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when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language
I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..
“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”
“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”
“Yea man, that spiky shit!”
“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”
“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”
“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”
*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”
“Oohhhhh!”
“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”
Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP
“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” Albert Camus
SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.
DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM
FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE
ALWAYS.
I will always reblog this
It’s here again!!!!
EVERY. SINGLE. TUESDAY.
So funny story; I listen to music all night (like I have music going to whole fucking night yo. It helps me sleep or some shit, idk.) So at midnight I was still up and I was just scrolling through Tumblr when RIGHT AT FUCKING 12AM Heat Of The Moment stars blasting through my speakers and I’m just sat there like
It’s a SPN family rule to reblog on Tuesdays!
IT’S TUESDAYYYYY!
Here we go again, hehe. :D
Tuesday
Somebody posted this at like ten last night and I got my days all sorts of mixed up. I woke up this morning thinking it was Wednesday.
always reblog this on the most magnificent day know as Tuesday!
And at that day, I swear we were infinite
I’ve yet to find a gif of this moment, so i made my own.
mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”
Mine is: I got my drivers license!!! A new theory of relativity.
it’ll be good for christmas: a deep five into the human brain
Okie: Like You've Never Heard It Before
👍🏻: Like You've Never Heard It Before
R u in?: And other stuff you should know
No idea. Probably large. A deep dive into the human brain.
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning?
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K
Write. A. Book.
What if I did write a book
and the pages of that book
were made out of
laminated
paper towels
I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
“To get back to my body”
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im actually laughing so hard omg
end harpy shaming 2k18
harpy shaming
Reblogging for harpy
This abomination of a book is Reader for Hire by Raymond Jean, for those wondering…
dont talk to me unless is about julie molina and her three emotional support himbo ghosts
The members of the "I am bisexual in every way except canon" club
This is edited, because I screwed up and put Elenour from the Good place on here and people in the comments told me she is canon bi. So I replaced her with Stiles. I honestly have no idea how I forgot him, since he is a poster child for fanon bisexuals.
Edited:
In the wake of this getting 10.000 notes. Thank you so much for that by the way, I decided to include some more characters, suggested in the comments.
How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)
Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)
A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with
i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™
JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES
Omg. Its back.
So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing
it got better
I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???
@tralfazziod
#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg
This person knows what they’re talking about
Bless me.
This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.
Give us the irondick.
Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???
It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.
RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.
He’s got mostly naked before.
I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?
*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie
Viva le revoldicktion
*le gasp* ITS BACK!
This whole thread is amazing
if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist
You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.
I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.
Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!
The devil works hard …
but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder
rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked
he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”
Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.
Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists
THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN
The IRONDICK
LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER
And good bye *Screee*
Good god y'all are thirsty
thirsty and proud
HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange
“Superbus sitientique”
im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q
But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?
This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’
And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so
Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME
God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!
And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!
And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :
@incorrect-ironstrange
Emphasize on
IronStrange
As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome
I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!
I too demand Irondick!
This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.
I love it!
I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand
Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post
It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.
I hate it and love it.
i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me
If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!
TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..
Hoof….
That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.
This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.
It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime
God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again
Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post
Wtf is this
Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.
All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.
And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’
Always remember
Let us never give in in these trying times
Viva le revoldicktion
Let the Irondick live on
Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.
Irondick surviving the purge is the greatest news I could have received today ❤️
What… what is this???
just wanna take a moment to appreciate the tags
are you all that horny for tony’s dick like honestly
you ain’t stephen
you ain’t gonna get it
This is the longest and most hilarious text post I’ve seen on this site. Wish luck to you thirsty bitches
This post is soooo looongggg
The
Dick
This is the first time I’ve seen this and it is so much worse than I could imagine
This gives me 2012 tumblr supernatural era vibes and I live for it
how is this the first time i’ve seen this…
This is actually my first time seeing this post…Viva la Revoldicktion just broke my naked Tony virginity
Maybe somewhere in the Multiverse, the writers of Deadpool are listening and will slip us some Iron Dick eventually!!!
So long as the multiverse exists, Tony Stark can never truly die, and neither can the *deep breath*
IRONDICK
still no irondick, but…
…what about crop top armor and iron garter stockings?
What’s the point of life without freedom
What’s the point freedom without choice
What’s the point of choice if we’re not Heard
#iron dick 2020
I relinquish my atheism in honor of the iron dick. I will only go down to my knees for iron dick (and ironstrange tbh)
Praise the dick
@ellisper sent me this, and I agree with them, this is definitely a joke about how huge the irondick is. I agree.
Omg this post went a full round and now its
back ans THICCER THAN EVER
Make👏This👏Post👏as👏long👏as👏Tony👏Starks👏Dick👏
Y'ALL REALLY OUT HERE TESTING MARVEL, DISNEY, TUMBLR, AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR SOME DICK. i respect the grind.
“grind” you say? 👀👀
Its back… Its been so long
This is my first time seeing this post and it’s definitely one of the strangest things I remember seeing on this site.
three words: irondick arc reactor
You guys this is so close to 69000 notes! Please continue!
For the irondick!
Revoldicktion forever!
Its back on my dash after a year and half.
I’m Sad it took this long.
