please read my rules before requesting by the way!! just for no confusion but i’m open to most things :)
Requests: CLOSED (_ _).｡o○
fandoms i write for:
-anime/manga fandoms only: demon slayer, my hero academia, one piece, hunter x hunter, bungo stray dogs, saiki k, mob psycho 100, Black Butler, Blue Lock, Fairy Tail, Ouran Highschool Host Club (new)
(I don’t know all the Blue Lock characters, I haven’t read the manga. Same for Fairy tail and OHSHC, except I just haven’t finished the anime’s)
(Fire force, Assassination Classroom and God of High School will be added when I finish watching! <3)
donts:
-proship, character x oc, hate/judge me or others on this account, nsfw, homophobia (unless requesting fluff or comfort from character because of homophobic parents), pregnant reader, racism, suicide, self harm, (heavy) angst, holidays (i don’t celebrate any so I don’t feel comfortable writing for it), drinking or smoking (never done it so I don’t have any knowledge about it—plus I don’t feel comfortable with writing for it) etc the typical
do’s:
pretty much anything else, i’m pretty accepting: fluff, sfw, platonic, romantic, character x matchup, character x character if i like the ship (I don’t ship many tho), random/general headcanons, request as much as you want (don’t spam the same one tho), poc/black reader, male reader, amab/afab, trans reader, chubby reader, tall reader, short reader, glasses reader, character x reader similar to [character], fluff prompt hcs
I have a mini series called ‘character’s kisses’ where if you request for example: “Luffy’s kisses” I’ll do headcanons of his kisses and what I’d think they’d be like! :)
platonic/romantic hcs
general hcs
x ____ (unique type) reader
character x matchup!
Authors notes:
i don’t do many au’s unless i like them (I’d most likely do modern au’s or character survived au, Portgas D. Ace for example), same with ships. But don’t be afraid to req I might say no I might say yes
only fluff, adult or not there’s plenty of nsfw acc
i only do certain polys (but don’t be afraid to req one!)
there are some spoilers on this acc :P (I always put a warning, if it’s a big or small spoiler, and what part of the anime)
sfw only don’t req anything else i won’t do it (kissing/making out is 👌)
safe place for minors since this a sfw acc
for the record I will prioritize requests and random impulses to write something over the list i made so if you really wanna see something just ask me- don’t wait around idk how long it’ll take😭
sometimes I leave randomly, usually due to mental or personal reasons, if I ever wanted to permanently stop writing, I’d say something, so don’t worry <33
don’t be afraid to req a character from an anime not listed here, i know way more anime’s than that, those i are just the characters i feel i’d write best for
don’t be afraid to req :)
how to get blocked:
don’t be a pain: again—judging me or others, anything in the donts, spamming (i ask of you, be patient when sending in a req, some days I simply don’t feel like writing and that’s okay, so again I ask you to accept this <3), etc
Masterlists:
Masterlist
Masterlist part 2
List of characters I want to write for eventually:
HOW I THINK SHE WOULD ANSWER A B DAY QUESTIONNAIRE FOR SHAKKY’S SOUL DAY
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I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHAKKY MY MUSE
(it’s always the character you love so much and dearly that you never talk abt 😭
1. if you could have a famous pirate join your birthday party who would it be and why?
luffy and his crew because i think they’d make it more lively
2. what the most memorable or funny b day gift you’ve ever gotten
a singing starfish show hatchan put on for me when he was a kid
3. if you could magically acquire a new skill or talent for your b day what would it be
if only you’d said magic skill, then i’d say to make drinks from thin air. oh well, then i’d say to be a fast learner. now i can learn more than just one skill 😉
4. what’s your favorite b day tradition you look forward to every year
drinking~
5. what’s the most unusual b day cake you’ve ever seen or had
hmm..the one me and hatchan made together one year
6. what’s the funniest or weirdest b day wish you’ve ever made when blowing out the candles?
well it might sound funny to others but i was completely serious. i wished for a bunch of people to come to my bar with a ton of money in their pockets. so i could rip them off or take money they don’t own me.
7. if you had to write a funny b day song what would some of the lyrics be
today is my birthday, so give me your money. you may be laughing, soon you’ll see it’s not funny. i’ll beat you up, take your money and get even richer. bring a friend for me to rob, a relief pitcher.
8. if money wasn’t an issue, what would you do next year?
oh that’s a good question. money’s not a issue really, though. make more money, drink more whiskey.
9. if you could have a b day with unlimited resources, what would you have?
whiskey. oh and cigarettes.
10. what are you most proud of this year/b day
living again. and i suppose helping monkey-chan too.
WHAT I THINK THEY WOULD RATE DIFFERENT GIFTS OUT OF 10 FOR LUFFY AND GON’S SHARED 🙌 SOUL DAY 🙌
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it’s kinda funny how the vibe of those two emojis go together in a mix match socks kinda way 😂😂
LUFFY
tech gadgets 6/10 (doesn’t know what to do with it much so he might give it to usopp or franky, the alternative option is to make his own creations in which he would now LOVE the gadgets 😊 he made wacky figures of everyone)
cozy clothes 4/10 (not much into practical gifts as he is fun ones, but don’t get me wrong he still likes clothes 👍)
house shoes 4/10 (finds them cozy but still prefers fun gifts, does wear them tho)
jewelry (i assume we’re talking about men’s jewelry, he would love chains and stuff like that because he’s a pirate + we’ve seen him wear them in official art)
a vacuum 2/10 (unless he makes a game out of playing with it, which he will he’s not very interested)
gourmet food 10/10 (10/10)
‘reasons i love you’ messages in a wooden box 8/10 (finds it sweet, but let’s be honest he’d still prefer some stupid cool robo ray gun or smth)
night light/lamps 3/10 (if it has stars/patterns n what not it’d get a much higher rating 7/10)
karaoke set 10/10
den den mushi camera 9/10 (taking pictures of everything out of boredom, he’ll be the crew’s captain and photographer atp 😂 nami temporarily revokes it after he annoys her with it enough)
candles 1/10 (what’s he supposed to do with this? if they smell good nice i guess. if it’s a food candle he’ll just want to eat it)
throw blankets 2/10 (his blanket always comes off in the middle of the night anyway so it doesn’t matter much 😭 if robin made it though he’d love it a lot more, 9/10)
essential oils/skincare 0/10 (LOL the first 0, he doesn’t even wanna shower like that [if he wanted to he would] why would he do skin care?)
mug warmers 0/10 does (he even have a mug?)
coasters 0/10 (bro)
coffee machine 1/10 (i don’t think he likes coffee much, will probably give it to sanji or nami and robin)
gardening tools 0/10 (gives it to robin, nami and usopp, or it could be a 5/10 if he decides to play with them 😂)
money 10/10 (he will buy food. and random things he thinks are fun)
flowers 0/10 (gives to robin)
coloring book 10/10 (w gift. he usopp and chopper share, they bicker over who colors what)
bike 10/10 (will especially love it if it’s unique/has a unique build)
spa vouchers 1/10 (1/10 initially. if he doesn’t give it to nami and robin then they convince him to go and he enjoys himself decently there, so 7/10)
movie tickets 6/10 (depends on what movie)
action figures 10/10
lego sets 10/10
tabletop games 9.5/10 (our first .5 lol)
books 0/10 (unless robin tries to regift him the rainbow mist book 😏)
a designer bag 3/10 (depending on the look and whether it’s girly or cool he might like it and wear it around lol)
a wallet 1/10 (nami does not let him hold money)
sketchbook 10/10 (finds it enjoyable to doodle, usopp and chopper join him again)
fancy cup 0/10 or 10/10 (lol our first double rating, depends on what it looks like, refer to 28)
perfume 0/10 (strictly)
cooking classes 10/10 (he’ll enjoy himself but the teacher will not)
high quality bed sheets 0/10 (he slept on a hammock on merry and he doesn’t care for new things in this sense anyway. at most will play with it and make a pillow fort, then 10/10)
new towels 0/10 (read above)
roller skates 10/10 (has fun but still sucks at it)
skateboard 10/10 (read above, only i think he’d be slightly better at skateboarding)
painting equipment 10/10 (well, he has fun. but the beating he took from nami because he got paint everywhere wasn’t)
high quality pillow case 0/10 (reread 35)
a handheld massager 8/10 (finds it relaxing surprisingly, eventually ends up playing with it too. chasing usopp and chopper around with it)
alarm clock 0/10 (he is the alarm clock)
GON
tech gadgets 5/10 (depends on what kind, and what they’re for)
cozy clothes 10/10 (is grateful! not that he ever changes..)
house shoes 10/10 (read above, except he just doesn’t wear them often bc he doesn’t often have a consistent place to stay)
jewelry (again assuming men’s jewelry, he doesn’t wear much jewelry but won’t decline!)
a vacuum 0/10 (lol he’ll say thanks but won’t tell you he’ll probably never use it. to be fair he travels too much to need one)
gourmet food 10/10 (who could say no to this though?)
‘reasons i love you’ in a wooden box messages 10/10 (finds it very sweet!)
night light/lamps 3/10 (can’t use it much but when he gets to he does! bonus if it has the patterns n stars n stuff)
karaoke set 10/10 (has fun with it!)
camera/polaroid 10/10 (he uses it often!)
candles 6/10 (likes them if he likes the scent because he has an acute nose, not really a candle guy though. still says thanks and is grateful!)
throw blankets 8/10 (always good to be warm)
essential oils/skincare 5/10 (about the same as 11, only he probably plays in it with killua the day you give it to him and has no more of it. better than him never using it though 🤭😂🤷♀️)
mug warmers 0/10 (doesn’t really have any mugs that he carries on him)
coasters 0/10 (read above)
coffee machine 0/10 (where is he gonna store it?)
gardening tools 0/10 (doesn’t know how to garden, not a flower connoisseurs, and again, where is he gonna store it?)
money 10/10 (‘thanks!’ proceeds to spend it on 1 thing he needs, a bunch of things he wants and food)
flowers 4/10 (thinks it’s thoughtful but still not a flower connoisseur. he keeps them tho!!)
coloring book 10/10 (him and killua finish it in one day)
bike 10/10 (this is actually quite useful! and fun for when he’s bored. now how is he gonna haul it around…)
spa vouchers 10/10 (sees the value and is happy to relax)
movie tickets 10/10 (depends on the movie but still)
action figures 10/10 (he’s not really a toy type of guy but he’s not not a toy type of guy either)
lego sets 10/10
tabletop games 10/10
books 8/10 (depends on what their about/how useful they are. may give them to kurapika 😆)
a designer bag 7/10 (if it’s cool and not girly. still gonna stick with his bag from home tho)
a wallet 6.5/10 (idk if he would already have one or not. he has a lot a money and then spends it all/runs out. rinse and repeat. so it would come in handy when he does have that money)
sketchbook 8.5/10 (not a big artist but enjoys doodling in it. him and killua make lots of funny drawings. they run up the paper in 2-3 days max)
a fancy cup 3/10 (thanks? now he has something for the mug warmers and coasters i guess..😅)
perfume 0/10
cooking classes 5/10 (not very good at it but finds it fun)
high quality bed sheets 0/10 (doesn’t need em? he travels too much)
new towels 0/10 (may come in handy but it’s kinda oddly specific. could very well never get used bc of how specific it is)
rollerskates 10/10 (really wobbly and crashes a lot, has a blast anyway)
skateboard 10/10 (now he has one and can skate with killua! :D)
painting equipment 4/10 (not a huge painter but it’s fun for the day. him and killua use up all the paint within said day)
a high quality pillow case 0/10 (reread 34)
a handheld massager (actually probably could store this one, and the main 4 could use it on each other. it would constantly need batteries bc he and killua keep playing with it. and leorio uses it the most)
an alarm clock 1/10 (should probably use it, doesn’t want to..won’t tell you that tho)
Can i ask for the phantom troupe with a reader that's fucking powerful like deadly powerful but is half cat and is always cheerful around them like you pet them or like give them head scratches they'll melt into a whole river and become so happy, thank uuu
LOLL!! sure! this is cute and fluffy and so is the reader!! :DD
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btw i left what type of cat you are up to you :)
im gonna write them all together bc you didn’t specify any characters in specific :P
these exclude hisoka and include illumi!! (i honestly didn’t know what to do abt kalluto bc idk if reader is an adult or would be a kid for his section of the hcs so) kalluto is also excluded!!
these are gn :3 (bc no gender was specified)
chrollo first!
alr now you being powerful is certainly the most obvious reason he wanted you to join. we all know that man’s insatiable hunger for it. which is lowk not talked abt enough bc he’s so low key w it. but hey moving on 🤣 whatever your power is whether it’s raw strength, powerful cat like abilities or something that has nothing to do with you being a cat at all, it sure caught his attention and made a whopping first impression 😼 cheetu=fraud reader=goat 🐐💪 however whatever the circumstances may be, it was enough to make him offer you a position instead of stealing the ability entirely. maybe it’s not even a nen ability, or that both your nen and cat abilities are separate so to lose one would half said power. bonus if they go hand in hand. although ultimately, something convinced him not to hit a snatch n run, and to just recruit you. 🤷♀️😂 so! new silly cat friend, acquired ☺️
now the troupe isn’t always assembled, and as we know when they do it’s before a mission, thus, the first impression they have of you outside of your first encounter and joining is you in combat. and boy is that something! since the first time he saw you fight he’s been itching to see you do it again! not really, but he was interested enough to watch you since you just so happened to be in his group for this heist. his inquisitive way of thinking just won’t let him go without understanding your capabilities/nen ability. he absolutely LOVES fascinating things. well, that’s not really the right word, he’s fascinated by fascinating things, but that just sounds stupid now doesn’t it. well anyway, (😂) its confirmed to him that his instincts were on point with recruiting you when he sees how you fight and that it was definitely the right choice! having another high level threat member on the troupe is never a bad idea :D not when people send literal entire mafia’s to kill you. or at least try 😭
now you being naturally half cat is another thing that makes him curious about you. now you can come up with your first interaction, but if it was you being friendly/chilling and then fighting, or vice versa, i’d say that was all he needed to know to invite you to the gang. chrollo: “perfect give me 15 of them” (or however it goes LOL) i say he’d be interested in recruiting you if you’re calm (or at least reasonable) because then he can actually hold a conversation with you that will go somewhere as far as him getting the info he wants. aka what he needs to know to persuade you to join. or if he has to at all, like if you’re a happy go lucky cat and will just go “okay!” first impressions are everything after all, he wants to make his get on your positive side, as you certainly have. or at least his intrigued one! 🤣
after he sees you fight (or whenever you want this to happens lol, you choose) he’s very curious as to what you can do! even outside of fighting, as a cat, abilities you’ve trained, are you combat savy or rely on your nen? where, or rather whom did you learn nen from? did you take the hunter exam? or maybe you grew up on some uncharted island where everyone is half cat! perhaps? he’s truly and deeply theorizing about your identity. which leads me to my next point! why/how are you half cat? how did you come to be if you weren’t born that way? was it normal to you for everyone to be half cat, and then you came and discovered everyone else wasn’t? or were you raised by a human. and yes he does ask you all this. by the way you’re such a happy bean he feels it wouldn’t anger you, and he’s not forcing you to answer anyway! plus he’s your boss now, and there is no fighting amongst the troupe regardless, so there wouldn’t be much to do even if it did. 😆
always being cheerful doesn’t make or break anything with him really! his members have all different personalities, and if he didn’t think he could handle yours you wouldn’t be in the troupe! not to mention he could kick you out and take your ability if it really got on his nerves. (though he’d have to be calculated seeing as though you’re not going down without a well fought fight! 😃😁) but there’s no way it could 🤗 because your a lil sweetie pie <33 yep, as long as your personality doesn’t hinder your ability to kill or commit crimes…it’s whatever man! sooo..i no longer have anything to put for this section but, here! you cutie!: 🌸 for you :3
im not sure how chrollo would even come across discovering that you like pets and head scritches. he’s not the type to initiate that kind of thing, but if you kind of just instinctively lean your head towards him to pet him i’m sure he figure out “oh, that’s a natural response isn’t it? they still have instincts to be pet?” but wouldn’t bring his hand up to pat you. now if you took his hand and kind of set it on top of your head he wouldn’t really stop you, just kind of find it almost? amusing? you’d have to make his hand do the movements to pet you but hopefully that’ll be satisfying enough? 😭🤣 he kind of just lets you do your thing, and watches. yes, watching as you make him pet you, hilarious 😂 he observes you melting, but doesn’t really find a need to note it or anything. he mostly has interest in your combat abilities. but he won’t take this away from you. 😭 (😂)
nobunaga next!
being powerful is something he definitely acknowledges about you when you make a first impression on him (intentional or not). he trusts chrollo’s judgement, and his own, as well as his own two eyes! he saw first hand how powerful you are and he’ll immediately want you in the troupe with those abilities! i say so, so confidently because he literally tried to recruit gon and killua, who were likely to be associated with “the chain user” (🤫) so he’d be just fine recruiting a strong stranger too. surely he will! he’d kinda find it funny/be confused on how a cat learned nen, but i guess you’re half human too 🤣🤣 you must have a whole kitty tribe then! (😭😂😂) ‘are you all this powerful? where do you rank among them? are you one of the strongest? if not even the lower end of the little kitty tribe is pretty strong huh?’ having cat like abilities that go with your nen or fighting style will make him believe you’re from some sort of cat island even further (don’t let him hear chrollo thinks the same or he’ll be convinced of it). hey, as a nen user you hear about a lot more unusual things than an average joe, a magic superpower to harness your aura exists, surely “cat island” does!
getting further into combat he’d love to spar with you! and test your real strength! especially since the troupe’s numbers isn’t ranked off their physical strength, as we can see with with uvogin at 11 😉 how does he know whoever you were fighting wasn’t just fodder? he’s gotta test it for himself! speaking of uvo you can’t convince me he wouldn’t want to join. which is an alternative route i can see, them NOT underestimating you whatsoever in fact wanting to fight you 2v1 😼💪 which i’m sure they quickly figure out you’re so strong you could join them and become a little mayhem murder trio if you wanted to :) they could call you “triple trouble time” LOL that’s so ridiculous but i love it (pls do join them, DO IT FOR THE NICKNAME!! >O<) or you could very well be a lone cat! you do your job so well you’re entrusted with killing most the guys in the way while they complete the mission! :D (hey, they said WHILE they complete the mission! save some fun for them! >:T)
now as a cat you’re probably really fast, just naturally. so while you’re still mid fight he likely doesn’t see your ear or tail deliberately until you pause. and then when he gets a clear view he goes ‘a cat person?’ LOL nooo, not the “crazy4cats” type, the “i AM the cat >:)” type 😜😂 first of all, he wonders what someone did to provoke a literal cat—touch your tail or something? (yes at first he thinks you have cat brain and not so much human, only being one—or rather half—physically. little does bro know..you DO have cat brain, you just have to be kind enough to unlock it 🤣🤣) until he closer observes the fight to see you have some serious battle IQ. now, in anime logic you don’t have to be book smart to be street smart, which i don’t know how true that is irl seeing as though i’m not a killer thief OR nen user- (HAHAH) but!! back to what i was saying it- could be that you’re just a cat that knows how to fight (like they all do 😂). upon the fight ending, he watches your body language and the way you seem to make decisions/think and realizes how humanoid you do so. congrats, you’re now officially, human cat.💥🎉 (yeah sure what an upgrade 😭 guess it’s not like it’s not true)
now that he’s finished analyzing you, we must address the question that he’s been wondering about since he saw you land that finisher on your opponent—what else can you do? and how does your powers work?? is that kind of nen only accessible to cat people or something?? your nen capacity is crazy! or maybe it’s just because bigger cats are naturally stronger, so you are? is there even a method behind this madness?? orrr…are you just going to meow in response? (dw yes that was sarcasm 🤣) can you speak animal though? like can you talk to other full cats? or does your people speak the hunter hunter language? how far back does your race go?? have you been around longer than humans?? matter of fact, how old are you? MATTER OF FACT—DO YOU HAVE 9 LIVES???
now for the questions that have been ACTUALLY bogging his mind the whole time—why, and HOW are you half cat? how did you come to be and is there more of you? do you even know if there’s more of you? could you have been born apart? have you ever tried looking for other cat people? wait!! is there dog people to?! and are they your mortal enemies?! no- i get it now!! the dog people, your arch nemesis’s amongst generations, slayed your entire tribe one night with a sneak attack! and now you’re out to avenge them by taking out all the dog people! so did that guy you were fighting have a dog tail and ears?? you know it’s funny that this happened to you since he quite literally put someone else in that exact same predicament..🤔 (nobu you’re starting to sound like PHINKS with that dumb ahh theory 😭😭 it’s giving when phinks got punched for telling kurapika he hurt gon and killua when his BOSS was hostage and he had to call back and say “sorry i was lying” 🗿 like that’s the goofiness this gives 😭)
always being cheerful isn’t too surprising. cats are either happy lovey baby or the bully that lives in your house. you, my friend, are both! :) and by that i mean you’re seen as the bully from your enemies/opponents pov by they way you just do NOT give them no chance to stand up, fight back or even BREATHE- (bro is pitou’s long lost cousin 🤣🤣🤣 wait this joke is actually so hilarious because of how perfectly it fits) and to your people/the troupe you’re ofc the happy lovey baby 🥰😊 nobu is pretty much cool with it, it seems harder to anger him if you have a happier personality imo bc we mostly see him get triggered by more teasing personalities. 😂😂 + the fact that you’re happy go lucky persona doesn’t wave out your ability to fight is really good. that way you’re logical/easy to work with and also very powerful, capable and reliable for missions and combat! those attributes are truly valuable within the troupe bc there are a handful of members that are most certainly meatheads 🤦 (he’s kinda one of em..)
