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this blog belongs to a denki kaminari fictive

[pika-pikatto]

heyooo, it'z denki !!

i'm a denki kaminari fictive from my hero academia, not a roleplay blog or your f/o. i act in my own way and i have my own "headcanons" about myself which may be different from how you view me in-source, plz try and respect that !!

about me:

he/they user !! i'm a trans demiboy :3

i'm a raging bisexual and poly

i wear glasses `⎚⩊⎚´ -✧

internally 16 but host is an adult

everything i do is for the sillies

i love decora and gyaru/o fashion

i love pokémon but host has never watched it :(

i'm unfortunately a sexual trauma holder

blog tags:

our bees 🐝 — reblogs

yapping 💛 — answered asks

electroplay ⚡️ — adult content

main blog -> @honeyed-kacchussy

[catchymemes]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[apricoctopus]

Let the path of this post continue.

[mousegirlheart]

i dreamt i worked in a video game store and we had a pet Eevee (desexed) in the store as a mascot. Unfortunately, another store in the shopping centre had a Glaceon (not desexed) as a mascot and during mating season my job was to stand guard and wait for that Glaceon in heat to come sprinting in and either punt it or smack it with a broom or otherwise it would fuck our Eevee to death (And freeze her fatally)

[mousegirlheart]

GET OUTTA HERE YOU HORNY FREAK

[mousegirlheart]

"why don't they just leash the Glaceon?"

Idk mate I'm just paid to stand here and kick horny pokemon, that kind of thing is above my paygrade.

[zeemczed]

Follow-up question - did it ever just start humping your leg?

[mousegirlheart]

No, I am simply too fast with my kicks. Besides, it is laser focused on our Eevee like a goddamn homing missile.

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gremlininho]

[pika-pikatto]

mekha fa-wap-wap

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[capacity2]

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[rattlesnek]

Prev is a salty sailor

[aceofpans]

the year is 2045. my partner has just given birth to our first child. I hold the baby carefully, and give them a small kiss on the forehead. They taste strangely of chocolate… I turn around. Chocolate guy is standing behind me, whisk in hand. FUCK YOU!! I yell, as he vaults out of the window, and drives away on his chocolate motorbike. I place the baby down and go to sit next to my partner. I take their hand. It feels a bit sticky. In horror I stare at their sugar-glazed eyes, before breaking down in tears. But instead of tasting salty, these tears leave little brown streaks along my face, and taste strangely sweet

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

*watching a mutual post yuri* twin knows ball 😁

*watching a mutual post yaoi* twin knows balls 🤔

[proship-froggo]

what woyld you rate a big ass bottlr of cold water out of ten ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)

- love from denki 💛

Denki out here asking the real questions! 💚

It depends...is the water carbonated? Then it's a solid 10/10 absolute banger on a hot day 🙏

If not, it's still an 8.5/10 😌

On that note: Y'all stay hydrated! 🧃

[pika-pikatto]

i cant bekieve ezra's a carbonaged water enjoyer…… (≖╻≖；) wrongun /vsillyy

we've recently aquired a big ass bottle of (notmal) water, and now we'll reuse it forever (ദ്ദി ๑>؂•̀๑)

[fuckrsystemcringe]

Worst part of being a system is going crazy about The Character™️ while their sitting right next to you. sir can you leave I’m having a moment

[pika-pikatto]

hiiii

haiiiiii ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)