This is a secret Santa snippet for @pigeonwhumps!! Merry Christmas and I hope you like it! ☺️
Villain has just escaped interrogation/torture by Superhero and is in a bad way. With nowhere else to go and on the run, they end up collapsing on the doorstep of their nemesis Hero.
The Villain hadn’t stopped running since the compound exploded behind them. Smoke, fire, and the occasional flicker of pursuit from their captors still echoed in their mind, though they were certain no one had followed. The pain in their side—sharp and searing—wasn’t something they could just run off. Blood soaked the edges of their coat, sticky and warm, and their breaths came ragged and shallow. The world tipped uneasily beneath their feet.
They swore under their breath. This wasn’t how tonight was supposed to go.
A few hours ago, the Supervillain’s goons had them strapped to a chair, every muscle screaming as they endured a round of “persuasion.” Now, free but barely standing, their list of options had dwindled to precisely one—a possibility so distasteful they almost preferred to keel over in the gutter.
The Hero’s doorstep loomed in front of them.
“God, I hate my life,” the Villain muttered, stumbling forward.
A plan formed somewhere in the haze of their exhaustion. It wasn’t great. Knock, demand, don’t die. Easy enough, right?
They knocked—or rather, fell against the door, their weight doing most of the work.
Inside, the Hero was mid-sip of a coffee when the thud came. They paused, cup in hand, eyes flickering toward the door. Strange. No one visited this late. Maybe another overzealous reporter? A lost pizza delivery?
Opening the door revealed nothing so mundane.
“…You’ve got to be kidding me.”
The Villain stood—well, leaned—against the frame, blood streaking their face and jacket. They tried for a smirk but managed something closer to a wince.
“Don’t…suppose you’d let me in?” They swayed, grabbing the doorframe to stay upright.
The Hero blinked. “What is this? Some kind of trap? Did you booby-trap my mailbox again?”
“Mailbox was last week,” the Villain shot back, though their voice was thin, nearly inaudible.
The Hero hesitated, glancing up and down the street. No minions hiding in the shadows. No telltale signs of an ambush. Just…the Villain, looking about two seconds away from passing out on their porch.
“Dying,” the Villain muttered. “Not ideal. Figured you…might help. Stupid idea. Forget it.”
And with that, they crumpled.
The Hero stared down at the Villain sprawled across their welcome mat, the red staining their coat now spreading ominously to the wooden floorboards.
“Well, this is just great,” they muttered, crouching to check for a pulse. It was faint, but steady. Their hand hovered over the Villain’s shoulder, unsure whether to shake them awake or just…leave them there.
The rational part of their brain screamed at them to slam the door, call the authorities, and let someone else deal with this mess. But something stopped them.
Maybe it was the blood. Maybe it was the faint grimace on the Villain’s usually smug face. Or maybe—just maybe—it was the twinge of guilt tugging at their chest.
With a sigh, the Hero hauled the Villain inside, grunting under their weight. “You’re lucky I don’t hold grudges,” they muttered, dragging them onto the couch.
Once the Villain was laid out, the Hero stood back, arms crossed. “All right. Let’s see what kind of disaster you’ve brought to my doorstep this time.”
The Villain came to slowly, their body one massive ache. Their head lolled to the side, and they squinted against the light.
That voice. Sharp. Annoyingly familiar.
The Villain blinked, their vision sharpening enough to focus on the Hero standing above them, holding what looked suspiciously like a first-aid kit.
“Oh, great,” the Villain rasped, their voice dry and cracked. “Saved by the Boy Scout. Just my luck.”
“Would you rather I dumped you on the curb?” The Hero’s tone was light, but their hands moved with surprising care as they peeled back the Villain’s coat to reveal the source of the bleeding.
The Villain hissed as cool air hit the wound. “You’d miss me too much.”
“I’d get over it.” The Hero dabbed at the cut with antiseptic, ignoring the Villain’s sharp intake of breath.
“Don’t be such a baby. You’re the one who showed up half-dead. What happened to you, anyway?”
The Villain stiffened, though the motion made them wince. “Nothing you need to worry about.”