wanting pets and head scritches makes sense to him because you’re a cat buuuut he’s not reallyyyyyyy, asaaaaaaa…affectionate! (is the word he’s looking for) type of guy. soooo you leaning in to him…asking for pets. it’s kinda. i mean you’re still half human yk? is that not? that doesn’t matter when you want pets or something?? 😭 (🗿) looks like you DO, have…cat brain. 😀 just..not in the way he expected??? i genuinely don’t know how you would manage to convince nobu to pet you, if you even can/do/try, BUT!! if you do—and you melt, he’ll just kinda 🤷♀️ let you lay in his lap and chill there for a little while :) have fun purring with your scritchies 🥰☺️ oh, well now i kinda wanna talk about that! :D briefly anyway—if you start purring! it’ll kinda shock and confuse him at first, he really can’t grasp how much of you is human and how much is, cat. (😂🤣) so he might raise his hand and stop petting for a bit, staring down at you in shock. he’d only remember to keep going if you give him some kind of que. and he will go back, only with this emoji slapped on his face for the rest of the pets: 🤨
feitan turn!
you being powerful and having chrollo’s approval? that’s all he needs to be okay with you really. as far as joining i mean. he’s pretty opinionated, but won’t go against his loyalty for chrollo regardless. chrollo trusts you? so does he. to be fair i don’t think he could be scared of anyone let alone a cat person. keepin it honest 🤷♀️ he wouldn’t underestimate you though. he seen first hand what you can do and you’re clearly the real deal. that’s a pretty lucky first impression for the troupe and especially feitan. he’s not so quick to think of people as more than a nobody/in his way if not a troupe member already. but you’re so strong you (probably unintentionally) proved yourself strong enough to get in!! now that’s a feat!! bonus if you’re not from meteor. it seems like most are and if not than a rugged background. if you truly do live on cat island i would be surprised if you didn’t train martial arts or something.
elaborating on combat, he’s been shown, and basically all the other members, to take an interest in what other people’s abilities are and how they work. more specifically with others in the troupe, but anything that stands out is fun (to fight/watch). and if it proves useful and not just brutally powerful? 😉👌 complex but simple or straight up complex (with powerful reasoning) one’s are the most interesting to him. and if you have one like that he’d enjoy watching you fight. if it causes your opponent lots of pain and suffering too? now this is just a masterpiece. 😌 keep terrorizing people lil kitty ☺️ you’re doing a great job 👏 (even if it’s just your abilities/strength as a cat 😄) cat abilities that work in tandem with your nen is something he would view as lucky. not because he wasn’t to be a cat (🗿) but because it would have to be slightly specific in order for that to work out. like if you’re a manipulator and your ability works well with xyz cat ability, it’s pretty lucky you were born a manipulator wasn’t it? with how powerful you are, and nen/abilities that is likely very versatile, he’d be confused if you aren’t a specialist.
being half cat is the strangest part to him. are you a chimera ant? that question will certainly pop up during that arc- 😂 you might even have to prove it somehow just to make sure you’re loyal. they don’t really mess with them like that after they invaded their home tryna take over 😶 next he would simply wonder/question why you have them, ears and tail i mean. like yeah you’re half cat but?? how? and why? what do you’re parents look like then? do they look more cat then you do 🤨 what’s going on here? and why? before that though on his mind is what abilities you have that may be useful to the troupe—as far as outside of combat. like can you remember scents? do you have that insane flexibility? perhaps it could allow for stealth! should need be anyway :) it’s always more fun and easier to bust in the front door and kill everybody 😏 still! 🤷♀️ …hey! maybe you can track down the chain user! you should be able to smell him on one of your fellow members, follow his scent and use that elastic like talent of yours to not get caught! alright! report back when you’ve eyes on the target! 🫡😼👋
so yeah he’s pretty interested in what can you can do. he’ll even ask shal “what else can cats do?” just to ask you and see if you can do it. and if you don’t know why not run an experiment to see if you can? seeing as though reader is cheerful i’m pretty sure you wouldn’t be against it. and he knows he can’t and isn’t out of his mind to the point where he would torture other members, so it’d be a genuine assessment out of curiosity! what’s your max jump height? what about speed? can you eat certain foods raw? (etc :3) this is more likely to happen outside of when everyone is called to meet up, because those are for missions—not cat testing 😭😂 he’s interested in your background, but won’t push or really try the matter. if he finds out he just does, if not, alr. sure it shapes your character, and might explain some things, but it’s not that deep to him. he’s more interested in what’s the thickest metal/object you can slice through if you have (possibly retractable) cat claws. (or nails)
why/how are you half cat/how you came to be/is there more of you, and do you even know if there are any, are all questions that come up. whether he asks them or not is give or take. he may ask some and not others. after a minute of you being in the troupe he’s more likely to ask when it’s relevant in the moment. but at this point his curiosity has been satiated. especially with all those experiments he ran LOL 😂 he pretty much/probably got most the answers he wanted to know more than others purely from that! which gives me an idea for the pets n scritches section, but i’m saving that! no spoilers!! >:3
being cheerful isn’t something he cares about so dang it feitan how am i gonna write this? you’re gonna be the only one with this tiny little section and all the feitan stan’s are gonna be mad INCLUDING ME because you had to get skimped on just because you wanna be NONCHALANT FINAL BOSS 🙄😒😤✋ well, let me actually try..as i said it wouldn’t much matter. he knows you’re strong and you’re more than capable of completing at least combat based missions, just don’t let your bubbly personality get in the way or ruin them. one thing i think is that he wouldn’t be able to tolerate a happy go lucky AND airheaded reader. like shizuku isn’t really an airhead she just has bad memory, but her calm personality balances her character out. whereas happy go lucky + stupid is the typical annoying cheery anime girl that literally no one likes. although i’m sure that’s not you. and if it is..we’ll you’re already in the troupe, and for a powerful ability i think they could tolerate you as long as you only do your job and leave 😁😭 so yeah just don’t screw up you’re missions and personality doesn’t really matter to him. yippie it didn’t turn out super ultra short!! party with meeee ^^ (🪩👯♀️👯🪅🎉)
alrrr now for the pets/head scritches that we’ve both been waiting for!! at first i thought this section wasn’t gonna be as interesting with fei bc i thought i was just gonna write abt how he absolutely would not want to give you any kind of pets or scratchies 😔 but now i get to write about the only exception and further explanation of why you may have done the experiments!!! 😆 spoiler: it’s for headpats!! yes he does give you a few for a few seconds after you finish an experiment >:} it’s a win win! don’t even get me started if you have a more cat like brain, or simply accept scritchies as a form of payment 😂😂 (at least from the troupe anyway. i could totally see feitan being the one to have discovered this too 😂😭) but if you don’t go along with the experiments yes back to the original concept you’re not getting nothing. he’s not an affectionate guy and he sees no reason to be. plus you’re still half human so that makes it even weirder. not that he cares much about weirdness, but he’d muuuch rather be making someone scream in agony than purr in pure bliss..🤨🗿
going back to the test run scenario for the hcs of you melting, he probably won’t find out you even melt until i don’t even know if he will. simply because he never gives you any pets long enough for you to get comfortable. he stands there and you stand there, he rubs your head for a few secs, and then he goes and reads his book. he’s not giving more than required in order for you to do the trials 😂 but rolling with a scene that he does discover you melt……..he’d still take his hand away a few seconds later. (big shock there 😳) he doesn’t have that human urge to pet things as most do. we all know what he has, and its no where near pleasant like scratchies… so that’s probably for the best! not that he’d do anything anyway, but still :P he notices that you melted, but that’s not an unintentional test result he cares about or will ever use 🤷♀️ (oh yeah party time 👯♀️👯) (why?? because it’s always party time..)
machi
being powerful isn’t too surprising to machi, what does surprise her however is not only her bosses interest in you but also the fact that she has a hunch that there’s more to you than meets the eye/this is a good idea. (aka troupe upscale 😈🍷) i say chrollo’s interest in you surprises her because she was one of the ones to vote gon and killua not to say i’m pretty sure. and he doesn’t want to take your ability, he wants you to join. i don’t think we know their recruiting process exactly, but i doubt chrollo is going around handing out the opportunity himself. or even the other members, so the fact that he saw you, most likely fighting, once and said “yep i want this one” is darn impressive. whatever you do, whether you dabble with weapons, nen, martial arts or cat powers (LOL) you’re apparently pretty good with it! and that’s an extremely understated understatement :)
i think i mentioned this, again all of the troupe members aspear quite curious as to what others (specifically strong people with unique powers) nen is and how it works. so while machi sees you fight for the first time, first impression, after you’re recruited, etc, she’s pretty stunned! and trust it takes a lot to get her that way. she’s highly intelligent, and skilled. she’s the only reason we know how hisoka beat redestro! (or whatever his name was, the tiger guy from heavens arena) it was from her break down that we even got what happened ourselves, and it’s well known how skilled hisoka is. thus the fact that she’s baffled by your combat style is baffling in itself! bonus if you have multiple, like cat abilities and a weapon. or cat abilities a weapon and nen! ouu what a deadly combo 😯 go kitty go!! if there’s something she doesn’t understand about your nen (especially if you use an ability you have since you’re a cat and she mistakes it for nen/is confused because of how well you blend it together) or general fighting style she’ll ask you afterwards. in this case more so if you’ve already joined the troupe. otherwise she’ll just be hoping you aren’t an enemy they’ll have to deal with later on this heist.
half cat reader quite confused her and yet she’s also interested. lets assume you’re in the troupe by now, there’s no way she’s going long without questioning you about your ears and tail. ohhh imagine if reader could hide their ears and tail too!! then you just happen to have them out at the next meet up for a mission 🤣🤣 girl is going to be PUZZLED 😂 n that’s valid cuz wym you just have cat ears all the sudden?? n a tail??? are you trying to be funny?? 🤣🤣🤣 what’s going on here!! LOL 😂 but for the original concept of her already knowing she’d still be curious. i stick with the thought of her being less likely to ask if you’re not very close, or if she doesn’t trust you. but as a cheerful kitty type of peep she can clearly see what she’s sees is what she gets! :D so that’s off the table :) which means if the two of you talk her questions about you will surely roll around to getting asked at some point. it’s too confusing not to honestly. to be fair, the troupe wasn’t all that confused when they same the chimera ants, more so because they knew what they were. but they don’t know anything about you! there’s never been any history of cat people! where’d you come from?!
so her curiosity as to what you can do is like all the other troupe members really! except she’s more normal about it and doesn’t run experiments..ahem, feitan ☺️ general she just asks, and if you don’t have the answer; that’s that! should she ask if you’re searching for any answers you don’t know about your self/kind—if you’re the only one, how much of you is cat, etc—and you say no it’s be bemusing to her. it partially makes sense, sometimes happy go lucky people don’t care so much about things that don’t affect their lives. gons’ clearly not one—searching after his dauntless father just for the love of them game 😂(😭) but the fact that you’re just a casual phenomenon if not to everyone then to everyone who doesn’t know about your kind. which is still likely to be everyone. 🤷♀️😂
she doesn’t theorize much after she’s done with her own mini interrogation and questions, so i don’t know how or what i’m gonna write for their bulletin as far as why/how you are half cat/how you came to be/is there more of you and do you know. because i talked about a bit already in the previous one anyway. but i am interested in writing about how she feels about you’re cat personality and sunniness in general 🤗☀️ so let’s do that!! :) it’ll make her hcs unique ✨ w for machi stans!! machi with a joyous personality reader, let alone a joyous half cat reader is kind of an oxymoron considering her own personality. she’s not overly cruel or sadistic, but she doesn’t share your trusts either! i think you two would be the stars and sun duo! i say stars because she’s not exactly shy or introvert. but still quiet unless something needs to be said. she has no problem with your personality really, you don’t cause problems/arguments and your very (clearly) reliable in combat! so that just sounds like another troupe member that isn’t lowk a destructive or tempered hassle! which is great!….she could use a few more of those 🤦♀️
BRO I RAN OUT OF CHARACTERS IM GONNA DO A PART TWO
btw i have no idea if you meant you wanted these to be romantic or platonic so i wrote them platonic and as canonically as i can, since everyone loves the canon version right?? 😅🫶
these are gn since they are based around him!!! :3
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WOW the boar emoji could use sm updating- 😭 ahem..on to the hcs!! :D
How do they feel about people shorter/taller than them?
honestly? pretty neutral! is what i’d say if said person is a human and a “normal” amount of tall. inosuke seems to base his respect off of power more than height, because even among seeing the hashira’s and especially gyomei and uzui’s height he didn’t cower nor admire them for it (based off what i remember). even more so since they’re on the same team so they wouldn’t try and kill him of anything really. a demon is a whole different case though, a tall powerful demon, like extraordinarily powerful, like kokushibu powerful, is quite intimidating. will he still fight him? and did. (not him specifically i don’t think i haven’t watched the infinity castle arc yet) but is it spooky? yes. as far as shorter he really doesn’t care. he’s pretty neutral about height. at most if he doesn’t like someone and knows their height bothers them he’d bring it up to prove himself, the king of mountains, superior.
What are they like on social media? (What’s their username, profile pic, etc.)
lol in a modern au, to go with the question, i think his user would be simple “king of treehouses” to switch over if he’s not living in the mountains, if he is than he’s still “king of the mountains”. profile picture is one of 3 pics, a pic that annoys zenitsu (it’s probably ugly/him caught in 4k) a picture of the mountain he is king of, or his boar head that he still owns and wears even in said modern au. his videos if he posts are likely stunts, random forest/mountain climbing adventures, animal/bug fights he insinuated, him fighting the animals/bugs, or ridiculous videos and pranks of him annoying zenitsu. spoiler: the answer is all of the above. (the camera is always wildly shakky and always falling over [mid video] too). unless tanjiro is the camera man. tanjiro best camera man. (and he has that cameraman immunity too, so he always escapes the bees, antelopes, etc inosuke fights when they charge at him).
Their sexuality?
um? well canonically (‼️⚠️ KNY MANGA ENDING SPOILER⚠️‼️) he gets with aoi. but if you ask me it seemed kinda force to just pair all the mc’s off like mangaka’s love doing. so in my hcs i think he’d end up with no one. (‼️SPOILER OVER LOL‼️) i wouldn’t say aro/ace as much as it is that he doesn’t even pay attention to romance. like not even think about it, not even realize that’s an option type. he’s just out here livin life man. my pov.
Preferred weather?
generally doesn’t care. mountain weather? reminds him of home maybe? he doesn’t dwell on it much. he willingly went to go become a demon slayer as a challenge/to prove he’s the best as king of the mountains soo if he wanted to up and quit without guilt i feel he could. anyway rain is okay 🤷♀️ cloudy is decent, doesn’t matter. sunny is regular. snowy is kind of fun. cold tho, he likes to have no shirt on so that clashes. windy is okay, kinda cold. even tho autumn is fun with the leaves.
What’s their sleeping schedule?
as a demon slayer likely buck wild. fought demons for 14 hours straight now he’s sleep at 1. fought them for 6 hours now he’s sleep at 6, etc. when not fighting demons sleep is whenever he feels like it. so mostly sunrise to sunset. going to bed before then annoys him because it’s still daylight out. if he wants to take a nap he won’t hesitate tho. naps is different from going to bed early.
Favorite music?
uhh modern au? i don’t feel like thinking rn. there’s so many genres. maybe smth hardcore/intense tho. first thing that came to mind was rock so let’s go with that.
How’s their cooking?
horrible. inedible. don’t eat it. next question. (seriously there’s no way you could expect him to be able to cook. i genuinely don’t wanna know what he ate growing up in the wilderness by himself.)
It’s movie night, what movie do they pick?
modern au then? horror to scare and annoy zenitsu. which is funny because zenitsu agreed to see if nezuko would hold onto him. but nezuko isn’t scared/if she is holds onto tanjiro. zenitsu was thinking he’d pick a mildly scary one but inosuke picked the horror movie of all horror movies. zenitsu is now scared of that movie for life and didn’t get to hold nezuko either. double L for our yellow crayon.
How would they hold up in a pillow war?
awesome in fact he’s too aggressive. he wins and everyone else is mad. a cost he’s willing to pay happily.
What’s their sleeping position?
any and all. specifically the craziest ones. we’ve all seen how he sleeps.
Who do they go to for comfort?
maybe tanjiro? hmm good question.
How do they feel about physical contact by others?
depends on who you are to him, and the type it is. if it’s the trio he’s pretty cool with it, and has even initiated some himself. (squeals in him holding onto the edge of tanjiro’s shirt 🥹) if it’s a stranger and he doesn’t like their first impression he’ll likely hit/push them/their hand away.
What is enough to bring them to tears?
rengoku.
Biggest pet peeve?
he’s the one triggering other’s pet peeves.
How well do they take care of themselves?
um, well we’ve seen it. pretty slobbish, not because he’s lazy but because we was raised in the literal way an animal was, sooo.
What’s something they like that may be surprising to others?
how am i supposed to know? ask him. okay i asked him. he told me crystal-like rocks.
Do they consider others family?
?? yes. the boars are his family and the slayers (at least the ones he’s closer to) are too
Any bad habits that they have?
mm, he doesn’t consider them bad.
What’s their idea of a perfect vacation?
mountain. (back home)
Do they get lost easily? Will they ask for directions if they are?
yes. no. yes he gets lost. no he won’t ask for directions. he’s follows his instincts. actually he might eventually. actually no he would. yes and yes.
The strangest thing they have ever seen?
he’s pretty strange himself tbh. he’s not even a demon and he’s walking around here with a boar head on. anyway demons. what else is really that abnormal in the kny verse?
How well do they accept advice?
yesn’t? depends on from who and what it’s abt. if it a serious situation he takes it. but he doesn’t like waiting or being told what to do in unserious ones.
How much do they swear?
mmm not really? about as much as someone regular surprisingly. same how he does in the manga. which is here and there casually i’m pretty sure.
How do they take advice given to them?
is this different from the one above the one before this or am i trippin?
Do they like being in pictures?
doesn’t care really? either will mess it up intentionally/unintentionally or not notice you’re taking one, doing his own thing/being too focused on his own thing.
Is there anything they’re bad at?
plenty. cooking and playing instruments. i’m not saying the whole list, etc. basically he’s bad at the stuff normal people can do. but good at the stuff they can’t do. like fighting, stealth. etc again. we all know his character 🗿
Any past injuries?
yes as both a demon slayer and a guy who lived in the wild.
Something that disgusts them?
he is the one that disgusts people.
-BROOK 🏴☠️YOHOHOHOHO🏴☠️
@nothingbutprompts is who i got these prompts from!! ^^
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
hmmm we talkin physical? 3/10. he won’t go out of his way to do anything intentionally, but he’s really casual with you in the sense of how friends are, and he’s NOT dating anyone he doesn’t think is clean, so he’s okay with touching you subconsciously basically. or if you happen to brush hands or arms he’s not disgusted or anything. he pretty much just acts normal! :D like i said, the same touchiness as a friend, he doesn’t really do more than he needs to.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
as far as how it starts i usually leave that up to you, but with canon bakugo i could see friends to lovers being the smoothest and most likely route tbh. obviously he eventually made up with izuku so if you want to wait even longer in order for you guys to have been friends for a good amount to become his lover, then yeah it’s probably possible. especially with the way he matures in season 5. the first few seasons was an indefinite “no” so enemies to lovers fans got lucky real quick 😂 anywho. as a best friend just place your personality where it fits, you’re reasonable like kiri? expect one like that. goofy or teasing like denki or sero? there’s your answer! got your own thing going on? then expect your own typa friendship with him :) he’s loyal to his friends and is also “the mean friend”. they care about you but find everyone annoying at some point, they do you favors but complain first, they make sure you’re taking care of yourself—but by yelling at you. sooo.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
mmmm. good question. blue. HAHAH. fr tho how do i answer this? okay if we’re thinking in a relationship he obv loves you. and he’s an “all in” typa guy so he loves you the same at the beginning of the relationship as he does x amount in. so the answer isssss…unintentionally!! yup, you probably end up cuddling in your sleep when taking a nap or smth. i stand on the fact that he’s not the type to initiate physical touch, but i definitely don’t think he’d push you away in disgust either. even though i don’t feel he’d enjoy someone too lovey dovey. like yeah you’re his partner if you want some casual affectionate he’ll indulge you by letting you but his love language isn’t really that tho. you probably just end up with tangled limbs or with one of you spooning the other, and the mystery 3rd thing is one of your heads resting on the other’s chest :)
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
alr we already know this man is a cooking and cleaning genius. lol i’m playing. but we see he clearly can in the anime, so yes, i keep that the same. now, “does he want to settle down?” is an interesting question. because he wasn’t intending to get into a relationship, and when he did it was because of what feels right, right now. i don’t wanna say he’s not the type to think about the future—he’s always saying he’s gonna be the number one hero. i’m just saying he didn’t think that far ahead when you two got together.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
yeesh heavily depends on the season to see his maturity and why you’re breaking up. if you cheated, betrayed, lied, etc. i’m telling you right now, y’all are ending on BAD. TERMS. 😶 if y’all fell out of love he’d be a bit upset over it but probably just hustle towards becoming a hero. if y’all kept arguing he’d also be upset but because he was so angry he’d think you’re better off that way, and will ignore your existence. so has en ex he’s either neutral abt you or heated no inbetween. (like i said he’s loyal so this isn’t to assume it’d be your fault at all i’m just speaking abt his part, but he wouldn’t be messing around with anything that could screw over your relationship).
