Official Frog Posts

Gimmick blog, she/they

[moonchild-in-blue]

froggy loaf 🥹🐸🍞

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[wildest--dreams]

badwonton on instagram

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[stickyfrogs]

Trevor and Beverley are pleased to share that due to Excessive Feasting tonight we have run out of crickets early again!

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[homunculus-argument]

The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

[homunculus-argument]

The human body is such bullshit, why is it possible for me to accidentally get a chunk of ham in my nasal cavity.

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

??????

[homunculus-argument]

[derived-centrosaur]

^ blame this dude for the connects

That area is your choanae, your internal nostrils. And Kenichthys here is the one to blame for why they're inside your mouth rather than below your eyes.

Most fish have 2 pairs of nostrils; 1 front pair to let water in, and a back pair to let water out. Our ancestor here is the transition point where the rear nostrils went from outside the mouth to inside. It's rear nostrils are in the tooth-row! As for what ecological pressure made that arrangement advantageous I have no idea. I'm no fishologist but if I were to hazard a guess it may have something to do with being able to force water through the nasal sack via the mouth or gills rather than just swimming

It's possible to get ham stuck in your nasal no-ham zone because evolution doesn't make animals perfect, it makes them good-enough. And at one point having your 2nd nostrils in line with your teeth was good enough.

Sources:

Zhu, M. & Ahlberg, P. E. (2004) The origin of the internal nostril of tetrapods. Nature 432, 94-97

Janvierre, Phillipe (2004) Wandering Nostrils. Nature 432, 23-24

[homunculus-argument]

This mf is the one guy I blame for all my problems.

[melodeelaine]

Hangin' in there on another Wednesday

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[charl0ttan]

frogs are amazing where else do u get a little pile of goop that jump

[charl0ttan]

me if i was gelatin or slime or perhaps the ooze

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[pngblog]

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[alphabetcompletionist]

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[dailyquests]

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[is-this-trans]

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

[is-this-fascism]

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[free-post-store]

Ok.

[i-say-ok]

Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

[official-boob-posts]

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

[creature-of-the-week]

Heresy.

[heresylog]

Rating: Not Cute

[phannie-elvis]

Snating: snot snute

[the-mojave-desert]

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

[unyieldingsilence]

woah mama

[this-post-smells-like]

⠀

[girl-detector]

[elvis-official]

👻 the-frightening-ghoul Follow

ㅤ

[classpecting-posts]

Hands you a spatula.

[alienracist]

Hwands u a sptuwa OwO

[randomalienencounter]

what the FUCK is happening?!

[officialfrogposts]

[ominous-signs]

[post-uwuifier]

I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[punctuation-completionist]

! ' - ...

4/22

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

would you rather have coffee but no more bacon or unlimited deltarune chapters and no cat boys?

coffee but no bacon

deltarune but no cat boys

Voting ended onJul 16, 2024

[ominous-signs]

Prime example all over here

[free-post-store]

$0

[aromanticofficial]

official gimmick post

[non-tyrannical-usa]

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

[maryland-officially]

o l d b a y

[your-fav-has-big-naturals]

this post has big naturals!

[arizona-official]

This post is now 120 degrees!

[radiation-detector-official]

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

[ominous-signs]

MY POOR POST

[ofishal-fish-posts]

I don't see any fish....

[is-this-fascism]

is this yuri?

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 28, 2024

[couldtransitionsaveher]

COULD TRANSITION HAVE SAVED THIS THREAD?

Yes

No

It would make her worse

It would make her worse (affectionate)

Voting ended onOct 5, 2024

[is-it-throwing-him-thursday]

YES

[bad-time-analogies]

Imagine time as this post. Each of our lives is a gimmick blog, extant only for as long as the gimmick remains amusing, but each contributing to a greater phenomenon that could outlast any individual. There were gimmick blogs before us. There will be gimmick blogs after we are gone. In fact, cosmologists believe that the rate of gimmick blog posting is increasing, though where the energy to produce such expansion originates is still unknown.

[meme-conservation]

The Gimmick Blog Orgy

Conservation status: Least Concern

Classification: native, potentially invasive

As populations of native Gimmick Blogs increase, conservationists are more frequently able to observe this meme's mating ritual. The Gimmick Blog Orgy occurs when a large number of Gimmick Blogs converge on a single post, each bringing its own often very long list of viewers who then attract other Gimmick Blogs to the post. The blogs perform their mating displays as we see above.

The grandiose sight of a Gimmick Blog Orgy does potentially have a sinister underside, however. Conservationists are concerned about the risk of the tumblr ecosystem becoming overrun by Gimmick Blogs as their rate of breeding increases. Some have classified the Gimmick Blog Orgy as a noxious meme due to its impact on other posts, but this category is not among those that we apply here at the TACM.

We have classified this native meme as potentially invasive due to its large and destructive impact on the posts where it appears, but it remains to be seen whether the Gimmick Blog Orgy is a true invasive or simply a meme enjoying a healthy explosive-growth phase of its life cycle.

