Recently made a gimmick blog so I may be a biiiit less active lm

Some guy just chillin [] He/they [] THIS MAN IS NOT A CRYPTID OR IN YOUR WALLS :)

[monochromeguyemrys]

ok ok ok so

I post art stuff sometimes but it’s all smushed between shitposts, SO

Should I make a blog for art related stuff?

Hell yeah finally

Nuh uh

See results

Voting ended onJan 4

Yall got one week to decide

[poltergeist-42]

Guess what day it is!

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[whalepunk]

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[monochromeguyemrys]

Zoloft 👍🏻

[maestrosigma]

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

[bairenalenko]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[do-not-u-dare]

WHY THE FUCK IS TUMBLR SUGGESTING THIS TO ME. FUCK OFF. IF OP WASN’T DEACTIVATED I WOULD BLOCK THEM

THIS IS NOW A POLY APPRECIATION POST. ILY POLY MOOTS. ILY MOOTS IN POLY RELATIONSHIPS. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME

[sm-64-luigi]

Make’a Spagetti with Luigi!

Noodle water

tomato

mushrooms

seasonings (salt, pepper, garlic salt, oregano, parsley…)

bell peppers

noodles

sugar

meatballs

Tomato purée

garlic clove

Voting ended onFeb 5

Reblog for’a bigger “pool” size! I’a don’ know what that means but it’a sounds important!

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[gardenofstarss]

Which character type would you be in a horror movie?

For example I'd be the smart side character who survives a while and doesn't die to a cliche but also doesn't survive till the end

Probably the one that takes over the situation in an attempt to help but all their decisions end up being the wrong ones

Thank you for the ask!! :D How has your day/night been?

Actually I love this question so I’m gonna make it a tag game if that’s alright

@red-act @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @thepearlinsidetheclamanda @stephanieyumyum @i-am-gargling-orange-juice @zelovinit

[genderfluiddisaster]

also @psyche-official @gingerr-offical yall might appreciate this as well

[gingerr-offical]

I would the person who tries to talk people out of opening the basement door but also the person who found the haunted house in the first place and brought everyone there

@psyche-official @melucia @lwstere @blondeofficial @thedamsolangelofan

[psyche-official]

um i'd probably either be the person who fights the monster or whatever and somehow wins

or

the. person who has no idea what's going on and miraculously survives 'cause i was asleep or something

@thedamsolangelofan @library-of-hell @ray-ofiiight @melucia @lwstere @blondeofficial @genderfluiddisaster @calcium-is-screaming @caffeineaddictedandindecisive

[calcium-is-screaming]

the who the audience screams at because i follow the strange noises and probably die first

@stank-bugg @untamedwolfcryptid @alex-likes-stars @exameterr @the-grassy-hill @remington-is-awesome @small-bottle-of-expired-milk

[queen-of-sapphics]

I would probably the voice of reason that nobody listens to

@waitingonabook @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @commander-starscream-the-great

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

i’d be the one that tries to stay calm and think of a way to survive

@lavendertortoise12 @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @chaoticgaektcat @foundheaven013 @finnjareau-prentiss @eighty-ninth-piano-key

[lavendertortoise12]

would probably be the one to freak out the second a loud noise appeared and then run away screaming and end up getting killed as the first victim-

@clauloves5sosandgays @melinamayhem @wool-and-writing @lettersfromkleio @odetoatropa @mayawithany @wallyblack1925-offical @krow-offical+ open tags <3

[krow-offical]

I'd probably be the one that tries to act rationel but the other people won't let me and i die

@joylivie @who-am-i-anyways @mayaruby24601 @mayawithany @mariorat-the-aroace @finnthephrog @darknesswrappedinfallcolors and open :)

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

Id be the voice of reason that no ome listens to, but i wont abandon my group and i end up sacrificing myself

 @shenanigan42 @lotions-and-potions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @im-a-rock @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner  + open!!

[the-aricher]

i'd be the most terrified one and would be wayyy too scared to even go to a dark basement and i'd prolly be the first to die @darling-deceased-female-2 @221biandconfused @doyoulikedem @eleventhirtythoughts @balladofareader @ch-cherryhair @dramaticinlyf @foundheaven013 @lightsabersandbluecookies @sarkastic1515

[anna-in-the-afterglow]

id be the one to find something for everyone to defend themselves with, be the one to patch the wounds, and mourn the loss of literally eveyrone bc ily @lightsabersandbluecookiesn @2catnip4me @221biandconfused @lovely-mosspatch @rosemelodyshah

[rosemelodyshah]

I wouldn't even know we're in a horror movie, but I'd made jokes about how we are in one (for example if we can't find the remote I'd say the ghost took it because we insulted him with mediocre horror movies) and the whole movie I'd be telling everyone perfectly non ghost reasons foe everything happening. I'd survive on pure "hah the ghost is gonna kill me? Ghosts were our pets Ill wrangle this one" energy, will have a scar or two extra, crazy amount of lore during the whole movie the sort the ghost will be taking notes of, and I'll publish a book about ten years later telling everyone about the adventure, which might eventually make said haunted place a tourist spot. Which would cause the ghost to move in with me and we'd just be two very weird roomates.

Oh and also someone's mistaking me for some haunting thing at some point and I never get to correct them because my obliviousness doesn't realise. Like maybe I'm grabbing something at night with my hair down and everyone thinks I'm the ghost 😂 At some point I've actually been possessed but honestly no one knows when. I'm probablyore human when I'm possessed then when I'm not. I also make an extra plate of food for the ghost thoughout the whole movie, and we never see how when or where, but the food is always eaten. Also I'm probably asking everyone to binge watch that random ghost movie with me from 30 years ago, so idk you lot probably don't like that a lot.

@moroniccats @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike @moriartea221 @identitycroissant-tm @bridgeoverstrawberryfields @strange-little-spy @roseisgoat and whoever else wants to do

[roseisgoat]

I'm the one constantly doing unrelated stuff, which eventually gets me killed

@othellovr @crow-human @aceexists @mjthesilly @astracaedes and anyone else

[rosemelodyshah]

"Someone's gotta water these carnivorous plants you understand! (Said carnivorous plants end up eating you)"

-you, the whole movie 😂

[roseisgoat]

Pretty much, yeah

[monochromeguyemrys]

The one that the writers forgot about- or the one who’s so unbelieving in the supernatural that I stay alive for comesy

[extracheesehead]

this looked cooler in my head

[monochromeguyemrys]

Well it looks cool here soooo

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[spoonfulofjesus]

Be normal about self-inflicted scars.

Self-harm scars.

Dermatillomania scars.

Acne scars.

Bald spots, whether it's on the head or eyelashes or wherever.

Failed body modifications.

While I'm at it, be normal about scars. All scars.

You would see someone who went through such pain and your reaction is disgust or condescend? Did you think that through?

People with scars are not disgusting. Not disturbing. Not deserving of a body horror trigger or gore warning. Not your villains or horror movie monsters. Self-inflicted scars are not disgusting or pitiable. People with scars are people who went through something awful and came out the other side alive.

[goblinbasil]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[peterquillsuggestion]

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

[fencehopping]

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

[the-stray-liger]

I’m laughing it starts like a magical girl transformation and then it just goes splort

[tentacleteapot]

[officially-bbc-news]

i. What

Why is it pink

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

the magical girl transformation were you not paying attention

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[monochromeguyemrys]

whoa holy shit I’m still alive yall

I’ve just been running a character blog so like. I’m not realllly using this one as much lmao

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[goldensunset]

hi your post reads like a poem to me

[monochromeguyemrys]

pimin