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
uhh like i said he’s not thinking abt this. maybe more so towards season 5 or after you graduate ua? (i don’t know the full ending yet don’t spoil me y’all, i just know tidbits :P) he’s all in tho from jump, like if he love you he view you as his one? he’s gonna commit.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
LOL. what an ironic question. i don’t remember seeing him hit or threaten the class a girls as much outside of combat training, so think of it like that. (not saying your a girl, i’m saying that’s what he’d do, only threaten/hit you in combat, 🗿👍) emotionally he could be—if he wanted to. but he’d rather give you advice/state the helpful truth than pacify how you feel. he may do smth physically to help the situation. so it’s more so that you’ve got peace of mind knowing he has your back, more than it is comforting words. actions speak louder than those anyway. and we all know how loud he can get. 😂
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
hmm. reread A. i’m playing, i’ll brief on it. eh. from you he’s neutral, and won’t reject one i guess. if you don’t initiate it, it really doesn’t happen. but his hugs are pretty warm, not too tight or too loose, it feels like he cares, but he’s not doing the most to show you through a hug when he could clean your room for you. (just the way you like, without touching anything you don’t want to be moved.)
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
does he ever? it kinda feels cringe to him. words of affirmation and physically touch are NOT his love languages. you’ll know it when you notice you haven’t run out of stock of your favorite snacks since getting with him. if you notice.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
well this isn’t a bad question! you know it’s introspective when i don’t know how to answer it :^ (😄) i feel like he’d only be angry if the other person was deliberately/obviously flirting with you or you were with the other person. but he’s kinda logical so unless he sees something he knows is real and not just you hanging out with someone why would he flip out? 🗿 if he were to get jealous, let’s roll with a scenario where he does for the sake of the question, he’d insult them in the moment to get them to stop (whatever flirting or “flirting” aka not actual flirting, they were doing) and talk to you abt it later/after their gone to see if your actually into them or what’s going on. and if he was wrong contemplate it later in his room.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
soft moist lips seem typical but i’m thinking because i hc him to be naturally warm/hot bc of his quirk and moist bc of how his quirk works, like with sweat, n his moms quirk or wtv. not because he’s some “manhwa daddy”. oh and also because he takes care of his health, and when you do that you generally look better n stuff. anyway i wouldn’t say he has a spot he likes to kiss you but i wouldn’t say he doesn’t either. pickin up what i’m laying down? if i had to give three i’d say cheek, temple n maybe a quick peck on the lips or neck. accessible places that are kinda just a quick affection. you might have to ask for a kiss tho, idk if he would initiate one on his own tbh. oh where he likes to be kissed? ehh doesn’t matter. just not anywhere weird. to give an answer: on the top of his head or forehead.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
noooo. they won’t die but he’d prefer not to and he’ll tell you that. as a hero he knows he’ll have to save/work with them at some point. and he wants to! (save them at least) but just working with them for??? volunteering??yeah no.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
productive. ever since i saw him stretching and the sun rising in that one intro i could see him getting up at 5 am for a work out. but he’s also big on health n sleep so if he does he likely goes back to sleep after that. the alternative route would be him just getting up at 9. he gets up right away to get ready, eat, etc. he doesn’t like to lag around much even if he’s tired. my hc. including you in the picture he’d advise force yell at you to do the same. (at least get up at 9 and right away, i mean) he doesn’t tolerate laziness so i hope you like that lifestyle.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
same as day, but he’s more tired. you won’t see it but his muscles may be fatigued. but, like i said, you won’t see it. bc he pushes himself to finish his routine as always. he brushes his teeth, showers, changes and does homework before he goes to bed. and will “advise” you to do the same. those are all essentials and there’s no skimping on them without consequences. so yes, he will make you.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
it comes out naturally. like you discover new things abt your friends every once n a while. when the topic gets brought up he might mention it if it relevant. but he won’t elaborate unless he feels ready when you ask. he knows his boundaries and won’t lower them a bit just to satiate anyone’s curiosity if it makes him feel uncomfortable. and he expects you to respect that, even more so as his partner.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
we already know the answer to this but no he’s not abusive and will not lash out on you. it’s more so that he cares about you so he will not get angry at you than it is he’s more patient for you. note i said he doesn’t get angry at you and not upset. he’s still allowed to voice how he feels if you do smth he isn’t cool with and he knows that. he’ll talk it out with you. and will have all that same respect for you. that’s just how a relationship—of any kind—works. common sense, in his mind. (it is).
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
i’ve given crumbs here and there abt how i feel abt this but basically yes. and i mean that literally. if he learns smth new about you and he keeps forgetting he’ll write it down. i hc him to have some pretty good memory but he isn’t perfect. so he writes down whatever he can’t remember, esp if it’s important and just not sticking in his brain for sm reason.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
first date assuming it went well. he’s embarrassed and will never admit how giddy he was on the inside. not in the mushy type way but in the “wow i’ve never felt this way before” type. it seems so comically close to the stuff in the movies that he won’t tell a soul he felt like that. he adores the memory though.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
with a combat ready quirk he’s more than prepared to physically protect you. and if someone’s trying to hurt you mentally it’ll sure get physical anyway, and fast. he’s not actually super protective though, he expects you to handle your own. you’re teens not babies. plus, you’re training to become heroes, if you can’t even defend against sm rando what are you gonna do against villains? drown them in tears??? LOL- 😂 against villains though he will keep an eye out for you. you could even rely on him to come when you call for help. don’t even get me started if this is after he got taken bro. he does NOT want that happening to you, even if you can handle it. ‘how would he like to be protected?’ no. if you know anything about his character that answer makes sense. moving on.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
might i repeat myself again, ALL of it. there’s nothing he half does and you’re sure to like every single event/occasion he ever plans. he’s an intense guy who likes to show up, show out, go all in, go all out with everything. so lucky you for being the one he loves then huh? if he give everything 100% you get 200.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
do i have to think rn? fine. actually i change my mind. i’m not gonna think. because he doesn’t have any anyway, as soon as he notices he picks one up makes sure he drops it. i literally just said he gives 100% to everything why would i write abt stuff he does negatively the next. he isn’t perfect, so yeah he develops some, maybe like biting his nails or smth. (not off, just biting them) but he catches himself and stops the habit because he doesn’t like it. he’s super health aware and that includes stuff like bad habits, knowing what they can do in the long run. (yay now i get to save 5 brain cells for the next 5 lettersss 😆)
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
yesn’t. he is for health purposes n not looking like garbage. and everyone pretty much agrees he’s pretty/not bad looking (talking about in this verse and in mha verse, no one’s ever called him ugly or made jokes abt his face, only hair- 🗿 but just cuz of how it looks not cuz it’s hideous) soo that’s cool with him. he wants to be the number one hero not model bruh. not to mention his mom’s quirk, i hc she makes hair/skin products on the side of working at the fashion company so i wouldn’t doubt if he uses those and they just so happen to have his skin and hair looking good. (im on the fence if he’d be annoyed that she’s making him use it or what but let’s roll with it.)
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
no. because he was already complete without you. he’s not gonna base his existence off someone else’s presence in his life. cuz he has one. yes he’d be upset if you broke up depending on if it was neutral or not but he’s not gonna turn emo….cmon bro..
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
uh. dang it i have to think anyway. should’ve saved the one abt his moms products for this one. but i guess that’s abt her and not him huh? alr well here: a pet peeve of his is when it’s someone else turn to do the laundry and they accidentally don’t/forget to separate the whites and his white clothes end up as pastel versions of other colors. because now he has to buy new white everything.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
well it’s canon he’s a germaphobe, but he’d also dislike people who smack their food, irresponsible people (which is funny because his friends are) and in a partner someone too lovey dovey. not sorry barbie y/n, you don’t make the chopping block 😔 (🤷♀️😐)
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
tossing n turning all night but he’s genuinely sleep. so he gets a good nights rest but he’s constantly flipping sides. courtesy of his quirk making him hotter/sweat a lot.
I managed to finish this so quick and wayyyy before his actual b day 😭😭 (better than late tho xT) WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY EVERYONE..!
hiii can i request a romantic hairo x male reader hcs but him and the reader have some kind of rivalry in the start??
HIII!! yes you can!! i remember writing a ton for hairo x male reader a bit ago!! id love to do a hairo x reader enemies to lovers!! that’s be so cuuute! OUU especially if you’re really sporty like him! EEK adorkable!!
HAIRO X MALE READER ENEMIES TO LOVERS
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when the two of you first meet (or at least when the competition first starts/whatever happened to cause it) i assume it could go one of two ways (and then split of into more as you’re bromance progresses and changes 😏) so let’s dive into them! 😋🤪
the first way is that it could be an instant competitive spark! ⚡️🔥 and from whatever your first interaction was the two of you have been duking it out to be the better of the two. (not realizing that high key makes you two peas in a pod, not romantically of course!…..for now 😼 *ahem* i’m getting ahead of myself..)
the other way it could happened would be because one of you constantly beat the other and the one that was being beaten noticed! commencing an urge to beat said person and prove themselves to be every bit as capable and more! to be fair being bestest by the same person over and over again can sometimes make it more personal for people, so that’s lowk valid- HAHAH 😂
mystery option number 3 could also be that one of you were always losing by a hair to the other. now that’s even worse than the second option. it’s the forbidden first place x second place bromantic rivalry 😼🙏🔥 (que me rubbing my hands together like an evil fly as i wait for the love to blossom..) this is the ultimate rage bating without rage baiting (or without trying to) troupe. the fact that this goes from enemies to lovers is hilarious cuz wym it goes from rage baiting to love baiting 😳🤭 (LOL GET IT?? 😂😂)
mystery option number 4 is you’ve both always been neck and neck since you met, both of you noticed, inciting enemyship (if that wasn’t a word, that is now 🗿). this one is also rage baiting, except it’s both sided. because being neck and neck doesn’t mean you always tie, it means you’re in the same boat of ability and sometimes one claims the #1 spot and sometimes the others does.
if you have similar personalities (aka brighter than the sun, in both ways of being fired up and lively, and in being intense) then the competitive spirit gets amplified by 10. the two of you likely over exert yourselves trying to beat one another. if such competition gets in the way of saiki, or simply bothers him, even he’ll step in. “hairo and m/n are having a competition down that side of the hallway, but teruhashi is coming..they acknowledged me early so i can’t risk letting them see me teleport……looks like i’ll have to solve this. 😐🙄” (proceeds to beat both of you and blames it on luck, to which the two of you believe since no one else has ever bested either of you besides each other. meanwhile, saiki really did just raise his chances of luck 🤣) “great. i guess, that went as smoothly as it’ll go anyway, now i can avoid teruhashi and still make it to class before the bell.”
if it’s a one sided thing (probably on his side since he has a really fiery personality) then it’s kinda like option one or two, only, well, one sided! hairo would be constantly trying to one up you and challenge you to competitions. even if you visibly don’t seem to care or want to participate he’ll compete in anyway he can, even if immature. (you: opening the door and entering class) “made it to the class first! hahaha! you’ll have to be quicker than that if you wanna beat me!” and “hey m/n!! i didn’t know you took this route to school too! why don’t we race there? 3, 2, 1, go!” (you didn’t get a chance to say yes or no btw) or “worked up quite the sweat in gym today huh? well look at me! i’m basically doused in sweat hahahahahahahahaha!!”
if you’re a more regular/casual guy and he’s just competing with you it’s more likely for you to get fed up with him and say smth. everyone has a diff personality, but it could go smth like this!: “dude i don’t wanna compete with you” “why do you always make everything a competition??” “stop trying to make us compete, i already said no!! hairo!”
even still..heading back to the boys locker room? he can change faster. dodge ball? he’s targeting you. you get a lot of attention from the/any gender(s) you’re attracted to? ah, well..you’ve got him beat there..point is! he’s not giving up until he feels satisfied, and….really, even he doesn’t know when that is! 💪😼 (😭😂😂) all he knows is that he’s not giving up! 🔥‼️
although, somewhere along the lines of a scenario where you constantly beat him and he’s starting to accept that (not really, he’s too persistent for that, he’s just acknowledging that you are too! even if you don’t think so :) or try =+=) does his fiery competition turn into a fiery crush! 😉🤩✨ of admiration most likely, initially, but a crush nonetheless ;D
if he realizes he has a crush on you he’s going to go all in 100%! he tells his mom about you the first day he realizes and plans to do everything in his power to- well, 🤭🥴🫠 i guess, court you and..yes!! to court you and make you happy and..! potentially his boyfriend!!!! :3 :D
if he doesn’t tho! well, he pretty much just continues to act as normal! not having any idea why he constantly wants to be around/compete with you all the time. but it gives him a feeling of accomplishment in his chest just to initiate one with you regardless of who wins! when you win he’s very proud, weirdly enough since you’re his competition. and when he wins he hopes you’re proud of him! and that you admire him the way he does..(dude you have a CRUSH on him! what’s not clicking??🫰🫰 LOL get it that’s me snapping my fingers 😂😂🤣)
carrying on with the topic that he doesn’t figure it out, the one that points it out to him is probably his mom. ☺️😊 as wholesome as that is 💓🩷🧡💕 i say it’s her because how could it not be?! he’s already going on and on about how excited he is to compete with you at school today and it’s only breakfast! telling her about the dream he had where you were proud of him and clapped him on the back in acknowledgment after he beat you while she drives him to school. and he says “yesterday we had 7, so i’ll strive for 8 competitions with him today! no, 9!” before hugging his mom and running off to go find you and immediately initiate, said competition number one of the day XD
(hairo probably walks to school for exercise purposes, but let’s roll with it bc i think the scenario is adorable ☺️)
when he realizes the crush has become love he almost wants to drop the whole competition thing and just hang out with you causally as friends. except he partially doesn’t because it’s kinda what started everything between the two of you (whether it was rocky on both or only your side or not [as far as getting annoyed w him if it was one sided, etc]) so he kinda cherishes them! if nothing else he’ll make them more friendly and less..competitive! LOL 😂 now it’ll be more so for fun and playful banter purposes 😉🥹
anddddd…if doesn’t notice that it’s become love by now becauseee…he hasn’t even noticed that he has a crush on you yet- well, then the outcome is……🥁🥁 pretty much the same 💕 except he doesn’t really know why he doesn’t wanna compete with you anymore. he really just wants to be friends now. or i can see a mystery alternative route where your bromance continues as a frenemy situation 😜 you choose 🤷♀️
but he eventually does figure it out tho!! which makes him quite flustered when it hits em! because either way his mom was probably the one to tell him he had a crush and like i said atp it’s love now. but he didn’t expect this to happen at all, let alone be love by the time he found out! not to mention he didn’t even figure it out himself!! wait a minute…but..now that means he has to court you!! which means this whole time he’s been missing out on valuable effort he could’ve been using to pursue you, and has instead been spending it on competitions and regular friendly activities?!⁉️ now THAT just WON’T do!! he must start the courtship display immediately!! (aka the dance male birds do to the female birds to court them) even as a guy, you’re gonna feel what the female birds do today my little fledgling!! 🪶🕊️🦢
so he goes on to befriend you all buddy buddy like, as if from your pov he didn’t go from trying to clean the school better than you after school to tying your shoe for you at gym, opening doors for you (you could’ve sworn he was in each room you went into today just to do this for you), giving you money at the vending machine, etc.
which would typically sound all kinds of alarms in someone’s head when someone that seemingly dislikes you starts being nice all the sudden, as if they’re sure of your downfall and is doing this to mock you. or they’ve switched tactics to try and gain info on you. and bc you two were in heavy competition (whether you were competing back or not) the second option actually seems really plausible.
fortunately for you he’s a really big green flag and never meant any harm from the start, only seeing you as his goal and not an actual enemy :) (from the start by laufey?? 😲🤩) though if you show signs of suspecting him and he picks up on it he’ll reassure you that you’re now friends! :D (when did you agree? well, he agreed! and that was all the agreement he needed ;3) “hahaha! don’t worry i’m not in competition with you anymore! we’re friends now m/n!”
and yeah! he then begins to talk to you as if that rivalry era really never even happened. why would he dwell on that when he literally has a crush on you now! ☺️🤩 “you wanna hit the gym after school today?” doesn’t matter if you’re as ripped as him,(LITERALLY- CUZ HIS SHIRT SLEEVES 🤣🤣 okay looking back at the gif they’re not technically ripped but it looks like it with the way they’re rolled up alr 😭😂) more average or chubby chubs, he’d LOVE for you to join him at the gym!
switching things over to romance (instead of bromance 😉🤭😏) i think he’d do it in a way that could borderline be mistaken for friendship/in a friendly way. before i get into that i just wanna mention in case you haven’t noticed, that somewhere along the way he ultimately ends up befriending you and courting you regardless, no matter which beginning/enemies to lovers troupe you started out with.
so for romance i think he’d want to start courting you as soon as possible. but not too fast of course! after a good amount of friendship is better in his mind :) and he’s sure to go respectfully slow about things. love is the kind of thing you can’t rush, he puts his all into everything in a (sort of unintentionally) flashy way. but he knows with this, something—no, someone so special, the best way to put your all into it is the slow way 🥹☺️💓 (his mom and dad’s relationship inspires his morals for your future one, so you’re in good hands, since i personally hc them to be very kind with a beautiful marriage).
so after all the prepping through asking you to go out with him in a platonic way, he’d eventually ask you out on a real date ;D he’s quite pumped the night before, all the way up to breakfast. and actually, he was since the very moment he decided he was gonna ask you! maybe he’d wait until a specific event like white day, (basically like valentine’s day in japan if you didn’t know) when the next season of your favorite show drops (so you can go watch the first ep in theaters, etc) or closer to your b day if it’s coming up :)
i could see two things as far as how the big moment of him asking you out goes, it goes smoothly and congrats you’ve successfully gone from enemies to lovers with hairo, OR maybeeeee 😼 because of the way he always asks you to ‘go out’ with him (but as friends) you’d mistake this for just another outing as bros! 😗 in that case- he wouldn’t really know how to explain further depending on how flustered you get your hairo. (😂🤣) imo he’s a pretty forward guy! so he could literally just go “ah, no i mean in a romantic way! i’d like to take you out on a date! don’t worry! i’ll bring my all, and be my best! sure to get your heart pumpin with burning love!!!🔥”
but for the sake of a cute scenario we could also imagine a thought where because he doesn’t know how to express that his feelings are romantic, he goes to his mom about it and they have the most adorable mother and son moment where she tells him how his dad confessed to her for inspiration, (bonus if he decides to reattempt asking you out in the same way) as well as giving him love/boyfriend advice. <33
or if he thinks you didn’t but you did so he’s like ‘aw man this is just a regular outing’ in his head, and you’re like ‘our first date!’ in yours. which is hilariously wholesome 😭💓 i’m sure the misunderstanding will clear up quickly though, probably based off your words and the way you act. (cuz you’ll seem much more causal in an outing as friends, whereas your romantic intentions will show on a date—you can just feel the difference :})
so yeah! one last thing though! a part of him would feel partially bad that he ever deemed you as purely competition/made you compete with him a lot back then if you didn’t want to. so even if you say it’s okay, or that you didn’t mind or returned the same competitive spirit, he’s gonna make it up to you. but hey, how could anyone say no to a bunch of merch from their favorite shows/games/movies, a double bike date (where he buys you your favorite drink and he does all the pedaling, AND he’s taking you to your favorite store and/or place), getting ice cream too top it off afterwards + the info that you’re getting your homework done for a week 😂😋🤪
never have i said “competition/competitive and compete so many times in one hc 😭 (🤣)
PLATONIC SHIRAHOSHI AND SIBLING SHIGARAKI HCS FOR THEIR SHARED SOULDAY
i can’t believe such a sweetheart and a menace share a soulday 🗿😭 (well shiggy was made a villain not born..he used to be a sweetie 🥲)
these gifs are making it look like they’re siblings 😭😭
shirahoshi!! 🐚🥥🫧🩵🌊
for these hcs the two of you are (likely childhood) best friends!! which i find so cute :3 let’s say you met before she had to start staying in her room all day and you used to have play dates n stuff. playing in her castle, having sleepovers, etc. you were pretty much known by the guards so well you really didn’t have to ask for permission to go in and out, you’d just show up and they’d be like “hey cmon in! :D princess shirahoshi is eating lunch, the cooks have prepared a meal for you as well in case you came today. we were sure you would ;T”
but after the incident happens with that stupid sea spider (or smth idk WHAT he’s supposed to be 🗿🧑🦲😒) she had to stay in her room with a literally metal lock and key(s) for her own safety! so naturally as a emotional, sensitive 16 year old girl—she had a breakdown. she cried and cried and weeped and slept. and cried when she got up again. you being there for her (seeing as though you’re the only one her father lets in along with megalo to keep her company n happy—and totally not also because she screamed in protest until you were allowed) is the only thing that gets her through it.
and as if you didn’t already do everything together before, you certainly and genuinely do now. you stay for about a few hours a day and every time you leave shirahoshi cries herself to sleep. cuddling megalo tightly and dreaming of your return the next day. if she could and you didn’t have your own life and people you love she’d ask for her dad to adopt you as her sibling! but she knows it’s reasonable for you to leave..she’s just wishes she could too :T
you have your every meal together and if you agree she’d like to make it a tea party! if not then maybe just a slumber party :) not like you don’t have that everyday but it makes her feel better ^^ and at the very least the food is absolutely scrumptious, she is in the royal family after all! the cooks make whatever meal you can imagine 👍 because in every aspect that won’t put her life at risk, shirahoshi gets whatever she wants. which is unfortunate when you think about the fact that she can have all but what she really wants, freedom.
to distract her and cheer her up you play games together! bonus if it’s one you two played before she had to be isolated. it’s be melancholically sweet for her <33 she’d also love to play games that her mother use to play with her :D or any games involving megalo like taking turns playing fetch with him or teaching him new tricks!
i think she’d also really like dressing up megalo. which is basically canon with the way he was wearing a shirt LOL!! but i think she’d like dolling him up and prettifying him 💗 and if you’re okay with wearing makeup (regardless of gender) she’d love for the three of you to have fashion shows!