This took FOREVER to come back to my dash!!!!
this is the first time the irondick revolution has come to my dash. a lengendary post indeed. rumours of this i have heard, but never before have i seen with my very own eyes. ahhh
give us the irondick we deserve
This is an absurdly long post…
I love it
I witnessed it in its infancy, and I have now seen it grow into its prime. This post is glorious, and I pledge my allegiance to the revoldicktion.
this post had the audacity to show its face on my dash at 3am while i was weak and vulnerable. it tore me apart and all that was left was the knowledge that no matter what
the irondick shall reign supreme
I wish I was vulnerable to the irondick 🥵🥵
I love this. I love this so much. It started with a small protest, maybe some begging. It eventually grew into more. Not just a revolution, no wait, that’s not right, a revoldicktion. It’s so much more. Is it a religion or a cult? That does not matter. It blesses out dash, not curses it. Those of whom had devices of which the revoldicktion brought death to were not ready. Perhaps they never will be. But that does not hold true matter. What matters is if we are strong. If we are the ones who are ready. We all know if we are or not, however. The truth is, that it’s our secret. We’re always ready. We even have a motto. The motive is the only thing important. Those who oppose are naught but fools. They cannot stop us. Never. Superbus sitientique. Thirsty and proud.
I pledge my alliegence and undying support to the revoldicktion.
I love this post, and you all who add to it, 3000.
@stark-strange-love sent this over, so everyone thank them for their contribution
I keep seeing this.
And EVERY tiMe.!.!
it has a different last post?!?
It’s been 20 minutes???
Finally. Im.at the bottom so i can add something.
*inhales*
I Want The Irondick
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Did I make an entire blog just to post the iconic irondick? Yes. Yes I did.
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
This fucking this^^^
I’ve always loved this.
I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.
Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.
Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.
I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.
My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.
That guy was really a huge teddy bear.
My friend is tiny and she was at a concert when she was 15 or something and they were about to do a wall of death and she was right at the front. She started to realise this was not going to end well for her, but then this massive guy next to her picked her up and put her on his shoulders just as it began. After when she asked why, he said “if I didn’t pick you up you would have been crushed.” Metal men are nicer than most.
I think the rules for metal dudes are universal. 1. Look out for smaller people that could be hurt and help them. 2. If someone falls, help them up. 3. If you see anyone being a dick fucking pulverise them
If demons looked like demons Evil would be quite rare. It’s the demons dressed as angels For which we must beware.
Reblogging for that perfect last addition
hey you guys know what’s shitty!!!!
my ace/lesbian friend went to a pride festival today!!! im super happy for her!!!
the shitty part is that she left an hour in because she was scared of getting punched. for carrying an ace flag. at pride.
someone threatened her. at pride. because she was ace.
i dont wanna dabble in ~discourse~ but hey!!! maybe don’t make people scared of the community that should make them feel safe!!!! thats my hot take!!!!
rebelbaze delete challenge
If I catch anyone at pride making the event unsafe for anyone, they’re gonna catch these fucking hands. If I’ll throw down with protesters and terfs you bet I ain’t scared to defend people being harassed by gatekeepers.
imagine believing a lesbian should be assaulted at pride for not being visibly lesbian. imagine believing an asexual should be assaulted at pride for existing.
the stonewall inn flies the ace flag. stonewall itself supports aces.
ace people were around at the time of the riots as well
https://twitter.com/michaelwwaters/status/1134884208093159425
“I'm excited for discussion of Stonewall this month, and I think it's important to remember that people were actively identifying as asexual
If you don’t think ace people are part of the community feel free to shove it and never open your mouth again
“people would think she’s just there to tell people about her sexual attraction, which is not really appropriate for the event”
exclusionists stop literally reciting homophobic talking points challenge
Reminder that if you’re a fucking exclusionist, you’re officially excluded from my blog and also fuck you.
Why would anyone feel threatened by someone who doesn’t want to have sex with them? What the fuck is wrong with people?
Two weeks ago my roku decided to not recognize my internet as a thing and I’ve literally spent the past two weeks too depressed to try and fix it only to find out today at 11 pm that all I needed to do was unplug it and then plug it back in depression fucking sucks
you ain’t living if you don’t think about this video daily
a tiny boy🥴
Relatable
I just watched a tv show where one kid said he was “Wikepedia smart” and I’ve never related to anything more in my entire life.
People Fucking Suck
I hate complaining about work because people have their days but today at work (I work at a bookstore) this older lady comes up and tries to chat with me about the book she’s buying. I’ve never heard of the author so it’s pretty one-sided. Apparently he is also a public speaker presumably about political beliefs because she then goes. “You probably don’t know him all you millennials are liberal anyway. You’ll fix that when you get older and smarter anyway.” And first of all. I’m not a millennial. I’m a few years too young for that. Second of all I don’t care much for politics so maybe that’s the reason I don’t know this author. Third of all don’t assume my political beliefs even if you are right. And finally what the fuck. Being conservative doesn’t make you smarter. Stop rubbing your personal beliefs onto everyone else.
I think we should start putting less pressure on gay people to ‘come out’ and more pressure on straight people to stop assuming everyone’s sexuality is fucking straight
Can I reblog this forever?