[ominous-signs]

I know I said I would stop reblogging this but literally what the fuck

[ominous-signs]

We made it....

[vibecheck-thatacefrog-always]

Fatal error. No @thatacefrog to vibe check

[thatacefrog]

AW FUCKBALLS YOU COUNT AS A GIMMICK BLOG

[identifying-undertale-scenes]

Error: No scene to identify

[mississippi-official]

OH HEY I COUNT!!!!!!!!

[theposttaster]

Tasts like so many things........

[officialfrogposts]

Hopefully not frogs

[talesfromtreatment]

Today was potentially the stupidest day I've experienced in 25 years of working in vet med.

Reblogs with pet reptiles or fish would be greatly appreciated

[likesplatterpaint]

I’m very sorry for the rough day. So is Yamuel.

[likesplatterpaint]

It has been a Week and god I am so glad Yam could give a needed laugh. He’s good for that. Melted lump of clay pretending to be a fish had me howling.

He’s a potato, or Congo puffer as you’ve probably seen in the notes. He has more of a body, I promise!

Except for when truly being a potato

Regardless of true shape, Yam and all my other creatures wish you a very please take care of yourself, and a thank you for doin what you do.

[talesfromtreatment]

gods he is the most perfect embodiment of a potato

[beez-n-crackers]

All four of my frogs lumping themselves into the same cup even though 1) there are three other cups available and 2) their tank has SO much space what are they DOING

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[phoebes-last-braincell]

Frog time 🐸

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[umniksmasher]

PANCAKE FROG

pancake frog visits me in my dreams...

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[everythingfox]

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

[vcrcleaner]

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

[alexaloraetheris]

Today I found out there is no minimum size requirement for frogs.

[the-haiku-bot]

Today I found out

there is no minimum size

requirement for frogs.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[wizardonline]

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

[velociraptrix]

[daily-hyosatsu]

The solar calendar marks a day (or solar term) in the spring called 啓蟄 keichitsu, literally "awakening of insects." It's when hibernating insects, frogs, snakes, lizards, and other creatures are supposed to wake up and come out of the ground.

In 2025, keichitsu will fall on March 5 (it's usually sometime around March 6). I don't want to miss it again next year, so I am reblogging this post five months in advance and then throwing it in my queue for good measure!

TLDR: Trust OP! New and magnificent beasts WILL arise from the muck! Sometime around March 6.

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[markscherz]

It's the hoppiest day of the year!

World Frog Day!

Here is a tiny frog from one side of the world:

This is Mini mum. That is a 10 euro cent coin.

And here is a tiny frog from the other side of the world:

This is Microhyla nepenthicola. That is a 50 Malasyian sen coin.

Frogs have evolved to extremely reduced body sizes gobsmackingly often. It is one of the coolest things. And basically every time they do this, they become more similar to one another, and also they lose whole structures, like ears, fingers, and toes.

Isn't it marvellous?

[i-drew-this-post]

I drew these two very very very small frogs

[officialfrogposts]

Official frog post

[girl-detector]

If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

[girl-detector]

I did too, hope this helps

[girl-detector-detector]

As did I.

[girl-detector]

[gimmick-thief]

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

give me back my fucking checkmark

[gimmick-thief]

no

[gimmick-thief-thief]

[gimmick-thief]

IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED

[lobster-detector]

Lobster not detected

[girl-detector-detector-detector]

how about now?

[gimmick-thief]

when life gives you lobsters

[spell-unlocked]

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT

[girl-detector]

Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?

[dat-physics-gal]

if they leave you spellbound

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

*touches soil*

Something terrible happened here

*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*

Oh Shit It's still happening

[girl-detector]

[eightglass]

yayy i get to use one of my favourite reaction images

[girl-detector]

there's girls there, hope this helps

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[42beanbag]

pretty sure all 1342 notes are part of this same reblog chain

[vexillologyisenjoyable]

gaze upon the all-glowing Cube

[girl-detector]

entered? It was always in it. i am a gimmick blog and wanted to make a post about girls (as is related to my gimmick)

[yet-another-wizard-detector]

WIZARD DETECTED.

[the-dark-lord-australia]

IM GOING TO CONQUER THE TIMELINE

[girl-detector]

will there still be girls?

[sandworm-laaannnddddd]

Im going to make this so much worse.

@rat-detector-334 @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-236 @snailifier @snailspng @gimmickchanger @gimmick-therapist @gimmick-blog-bracket @gimmick-remover

@gimmick-therapistx2 @gimmick-therapistx3 @detector-of-things

@detector-detector @bear-detector @bees-official @elvis-official

@robot-elvis

[bees-official]

There are no bees in this post. Lame

[earth-updates-today]

EARTH UPDATE!

Added friendly mob "bees" to This one tumblr post

[bees-official]

Thanks bee from earth updates. (COMPLETELY different from bees from official btw. Absolutely no correlation to be had)

[officialfrogposts]

No frogs present

Yet>:)