she’s very grateful to have you be there for her when she’s sad abt her mom too. especially on her birthday, both her mom’s and her own—since she can’t be there to celebrate it with her. you are the only one to have stayed in her life on a day to day basis. and she had to fight for even that. she will never take you for granted, or the fact that you still want to be her friend even though she’s stuck in her room all day and can’t adventure with you anymore. typically her dad and brothers also come in her room to celebrate with her, but more than that you’re here for her every. day. that will never not mean the world to her. 🧡
to expand on the fashion show thing—you go in her endless closet and dress up, then point to who you think did best! even megalo participates!! :D even if he doesn’t always have his outfits on right. 😂😂 shirahoshi usually keeps her classic girly style, and i’m sure your outfits rock too! (you have clothes of your style in her closet bc of how often you’re over) sometimes to be silly and cheer her up you and megalo dress up in outfits that make no sense and pose to make her laugh 🥹🫶💕
you also bring stuff to her from the towns!! trinkets, coloring books, sea shells, outfits, and even if she’d be lonely for a bit, occasionally her dad would allow megalo to go out and he picks out something for her too! when you leave the stuff you get her can lift her spirits. 💓 i could also see the citizens of fishman island writing letters to her that you deliver! which is so kind <3 and hearing about people’s lives would give her a piece of excitement that she can live through them!
you take newspapers to her room and update her whenever something in the world happens! or just generally in fishman island :) you kinda try to avoid the bad stuff as she’s kinda got her own thing going on and she’d never run into that’s stuff anyway because she doesn’t travel soooo…she doesn’t need to hear about the bad news! keeping her from crying is a daily routine already, and as the sensitive sweetheart she is she would definitely cry hearing of people suffering in the world! (she’s got her mother’s empathy 💜🩷)
continuing on with the topic of bringing her stuff, i’m sure you get this ball of love and emotions some gifts! i think the citizens would like to gift her too, like a local baker making her some pastries, or a seamstress that made her a beautiful dress in her size! and any hand made or bought gifts you have for her are forever treasures to her ☺️ but you know what would really get her crying tears of joy though? getting her toys of her favorite childhood characters 💓💓
her sensitivity is, again, something that has to be navigated in order to avoid the outcome of tears. and thankfully for you, you know how to navigate it very well!! wink wink! :D 😉 (pssst…best friend perks! 😆) she often cries when you’re not around, but when you are she’s all smiles! i wouldn’t be surprised at all if she never cried once when you’re around and YES and that is impressive! even with her dad and brothers she cries because of misunderstandings 😅🩷 “ah..! shirahoshi..what’s wrong? where’s (reader)?” - cook delivering her dinner (that’s unable to calm her down because you left an hour ago)
when luffy comes along and liberates her like he has a knack for doing, she gets SOOOOOO much happier!! (which is so cute and i just KNOW you’re happy for her as her bsf) she of course is still sensitive, she didn’t change her personality she gained freedom! but this is DEFINITELY much better!! now she can actually live her life as she should’ve all along! and go and see her own country?! (like how crazy is that she was the literal princess 😭)
so naturally after the strawhats leave, the first thing the two of you begin to do from then on is re-explore fish man island!! going in all the stores and childhood spots, going down memory lane as she cries tears of happiness for the first time in a long time (besides when you made her ofc 🤣💕🫶) she visits her mother everyday now and tells her about her new adventures, and how much better life has gotten!! she smiles WAYYYYY more often and is generally a happy bean now! :3
(one of) the most exciting parts of FINALLY being free is being able to explore the surface world :0 ‼️ PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL SHIRAHOSHI IS SEEING THE SURFACE‼️🔊 especially after she goes to the reverie?? now you won’t be able to keep her away from the surface! she’ll always be asking to go up and explore! and how could her father say no?? after what she’s been through all this time if he does even once she’ll probably just BECOME tears 😀
bonus if she’s freed before her b day!! now she’ll most certainly wanna have her party on the surface! or if not then a giant party in the heart of fishman island where everyone can attend! all the shop owners y’all used to visit when y’all were younger are 100% there and her palace cooks have all come out to put on a hibachi show :) and it is EPIC!! might i say this’ll be her best b day in a LONG time. (too long.)
shigaraki!!🏜️🚫✋👥 (there’s like no emojis that represent him)
i’m gonna write this where you’re a villain regardless of whether you have a quirk or not and in lov bc afo took you both. reason being is to maximize how much you actually know him and spend time with him, cuz otherwise these hcs would end quickly..LOL. not to mention i don’t think i’ve seen anyone else do this and it’s interesting :] (‼️⚠️MHA SEASON FIVE/SHIGARAKI LORE SPOILERS CUZ THE WAY THIS IS WRITTEN⚠️‼️)
so basically! you’re the only one he had outside afo. in fact even before him! you and hana that is ☺️ i’ll let you decide whether you’re the oldest, youngest, middle child etc, but the three of you were very close before the incident. or rather, shigaraki getting his quirk. you can imagine the order it went down for yourself really, but all in all he ended up not touching you and you both wandered the streets until afo found you (😭)
if you’re scared of his quirk (im specifically talking abt as a kid when you get taken in by afo, cuz you probably saw a lot that day..) it’d probably drive him further insane that the only person he has left of his people is scared of him because of what he did to the rest of said people. he might isolate for a while or be overly cautious not to touch you. however if you try to be brave and still play with him n be kind, i think that would help him warm back up a bit and not shut you out.
if you (somehow) weren’t from jump, and was just more concerned with him being okay or the two of you sticking together—that’s definitely gives him a lot of hope that he has someone. you, and afo taking the two of you in. i wouldn’t doubt if you’re the reason he starts the lov as well, to find more people like you that’ll accept him. and also more people like him, that aren’t immediately accepted. and change society for other’s worst, and the “unaccepted’s” the better.
when he forms the lov you’re the first member. now obviously it isn’t a big hit that everyone’s running to join right away. there was probably a bit of a wait before he gained some actual members. so for now, it’s just you and him in that bar, planning out how you want your group to be, and what you’ll do. the flower has blossomed, and soon the fruit will come.
as he said he’s always got room for his comrades request. except your not just his comrade, you were there much before all that! back when he even wanted to be a measly hero! the thought disgusts him now….but that’s no matter! point is, you should be like the vice captain, when he’s not around..you’re the highest in command! you started this thing together, and you’ll watch it all burn together, side by side.
speaking of watching things burn :) the two of you certainly wreck havoc together. in any way you can really, members or not, now that you can you’ll do anything to stop those pathetic heroes and their self righteous plans..burning hero agencies, blowing them up, setting up fake props “in need of rescue” to watch them run to their death. (honestly really just screwing around, but what else are a bunch of traumatized teens supposed to do before gaining real traction as villains 🗿😭)
if you didn’t wanna be a villain and still don’t, he’s not as upset about it as you might think. if anything he tries to reason with you, explain that if the heroes were gonna come they should’ve done it before he killed your whole family, and even then they didn’t! not one person questioned two kids walking around aimlessly, either too scared to do something or simply ignored you..they all deserve to be purged, clearly! not a single one of those people, heroes or not, deserve to be spared..
should you choose to leave the lov he’d be disappointed, surprised and upset. especially if you never voiced your opinion when it comes to not wanting to be a villain. even if you did it still hurts. it means the one person he “loves” ew..that’s a strong word. let’s say ‘like’. he hasn’t had “love” in his heart in a long time and “love” tastes disgusting even just to say. it means the one person he actually likes in this world is leaving him. if that’s not a breaking point that causes him to snap then it’ll be a complete 180° and he’ll want to either keep in contact with you (granted, don’t break his trust in you not to snitch) or at least end on good terms. don’t. ask what snapping implies..
if you become a hero now that’s just tragic. sure. it’s what you, him and hana wanted to be when you were kids. livin the dream as heroes. you were gonna be the “triple threat” to villains. but can’t you see those days are over? open your eyes from that fantasy! heroes are fake! and they’re always gonna be fake, they were never real! not even all might, oh no he isn’t. he REALLY hopes you don’t admire him because he is the fakest. one. yet. ....he’s really disappointed in you..
alr now sibling stuff!! :3 (yes after all that darkness i oughta give you a healing segment of fluff) i think he’d be a protective brother. (returning to if you didn’t leave the lov btw :}) let’s assume you’ve established the lov with all the members now, mr compress, dabi, toga, spinner, magne, etc/everybody :) if you get captured or injured he’d want to track you down immediately. like in less than 24 hours type. he don’t play abt his sibling, he’s not abt to let some slimy mother sucker take out the ONLY person he has. we all know how immaturely angry he can be 🗿 so he’s definitely NOT having it. (same thing applies but he tracks down the hero if you were injured instead of captured :P)
he’s not super lovable. he doesn’t know how to do that, but he does care about you. you’re kinda like bsfs, ofc he knows you’re siblings tho, duh. he’s grateful you stuck around regardless if you’re scared of his quirk or not. at least you didn’t scream in horror and abandon him like everyone else (not talking abt y’all mom, she reached out 😢)
everyone loves to play games! :D so you two certainly game together! especially before you gain any members and it’s just you two chillin when you’re not plottin n schemin 😂 (spoiler! when spinner comes along he joins the group and you’re now a trio :) the gamer trio 😎) you can teach or help him advance in any game you’re good at and he’ll do the same for you. and he’d be willing to try out majority games you’re interested in! :D
shiggy as an older brother is more so concerned than protective. not, not protective, but he’s a tad bit more rational abt the situation (as far as you going by yourself for a dangerous mission or smth). i’d say he’s more chill, he mostly likes to play games with you and rant abt how much he hates heroes. having him as a younger brother means he’s more whiny, (not really, it’s complaining. but from an older sibling perspective it’s always seen as whining 🤣🗿) spends more time with you/you’re always together and he’s quicker to crash out when he’s protective of you. so a slight difference :)
“father called you” (HAHAHAHHH I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO PUT BC SIBLINGS ARE ALWAYS SAYING THAT TO EACH OTHER)
don’t get me wrong he’d still be annoying and you’d argue as siblings do. fighting over who ate who’s food, messing each other up so you can win in games, disagreeing on how things should go..etc etc. but at the end of the day he likes you more than he dislikes you. the two of you have a deep bond he could never have with anyone else if he tried. simply because you’re there. and always have been <33
if you still do smth for his b day to this day, if his tear ducts weren’t acting up he would cry. which he’s glad they are because he doesn’t want to cry abt it. he cherishes the memory tho! you ofc get the rest of the league to join in on the party and you all steal/make him gifts n stuff 💌 so cute!! he’d love like each one and keep them on his nightstand/dresser. (or whatever they have man, i don’t think they’ve shown us the full lov base setup so idk) sometimes he plays with one of the smaller gifts (like a tiny/chibi figurine of his fav videogame character) between his fingers until he falls asleep. 💓
ITS BROOK’S B DAY SO I RANKED ~ALL INSTRUMENTS~ BY HOW MUCH I THINK HE LOVES THEM IN HIS HONOR 🏴☠️🗡️🧊🥶
he looks so cute playing with his afro here 😭🩵
disclaimer: i’ve hardly played many instruments so this is all in good fun, im not an instrument expert. disclaimer 2: i wouldn’t be surprised if brook canonically loves to play them all equally, again, this is all in good fun! disclaimer 3: this isn’t gonna have every single instrument in the world, im gonna put a lot but obviously some are gonna be missing lol disclaimer 4: if you don’t know some of these instruments you learn smth new everyday, search them up you’ve probably seen them before :> okay now enjoy!! :) AND HAPPY B DAY BROOK!!!!
violin (this and..)
piano (this one seems obvious to me, although they’re most likely interchangeable seeing as though this is the last instrument he played with his crew..)
electirc guitar (HECK YEAHHH SOUL KING BABAYYYY🎸🏴☠️🎶)
keytar (🎹+🎸=🎶✨)
saxophone (he likes jazz 😏 LOL GET IT? THE BEE MOVIE JOKE??)
RANKING CAKE FLAVORS BASED OFF HOW I THINK JINBE WOULD LIKE THEM FOR HIS SOULDAY BC I DONT HAVE TIME TO WRITE HCS ☺️😋 (😅)
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live laugh love jinbe!!
AND HAPPY SOULDAY🦋🩵
disclaimer this list will be limited to what has an obvious taste/i have tried, i have not tried every cake flavor in the world…doing so would be fun tho! :D
assorted fruit cake (one of his fav foods is fruit, and i don’t think anyone would like a seaweed cake…unless..🤨 maybe! i could see it being a desert n fishman island :D)
ice cream cake
chocolate strawberry cake
chocolate
marble cake
brownie cake
coffee cake
caramel cake
strawberry lemon cake
strawberry cheesecake
fudge
dark chocolate
strawberries n blueberry cake
blueberry cake (prefers with strawberries for more flavor)
chocolate chip
cheesecake (taste but pretty normal)
strawberry
banana
vanilla (a classic but not a fav)
cookies n cream
red velvet
lemon cake (prefers it with strawberries to add more sweetness)
apple cake (prefers it in pie form)
snickerdoodle cake (both likes and dislikes it)
mint oreo cake
key lime cake
birthday cake (meh. average)
funfetti cake
he deserves all these cakes and more WE LOVE YOU JINBE!!!!! 🩵🩷💛
“HEYYYYY can u do a funny reader? Or a reader that’s normal like fodder level and has a regular life and the characters feel comfy whenever they are around them For one piece 👀”
this is honestly super wholesome and unique 😭🤣🤣🩷
no one piece characters were specified so i did the strawhats + ace 😭😭🤣🤷♀️
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there needs to be a better strawhat emoji 😤(😭)
luffy👒👑
honestly his goes perfectly for luffy’s character cuz as we all know, he will adopt ANYTHING. so if your comforting presence was felt and needed wherever you met and he thinks “more of this would make me happy” (as if he’d say it that formal 🗿🗿🤣) then it’s easy as pie for you to join the crew!
i just love how “realistic” it is to be able to become a strawhat even as a regular person. like this dude is so accepting it’s quite LITERALLY harder to not get in/escape (once he wants you). the entire crew has to protest and even then there’s still a chance their getting in! (robin im talking about robin) but ANYYYWAYYYY!
once you got in life probably gets better ngl. like life as a pirate is undeniably fun and freeing as it is threatening and dangerous. :) so as a normal peep you could be screaming with usopp chopper and nami or maybe you’re not easily spooked like robin. either way luffy definitely has his moments where he needs you to be there for him.
he has a lot of hard moments, (⚠️‼️SPOILERS throughout the series up to marineford‼️⚠️, (which sounds obvious for the point i’m making) when the crew splits up, when he’s losing to a stronger enemy, when crewmates leave, when he loses his brother, when his crewmates get kidnapped (he isn’t so much worried as he is angry for this one, but support is always good).
and even for more simpler moments he’s really grateful for you! like when sanji says no food, and you explain and reason with him that everyone’ll literally perish if he eats everything. when his strawhat gets an injury and you comfort him while nami patches it.
now as for you not being very strong that’s no problem! cuz he is!! he’ll support you physically and you to him emotionally! tbh i wouldn’t be surprised if you were often targeted along with nami or robin (regardless of how you identify ofc) bc it’s known that your not exactly the strongest in the group!
luffy would ask usopp to build you something to protect yourself like nami! or maybe tell franky to make you half robot too! and no—that’s totally not self indulgent—and no he didn’t request you to have an automatic food maker in your stomach like franky does with cola. whether you agree to this or not…is up to you..🤣😂😂
a funny reader is someone luffy simply ADORES!! if nothing else we regular people are good at making jokes aren’t we 🗿🤣🤣 what better to do? there’s nothing like a good laugh when you’re bored! in fact luffy probably recruits you to the the ship’s comedian! you’re like buggy, but actually funny! 😂😂 (his words not mine 🤣🤣)
then he later realizes how much a good joke can go a long way. hence you becoming the group therapist! (aka robin’s apprentice) NOT ACTUALLY AHAHA IM KIDDING. but it’s funny tho!
zoro⚔️🗡️
ngl zoro’s opinion on fodder is the definition of neutral. he either doesn’t notice them or just barely does as he cuts them down with him blade. but joining the crew is a whole different situation. he isn’t really one to fight luffy’s decisions once he’s made up his mind. but i could see him questioning why you’re here at first as a possibility
jus sayin 🤷♀️ he may even ask you “and what do you do?” if not then he literally doesn’t say anything. depends on whether you get along with him or not. zoro literally only has smoke with sanji tho (LOL GET IT SMOKE W SANJI??) so unless you’re lookin for a fight you’re probably cool
at most he just notes that he has to protect you. even more so if you don’t get a weapon like nami or smth. whatever your route, if you wanna learn a skill like martial arts to protect yourself that could work too. in fact if you want he could teach you some as well as swordsmanship. you can’t tell me he doesn’t know at least the basics or smth i know it’s two different skills but if this man can literally use no swords style and no one bats an eye..
alr? i don’t wanna hear anything 😭🤣🤣 anyway eventually he does figure out that you’re pretty much just there for vibes. essentially lol 😂 and ngl he’s chill w that. he’s not really used to it since literally everyone on the ship has a role. luffy really doesn’t have interest in collecting lackeys to do biddings as we see when he says (‼️⚠️minor dressrosa spoilers:⚠️‼️) he doesn’t want a really big crew in dressrosa when the strawhat grand fleet is formed. but again zoro isn’t gonna complain.
and the more quality time everyone spends together the more he sees the value. and that it’s not something physical or immediately seen at surface level. you’ve got a really comforting feeling to you. and yeah tbh it probably does come from you being normal. probably because it makes you relatable, even some of the craziest backstories can relate to you in the sense of “stubbing your toe is the worst” LOL-
even before you really settle in the crew and build a strong bond he (as will everyone else—on the crew is on the crew in the strawhat’s book) will protect you fiercely with everything he has. as we all know he’s a tad hard on himself when it comes to being strong enough to protect his crewmates.
and tbh as is luffy now that i think abt it, never realized they were the same in that aspect til just now. as i was saying! from day one he’ll protect you like it’s day one thousand. i can’t even really say “and even more so when you get close” , because he’s never slacked on protecting anyone. but just know this man values you, and wants you safe 👍
obviously zoro doesn’t laugh nearly as often since post time skip. but pre time skip i can see you managing to get him to stifle a few here and there. it’d be cool if that was one of your character gags tbh. like maybe even getting your enemies to laugh. usopp would definitely wanna partner with you to use that as a distraction while he aims his pachinko if you agree 🤣
don’t be deceived though, even if he doesn’t laugh anymore he still finds you funny. or at least humorous, but maybe he just keeps his composure. he calls it noisy, but there’s not hiding the fact that he lives to see his crewmates lively and happy. much better than being sad! even if sometimes annoying..😂
nami🍊💴
this girl will get you the most tbh. she completely understands being a regular person trying to sail the seas with a bunch of psychos while also fighting a bunch of psychos. if you need to confide in her too—you can :) 🤣😊🧡
luckily for her usopp built her a weapon that works for her, so maybe he can do the same for you! even if you for whatever reason prefer to go without one (or don’t :D) you can rely on her to protect you if you’re both stuck in a pinch! as long as you’ll return the favor for her of course 😉
which yes, comes in the form of money, but also being the bait to her plans so she has to risk herself less, remember everyone, her life is most important and then money - nami 😜 i forgot the arc and google isn’t helping <3
in her perspective it feels good to have someone regular join the crew after a spree of strange people joining since chopper..(JUST SAYIN) it may be more possible to get another vote (yours) on team “let’s not go to this island! 😭”
and hey if alls not going well at the very least she’ll make usopp protect her before you, how does that sound? 😁 oh she’s just the sweetest isn’t she? she so is 😊🫶 (regardless of gender btw, favoritism 😎)
she’ll be more willing to go with you when you stop by islands since you actually give her peace of mind instead of taking it 😃 and if you don’t mind/she noticed the rest of the strawhats are also comforted by you, she’ll make you deal with their antics instead.
i could see her opening up to you to tell you more stuff about her past. esp post time skip. she seems to be more at peace about it. especially with her reactions to hachi and jinbe, she was very mature abt the situation tbh. w nami ♡♡ so hey free lore unlocked for you! 😋
if you’re luffy’s type of funny she’ll view you more as a younger sibling. she mostly sighs, huffs or face palms herself, but doesn’t really stop your fun or anything 🤦♀️ sometimes she laughs, like at parties where everything is pretty much light hearted
having an actual funny (and by actual i mean not goofy or prankster type but a well placed joke/sarcastic type) personality she’d probably giggle and agree a lot more. especially if it’s poking fun at someone. now that she can get behind. (feel free to join her and usopp’s tea time where you share weird/funny things you’ve seen on the ship/on islands)
usopp🎯🔫
you being fodder is smth he can lowk relate to. now that’s mostly a mental thing bc he’s shown he’s very capable multiple times even pre timeskip! (like against choo in arlong park) it’s just that he’s building his courage to jump in quicker.
but he definitely still mentally feels like he’s on your level. even if he flaunts and boasts like he isn’t. he does admit to it sm times tho, like his “can’t go on this island disease”. that’s BASICALLY saying he’s scared. it’s good to have another sane member on the crew tho :) (i mean maybe anyway it’s up to you)
you two can exchange stories from your islands n such and bond over them. and yes half of his will be made up, so what? it’s part of the fun! even if you can see right through them he keeps the lie consistent 🤦♀️ that’s just how he is
he won’t lie about kaya or the usopp pirate though! he tells 100% he truth on them. which is adorable <33 and especially about kaya 😉 only if you seem interested anyway. if your not the romance type he’ll catch on and just say how he made her feel better with his stories. if you notice the blush on his cheeks you do, if you don’t you don’t.
he feels extremely proud to retell the story of how he saved the village. and let alone it’s not a lie! hopefully you believe him..he’s told so many lies within the span of time you’ve met you could think he’s full of it already 😅 he’ll get nami and the others to confirm for him. or maybe chopper if she’s angry/busy LOL.
though he might not be the best witness if you’ve figured out he’s gullible to usopp’s lies..🤣🤣 not to mention he heard the story from usopp too. he wasn’t exactly there..it’ll all seem very fishy..next he’ll run to luffy, but by then you may or may not believe him at all 😄😂🤣
like a true strawhat he will protect you with all his might (and lies). he has the strategy (esp pre timeskip) to tell you to run, delay the enemy (typically by setting them on fire) and run to catch up with you. then the both of you go and find whichever of your nakama is a good fighter that’s closest! 💨
if you’re cornered he swallows and stands up. shaking legs and all, he aims his pachinko at them and warns them that he’s captain usopp, brave warrior of the sea with 8,000 men under his command! (good luck yall, hope you’re not just funny but smart enough to come up with a way out of this. he is, and he has a plan, but if it doesn’t work it’ll backfire and upset the enemy—resulting both of your dooms. prepare yourself.)
being funny is a sure fire way to befriend any of the strawhats pretty much. most of em (stoic ahh zoro. stoic ahh jinbe) but at least usopp is indeed included in that “most” he loves to prank, joke around and be silly. as mentioned many times throughout these hcs you most certainly get dragged into the goofy trio because of this trait. maybe he’ll set up the trap and you’ll deliver the punchline when someone sets it off. LOL
have fun torturing everyone you two, because i’m sure even luffy and chopper aren’t safe from The BRAVEEEEE NORMIEEEEES!!! (yeah you’re still working on the name it’ll get there..🗿😂😂)
sanji🥄🧑🍳
sanji simply protects fodder. once he deems you a decent person he’ll protect you whether you’re on his nakama or not. and you joining the crew only enhances that. now he’ll prioritize you over other fodders! you’ve unlocked-🙌SPECIAL fodder🙌 status <33 🤗😄 hooray!!
