Heated Rivalry + Textposts 31/?
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Heated Rivalry + Textposts 31/?
Good luck have fun don't die is really really good and I'm going to need the 4 hour long theory analysis videos to start rolling in
[spoilers ahead]
The very meta way they used the idea of escapism was very interesting to me. Within the world of the movie, obviously escapism is a big theme. Not just through the endless scrolling on the phone or being permanently hooked up to headset but cloning your child to escape the grief of losing him to a school shooter. But in the more meta way, I mean why else to see a movie than to escape life for a few hours. And then within the first quarter of the movie we have a montage of police officers killing innocent people and a school shooting where one of the main characters loses her son. And the time traveler is telling the ordinary people in the diner that the world is going to shit but you can help save it if you get your head out of your phone and the movie tells the audience the world is going to shit but you can help save it if you get your head out of your phone
Anyway I have many more thoughts about this movie. I feel like I need to watch it 5 times and be able to pause it every few minutes but those are my initial thoughts
10/10 made me want to throw my phone in a lake
one thing I really love about Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die is that it understands that AI is fucking stupid. I've seen some criticism that the film is trivializing the issue, and I'm like no, that's the point. its being treated with exactly the amount of respect it deserves. The horse cock cumming glitter is good, actually.
it’s fun to stay at the Y
YOUNG MAN
THERES NO
It’s fun to stayy at the Y
UONG MAN
MOTHMAN
STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN
Jackie is aware that Hayden is continuing to be a dick about Ilya, and she's kind of at a loss about how to deal with it, because he won't listen to her. Or he does, but only for a little while and then he snaps back into his weird intense disapproval. (She is honestly terrified about what is going to happen when their girls bring someone home if this is some kind of foreshadowing. It's both "no one is good enough for him" and "stop stealing my things" and all of it is bad and infantilizing of a man who is basically their age)
She's not surprised to get a phone call from Shane after the two of them were supposed to meet for lunch. She sighs down the phone line. The nanny has the kids at the park, so she's just been clicking through some options for dinner on her phone. "Hey Shane. I'm guessing it didn't go well."
"He called Ilya a fuck boy who doesn't know how good he has it before we got our food." Shane says. His tone is fighting for evenness, but she can hear his frustration and actual hurt underneath.
I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.
“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?
The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third
I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it
Holy Shit
ilya happy trail and bush ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
"who do you self insert as when you read?"
This is me when I read:
So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon
#This is the representation I’ve been looking for
So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon
#This is the representation I’ve been looking for
I think more people would benefit from my dad’s go to advice: “show up, and pay attention”
Work, friendships, relationships, etc. — all of them will be improved if you just show up and pay attention.
Show up: follow through on commitments, be present rather than distracted, keep your word
Pay attention: take notes, listen when people talk, do what you need to do to remember tasks you’ve been given, READ YOUR DAMN EMAILS
And before tumblr tumblrs, I also have undiagnosed ADHD and probably autism and “just” showing up and paying attention often takes a bit of extra effort for me. But I’m also the most recent addition to my team at work and also somehow the only one who is both on top of my shit and still only giving like 60%-70%.
I do have one warning though: once you start showing up and paying attention, you will be frustrated by how many people aren’t doing that. But hey, your boss will love you and you might even get a raise out of it.
My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying
Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"
4 year old me: why must we do this
Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"
4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect
this^ gif choice is even more perfect cause the moment immediately after looks like this:
yeah sure. crazy gay destiel sex be upon ye i guess happy pride
yeah sure. crazy gay
destiel sex be upon ye
i guess happy pride
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
shane's face after ilya picks him up my god he's so turned on. this guy is 200lbs of pure muscle he follows a diet other professional athletes have never even heard of and spends half his life in the gym, the other half muscling big strong hockey players out the way to get to a puck. and ilya just lifted him right off the ground and is ferrying him over to the bed where he Is Going To Fuck Him. my sweet steaming-engine-brain shane has never blanked so hard in his life. he's barely a person in this moment he is just Hormone
#if you are a person who is not little and have ever been picked up easily by a partner for the first time in your life... u get it