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Acquired Stardust
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Not today Justin
Kaledo Art
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@moony-side-up
what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.
southern american politicians will be like "m'name's buck bingo and i'm a hard worker...... just like y'all" and he's an private school + ivy league educated guy actually named buckley beaumont carlisle who was born into a family who owned slaves and still profits from it to this day. and people eat that shit up.
last night i went on a crazy wikidive lol
i was going to ask what other versions of this exist in other countries lmao
Harvesting some bangers from the tags:
the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
polar opposite of this post
inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this
This is really beautiful!!!
tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation
(Review 2)
this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime
JasperDasper started out just curious why everything had suddenly become about trans people and questioning some of the sources used in a book. He came out of it, 4 years later, with a 5 hour long video that connects all transphobia to less than 60 people. (I'm not joking. literally every single transphobic rhetoric and bill passed is because of these 50 or so people.)
If you wanna watch it I cannot recommend it enough; I just warn that it covers a LOT.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
I’m killing your parents before you’re born
Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.
Isn’t that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesn’t have to
Yes it does.
BRING IT BACK BOYS
I don’t deserve this
Someone out there needs to see this post so they can remember how much trouble it caused and not tell derin to make it.
How to enjoy the Time War
Cactus Pears (2025 🇮🇳), dir. Rohan Kanawade
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
“Roses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
Never letting this die
As a creative I must master all three and unlock the secret middle one
Don’t worry, Aristotle’s got you covered:
quick practice of coloring and hair
breaking points
for @pocket-lin ♡
Jes, really need your thoughts re: some other people's headcanons about Ilya/Sasha that the reason ilya is so good about consent now (with Shane and/or in general) is bc of his previous traumatic expirience with Sasha being too pushy and not really caring abt Ilya's comfort and so on (with Ilya probably bottoming first)
we all get to headcanon things however we want and I’ll bravely die on that hill even when I disagree with other people’s headcanons lol. and this is one I personally don’t agree with! I for sure headcanon them having a kind of messed-up dynamic but in my head the situation is much more like, what you’d expect to get when you smash together two rich boys who both have insaneee daddy issues & a barely repressed desire to blow up their own lives via risky sexual behavior. I bet the sex was hot and the danger really DID get ilya going because if you feel numb 24/7 on account of how much you hate your home life and how much you’re drowning in grief no one else acknowledges then the super reckless, potentially career-ending risks you take are probably the only things that really break through. ilya can self-harm through sex just fine without needing sasha to also be an abusive boyfriend! I assume they were both careless with each other in the way that you might expect damaged teenage boys who were growing up in an emotionally repressed culture to be… and I doubt that either of them thought even for a second that This Might Be Love. but no I think ilya is a good and considerate sexual partner with shane because he’s a good and considerate person and also because he knows shane isn’t sexually experienced. and he didn’t do that with sasha because 1) sasha was sexually experienced and 2) sasha didn’t like it sweet.
#I think sasha is working out soooo many of his daddy issues with ilya #you gotta assume that the coach of dynamo moscow is not thrilled to have a flamboyant effeminate son who doesn’t give a fuck about hockey #and you gotta assume that’s been made VERY clear to sasha growing up #and you gotta assume that seducing your coach daddy’s hypermasculine superstar player under daddy’s nose #and teaching him how to blow you. how to fuck you #how to eat you out #REALLY does something for sasha #teenage boys inventing daddy kink and dom/mouthy sub dynamics in a vacuum #but I don’t read anything about that scene as like #ilya being traumatized by sasha #ilya has all the power there! and they both know it! #also even though the scene ends on a sour note between them #the beginning I think is quite funny. sasha being like good job with the hockey babe #and ilya being like first of all we didn’t medal which you know second of all I know you didn’t watch a single fucking game #you can see the kind of snippy / sniping at each other banter they would’ve had lol #and I think when sasha’s like you used to be fun he basically just means like #you used to be just as into this mutually self-destructive behavior as I was #what you’re too good to do coke with me and go to the club and let me suck you off in a way-too-public place #while you pull my hair and ask if I want daddy to come in my mouth or all over my face #ok WHATEVER there are other emotionally unavailable bisexuals in the sea
yeah whatever take some freaking gay hockey players man
love them both dearly but ilya rozanov and jamie tartt are NEVER allowed to meet bc if they did ilya would never be able to hold back his realization that royjamie is like if he and scott hunter got together and that would deliver him psychic damage i think
mood recently
i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it
this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog
guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!