“regular people” “weird people”, doesn’t really make or break anything to him! i mean he does find weirdos..weird! but he generally doesn’t really care outside insulting them a bit 😀 thankfully for you you’re both regular AND his crewmate! so none of that happens to you :)
if you’re an annoying masc presenting you get the usopp treatment since he doesn’t ALWAYS hit him (like luffy) but still gets annoyed w him. if you’re a regular masc presenting you’re pretty much either your own category or chopper treatment if your more playful. if you’re fem leaning of any kind it’s obvious you get the simp treatment. (sanji you’re so annoying w the way i always have to add gender ever so slightly w u bc you’re such a simp. not really you’re awesome, but BRO- 🗿 - a message, from me, to sanji)
honestly him being kind to fodder goes hand in hand w his background ifykyk but his mom was also a kind person so not only does he make it a point to be one too but he also just is naturally! even with his backstory and being crazy strong for the most part he does fit “normal” criteria!
and in that case he’s understandable to you and you are to him! which is also a comfort as the strawhats as a whole are. but the fact that he can count on your steady aura when needed is something he’ll never take for granted. for you to just be regular and not overwhelming. you’d probably give good advice too, there are just as many things that people can learn from those on the seas that aren’t the most powerful as you can from said most powerful.
and being able to keep him emotionally stable is bliss to this man. if you know what arc he’ll need it in then you know. all i’ll say. 😗🤷♀️ you and luffy being his emotional support: 🤝 bringing it back around to him being crazy strong your duo is kinda like luffy’s in that sense. he will provide physically and you mentally. which is so cute i love strawhat dynamics. it’s as sanji himself once said! “I'll do what you can't do, and you do what I can't do.” - enies lobby sanji :) (lol so many quotes in these hcs 🤣)
sanji is pretty silly himself when he wants to be. a lot of the times he’ll get mad and kick luffy if it’s stupid. or simply smirk at their antics. but my favorite piece of evidence he’s just as goofy is when he said “it bugs me when they get all worked up over nothing” as he took off his shoes and flipped into the ocean of clouds in skypiea 😂😂💗 IT WAS SO CUTE 😭😭
point is! he definitely joins in on your jokes and silliness occasionally. especially if they’re actually jokes! or at a party :) then everyone let’s loose 😋 don’t even get me started on pre time skip! everyone’s literally teenagers for the most part 🤣🤣 and robin’ll never stop the chaos from goin 🗿😂 (nor brook). so yeah, sanji joins in and enjoys the theatrics. who wouldn’t tho? if they were a strawhat :]
vivi🦚🐥
now she’s not fodder but we do know this girl canonically cares for every single one of them. (💓) even if you’re not one of her citizens! (though it’d be cool if you were LOL, it’d high key go right w the plot jus sayin) so she does her best to make you feel comfortable (which is ironic i know because you’re the one with the comforting presence, but she seems like type to return the favor anyway)
you two are probably like nami and vivi (regardless of gender i’m talking abt duo vibes here, or if you want another example maybe nami/vivi and usopp) you two are actually regular people who think rationally and bond over the moments you have where you’re not out ruled by adventure crazed maniacs
even if you are indeed one of those maniacs if you’re regular you’re probably way easier to handle than luffy. 😂 she’d love to share culture differences and traditions n such. generally getting to know you better.
your comforting presence would mean so much while on the trip to alabasta. especially when nami goes down. she was already worrying about enough and now one of her friends isn’t feeling well. her loving caring heart could definitely benefit from your stable one 🩵 (again, comparing you to luffy here, it’ll at least feel like it 🤣)
so yeah! being regular doesn’t bother her at all and she actually prefers it that way! the last thing they need is more crazy ppl on the ship ngl..(unfortunately, vivi, luffy went on to adopt five more)
vivi isn’t the strongest on the crew, but she’s one of the most empathetic, meaning even if she’s weak she’ll do everything in her power and more to protect and/or safe you. as we see with her entire kingdom <33 (i love you vivi ☺️) she brings out the peacock slashers, and tells you to run on karoo to safety/one of your crewmates for help
dont worry about her (her words not mine) she isn’t going down with out a fight - vivi, the brave one. (that’s a quote i made up btw but it sure is true) she would even fight crocodile for you if it came to that. she was already madder than mad at the man for all he’s done, she don’t care if she’s gonna win or lose if he’s threatening your life she’ll at least make sure you get away or SMTH (ok rq, high key- crocodile was vivi’s arlong 😭)
being a jokester is right up her alley. laughter is the best medicine and this applies so much in one piece (looking at you luffy liberator 👀😊💖) + this girl most definitely needs it while she’s goin through it. it’ll take things off her mind and apply ease to her tension. your jokes + warm company = a bond quickly built between you and the strawhat princess 👸💛
chopper🥼🪴
chopper can handle regular people well, (once he warms up to them anyway) and finds abnormal people like franky to be cool, so no matter what boat you’re in he’s pretty much okay with you. especially after he joined the crew, meeting many kind people, and goin through many adventures that helped him open up and become more brave
he can certainly handle a regular person now!! >:D really he’s just curious to see what you’re like what your interests and intentions are. heavy on intentions, since you’re a regular person you could be anybody! he’s slightly wary at first, but the soothing reassurance of you constantly acting normal doesn’t let him keep his guard up long :)
bonus if you’re just as scared of adventures as he, usopp and nami. and even if you aren’t he admires you! like luffy! only your normal…😂 whenever he wants to read, play chess or take a nap he comes to your uplifting, consistent presence. (which is accurate for a reindeer tbh cuz animals esp deers don’t really come up to to ppl like that).
and with that being said you’re ofc open to join him and robin in any of their activities. if you do you’re sure to get smarter! learning facts abt history and herbs everyday! :) if you accept you often meet up in the library and aquarium room :D
chopper will do his absolute best to protect you even if he’s scared. even when he knows he can’t win he’ll buy you time to get another one of your crew members. so hurry! run! (💗) he’s not a bad fighter at all though! even more so post time skip when he gets kung fu point! at least that one is fighting centered! worst case scenario he’ll use monster point so you’ll need to be quick!!
anddd in an even worse case scenario if you get hurt, he’s a doctor! even if he may forget for a second he’ll bandage you up real good and take you back to merry/sunny! and make sure to protect and watch over you properly this time!! he’s promises!! 🫡😭🩷
chopper LOVES that you’re funny!! that’s literally right up his usopp’s and luffy’s alley. he and luffy are the ultimate younger brother’s, so if he finds something you do funny he’ll copy it (like he does with usopp and luffy, esp pre time skip)
he often wants to play with you. ngl you high key get omitted into the goofy trio simply because you’re hilarious. so they’ll always be bothering you to play and make jokes with them. 🩷🩷
robin📖📜
robin also has no opinion on fodder. if you’re helpful you are, if you’re a nobody you are. if she notices you she does. if she doesn’t, she doesn’t. for the most part the most she’s ever interacted with them is simply asking for directions or clues of what she’s trying to find. which we all know she’s good at <33
however you joining the crew automatically makes you important. and whatever you did to convince luffy you should join is valid to her! especially since she herself didn’t intend on joining until luffy left her with no other place to go!
she is very curious on what a normal life would be like. obviously she knows it to some degree. but more so what would having a loving/regular home be like. is it boring? living a regular life? perhaps that’s why you agreed to join? to spice things up?
she’d ask you to write about it, your life story, so she can compare it to hers. if you just joined she won’t go into super detail about hers. which would be kinda triggering if you agreed to write down yours for her. but she’ll make it a thing to give you bits and trinkets of it the longer you’re on the crew.
she knows all about how pirates can betray one another, having done so herself. and if you’re new that leaves more room for a detached breach of trust. especially in the case you get singled out and interrogated by other pirates or marines to safe your own. she could see that, very plausible.
but if you ask her why she continues to tell even bits and pieces about herself anyway, she’ll say it’s simply because she trusts you. as simple (and ironic) as it is, it’s true. there’s something about the fact that you’re so regular that relaxes her. it’s reassuring in the weirdest way, contradicting the scenario she just laid out.
not only that though, she trusts luffy- LOL. and by that i mean to drag you back because he’s never let a single member he’s deemed his nakama go. 😀 somehow that reminds me to talk about her protecting you! dw she’ll do it well.
as long as she can see you she’ll do everything in her power to make sure you’re safe. and with many hands that task isn’t very daunting. :) but hey, if you don’t like the sound of spines snapping synchronistically i’d advise you cover your ears. just my two cents 🤷♀️
she finds you endearing if you truly have joined the goofy trio. if not she still does, no matter your sense of humor. sure hope you can handle hers tho! (at least what seems to be it, no one fully understands that morbid mind..) she’d be much obliged to hear witty/intelectual jokes. especially (respectful) ones about history!! :)
franky🦾🤖
franky has similar views to robin when it comes to you being fodder. LOL 😂 he’s honestly chills w it. when do we ever hear him complain abt his own crewmate’s ways? literally never..to a certain degree that goes for everyone! even if they do get annoyed by it no one genuinely tries to change anyone
which i love abt the strawhats ♡ and as we can physically see, franky is the LAST one worried abt how weird or normal someone is 🤣🤣 if you wanna spruce up your character he’d have no qualms abt helping you with that! but he will ofc agree with luffy’s suggestion to turn you into a robot.
it just adds character in itself yk? say you like ice skating, but can’t really on the ship right? well, why wait until a winter island?? you can just turn your feet on skating mode that shoots out water and freezes it, as blades come out the soles of your feet and BOOM! you can ice skate!! doesn’t that sound awesome? (que luffy agreeing and “wowing” in the background)
no seriously tho it’s pretty refreshing to remember what it was like to be normal through you. the good ol days where tom and kokoro would encourage his career and to stop arguing with his brother.
as seen in the show this man is a man in tune with his emotions. he’d shed a tear (or few, or totally ball with snot) and hug you, 🫂 thanking you for bringing back such memories. no, he didn’t lose them, but remembering them just now felt really good. 😂💗
after that interaction he takes protecting you very seriously. as he would any of your crewmates tbh. even if that hadn’t of happened you’re still under their wing now, and he will go to bat for his people.
your funny side is definitely smth he can get behind and in fact join in on. even with a straight face. franky is a ridiculous, goofy and 100% shameless character who loves a good silly moment. he will indeed join in on all your jokes, antics and anything inbetween. making his own all the while—yeah he’s cool with it. and of course, chopper usopp and luffy are laughing, clapping and adding to it all.
brook💀🩻
being fodder has never hurt anyone! :) i mean except the fodder themselves..but he won’t let you get hurt!! he’s pretty new to the crew himself but he most certainly won’t let anything happen to you! in all his years of combat experience he’ll use everything he’s got to protect you!!
in luffy’s honor and name 😊🫂 (i find it so cute how much he respects him, he even called him luffy-san at first, everyone really!) tbh he’s one of the ones that doesn’t really ever mention that you’re fodder. ngl you high key get put into the weak trio when it comes to combat related things
dont even get me started if you really don’t have any form of self defense. now you really just stick to someone strong, or watch the ship. probably with chopper (or nami or usopp depending on who wins rock paper scissors bc all three of them were too scared to go) brook would also be willing to stay behind and keep you company though! you could sip tea or he could play music for you <3
or you could get a tour! so lucky you if you’re too scared to go too! if you aren’t and are adventurous i’m sure luffy wouldn’t mind. everyone would just know to look out for you :) it’d be cute if brook volunteered to do it specifically. maybe for your piece of mind or perhaps just out of kindness. i could see him doing that though.
his old crewmates were pretty much regular. and if you ask me, in general he seems to be one of the ones with the most experience with regular ppl tbh. him and nami are pretty tied. the rest do too but they were either also unique/not fodder or had an important role to the story. aka not fodder- LOL. anyway.
brook pretty much gets you and your mindset. not questioning you or anything like that, he’s more so interested in helping you settle in and feel apart of the crew. and getting to know you personally/your interests! but emphasis on getting settled in. he had to find his own way, and even asked robin for advice if i remember correctly, and if you remember 🤣
as i’ve already mentioned if nothing else brook is set on protecting his people. i mean after what happened i couldn’t imagine him letting that happen in front of him again, only to an enemy. awful. he could never, he’ll protect you with every bone in his body! except..that’s all that’s left! YOHOHOHOHO!! (get it? it means he’ll protect you with everything he has! YOHOHOHOHO!! DOUBT SKULL JOKE!!!😂😂)
now as you can see i’m already ona roll making double skull jokes. if you’re a comedian so is he because he loves his skull jokes. if you wanna take it there the two of you could probably bug everyone, bouncing jokes back and forth with each other. it’d be fun to even make a game or competition out of it. and luffy chopper and usopp are making bets over the last pastry sanji made on it 🥮🥐
jinbe🐋🦈
being regular definitely helps jinbe settle in and balance out between the strawhat madness. if nothing else he knows he can come to you for peace of mind and reasoning. or just to explain the chaos 🤣🤣 (spoiler jinbe..there is no method to their madness 😂😂 and i’m predominantly talking about luffy here..)
he’d enjoy doing or helping whatever hobbies you may have since they don’t involve/end up receiving a punch from nami at the end. tbh i feel like he and nami most need comforting reader 😭🫶 he likely also asks you about how things normally go on the ship and routines so he can get in line with everyone else 😊
you being regular/fodder really doesn’t phase him. at most he’s concerned for your safety. he knows these seas and it’s treacherous waters, and more troublesome than that—who roams them. he has trust in his captain and your crewmates however. he may not have been on the crew long but he does advise one thing: “stay by at least one of us at all times, surely we’ll protect you.”
and he most certainly will! if there’s one thing he can do it’s fight! and two steer a ship! :) so don’t worry and hang on tight to any incoming waves and stay close by him when a foe is near, for jinbe is here! LOL I HAD TO!! 🤣🤣 seriously though if you ever wanna learn fish man karate he’d be open to teaching you!
im sure he found out the pleasant surprise that robin had been taught by none other than koala so quality time for you, robin and jinbe would be instructor jinbe with robin lending a helping hand! 😊🫶 NO FR THO- 😂 she’d be the assistant/giving pointers on what helped her! she’s always been a natural quick learner anyway so i’m sure she could offer some advice!
he’s a lil stoic but he definitely knows how to let loose and have fun! especially when he’s drinking 😅 so mostly during parties is it that he laughs at your comedy. when he’s already giddy anyway 😭 not to say you can’t ever get him to crack a smile with a quick witted one! i think you could! 😉😊
ace🔥🏴☠️
being fodder is completely fine with ace. he’s one of the ones i can see you being interested in each other from jump or just as friends since he’s actually polite and not super crazy 😂😂 he’s reckless yes..but he has his head on straight. common sense, the thing many pirates abandon in search of the one piece. (when you can have both…you don’t have to throw common sense away……in fact i think it might help you..please keep it..)
regardless of where or how you and ace meet he’s sure to be his charming and (canonically 😏) handsome self! thus you won’t feel weak in the sense of him boasting or threatening you. and it’ll in fact give you space to feel safe around him, and less like he’s a pirate even! cuz pirates will immediately let you know if your life means little to them. but ace is reasonable enough to only want someone dead when they’ve hurt those he cares about!
speaking of which!! ace is very proud to protect you!! which i must say i find super adorable ☺️❤️🔥 he knows he’s strong and if there’s one moral he stands by it’s protecting his people. which most definitely includes a valuable member like you! so what if you’re fodder? your strength isn’t in being able to move mountains physically, but mentally. because if he never told you, know that the sense of normalcy in your aura, habits and mannerisms definitely ground him in a way he needs ❤️🔥☀️
being regular is ok w him!! ace he sees u as special even for you or others don’t. the ability to comfort and remain kindhearted on these seas isn’t one you come by everyday. it’s not like he has standards for who can and can’t be his friend outside of if you’ve already made an enemy out of yourself! it doesn’t so much matter if you were green, nakama is nakama 🙌🧡
being funny is definitely smth he likes abt you. it probs reminds him of luffy. not to say that you’re immature, or anything like that. just one of those things that you find in two different people you like and it’s just kind of special from your pov 🤗 he likes how you liven things up!
there’s so many gruffy personalities on the whitebeard pirates ship, someone ought to bring some sunshine :) ☀️💛 (ironic coming from ace isn’t it? he doesn’t even know 😂🩷) i’m sure they still love to party and such, they’re pirates after all it’s what they do! it’d be great if you put on whatever your style of comedy and jokes on as a show for them! like how luffy sticks chopsticks up his nose and in his mouth 🗿🤣🤣
if you do choose to do this, or even just being able to have the whole squad laughing with your jokes (LOL) he’d love and feel proud of you for it. the camaraderie between those pirates is thicker than thieves, but there’s nothing like a good joke to bring them even closer!! <33
part one has the rest of the characters aka shalnark, feitan, uvogin, phinks, nobunaga and machi also this excludes hisoka and kalluto
“can ya write about their reactions when y/n is a member of the troupe where she's just rude. Like beyond necessary. And she's naturally colder than ice, both physical and emotionally (physically she's not bothered, like its only possible to notice that if they touch her -accidentally in a mission). After years and years of knowing the troupe, she might start warming up in her own way, like using their clothes, shampoo, cologne, their stuff in general. Ofc after all that time together they might start having feelings for her, like, *ahem*!?”
⬆️ part one of the request summed up for (much needed) context!!
also quick disclaimer‼️ to anyone who reads, the person who requested gave me more context about their oc so if part 2 and part 1 seem a bit different that’s why <33
Illumi:
so honestly i feel like illumi doesn’t care much abt appearances, i mean no offense but look at his fashion sense..needless to say hisoka has clearly influenced his..😭 but still?? pins in your clothes? i mean i guess it’s for convenience of his nen…i can’t tho 😭😭 POINT IS he’s no one to judge even if he doesn’t like your fashion style. so something as classic as a red robe is something he surely won’t have a problem with. why would he? as long as your performance doesn’t go down because of it or something, so what? that’s pretty much all the troupe’s opinion tbh 🤷♀️
a cold person you say? sounds familiar to illumi! real familiar…(this guys whole family is paid murderers) no hesitation to end lives?? hisoka got competition on that prenup….🤣🤣 not actually, but it’s funny isn’t it?? 😂 😂😂 no seriously your character is just as twisted and evil as him really. i’d be shocked if you don’t join him and hisoka to make a trio when you warm up to the troupe. and your habit of not announcing yourself doesn’t go unnoticed, but he doesn’t need to say anything since he’s very observant. essentially im saying, you don’t need to say anything for him to notice. especially since change in the air pressure when you walk in is telling, and he certainly takes note of it. rarely speaking besides insults doesn’t bother him much either. actually not at all! illumi truly has his priorities straight, insults have quite literally never hurt him and being quiet and eerie sort of runs in the family sooo.. 😗😙
being ignorant and disrespectful isn’t a deal breaker in the slightest, a sensitive assassin just sounds like an insult in itself to him. clearly one would need more training if they bruise from mere words. leaving mid sentence during boring conversations is actually quite reasonable to him. why waste what could be used to create a valuable plan or put action to plans? if there’s anything you can infer about him it’s when things don’t go to his plan, he is a manipulator after all, of course he wants control. and there’s no room for fruitless babbling in said plan. it’s good that you don’t discriminate who you kill no matter they’re looks, morals or powers. i mean, by his moral code anyway. that’s how he decides where to place you by the way. and for the record, you’re way above most! (but again i don’t think that matters to you, you cold hearted son of a freak 😂😂🩷)
being masculine doesn’t much matter to him. gender doesn’t affect things in his eyes, efficiency does. and being a silent killer is certainly most efficient! im serious, you could be a potential marriage candidate for him if you were ever interested!
hate at first sight is something he’s not against. he typically ignores anyone who’s not important to him, kills anyone in his way and only has the basic conversations needed with those he seems to actually matter. it’s just funny to me how his entire perspective of how he views you is based off whether he cares about that thing or not. which i guess is how people are, but it’s just really prominent with illumi, so the fact that your passing his standards with flying colors is hilarious 😂😂🤣
for the record illumi doesn’t mind your glaring either. he’ll notice it but won’t question. it doesn’t surprise him seeing as though your entire demeanor is based off being the entirety of the human race’s biggest hater. 😊(😭😂🤣) oh and neither does using a voice changer either. i say that because i feel like he can tell. it just feels like he would have an inkling that you do. if ya arch my drift 🤷♀️🤪
illumi joins pretty late in the game so you not showing up besides when chrollo calls you really doesn’t affect him. plus that really applies for all the members right? none of them have to come if they don’t wanna, they just do out of loyalty.
even if you’re uncooperative for missions illumi really doesn’t care abt the phantom troupe’s agenda, so it doesn’t matter to him much. esp since he’s literally just there for his agreement with hisoka, but if it affects his situation in the moment he would just take over and handle it himself. not that, that would get you on his good side since illumi seems like the type to have an intolerance for incompetence/incapable people (which is hilarious because you’re far from that), not that you care anyway 🤗 so..i guess it’s not a horrible situation??
oh yeah! and as far as you being physically cold at most if he’s starting to see you as a potential partner in marriage to strengthen the family, he’d be concerned if it’s due to sickness or not. (wait til bro finds out your backstory 😭😭)
at first he, like everyone else thought you were a conjurer. since in fights you spawn your huge nen scythes. as powerful as you were he sees no qualms with that abilities. and he quite favors attack type abilities if i do say so myself with my own opinion.
but when he finds out your real nen type is not only his own, manipulator, but also insanely powerful, thats probably what sealed the deal to marry you he becomes greatly intrigued, having great affinity interest in powerful people, and powerful people only.
