone's behalf, but the kids, for the most part, had only ever seen Hal as a fifo roommate who kisses their dad and has clearance just a level below their own

...until they got kidnapped in space.

They forgot who started it; but somehow with each person who got kidnapped in a rogue airship within the solar system, another two followed in an attempt to "rescue" them.

Now Dick, Jason, Damian, Tim and Cass were all comically suspended in cages, bickering about who gets to execute the rescue protocol and have to explain to Bruce why they're on an off-planet mission that he specifically blacklisted any heroes of their level to go on

Mid-bickering, the ship experiences trouble. The aliens are panicking, and they're all but ready to leverage the lives of their 5 young Earthling hostages to get out of the solar system aliev

And then there stood Hal Jordan, Greatest Green Lantern that Ever Lived, the Man Without Fear in all his furious glory

He starts speaking in tongues at the aliens, but the aura was very much giving "Give me back those kids and then FUCK OFF from MY solar system!"

The aliens are simpering apologies as they carefully free the kids under the discerning gaze of a clearly pissed off looking Green Lantern

Dick at least thought there would be a fight, but the aliens digressed.

"We apologize sincerely, Lantern Jordan. We did not know these were your children!"

"And if they weren't? Kidnapping them is fine? 😠 They're literally babies! It is not safe for them to be away from home for so long! 😤"

"Yes sir, we are so sorry now please do not make us all explode internally..."

Tim makes the mistake of coughing. COUGHING. It's just dust, he swears, but Hal goes livid and the cussing starts all over again because "THESE BABIES ARE CHRONICALLY ILL 🤬 HOW DARE YOU NOT EVEN SCAN YOUR HOSTAGES YOU GALACTIC AMATEURS"

And the kids are just... babies? We're Hal's babies? When did that happen?

Cut to them being inside of the Watchtower, guiltily eating Batburgers while Hal is on a call with the Lanterns of the next sector about how "MY BOYFRIEND'S KIDS GOT KIDNAPPED BECAUSE A PIRATE ENTITY TRESPASSED YOUR SECTOR INTO MINE 😰😠"

Bruce isn't doing anything.

Matter of fact, that man is figuring out how to give Hal a baby.

[lenacraft]

Ghost King Danny Au meets the Justice League where one of the members ask how they can completely get rid of a ghost (read: kill) and Danny just smiles as the room drops to freezing temperatures and the shadows stretch to impossible heights. Suddenly his eyes are too bright and his teeth too sharp and he says “I will tear your soul to shreds, don’t mess with my people. Okay?”

And they stammer out an okay, completely bewildered.

This is also a “Danny will throw down with any ghost causing trouble but he’ll also actively save them from anyone trying to kill (again) and experiment on them.” They’re his people too and he’s going to protect them.

[rynewartworks]

Visiting the Bat-cave

[ed00]

overqualified hero

funny prompt :

the justices League has scouted Danny and think he is a moderately experienced teen hero so offer him a spot on a teen team, Danny is all for this, having other teen friends with powers and more help.

the justices League is unaware of the scope and number of Dannys experience. He has stopped league level treats almost by himself, his hero career can stand with the likes of: batman and Superman. Most of it unseen by many, JLD know of some of his deeds but not who specifically. And not knowing how powerful and diverse he is. All this in a few years.

the teen team (I’m thinking young justice but anyone will do) find him a bit odd and awkward but a good team mate, vary good at field work, like really good. The more he opens up to them the more strange it becomes. Danny explains both too much and too little, Danny is oblivious to how strange his life is.