“Right,” the Hero said dryly. “Because people just randomly collapse on my doorstep bleeding everywhere. Totally normal Tuesday.”
The Villain rolled their eyes—or tried to. “Fine. Got in over my head. Happy?”
“Not really. What kind of trouble are we talking? Bank robbery gone wrong? Supervillain revenge scheme?”
At the mention of the Supervillain, the Villain’s expression flickered, just for a moment.
The Hero caught it. Their hands stilled. “Wait. Was it…them?”
The Villain’s silence spoke volumes.
“Dammit,” the Hero muttered under their breath. “What did you do to piss them off this time?”
“Does it matter?” The Villain’s voice had an edge, but their usual bravado was absent. “I’m alive. That’s enough.”
The Hero looked at them for a long moment, then set the first-aid supplies down with a sigh. “You really are an idiot.”
Shaking their head, the Hero grabbed fresh bandages. “Stay still. If you tear these stitches, I’m not fixing you again.”
The Hero worked quickly, their hands sure and steady despite their earlier protests.
The Villain, for their part, stayed surprisingly quiet—save for the occasional hiss of pain or sarcastic quip.
“You’re lucky,” the Hero said at last, breaking the silence.
“Yeah, sure. I feel great.”
“I mean it,” the Hero replied. “If they’d hit anything vital, you wouldn’t have made it this far. Whatever they did to you…you’re tougher than you look.”
The Villain snorted. “You sound impressed.”
They both fell silent again, the weight of unspoken questions lingering between them. Finally, the Hero sat back, surveying their handiwork.
“There,” they said. “You’ll live. Not that I’m thrilled about that.”
“Liar,” the Villain muttered, their voice already heavy with exhaustion. “You love having me around. Keeps your life interesting.”
The Hero rolled their eyes. “Go to sleep before I change my mind about helping you.”
By the time the Villain drifted off, their breathing slow and steady, the Hero found themselves sitting nearby, staring at their unlikely houseguest.
The Villain looked different like this—vulnerable, almost human. It was disconcerting.
“Unbelievable,” the Hero muttered under their breath. “I really am too nice for my own good.”
The Hero had just dozed off when a muffled sound broke the quiet. At first, they ignored it, assuming the Villain was just shifting in their sleep. But then it came again—a low, sharp noise that sounded suspiciously like a groan of pain.
Sighing, the Hero pushed themselves up and crossed the room to where the Villain lay sprawled on the couch.
The Villain’s face was twisted, their jaw clenched tight as they writhed under the blanket.
“Great,” the Hero muttered. “Don’t tell me I did all that patching up for nothing.”
They crouched beside the couch, lightly placing a hand on the Villain’s shoulder. “Hey. Wake up.”
The Villain’s eyes flew open, their entire body tensing as if ready for a fight.
“Whoa!” The Hero raised both hands, palms out. “It’s just me. Relax.”
The Villain blinked rapidly, their breathing shallow and uneven. Sweat beaded along their hairline, and their hand hovered near their injured side as though shielding it.
“Still alive?” the Hero asked, their tone wry but quieter than usual.
“Barely,” the Villain rasped, their voice rough. “Feels like my insides are trying to rearrange themselves. You do this on purpose?”
“You wish,” the Hero said, folding their arms. “It’s called ‘not dying,’ and you’re welcome, by the way.”
The Villain let out a weak laugh that quickly turned into a wince. “Fantastic bedside manner. You should write Hallmark cards.”
“Hang on,” the Hero said, ignoring the sarcasm. “Let me check.” They reached for the Villain’s side, pulling the blanket away with care.
The Villain flinched, but didn’t pull back. “Do you have to—”
“Yes,” the Hero interrupted. “Stay still.”
It didn’t take long for them to find the problem. The bandages, though still intact, had darkened with fresh blood, and the Villain’s skin was clammy to the touch.
“Dammit,” the Hero muttered. “You’ve been moving too much. I told you—”
“Like I can control how I sleep,” the Villain shot back, though their usual bite was missing.