“White Noise” a transparent white nen screen that appears around you when you activates your ability. it hacks minds, controls nervous systems, distorts facts & realities, controls line of thoughts, steals nen types, hatsus’ & abilities, can make you forget a truth & believe a lie, searches in web (internet) & in minds. searches in minds of dead people. great computer skills, etc. with hacking is x1,000 better than shalnarks. it can help a LOT in interrogations, even if you prefer not to use it, enjoying the slow method, finding it more efficient. even though white noise is a powerful hatsu, you rarely use it as it’s a waste of energy and spends a lot of nen. plus it makes stuff too easy, so you mostly use other abilities n skills. now THAT is a nen ability he can get behind and definitely wants in his family! if you were to when you get together (he’s plotting it atp. like actually) he’s 100% gonna try and convince you to use your ability more and suggest (the rigorous and genuinely torturous 😃) zoldyck training to enhance your nen capacity 😉👍 (blink twice if you need help. once? i’ll check in after the wedding…)
when he realizes you’re warming up to the troupe he doesn’t do anything about it. he again, doesn’t care for them. warming up to him though, you’re relationship might start to look like his and hisoka’s. that friendship benefit like relationship. (bc illumi “has no friends” ☝️🤓) (yeah right boi)
so i mean seeing as though these hcs have basically been a checklist for why he’ll marry you now, he’s probably one of the easiest to get with! (in your specific case 🗿) now if he has actual romantic emotional feelings that’s a whole different situation. you’ll literally never get him to admit it and he won’t ever cater to them. he doesn’t even know how to process them and won’t for the life of him. (like literally, as in bc of his lifestyle/upbringing 🤣🤣 [😃😅]) happy marriage though! you’re literally made for each other so i’m sure you’ll have a beautiful relationship <33 (as murderous and emotionally stagnant as it is ☺️)
Shizuku:
shizuku’s turn!! (you have no idea i wrote sm for illumi 😭 i adore how his turned out tho so worth itttt 🤪😜) as a girl who just swears a black turtle neck and some jeans i think she’s pretty okay with how you look! even if ominous. as a troupe member she’s not intimidated by basically anything. she’s the threat in the first place how could she be 😂 she’d find you mysterious though! thats for sure :) she’d definitely be curious about you, ironic i know since she’s likely to forget if your new. of course she’ll ask anyway! (more than once, until she remembers 😭)
weirdly enough your cold personality n habits only intrigue shizuku further. she does wonder what drove you to be this way. don’t get me wrong she’s used to people being jerks, heartless, etc. she’s a cold blooded killer herself! even though they call themselves thieves instead 🤣 but still! she’s already know the rest of the members for a minute now, so you being new she’s puzzled with your demeanor. especially with that fact that you refuse to speak outside of insults 😭😂😂 the first time she heard your voice only grabbed her attention even more. for it to sound so cold and lifeless, robotic. just like you! it’s ironic to her, and very fitting. im on the fence on whether she would know it’s a voice changer or not. she would either know right away through personally knowledge or possible figure out through shal since he’s good with tech and would surely know it the second he hears it. or she would have no idea and just think your voice truly matches you 🤣🤣 most the times you open your mouth for once it’s literally an insult, she doesn’t pay much attention to it in the moment but she does note that you don’t seem to plan on contributing to planning or discussions whatsoever. 🤭😂😂
ignorant and disrespectful. leaving mid sentence. indiscriminate killing.
announcing your presence with a change in air pressure (even if unintentionally) is something she definitely acknowledges and is fascinated by. she’ll even ask “how did you do that?” to which you most likely either ignore her existence or reply with an insult :) “of course a feeble minded nit wit like you wouldn’t know.” (POOR SHIZUKU 😭😭)
being masculine or feminine doesn’t change her opinion of you. regardless of whether you act like the daintiest damsel or the manliest macho man (LOL 😂😂) you’re still gonna be one thing for certain—cruel. so what if you act like a dude, it’s not like anyone can really tell what gender you are under that cloak of yours, and your voice is so robotic it couldn’t possibly be your real one. you are the definition of mystery and your gender isn’t the first one she’s trying to solve (spoiler she’s more interested in what made you so heartless your every word is an insult 🗿)
hating people at first sight sounds kinda wild to her. really just because she always keeps a straight face to basically everything, implying she doesn’t take a lot personally, is an observer and thinks rationally. she’d rather focus on troupe missions, and whether that person is actually getting in the way of what she needs to do than personal matters of whether she likes someone for their morals and whatnot. she doesn’t really care that you do it, though. (it’s so freeing that the troupe doesn’t judge by your looks, power or personality like it’s high key so cute 🙏💌)
glaring at everyone including her doesn’t ruffle shizuku in the slightest. (ngl y’all are polar opposites w that one. your always squinting your eyes to glare at people and she has ginormous big eyes like this
⚫️👄⚫️) 😂😂😂 I CRACK MYSELF UP. the only way she’d say smth abt it is if it could actually possibly pertain to the topic, like if shizuku forgets to mention an important part of them mission and you glare at her in that context. she’ll go “what?” and you’ll most likely roll your eyes and quip about her memory before giving a short explanation of what she left out. (writing that just made me ship you and shizu so much-)
the fact that you only show up when chrollo asks you to doesn’t go unnoticed either. shizuku is pretty observant now that i think about it, she just forgets 😭 she’s loyal to the troupe, and wonders your motives for joining if you’re seemingly not actually interested. the only thing she would find about you more of a pain would be if you are uncooperative for missions. not that bugs her since in her eyes everyone in the troupe does their part. so you’d be taking up space (along with hisoka) by simply doing nothing. she doesn’t get actually angry about it. it’s just one of those “you could’ve done smth” moments. esp since your distance, not purposefully annoying (much like, again, hisoka)
when she finds out you’re physically cold one way or another, she most definitely comments on it this time, instead of quietly observing. “oh! you’re cold!” (yeah i think so, shizuku 😭🤦♀️💗) “did you get stuck in a fridge or something? why are you so cold” (her and her questions 🫶) “is that why you wear that cloak? to keep warm?” “so does that mean your whole body is cold all the time? doesn’t it bother you?” (I LOVE HER 💕)
she watched closely when she first got to see you fight. assuming you were a conjurer that has scythes for a weapon. and tbh, although you were strong, she thought your fighting style was…not necessarily basic, but normal. yk? cuz scythes are cool don’t get me wrong, but the PT members abilities are just so unique i guess she’s kind of used to more flashy abilities. and sees nothing special of yours, no offense. oh how wrong she is..🤗
when she sees your REAL nen type used against a powerful enemy, things totally switch up. now she knows your true power and clearly, your true stats. which is obviously among the stronger troupe members. and it’s really not even physically, just because of how versatile, technical and complex it is! very flexible and useful, generally overpowered. most likely able to counter most nen types, a rare circumstance! she’d even question if your a specialist and not a manipulator (kinda like kurapika, even tho she doesn’t know that i’m talking to you guys LOL. but yk cuz like all the experiments you went through in that lab as a kid, i wouldn’t doubt if they made you like that somehow, sheesh don’t ask me how)
when you warm up to the troupe she’s surprisingly relieved. well, not really relieved so much as she’s glad you won’t be so stubborn, i’ll say. she wasn’t ever worried in the first place, she doesn’t care. but she’d much rather work well with someone than not, keeps things running smoothly in the troupe. and hisoka is doing a fantastic job stalling that, so they don’t need any more of it. 🤣🤣 she finds it endearing how you now wear their clothes and play games with them, especially playing games, since that’s the troupe’s main pass time. and it’s always fun with more players! she really isn’t the type to care if she loses or not (because she doesn’t often win if not for luck- DARN GENIUSES-) so if your smart/really good and keep beating her, she’ll just keep on playing til she wins! or it’s time to initiate the mission :P she doesn’t brag about winning either, just restarts the game. (she won’t wanna play with you much more if you though, which i doubt since you hardly speak 🗿☺️) she’d also wonder if the reason you started wearing the other members clothes is because yours isn’t warm enough 🗿😭 (even more so if you wear franklin’s or uvogin’s since they’d [most likely] be huge on you) which, this question obviously comes from the time she figured out you’re ice freezing cold 😂
shizuku isn’t likely to realize she has a crush on you. it’s most likely franklin or possible machi that points it out. franklin because he’s around you too the most (if you hang out with shizuku often) and just happens to notice it. and machi because shizuku often talks and asks questions about you. which i think she’d do with every new member, but she has yet to stop asking about you, and machi has a hunch..😏😉🤭
Bonolenov:
okay now i’m ngl if anything he might think your fit is clean. if not then he’ll probably think its traditional wear where you’re from. or simply preference. esp since phinks wears an Egyptian outfit (which idk if it’s confirmed his egyptian tho so don’t quote me) so there are obv other possible members who have certain cultural backgrounds. no matter how he views your appearance he certainly isn’t going to judge it. it’s not like it matters anyway, everyone in the troupe is either weird, flashy or normal. as long as you can still got your hands to steal and are loyal 🤷♀️ all that matters
as far as your cold personality i don’t think he would too much comment on that if anything he’d just think “that’s just how they are 🤷” i don’t recall him commenting on much that didn’t matter in the anime. like he would only contribute parts to a conversation that mattered yk? which that’s pretty much all the troupe to a certain degree in serious situations (ahem phinks get in line- 🤣🤣). hardly speaking outside of insults is new though (like yk no one else in the troupe does that). if you just joined he’d think it’s weird for you to willingly join and do nothing but insult instead of helping come up with solutions. or even just interacting with anyone normally. there’s nothing he can do and he’s not about to start an argument with someone who’s fluent in insults. so i doubt he even talks to you for a while 🗿 after you say your remark he just adds another point to the conversation, moving on 😭😭
oh the ignorant and disrespectful you. doing it to other members is kind of just a “looks like they don’t get along” (well yes except it’s with literal everyone 🤣) and if you act this way to him his reaction is “so it looks like they don’t like me either. big surprise” 😂😂 he probably figures out you don’t like him much in the first place by leaving while he was mid sentence. he doesn’t find much point in speaking to you after that if you’re just gonna leave anyway. he’ll talk to the other members or stay silent if it’s just your two on a mission. he’s not the type of guy that just needs noise or ambience/conversation anyway. as for your undiscriminated killing. good! if you were anything less than that…no offense (or maybe all since your always insulting him 😑) but the troupe wouldn’t need you! you’d be said noise that he doesn’t need as i mention earlier (😬) but hey! at least that’s not the case! 🤗😜
your deep emotionlessly robotic voice did initially come as a surprise to him. buuuut eventually he got over it. and by eventually i mean he started expecting it every time you spoke. which i mean isn’t often anyway 🤷♀️ :P but yeah since he knows it’s deep now he cares about that just about as much as your appearance. which is not at all 😄👍
being masculine makes sense to him since i mean, to them they only know about your guy form so..🤷♀️ which i didn’t realize while writing for illumi LOL but hey uhh shh 🤫 NOW in the case that they’re unaware of your gender or SMTH IDK- i don’t think he would care anyway….🧍 um so idk what to write this do is lowk nonchalant level 8 he hardly cares bro 😭😂😂 moving on…
hate at first sight is a strange concept to him. he could never waste his time of day hating someone immediately. like if that were to ever occur for him, he’d just never bother to even breathe that person’s air. like he would just not associate with him. which is what he does to you anyway, bc he doesn’t hate you but clearly you have a problem with him (and like, all the rest of the troupe members) so he just lets you do what you do in your own lane 🗿🗿 (everyone is wondering why you’re here ☺️)
again, any type of negative feelings or reaction you have with him is NOT reciprocated so glaring at him is just kind of pointless and awkward?? that’s not really the right word but if you were looking to offend him with that you’d probably just be met with a blank stare. behind bandages. (😂)
your refusal to announce yourself didn’t change anything after he figured out you can’t stand literally anyone because even if you did he’d only briefly glance at you on the rare occasion you have smth to say that’s not an insult.
thus announcing your presence (even if unintentional) with a change of air pressure the first time would be intriguing to him. he’d be slightly curious to see if pressure or smth to that affect has smth to do with your nen ability. but after the initial shock he’d just figure out when you’ve arrived at base by said pressure.
speaking of which the fact that you only appear in the base when chrollo calls you doesn’t bother him either. in his pov you don’t do much else besides fight so yeah, makes sense for someone who makes it a point to show they don’t want to be there at every turn. it’s probably better that way. troupe fights aren’t allowed and there’s some pretty hot headed members that might start one between you too one day. so don’t take it personally but the less often you’re there the better. 😄
now if uncooperative for missions he’s just gonna view you as place holder spider. he has absolutely no idea how chrollo hasn’t kicked you out yet but as long as you don’t get in his way he has no qualms with doing all the fighting himself. he’s plenty capable and doesn’t need back up. but listen if you get caught in that one whistle attack (smth abt jupiter i think it’s called) that’s on you buddy. YOU’RE the one who didn’t wanna help. he has to do this by himself and YOUR in the way. you either run or hope you got enough durability to be fine afterwards. it’s up to you, but he’s about to spin now. 🌀🌀 (😂😂)
when he discovers you’re physically cold he’d probably wonder if you have some sort of condition or something (the most accurate guess of all the troupe members yet) or if all that heartlessness is catching up to you 🗿🗿 other than that he doesn’t care. 😘😜 (again). dude is like utterly detached from you ngl. but like why would he stick around sm who hate him like? he’s being reasonable tbh, that’s perfectly valid
so your a friggin CONJURER?? who can make WEAPONS? multiple scythes?? and you still refuse to fight? okay opinion reformed your now a jerk off. what are you doing all this for? 😭 like bro give your position to someone who will do their job we already got hisoka bro we do NOT need you homie. 🙏 - in the case that you don’t help. now as for if you do help, and the troupe initially thinks you’re a conjurer..! well cool i guess dude! like shizuku he kinda finds your ability anticlimactic. and you got no excuse if you have a lot of aura especially. like you could’ve done anything and you chose a regular weapon. you could have done a unique one at the very least. i don’t remember his exact background rn but if there are/was other strong nen users in his clan he’s just disappointed. bc now that means he’s been surrounded by strong nen users all his life (who i just KNOW all had unique abilities) and here you are, a strong nen user, wasting your potential. smh. (😭)
OH OKAY NOWW we’re talkin!!! congratulations! this (your actual nen ability aka white noise) is probably the ONLY reason he tolerates you and why an enemies to lovers with him is possible!! hehe up coming headcanon spoilerrr :P bc now you’re actually useful!!! and not fighting (if you don’t) actually makes sense!!!!1!!11! you reserve your energy for the big guns! when it counts! wow, now he’s starting to wonder if there’s a reason for that bad attitude of yours! (😭🗿🗿) (there is. but is there a cure? no.)
after warm up to the troupe is the second ‘only reason’ (LOL) why he tolerates you. and boy has it been a long time coming. a true enemies to lovers i’ll tell ya! at this point though he’ll start acknowledging you and what you say (aside from the insults really, he takes what you say and cross those out mentally, it’s not like they help or anything…..) and you play games with the troupe now!! even wearing their clothes?? that indefinitely confused him. turns out were a big softie then??? to some degree anyway, i guess. - Bono
muaahahahaha the most interesting part….his new found crush on you!!!! 😼👩🔬🧪⚗️🔭 (it makes me feel like a mad scientist. don’t ask you won’t get an answer.) he’s more confused than he’s ever been in his life as to why he likes you now. to be fair he never hated you back. but it’s just weird that now that you don’t hate him, he likes you. could it be that…he liked you all along? nah! probably not! 😊 thing is, you just stopped hating him, and everyone else. and you still insult everyone anyway. wouldn’t kind of ruin that to tell you? yeah nvm he’s never telling you. but he’s kind of okay with that 😉🤷
Franklin:
he’d find your red robe to be just fine. and now that i see him in the gif (LOL) it reminds me a lot of feitan. except you’ve got a hood that covers your face soo. but anyway! since it does look like fei’s he’d obv be fine with it seeing as though he doesn’t judge him for his. and again, the classic literally no one in the troupe cares abt that stuff. or like, anyone in hxh..😋 esp since this guy is just frankenstein in sm overalls man who is he to hate 😭😂😂🤣 at least your aura farming 😜😂😂
with your cold personality he literally won’t say anything. he’s actually quite confrontational as we saw with him fighting with uvo in the 1999 ver if you’ve watched it or seen the clip, but i don’t think he would fight all the time. i mean obv it’s not even allowed. for a good reason, the troupe would fall apart with needless arguments between powerful nen users 😅😅 not the point! if you took it there, HE will take it there. which is intriguing for once since most the troupe disregard your slander. esp since you do it constantly and that’s all you say? mannn i’m sensing another enemies to lovers coming on strongggg bc you two will have to flip coins deciding who’s right 12 times a day at MINIMUM. 😂😂😉
he just can’t stand the fact that the few times you do have input it’s negative. like why even say smth??? he’s pretty respectful if your locked in w him like that (to like shizuku and chrollo) so your definitely one of the people he respects the least (the other is hisoka, which one he tolerates less depends on which one of you joined first).
and don’t get me started on the ignorant and disrespectful act……….except i’mma have to get started bc these are headcanons and this needs to be talked about. (🤣) (aw cmon i thought it was funnyyy). fine. you being ignorant isn’t SO bad to him since he’s used to shizuku and her questions/not knowing stuff. but because you two are highly likely to have personal beef he’s def not helping you. 😂😂 what makes this even more hilarious is you could not know smth simply bc you weren’t listening when they were making the plan, and now he knows the answer and he’s just not gonna tell you 😊 and being disrespectful well, that’s the very reason he doesn’t like you! 😙😝 i mean leaving mid sentence?? that’s SO rude. you don’t even ARGUE properly with people. truly cold from your actions and body language to your venomous tongue! now just about the only thing that he doesn’t scoff at you doing is killing indiscriminately—because he does the same. on the bosses order of course. but as soon as it’s a go he couldn’t care less who’s comparable to a sponge with the way they’re riddled with bullets when he puts his fingers tips back on.
his voice is pretty deep as well, and he wouldn’t be intimidated by a deep voice anyway, but he does note that yours sound inhuman, artificial. (hmm wonder why totally not a voice changer. btw i feel like if they had some in hxh if you pay attention you could probably tell that it is one since it’s not a nen ability yk? which is why i write it this way :3) it’s robotic. which is what mainly gives it away to anyone paying attention. and pay attention he does, not because he’s interested in you, but because he doesn’t trust you. he won’t even walk in front of you so you’ll never get the chance to (figuratively and literally [with your scythes] ) stab him in the back.
being masculine, he just assumes your a guy really. although because he doesn’t trust you, and you have a voice changer and no one even knows what you sounds like, he will suspect you of being a woman. i mean, at some point they thought the chain used was a woman, i wouldn’t be surprised if franklin suspected it to be you! even more so since you wear that red robe and no one knows what you look like! yeahhh there’s way too much evidence. as much as he’d despise having had a traitor in the troupe a tiny part of him would be shamelessly glad that your getting kicked out. and of course killed. unfortunately for him, you are NOT said chain user 🥱😂😂
hate at first sight is mutual with him for once. i mean not really, his first impression of you not showing yourself was sketchy. and then your voice n the fact that you only stir up conflict with your insults. so essentially it grew to be mutual, but trust it didn’t take long to get there. he’s one of the few that truly can’t stand you! (which ngl finally an interesting reaction again cuz who turned them into the nonchalant aracnoides???? WHY ARE YALL LIKE THIS?? nah ik why…✨aura farming✨)
glaring only furthers his distaste for you. simply the cherry on top. it annoys him but he doesn’t do much abt it while chrollo is around. typically because it’s a meeting. but when the troupe is simply traveling together? if you happen to come along and glare at him? “what? you looking at something or just blinded by your own funk” HAHAH OR SMTH LIKE THAT YKWIM MAN 🗿🗿😂🤣
refusing to announce yourself works better on his end! it’d be obnoxious if the person that makes your eye jump announces they’re presence in a flashy way. 🙄 he knows you’re they’re though, but the longer you two go without speaking, the longer you go without arguing. and the longer you go without arguing the smoother and quicker things go! 🤷♀️
now don’t think he misses the change of air pressure when you show up. that’s one of the ways he knows your around even if you don’t state it. the other is if he just straight up sees you. and the last is his spidey sense for inconveniences (HIS WORDS NOT MINE- aside from the usage of ‘spidey sense’ heheh that was me. as you can tell…..i don’t think they used words like that back then…..)
