the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once
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the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once
shane when he joins the ottawa centaurs:
i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause
terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
(image source)
When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time
This is why I love tumblr
Heated rivalry recs - Social Media (all rec lists here)
the social media menace | Mature | 1.2k | by yougotmecursingthedaylight
Tuna Melt still happens, Ilya still wants his man back, and this time, psychological warfare ensues (featuring thirst traps, 'subtle' tweets, and Taylor Swift songs).
We'll Fix It In Post | General | 6.3k | by @seventyoceans
This time around, when the documentary about Shane and Ilya gets made, something is changed. Who said romance is dead?
jj boiziau: ultimate ally (unfortunately) | Not Rated | 2.1k | by goldengalaxies
Unfortunately for Ilya Rozanov, his boyfriend has friends that are way too supportive of his queerness. Please stop finding him other men. Please.
You Said, We Said | Mature | 1.9k | by OtherWaysHome
A teammate of K*nt tries to defend him by...saying Ilya's probably done worse? Horrible defense, and blatantly untrue, as established when the entirety of the internet comes forth to set the record straight.
Washed Up, Irrelevant | General | 1.4k | by @glasgotham
Shane ranks the current active hockey players. The internet is, perhaps for the first time, witness to his bitchiness. Scott Hunter catches strays he can't duck fast enough to avoid.
Social Media Fics Part 2
🏒 hollanovisthebest81 vs the shaydens | 1.0k
bored in ottawa ilya discovers shayden. someone has to put a stop to this
🏒 Twenty Reasons You Should Still Be Jealous of Ilya Rozanov | 1.3k
When Ilya's married life in Ottawa is accused of being boring, he responds with a list of things he has worth being jealous of. Number six will shock you! (It won't.)
🏒 Shane Hollander, #1 | 1.7k
🔒 Nobody had ever not described Shane Hollander as competitive. And certainly nobody who knew him had laughed at the idea that he was possessive about his husband. Shane grinned, and clicked on the stupid Twitter tag
🏒 The Great Huntanov Debacle | 1.9k
people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it
🏒 #RedditGate | 2.3k
In which Shane Hollander's Reddit account is discovered by a Twitter user and sub-sequentially Ilya Rozanov's account is found by association
🏒 Kissing Centaurs | 2.5k
Kiss cam moment as told by 2 reporters attending a Centaurs game (My summary)
🏒 Endometriosis Awareness Month | 2.7k
🔒 When the Ottawa Centaurs' social media representative Frieda Kampell accidentally reposts information on endometriosis from the official team account, she could never guess that they would end up here: The Centaurs are facing a period cramp simulator for a video!
🏒 #Hacked | 2.7k
The Official Ottawa Centaurs account gets hacked
🏒 Welcome to the Internet | 3.1k
Shane would like one day to pass where he doesn’t go viral on twitter.
🏒 You Weren’t Supposed to See That | 3.2k
@\theamazingworldofhockey: [img.] The tag on the black one says "Property of Ilya Rozanov"
🏒 Ilya Rozanov Wins the Ship War | 3.4k
Hollanov has triumphed over Shayden in Heated Rivalry's in-universe hockey RPF fandom- but Ilya's still using his burner account, and still a menace
🏒 Contents | 3.6k
Shane and Ilya do a “what’s in your bag” video
🏒 Your Loss Our Gain | 3.6k
rose’s texts get leaked
🏒 Ilya Rozanov’s Tweeted Rivalry | 3.7k
Unfortunately not everyone is supportive of Shane and Ilya's relationship. Fortunately, Twitter is a great place to defend your man
🏒 Ilya Rozanov vs The Shayden Fandom | 4.0k
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight
🏒 Chirping 101 with Ilya Rozanov | 4.3k
In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's it
🏒 The Shane Hollander Mesh Top Scandal | 4.4k
Shane Hollander wears a mesh top to the NHL Charity Gala and breaks the interne
🏒 Lily & Jane Take Over Twitter | 4.6k
The hockey twitter world explodes when a new Shane fan account under the name "Lily" pops up. And all she tweets about is how bad she wants to fuck Shane Hollander.
🏒 I’m 47 and Afraid Of Ilya Rozanov | 4.7k
Ilya Rozanov and Troy Barrett are photographed leaving Scott Hunter's gay bar. Social media decides this must mean... they're homophobic?
🏒 I Collapse Into Your Arms | 6.1k
A timeline of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's rise into the NHL and their relationship told through the lens of hockey stan twitter.
🏒 #FreeLily (Shane Hollander vs Hockey Twitter) | 6.5k
Shane Hollander likes to think he keeps his image pretty clean. Social media loves finding reasons to disagree
🏒 Cheer Up, Hayden Pike | 7.1k
Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos
🏒 Tweets of a Beat Reporter | 7.9k
The Ottawa Centaurs from 2016 to 2021 as told through the tweets of their resident beat reporter.
🏒 Ilya Rozanov : PR Nightmare | 7.9k
10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere
🏒 @ shanehollander24 replied to @ realrozanov | 8.0k
a social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship
🏒 Shane Hollander Has Left the Chat | 11.7k
In which Shane and Ilya accidentally reveal their timeline to the world during an interview, and create an uncontrollable chain of events.
🏒 He’s Good for My Heart (But He’s Bad for Business) | 14.2k
Ilya and Shane start the journey that is parenthood
🏒 @ LilyHollander24 Liked Your Tweet | 16.4k
What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Boston? Make a burner account to stan "her" secret boyfriend publicly, no holds barred
🏒 Shane Hollander’s Girlfriend | 125k
Ilya Rozanov, a professional hockey player with the ego of a small country or large, desperately wants to brag about his boyfriend Shane Hollander. Unfortunately, Shane is also his biggest on-ice rival, which makes public admiration socially and professionally inconvenient. Instead of choosing the reasonable option (keeping quiet), Ilya does what anybody would have done: he creates a Twitter account called “Shane Hollander’s girlfriend.”
🏒 Reddit Verse Series
🏒 Hollanov Social Media Series
Fic Rec Masterpost | Social Media Fics Part 1
Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.
What if everything gets better in 2016
Ilya walking to his cab after fucking Shane for the first time
joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons
eva stratt they could never make me hate you
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
Yurifies your trolley problem <3
I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny
Eva Strapp or whatever
For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.
Happy pride month to her and her exclusively
she made a comic about the experience on twitter
happy pride
An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol
I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.