only showing up to base when chrollo calls you is also best for him. the least you show up the better in his opinion. he just can’t stand to see you knowing your gonna start smth 😭😂🗿 even if not with him before you joined things ran slightly smoother 🤦♀️ (inferring that hisoka joined before you. if not then it’s even worse bc back to back nuisance number 1) you and nuisance number 2) came [saiki k reference anybody? 😄] ). he doesn’t get why you’re here if you clearly loathe everything and everyone that both breathes and doesn’t.
if you’re uncooperative for missions his not disappointed but not surprised. annoyed and not surprised. you mean to tell me you have a not-half-bad nen combat adjacent nen ability and you STILL don’t wanna help? BRO what are you contributing to the air quality or smth???? WHAT are you here for?! nah you GOTTA be the traitor, your a SPY and you’re boss told you to only observe not actually help!!! he’s telling boooooss!☝️🤓 (LOL)
when he finds out you’re physically cold too he probably assumes one of two things after his initial disgusted reaction at the fact that he touched you- (😭😂) 1) you’re always mad bc you’re always cold 2) you’re always cold bc you’re cold (like personality wise, yk? get it? 🤣🤣 oh. 😐 fine. 😑)
tbh i already touched bases on your nen before- but i’ll do it again briefly !1! :3 😁 it’s nothing flashy but his isn’t the MOST unique either yk? he doesn’t really care what TYPE you have as long as you put in effort he respects the hustle! well, except yours, maybe. yes in a personal way, the personal beef transcends your strength and competence. 🤣🤣 if you’re cooperative though it won’t be SO bad. he’ll cooperate too! for the mission, and then after he still won’t speak to you and goes back to hang out with shizuku before you get on his nerves 😊😋 (me: briefly! writes whole paragraph)
as for finding out your TRUE nen type… “hmm well at least you’re not a complete waste of space” - Franklin accidentally starting smth for once bc he thought out loud. (✨🫶) ALL SERIOUSNESS THO- (😂😂) you’re still unbearable. 😐 put you in a can and call it 🎩Franklin repellent🍷 cuz he ✨sincerely✨….! does NOT care abt this discovery. 🤨 you 🫵 OBVIOUSLY aren’t for the troupe in any way shape or form and if anything, he just needs more evidence you’re the chain user! and preferable before you can get a chance to use that powerful ability on one of the troupe members! (he will forever sus you of imposter). 😐 (i’m funny? yes thank you. i thought that joke was particularly rib-tickling 😂😂)
you warming up to the troupe is the weirdest thing yet to him. like?? you were absolutely diabolical for?? how long? and now you wanna be even remotely nice?- what was this all just a tough guy act?? we’re you trying to be mysterious or smth?! 🗿😂🫵 what’s going on??? you suddenly just wanna play games and dress up in other people’s clothes?! in HIS clothes?!⁉️ he sees RIGHT through YOU. 🤨🥱 it’s more than apparent that the secret boss you’re working for wasn’t satisfied with the info you were giving them. it wasn’t enough >:P….they want more, PERSONAL details‼️😤 (yk, making up a whole story is wild)
and honestly the only way i see him having a crush on you after all this is he doesn’t. i’m playing. but seriously y’all came a loooooooooooooooo (hold on 3 more o’s) ooog way. especially on his behalf. you were just being your normal brutally insolent self 🥺 (HAHAH AS IF THAT’S INNOCENT) and can’t tolerate that when directed to the troupe. after you changed he still wanted to sus you, to not believe you. but it could very well be that you simply didn’t trust anyone. if you were trying to shut everyone out- you were doing a very good job at it. in all honesty, Franklin would take the longest for the crush to develop. and when he realizes it did—if he does, he won’t know when the switch over happened or why. why should he just magically like you after awaiting your cremation all this time? and when did this happen? why? just because you went a bit soft? is he loosing his touch with his own vicious nature—or his mind? (😏) (answer key: mind. for you~ )
Chrollo:
now very few of the members who has a slightly more normal drip. and imo one of the if not the drippiest ✅ (2nd is probably feitan my goat and then like paku and phinks w that cool ahh track suit). (i love how throughout all this i was giving my opinions of all the members fits LOL might write hcs of me ranking their first based off what i’d change abt them) OKAY ANYWAYYYY he actually finds your cloak pretty 🔥 his emo ahh would 🗿 it’s not in the kiddie sense where’s he’s like “WOAH THEIR SO COOL 🤩” or smth he kinda just has the opinion but moves on yk? the troupe got bigger fish to fry than how much aura they’re farming from their outfits (even though they farm anyway 😂)
okok now to that personality of yours. quite the character. but he seems to have an affinity for evil people seeing as though he started a whole g ang full of them. im playing i know his backstory and what the troupe was started for n stuff. but you certainly can’t join if your a wimp. so as long as you can back up all that talk you fit riiiiight in! (i say blocking the view from the fact that all the members lowk can’t stand you). i honestly don’t know why he let you in, but if he knew abt your ability from jump possibly i could see it.
rarely speaking outside of insulting ppl doesn’t bother him much cuz he’s all abt keeping his composure. (bro is the antidote to rage bait 🤣🤣) the difference between you tho is the rest of the members respect him and don’t talk to him just any kind of way. now if you do for whatever reason or by chance or wtv smth, then things will run smoothly and normally. but if you don’t it won’t be chrollo breathing down your neck abt it, it’ll the other members themselves. especially phinks, feitan, machi, nobunaga, franklin and uvo. they ar wall fiercely loyal but some are more hot headed/skeptical of you than others. feitan like in part 1 would originally not mind you if you read what i wrote but as soon as you come for the boss joke not funny anymore. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE- alright back to the hcs back to the hcs..😑😒)
being ignorant and disrespectful has the same effect. chrollo himself will possibly have to stop especially uvo, nobu and phinks from trying to kill you on the spot whenever y’all all meet up. if they can’t stand you in their own hcs i wrote for them, only in chrollo’s hcs have you seen them livid. they dedicated their lives to this man, they’re not about to let you slander him. getting up to leave mid sentence would be the last straw, uvo will literally yell at you to sit down (and we all know what his yelling is like- LOUD AHH DUDE 😭). the rest of the troupe would quickly cover their ears and tell him to calm down after, specifically nobu, machi and shal. chrollo would probably just let you go, continuing the plan—not that it frustrates uvo any less. indiscriminate killing is something he basically expects from all his members. like why join if your nauseas at a little blood..? do you KNOW what you’d signed up for? let’s read the job description next time…(LOL no but fr i wonder how they find their new members, like how does it go down?)
your voice also interests him in the sense it does for kortopi. but i guess you haven’t read his yet. LOL well you’ll see. he’s essentially a philosopher so yeah he’s gonna wonder about that part. a lot of parts. the parts he doesn’t know. he won’t question too far he knows that prying isn’t anyone’s cup of tea. 😅🤣 deep is fine, but robotic? emotionless is also something he can see, but paired with the whole robot thing, including the fact that you don’t show yourself. he can’t help but wonder if your just a fully robot exoskeleton 🤷♀️😂😂
being masculine is just fine with him. gender n stuff doesn’t matter to him. not even age really, they were considering gon and killua joining, and kalluto did! but off topic. he very obviously has no problem with any of your preferences of what you’re called, who/what you identify as, how you act, etc. he has men and women in his group and there would be more women if they applied during an open position im sure. your capabilities far surpass gender or looks for the application (LOL i said application like can i be a member too? 🥺 ahh) to be a member.
hate at first sight will again bother the members more than it bothers him. obviously even with everything you could say and do with first impressions he still let you in sooo in honestly won’t do much! atp idk what to write again bc he’s another “only has the same opinion character” like what am i supposed to do with this? 😭 give me smth to work with everyone’s is super long i can’t skimp on the boss man 🤦♀️ anyway ig. tying into what i say later i wouldn’t be surprised if you have hate at first sight for him, and he has love at first sight for you. (me:) 🤫 (you:) 🫢 or if it’s just one of those tropes where one loves/is neutral about one and the other person just heated abt everything they do yk? 🤣🤣 except your my lil nonchalant narwhal so it’d more like 👍/🤷 x 😐(😒) LOL I KINDA LOVE THAT
when you glare at him at most he’ll ask what’s wrong. if you insult him he may or may not asks what bothers you. specifically if you’re talking missions/the plan and you seem annoyed at something. ultimately he has the final call but it doesn’t seem that it means he ignores how his members feel. he makes his plan based of rationality and analysis from what i can see and if you have a plan/or idea or an inkling something might go wrong he’s open to listening to it. from then on he’ll assume you actually have something to say with your glaring/past your insults and icy eyes. which is once again different from him members seeing as though they see it at surface level for what it is. to be fair anyone would, especially with where the troupe grew up, chrollo is just a really philosophical creature.
refusing to announce yourself isn’t a problem since he don’t genuinely be taking attendance of when everyone arrives. (i mean as we see he just waits and if you don’t arrive you’re getting left out 👋😘 HAHAH) announcing your presence with a change of air pressure is something he’s highly intrigued by. this would be the point where he would start questioning you further mentally. as far as not knowing much about you, your motives or ways. he too theorizes about whether or not this is your nen like some of the other members of the troupe. he could ask you, but chooses to observe for right now. it doesn’t take top priority anyway, just him and his notions, nagging himself for answers like always.
only appearing in the base when he calls you seems like the early point where you may have started to think you might like this group, if that’s what you want of course. mostly because i get it you can only dodge to group meetings so many times (ahem hisoka) but still. feels like you do this out of at least some sort of respect right? if nothing else chrollo notices this and also ponders about it. he may even ask you, as a curious man he doesn’t shy away from questions. especially since he’s your boss anyway, why would he be hesitant? he can see right through your insults, to what you really mean. so no matter how you answer he’ll interpret the meaning, even if that answer is silence. (mwah picasso love how i wrote this bulletin‼️ i put the pen to paper on this one 📝✍️ okay nvm y’all let me cook i think chrollo’s can turn out good👌🙆♀️)
being uncooperative for missions—now that’s where things can get bumpy. even hisoka cooperates, regardless if he’s secretly twisting things behind the scenes. he won’t cut corners when checking you on this. if you do wanna talk? fine. don’t like anyone? no one’s asking you to. but if you don’t even wanna do the tasks at hand? now you’ve got him asking why you’re here. like everyone (almost) else was from jump. and they’ll certainly push chrollo to kick you out after this. don’t even mention if the mission went wrong because you didn’t do your job. because i will (🤣🤣 hah! i’ve made the joke and you can’t stop me this time!- OKAY okay..) Nobunaga ups his sword and uvo and phinks are on his side about this. yelling about “what was that?! the plan would’ve went perfect if you just had cleared the way beforehand like you were supposed to!” and “you useless piece of crap! stop joking around, this ain’t funny anymore!!!!” with phinks just straight up winding back his arm. now chrollo does stand up and step in, but you’re on your own to plead this case buddy, i’m out.🏃♀️
he probably found out that you’re physically cold when he told you and some other members to come with him for the mission while the others went off to do their part (like that one scene. wait the one i’m talking abt is the gif i put. ngl that’s one of my fav hxh scenes). you probably brushed against each other or smth idk. anime logic this part or you come up with it 😂😂 but!! he also doesn’t really care. that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s not curious tho. who wouldn’t be? you’re deathly cold when people are warm blooded. definition of a cold blooded killer huh? well it doesn’t slip by chrollo, just hope he never converses with kortopi abt it, he will at least HALF convince him of his theory. or at least he won’t rule it out. which is ironic, once again, because he wasn’t too far from the truth. this hilarious for me because you haven’t read kortopi’s yet so i know both the theory and joke and you don’t, it’ll be hysterical once you do though and you’ll get what i’m talking about. one more thing, just wanted to mention my theory about the troupe holding a non mandatory meeting (so you won’t show up HAHAH) with everyone except you and most likely hisoka about you once they realize how similar some of their opinions are of you. and generally discuss whether you should stay or leave, etc. even more so if you don’t help with missions. machi is the #1 lawyer against you btw.
your nen initially doesn’t seem super special or standout-ish. which does not help you in the case of the last bulletin. it doesn’t necessarily need to be, as we see with kortopi. he just copies things and they can’t do what the original does. but he does help and his ability does come in handy. but having an average ability consulting everyone and not helping isn’t sound like the best person to work with for stealing world treasures 👀 anime logic/tropes tho i tell you
okay now to your real nen type it’s apparent why you’re so cocky now. it taking a lot of energy is kind of a big drawback in chrollo’s eyes though. but it makes sense. he’ll use your ability wisely from then on so i hope you suddenly feel like cooperating on missions if you didn’t before. some of the other members (looking at you uvo phinks and nobu) are chewing rocks in anger that you have this all mighty ability so chrollo likely won’t kick you out now, at least without stealing it and that might be a battle.. (⚠️MAJOR HXH MANGA SPOILERS SKIP THE PARENTHESIS IF YOU ARENT CAUGHT UP TO AVOID BE BEING SPOILED‼️‼️⚠️: it’s giving chrollo vs hisoka, hope you know nen after death)
warming up to no the troupe is lowk diabolical after mentally torturing and dropping the nen bombshell on them but okay you’re already weird enough just do more weird things we love you 😭😭(😂) chrollo obviously sees this but doesn’t know what to make of it. i’m gonna be honest he all in all doesn’t push the matter further since things seems to have worked out in your crazy lil head. he just allows you to get closer to everyone and be your special 3% less mean cold. 🥺 go ahead twin 🙆♀️🙏 (i love me for keeping the 3% the same number throughout this whole thing). maybe you were going through smth he knows the feeling. (y’all are so emo just date already)
chrollo could be a rare character that had a crush on you from jump and that’s why he let you in. (and high key act a fool) bc tbh what other reason would he take that disrespect without kicking you out, killing you or stealing your ability after both? but hey to keep it to how you said it let’s roll with the punches. i did wanna put that theory out there tho. i’m convinced he just straight up saw your crazy and thought i was beautiful and i’m only half kidding 😆 idk that’s just my theory that the crush developed early for him. i can see him growing an affinity for you and never telling you. just enjoying being around you often and constantly apologizing for “bugging you” to spend time outside of missions n stuff. only if you want to 💕 if you show signs of not liking him back he’ll back off and let you be on your own still. don’t expect him not to be secretly melancholy about it. he gives me “born to be a lover boy forced to be a criminal killer” vibes. and you can’t tell me you don’t see it unless you read the manga of the troupes backstory, seen lil chrollo, and still disagree. then we’ll talk.
Kortopi:
literally self explanatory there’s no way he’s judging you for your appearance 😭 (he’s so cute tho im not hating on his swag 😎✨🫶) he totally seems like the type of guy to not even be curious abt stuff that doesn’t make sense or is unconventional or weird looking yk? like he hardly notices bc it doesn’t take priority to him. the troupe is so one track minded it’s not even funny 😂😂 fr tho he dresses kinda similar to you in a way so he wouldn’t say anything regardless. besides your not wearing anything outlandish. i feel like the only thing that could weird out the troupe as far as clothes would be none. like full on flashing everyone menace to society style. that’s abt it they really don’t care 🤣🤣🤷♀️
your cold personality his EXACT opposite demeanor. not in the “he’s harmless and kind blah blah” no in the “too chill to care”. so you’re not actually that far! you’re just too different types of “idc” 😆😊 if you insult him he’s not the confrontational type and since he doesn’t speak much you can’t convince me he isn’t the silent listening type either. he’s the “quiet kid” 🗿 no but in all seriousness he’s an observer. meaning he notices you insult GENUINELY everyone else too. thus he’s not special and there’s no need to take it personally. it’s not like the troupe members can fight anyway and even then he doesn’t have a combat nen ability soooo…
that’s not to say he wouldn’t or couldn’t stand up for himself btw. he just realizes that even if y’all physically or verbally fought the end result would be fruitless regardless of who wins what 😂 speaking mostly in insults is smth he deems useless but what’s he gonna do abt it? say smth abt it and get insulted too? no point. your prerogative i guess. being ignorant and disrespectful. pretty much has the same reaction. he really ain’t gonna do anything 😂 he doesn’t bother asking for your opinion on stuff/looking for your input. he knows it’ll just be word brutality 🤣🤣 not that he talks much himself anyway. i wouldn’t be surprised if you yourself ignore him deeming him as a unimportant character (LOL- poor kortopi 😃)
you leaving while he’s mid sentence. is expected considering what i said prior. atp he values the other troupe members opinions more than yours anyway because well, you’ve never truly given yours! only unprovoked verbal assault. so when you leave he…wasn’t really talking to you anyway! 😂🤗 indiscriminate killing is normal to him. he himself isn’t really all that murder capable but his peers do it like they’re getting paid to 😉 (i mean technically they are except they’re taking their payments 😊👍) he expects you to kill without hesitation really, anyone who can’t clearly doesn’t know what they signed up for and should probably go home to mommy now (FEITAN REFERENCE HAHAHAH REMEMBER? GET IT?? 😂😂😂)
the first time the air pressure changes in your presence he’s curious, not expecting it to be because of someone’s presence but an enemy nen attack or something. he stays calm and looks around, when he spots you though, he can immediately tell whatever’s happening is because of you. purely from instinct. he’s curious as to why this happens now that he knows the source. he wonders if it’s maybe a nen ability? but why would you walk around with it on? what type of nen do you have? he never asks these questions but they linger in mind as you go on to stay with the troupe.
a deep robotic voice, one that’s emotionless at that. well it’s new but it doesn’t change anything. it kinda fits for your look tbh. it’s not like you can change it anyway (LOL THE IRONY SINCE YOU USE A VOICE CHANGER-). he pretty much just leaves it alone 😄🤷♀️ he does wonder if your hiding robotic parts under that cloak of yours though. it would make sense as to why you’re so rude, who programmed you to be so rude? nobody knows. if it wasn’t built into your system he’d assume you broke out after killing your creators and is angry because you were a creation. (which is weird because he’s a little off but not too far from the truth.
you being masculine seems quite normal to him seeing as though he’s literally just assumed your whole backstory and species without asking (which i personally find hilarious bc he’s genuinely convinced without even confirming anything.) so regardless of gender (that he would just immediately move on from anyway like it doesn’t matter whether your a woman or man really) your masculine nature is something he also assumes was programmed into you. matter of fact he thinks you were a robot made to kill or be some sort of assassin 😂😅
hate at first sight is something that truly confuses him because y’all literally hardly if at all ever talk. so why you hate him he doesn’t know. in the case that it’s him specifically/personally anyway. if he observes you hate everyone then he doesn’t have a problem or care. or even if you do have something out for him he really doesn’t care because it’s one sided, no matter how much you hate him he’s never gonna hate you back because he doesn’t really act like you exist. kinda just “the member that chrollo let in”. cuz if not for your combat prowess and to fill the void of whichever number you are, why are you here? as their daily dosage of negativity?? 😂😂
glaring at him is just irony. because he’s gonna look back at you through his one big round eye and just stare back. you glare? he stares. 🗿🫶 (😂) i men’s i’m pretty sure he has another eye but from your pic it’s just one. he isn’t bothered by your glaring either bc it’s better than insults. “at least their quiet” ahh kortopi 🤣
only appearing in the base when chrollo calls you, once again, seems like best case scenario. mostly, again, because your the insultobot 3000 (that’s what he assumes your model name was in the lab, if not killbot6000 🗿😂). he really isn’t all that bothered by your presence, it’s not that hard to pay no mind to your glaring and move on from your insults if your not a hot headed person, and he’s surely not sooo 🤷♀️
if you’re uncooperative on missions kortopi really isn’t gonna do anything abt it. he’s not a fighting savy nen user and he just doesn’t seem like the type to care as much when his job is the technical stuff, the behind the curtains stuff. the stuff that’s oddly specific but helpful. versus if he too was on the front lines i could see him getting upset. but you probably aren’t even in the same area on missions because he’s making a copy of whatever the troupe is stealing this time while you’re killing the guards outside. sooo 🤷♀️ he rlly don’t care. also doesn’t know why you even joined only to insult and not help (in the case that you don’t) but does he care? no.
ngl when he finds out you’re physically cold i wouldn’t doubt if he’s cold himself too. like he and feitan seem like they would too have freezing cold temps. or at least hands for feitan. kortopi might be cold all over like you. he’s small so it makes sense 😭 (😂) it seems plausible for him to simply not notice your cold too because of how cold he is. he might tho since when he touches people he’s used to them feeling warm to him (aka normal temperature 😭) but when he felt you, you felt like normal! (for him 😭 [🗿] ) which obviously means your just as cold as him! cool? he himself doesn’t know why he’s cold so he doesn’t question why you are either.
oh so your nen is also combat based? good! now you won’t be bothering him while he does his job! he can make copies of whatever y’all stealing peacefully 😜 if you’re teamed up tg it’s still not so bad bc typically you’ll be too focused on killing whoever is in the way to mess with him. i could see you getting done with killing and coming over to him, insulting him for going too slow or not being done by the time you are tho. which is pretty funny and ironic 🤭
when he found out your real nen type he was surprised and now completely convinced of your robot origin even more (close enough) now that he has evidence of you having a crazy power. he wouldn’t doubt if you were given nen by some powerful user who’s also a mad scientist or smth. he finds it to be useful, and is in intrigued by the fact that you too are actually a technical type like him that doesn’t have to revolve around combat. except yours can be used for it as well. whereas his? not so much. the part that surprised him most is how much it can do. especially since it can do what shalnark can too. actually no he has a new theory now that he knows what it can do and that it can steal nen types, you were made in a lab as a robot, got fed up with your powerful nen user creators, stole their nen and killed them, went on a killing spree and stealing nen then joined the troupe. maybe that’s why chrollo had you join, because you have both his and shalnark nen and more. if chrollo could convince you to join instead of taking your ability you could prove to be valuable! yeah he just came up with a whole new backstory after that, he still isn’t gonna ask about it to confirm he’s just convinced. “new lore unlocked” ahh kortopi 🤣
as you start warming up to the troupe he, like every other member that was getting used to your brazen behavior, is confused, weirded out and a bit shocked. the sudden switch up is almost comical to him. turns out you just needed to adjust i guess. i mean, after running away from your previous evil creators and being invited into another group, yeah i wouldn’t trust anyone either. looks like the whole insult thing was just a defense mechanism. maybe you were programmed that way even, to not trust immediately. makes sense for a killbot. (yes he’s still on that 😂😂🤷♀️)
his crush developing after you calm down makes perfect sense. there was no way he was even acknowledging you more than a theorized robot before you changed. it wasn’t even really a change, just a 3% tolerance 😂😂 but hey it counts when it’s a stone hearted robo like you 🤷♀️ (yes he’s convinced me, i think your a robot too now 🤣😜) you two likely just ended up playing games more, harmonizing on missions better, holding actual conversations and such that he realized you weren’t so bad. so bad you were kinda good! and ngl, i don’t think he’d realize he has a crush on you. yes it’s his turn to be the ironic on seeing as though he’s also the observant one. but i think he’d think it’s just friendship because you warmed up. and yk your cool n stuff. so your friends now! at most he’d just think he really likes you, your best friends! like nobu and uvo :) what an ironic duo tbh 💞😂
Pakunoda:
she’s a pretty stylish and chic woman herself, literally all of her fits from official art to her in a suit to her regular fit in the 1999 and 2011 version are fire. that said she things your robe is edgy and outdated. LOL NOT ACTUALLY. no actually, not actually, she..like every troupe member couldn’t care less what you wear. i mean tbh a cloak is similar to what feitan’s wearing but in red. and if she does have a problem with that fashion she’s never said it 🤷♀️
people around her having a cold personality is something she’s completely used to. no big shocker there, your in a band of thieves willing to kill for what they’re stealing, including her! and you! loll yeah it literally doesn’t phase her. in fact if you were solely a softie she wouldn’t say anything but would think you’re not cut out to be a member. (not uvo’s type of softie, actual like regular people softie).
speaking in insults is new but nothing she can’t get used to. insulting her doesn’t hurt her feelings obviously, she’s also not one to take it personally or get angry over it. she just notes that the two of you likely won’t get along and moves on. you’ll just be another one of the members she doesn’t interact with (and by that i mean the new members/outcasts: hisoka, illumi and kalluto). when she sees you do the same to the other members she figured you just have a problem with everyone on sight. which is correct 😂 she assumes you have some sort of ulterior motive since your clearly not all that interested in the troupe’s. thus she’s wary of you. not as in scared of course, but she doesn’t thrust you with her life like she does the founding members, or at all. and she keeps an eye on where you are. specifically if it’s just the two of you on missions, making sure your not doing anything to sabotage the troupe or backstab her mid mission.
ignorance and disrespect is nothing she can’t handle. just about as much as insults. the only difference between you and any other person who dares to disrespect her is there’s no fighting allowed in the troupe so she can’t shoot you. so how does she handle it outside of that? well she doesn’t. she, like many others, ignores you. it’s pretty black and white with the troupe with a few minor differences depending on personality. but for the most part their either fighting back or ignoring you, soooo have fun wi the hat info! the first time you leave when she’s mid sentence is the last. she won’t bother talking directly to you again. she’ll do her own thing on missions and make sure you don’t screw it up by not following orders. otherwise, if you got a problem and don’t wanna talk to her, that’s not a problem with her. she simply only talks to the other members from then on. indiscriminately killing is just about the only thing you do that she can agree with. your only behavior that isn’t a problem. for whatever reason anyway, she still doesn’t get why joined only to have an issues with every little thing. you must just really like stealing and killing or something. even then if you have something against people why joined a literal group? just steal and kill on your own??
announcing your presence with a pressure change in the air is good for her since she keeps an eye on you. she observes to see if this is something you can control or not to make sure she’ll always know when you arrive. or if it’s a trick or nen thing of some sort that your using to get them used to you announcing your presence this way only to not do it one day when you need to spy or smth. see she suspects you but is actually reasonable and has theories (ahem phinks if you read part 1)
a deep voice isn’t something that surprises her. why would she go around assuming you have a medium or light one with no basis? tbh it matches anyway since you literally can’t see your face with that cloak on. now she would assume your a guy, and kinda still does, but the fact that your voice is just too robotic is sus. which also furthers her suspicions about your character in general. you know everyone’s real looks and voices and personality, so who are you working for? 🤨 bc they don’t know anything abt you and the hold cold personality thing could for sure be a lie to keep the troupe from questioning you, your background and who you are personally 🤓☝️🤨
being masculine is something she notes but doesn’t regard much. nor believe. she takes everything she observes about you with a grain of salt since you’re clearly a bit too secretive. and it’s not just because you’re rude, it’s for the continuation of the troupe and her boss, chrollo. she does everything for them as we know and you being a liability/threat is not something she’s gonna let idly slide. 🙅♀️ she can definitely tell a few other members a skeptical about you too and that others straight up don’t get along. she doesn’t have the power to kick you out…nor does she understand why chrollo hasnt, (esp when genuinely no one likes you and you like no one) but she’s keeping an eye on you.
yeah after some more watching you she could’ve seen the hate at first sight coming a mile away. this is clearly your agent cover up. possibly anyway, she won’t jump to conclusions, she looks for solid evidence. but don’t you slip up, or it’s lights out for you. seriously though she doesn’t reciprocate this behavior, but again she notes that other members do. she observes your individual relationship with each member, some arguing with you every day, others ignore you, or simply don’t care to respond. she’s not expecting to suck up to everyone if your new, but coming in car fighting doesn’t make sense either….not without a reason. personal or business related, she’s gonna find out why 🤷♀️
glaring at her (and every other member) is simply noted but moved on from. all apart of the tough guy act. she’ll never return the favor, only silently collecting data and keeping it in mind. acting like she doesn’t feel your gaze on her as she continues playing cards speaking or contributing to the mission at hand. she also keeps a list on who you glare at the most and why if she can tell. like if it was unprovoked or because the two of you had argued a lot that day (pretty common for some members)
only appearing in the base when chrollo calls for you is obvious evidence for her, thanks! and it’s something everyone noticed, which will only add to her statement when she figures you out. she does keep in mind the chance that your not a traitor and just a weirdo, but don’t ever give her the opportunity to touch you because she will try it at the given chance to see what you’re intentions truly are. good or bad—clearing your name or exposing you to the troupe 😜🤓🔍
if you’re uncooperative for missions this could be a give or take to her mental file of evidence. because on one hand this could mean you don’t wanna help the troupe for the sake of ruining their plans. or it could mean you have some weird alternative motive if your not willing to engage with or help them. in this case your seemingly not trying to butter them up here, as a spy typically would. but this only makes her more inclined to find answers, and her search continues.
when she finds out your physically cold it’s highly likely she initiated the touch to use her ability on you. she adds that info to her tab but doesn’t theorize on it much. along with your robotic voice she may conclude your some sort of robot spy. it sounds silly but she has to consider every circumstance for the troupe sake. (i love ho she’s gone full on investigator mode 😂). you’re dead cold and so is your voice, if she ignores the possibility and it ends up being right she’ll mentally slap her forehead for overlooking it.
if she didn’t know you worked with scythes she’d suspect you of being the chain user. still doesn’t rule you at least knowing them out though, especially when they find out he has allies that know about the troupe (seeing as though gon and killua stalked them). which only makes her even more skeptical, because them doing that is proof someone wants info on them for whatever reason. (⚠️SPOILER⚠️: SKIP READING THIS PARENTHESES IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO THE CHAIN USER IS, INCLUDES A DEATH‼️⚠️ i actual don’t remember if she died before or after this happened i think after tho? anyway)
now when she finds out your real nen type she utterly doesn’t trust you. the fact that you’re really shady, rude and unpredictable with your overpowered nen on top of that is too much of threat to just brush off as your personality. something’s up here, none of it make sense. are you trying to take down the troupe for your own personal gain? you hid your ability for however long for what? there’s more to you then your letting anyone see and it’s dangerous. even if you aren’t a traitor of some sort how could she possibly trust such a peculiar individual. nothing about you adds up and you refuse to explain. why is chrollo even allowing a dangerous- ohhh. he must be looking for an opportunity to steal your ability. if not that he must want you in the troupe for said ability. she’s still baffled and still untrusting.
okay now the weirdest part of this all is when you start warming up to everyone. she’s not just bewildered, she’s more skeptical than she’s ever been of you. what suddenly changed? are you trying a new approach to your spying? why are you being so..less mean. i’ll say, it isn’t kind….yet. and that’s the problem. if you slowly start easing into a sweet personality to let everyone’s guards down and it works, then, well, it works!! a serious problem if it, uh, works!! i’ve gotta say if there’s anyone that continues sus you when you warm up to them, it’s paku.
i have NO idea how the crush forms. actually i can think of one, and it’s if years go by before she warms up to you herself. ironically enough. your heart was 10x colder than hers when you met, but hers took 10x longer than yours to thaw. opposites attract much?? once it that’s it that’s though. she drops all previous suspicions and you two are thick as thieves! (HAHAH GET IT?? CUZ YOU’RE ACTUAL THIEVES!! 😂😂 bruh. 😐 have you no sense of humor 🙄✋) you’re basically best friends always talking and going on missions and playing cards with each other. like uvo and nobu or shizu and franklin! (so cute <3) she’s probably one of the few to realize she likes you and not freak out about it! she doesn’t say anything right away. maybe a few months will go by before she starts to accept it more. she’ll just be even closer to you instead of telling you. really getting comfortable with you, about her past, her likes, interests, etc. she kind of treats you like you’re in the talking stage/friends that know they like each other. even without confirmation you like her back or not, she’ll do this because she can bc y’all are best friends- LOL
WOO those were fun to write! took me FOREVER to finish but
Boa Hancock & Neferatari Vivi x female reader for women’s day!!
ik I’m late to women’s day guys!! But I’m still gonna participate! (Totally not an excuse to write for some of my fav op girls that I haven’t written much for yet)
Hancock x a fem reader would be like the ultimate alternative timeline to her not falling in love with luffy lol
let’s say your in the kuja pirates specifically,
that would make more sense as to how you got closer since your on the same crew and obviously get to interact with her more versus just fan girling in the crowd lolol 😂
just the same as luffy, she’d realized her love for you after getting worried for your safety and feeling ill (love sick 😀) mid expedition at the fact that you might be hurt
when everyone gets back to the boat she tried to unsuspectingly scope you out (tried because she was actually frantically searching for someone and wouldn’t say who as everyone panicked-) and as soon as she saw you she sighed in relief! But soon after, she started blushing and she felt a warm fuzzy feeling!
what was this? Is this what they call..? Love?!
it was such a joyous feeling..! She couldn’t believe she was feeling such intense emotions at your presence alone!
”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”
”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”
”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”
”all right..!”
”right..!”
”right..”
Your words echoed over and over again in Hancock’s spinning head. You..we’re worrying for her?! Your so…kind!- So!- so!- your such a selfless woman!!
and yeah that’s pretty much how it went HAHAH
you can pretty much guess you’ll get special treatment from then on, she’s in love with you after all!! Naturally it’s her duty to protect her lover! 😊 (you haven’t even asked her out yet Hancock! - Glorisa)
she invites you into the palace and gives you the best food and treatment straight away!! Put your feet up dear! Are you hot? tired? Do you need water?? “Hurry up and bring the giant fans! My lover is hot!”
no pun intended even though you are 😉
“lover..? Lady hebihime..! May I ask what your talking about..😅”
”o-oh! W-well..I was just thinking…maybe…we could go on a date..?! ☺️😅”
“ME?? Hebihime!! I- I’m honored but what brought this about?! This is….strangely sudden, you know? Not trying to be rude!-”
”Hancock!”
”eh??- I mean!- hebihim-”
”Hancock!! Y-you..can call me Hancock..if you’d like!- I mean if you’d prefer to call me something else like a pet name, honey or dear m-maybe-…!”
”But!- hebihime-”
“-And to answer your question! What brought this about……I’m not sure myself…I have no idea actually, I found myself worrying about you and when I saw you again….When I saw you..! When I…..Kyaaa! 😍”
”Hancock!! Are you all right?! What happened!?
“ !!….You…! You!- You said my name!! This must be..! This must be!! What they call!- Engagement!~ 😍😍”
”huh?? 😀 hebihime?-“
“No! Go back! Don’t call me hebihime anymore!! We’re getting married next month so!- So call me by my name from now on! Okay honey?! 😍💗”
*mutters while being carried bridal style by Hancock* “I’m getting married…to the hebihime..😵💫💫”
and yes you actually did get married the next month :)
being the wife of the pirate empress is the liiiife 😎👍 you get whatever you want, whenever you want and however much you want of it!! Without a question! Your words are as absolute as sold gold on the island of women! Hancock will likely even ignore elder nyon/Glorisa for you <3
and yeah you can pretty much just imagine your dream life for the rest! Expect that to become your reality when married to Hancock bc even thanos snap can’t compare 🗿😭
Vivi is such an awesome girl - honorable mention okay? 😤👏
let’s say your not a straw hat tho :) just for funzies :3 imagine you’ve lived on alabasta just as long as she has and even infiltrated Baroque works with her. And also helped save alabasta!
best friends to lovers anyone?? Lesbian edition >:> 👩❤️👩 🧡🤍💖🏳️🌈
after it’s all said and done, and crocodile is defeated, you two say cya to the straw hats and you help Vivi rebuild her kingdom
somewhere during the time things start looking up as for alabasta’s cleanup, she confesses! Oops spoiler :}
“hey!!..I’ve been looking all over for you 😅”
“Oh hey Vivi! What is it?”
”oh nothing I just, well it’s not nothing…can we talk? Uh- you know..in private?”
”oh yeah sure! Come inside I was just cleaning up heheh, excuse the mess..”
“It’s nothing! Really, it’s fine no need to be so formal…we’re close, right?”
“Yeah :) what is it you wanted to talk about though? Is it something bad I’m nervous 😃”
”Oh! Nononono! Nothing bad nothing bad!-“
*sigh of relief* “hah, that’s good 😅”
*awkward yet adorable giggles come from both you and Vivi*
“well..what I wanted to talk about was…us, as in…who we are”
“Oh no Vivi don’t come out and tell me we’re aliens now we’ve barely finished cleaning up alabasta! 😭😂😂”
”what?? Hey! No! I-I’m trying to be serious here! 🤦♀️“
”OH! Oops 😄 go ahead go ahead!”
“I meant who we are as in, as a….relationship! Like- um..we’re friends right? Soo..if we could be……”
“Vivi..you mean..?”
”YEAH! 😭😅 I mean if- if we could be..more, if- if you want if not we can just stay friends-“
”No! I- hahah, I honestly never thought you’d ask, like- literally! I’ve kinda been waiting but you never did so is assumed-“
lots of awkward laughing and explaining of feelings ensue from there 💗(🏳️🌈😜)
actually being in a relationship with her includes training, yes training, because you never know what could happen. Just as crocodile happened and no one knew he would. So from now on she wants to be prepared, she refuses to be blindsided again—for the sake of her people!
she’s a cute mix of awkward, kind and a tad bit shy 💗 it’s like, she almost wouldn’t know how to act around you if you weren’t so close, but you are! So that makes things easier :)
she’s highly knowledgeable and I feel she’d have quiet a bit of hobbies. if you like to do similar things she’d love to partake in those activities with you! But if you have different interests, exploring each one as you teach her about them would be fun too! <3
Vivi is a literally princess, which means as her lover you get princess treatment! 😘 (all puns intended) She can afford it after all! Pell and Vivi’s father would adore you! You make Vivi so happy, how can they not?!
she talks about you more often than you know 🤫 “Dad!! Don’t tell her that!- it’s kind of embarrassing you know?!” oops Vivi heard him
well anyway 😊
Vivi is a very caring and protective lover as seen with Nami (when she stayed by her side the whole time she was ill). So of course that’s not any different when it comes to you, it’s highly likely Vivi knows first aid so if you get a minor injury? Be more careful!! 🩹❤️🩹💋 A major injury?! Hurry! Rush her to the royal hospital! Quickly! Giver her the best treatment! It’s okay, relax, she’s here 💖
Vivi will be with you through thick and thin and her loyalty is unwavering. She may not be the strongest banana in the bunch but she’ll certainly defend you with all she has if it comes down to it! 😤💪
Also!!! Can’t believe I haven’t mentioned this yet!!- Karoo!!!! Karoo loves you <33 Vivi thinks your bond is adorable, especially how Karoo always lets you ride on him :} you bring him snacks and drinks and he runs to you each time. If your tired of walking he’ll carry you without complaints as well so that’s a perk!
I feel the other spot billed ducks would love you as well! Karoo probably tells them how great you are 🤗 You might even like one of them enough to make them your duck! (I would, they seem cooler than a freezer 😎👍)
Okayyy~ lovely readers, followers and anyone new here..!
the only reason he can even remotely tolerate it is because the considerate gifts, his two extroverted best friends and-
🦋🥴you☺️🦋
yes, your his FAVORITE part of his soul day 😊
well actually you’re like his favorite part of like, everything, but STILL!!
you definitely make his b day a LOT more bearable
well actually you make like, everything a lot more bearable- ANYWAY!!
leading up to the big day you, mirio and nejire get together and plan everything out!
which was more of a debacle then you’d expect
mostly because of how introverted amajiki is, so no matter what you pretty much couldn’t:
roller skate
carnival
restaurant
shopping
beach
sight see
explore the city
go outside
which only leave a basic indoor party
there’s nothing wrong with that really! and i’d be perfect for tamaki!
nejire was very fixated on pushing him to go out somewhere fun though
and mirio was torn, he agreed he should try something different
but not at the cost of his comfortability on his b day!
stepping outside of his comfort zone was a task for another day
but according to nejire that was exactly why he needed to go out!
to have an experience he doesn’t usually have and realize how fun it is!!
mirio countered ‘an experience he doesn’t usually have’ is exactly what stresses him out!
at least when that experience involves people
and no matter where you go what do you see? people!
they clearly weren’t getting anywhere..so mirio had the bright idea of letting YOU choose!!
yup! you’re his s/o so maybe he even told you where he wanted to go/what he wanted to do!
and with that nejire has sped off to the store to get the decorations and mirio went to keep amajiki distracted! (from the fact that you and nejire aren’t around)
aaaaand now you’re left at the planning table in nejire’s room to decipher what kind of activity wouldn’t make your boyfriend clam up!
(LOLL GET IT CUZ HE CAN TURN HIS HANDS INTO LIKE CLAMS YK??)
(really 🫤……ANYWAY😠)
later on (bc i hc amajiki to sleep in early and for nejire and mirio to be night owls until a sudden 10:30 where they crash and sleep deeply [at least for mirio i think nejire is a light sleeper]) you, nejire and mirio are back in her room to report progress
mirio says jiki should have no suspicions of your planning 👍
(the thumbs up emoji is so him 🤣🤣)
nejire found quite a few animal (especially sea animal) decor for the occasion
and i’ll leave your progress up to you! :]
if class a finds out they’ll def wanna attend whatever you have planned and help
which is high key a problem bc amajiki already doesn’t like the attention he gets from his b day
and we all saw how he reacted when he had to introduce himself
an entire day about him with 30+ people attending is NOT ideal 😭😭
i mean hey, at least bakugo probably won’t care to go 🤗(😄)
their hearts are in the right place tho!
if you truly just don’t think jiki can handle all that at most they’ll give their gifts to you guys to give to him <33
literally is sweet
i could also see them putting their money together to gift him so he could simply buy whatever he wants with it!!
super creative and thoughtful too bc yk they don’t know him personally like that
so that what he can just buy what he knows he likes
or you guys could even take the money and spend it on whetting stuff since the three of you know him well!
i feel like izuku wouldn’t be able to resist coming over to see him later in the evening to say happy b day himself
just a very izu thing to do
esp after they worked together 💜🌸
i don’t think he’d mind really since it’s sweet and he leaves right after
plus he kind of know him!
he just says thank you shyly without making eye contact
and at that point izuku understands and tells him good night, and that he hopes he had a good day 💓
SO SWEET
when the day arrives i’m sure whatever you planned for him was something he could tolerate and enjoyed
if you need help thinking maybe a movie marathon with the four of you!
or a gaming day yk?
smth low key in one of your dorms
where he feels comfy but is still doing an actual activity!
and it’s not entirely centered around him since you’re all watching the movie/playing the games
so yay him!!
ahh now to the part he actually likes <3
i mean!!! he enjoyed it he really did..it’s just, this is what he was waiting on. when it’s just you too <33
you guys either continue with whatever activity you were doing but it’s just the two of you now
orrr you cuddle or sleep !!
maybe even doing what you normally like to do at this time like read tg or smth!
really he was just waiting on the day to wind down and stop spotlighting him
this part is especially good to him because you are
you’re always kind to him ofc
but everyone is always 10x more buttery on birthdays
and to him it’s the best with you
just a loner in his room with his awesome s/o on his birthday 🫶
how much more awesome could it get?
if i had to give you and jiki a relationship theme song it’d be that one song that goes: (now put it where it fits if your a man/trans/nonbinary or anything other than a girl) “i just stay in my room too long, but i finally got a girlfriend and she’s the bomb!”