“Let me fix this,” the Hero said, their voice softening despite themselves.
“Getting real tired of hearing that.”
“Then stop getting injured,” the Hero snapped, but they were already grabbing the first-aid kit again.
This time, the Villain stayed awake as the Hero worked, their breathing shallow but steady. The pain clearly hadn’t faded, but they bore it with a grim sort of determination.
“You’re quiet,” the Hero remarked, glancing up briefly.
The Villain smirked faintly, though it didn’t quite reach their eyes. “What, you miss the sound of my voice?”
“No,” the Hero said flatly. “It’s just weird, is all.”
“Try not to cry about it.”
The Hero snorted, shaking their head. “You’re unbelievable.”
“And yet, you’re still here.”
For once, the Hero didn’t have a comeback. Instead, they focused on tightening the fresh bandages, their hands gentler than they needed to be.
“Why’d you come to me?” they asked after a long silence.
The Villain hesitated, their gaze flickering away. “You were the only one I could think of,” they admitted finally.
“Really? You don’t have a henchman hideout somewhere? Some evil mastermind friend willing to patch you up?”
“Not when half the city thinks I’m working for them,” the Villain muttered, their voice bitter. “Newsflash: Supervillains don’t like it when you survive their traps.”
The Hero frowned. “You’re saying you didn’t have a choice.”
“Ding ding,” the Villain said, though there was no humor in their tone. “Congrats, you’re the lesser evil.”
“Well,” the Hero said after a beat, “I guess that’s something.”
The Villain settled back against the couch once the bandages were in place, their breathing slowly evening out again. The Hero stood, stretching, but didn’t step away just yet.
The Villain nodded, though their expression remained guarded. “For now.”
“Good. Now try to sleep without bleeding all over my furniture this time.”
“Awfully demanding for someone I’m not even paying.”
The Hero arched an eyebrow. “You think I’d charge for saving your life?”
“Hey, I don’t know your side hustle.”
The Hero huffed a laugh despite themselves, shaking their head. “Go to sleep, idiot.”
The next time the Villain woke, sunlight filtered weakly through the curtains. They blinked, momentarily disoriented, before the ache in their side grounded them in reality. Right. Hero’s couch.
They shifted slightly, wincing as they tested their bandaged side. It hurt, but not as sharply as before. Whatever the Hero had done seemed to be working, which was both a relief and an insult to their pride.
The sound of movement drew their attention to the kitchen. The Hero was standing at the counter, pouring coffee into two mismatched mugs.
“You’re awake,” the Hero said without turning around. “Good. I was starting to wonder if I’d have to explain a corpse to my landlord.”
“Don’t flatter yourself,” the Villain rasped. “I’m not dying on your couch. Too undignified.”
The Hero smirked, bringing over one of the mugs and setting it on the coffee table. “How noble of you.”
The Villain eyed the coffee suspiciously. “What’s this? Bribery?”
“It’s coffee,” the Hero replied. “Drink it or don’t. I don’t care.”
After a moment’s hesitation, the Villain reached for the mug, taking a cautious sip. It was hot, bitter, and surprisingly decent.
“Not bad,” they admitted grudgingly.
“Thanks. I’ll put that on my résumé: ‘makes acceptable coffee, patches up annoying villains.’”
“Don’t forget ‘terrible conversationalist.’”
The Hero rolled their eyes but said nothing, taking a seat in the chair across from the couch. For a while, the two sat in silence, the tension between them softer now, less barbed.
“You never answered my question,” the Hero said eventually, breaking the quiet.
The Villain glanced up. “Which one?”
“Why you really came here.”
The Villain frowned, their fingers tightening slightly around the mug. “I told you. Nowhere else to go.”
“Sure,” the Hero said, leaning back. “But why me? I’m not exactly your biggest fan.”
The Villain opened their mouth to retort, but no words came. They looked away, their jaw tightening.
For once, the Hero didn’t press. They let the silence linger, waiting.
Finally, the Villain spoke, their voice low. “Because you don’t kill people. Even when you probably should.”
The Hero blinked, startled by the admission.
“I couldn’t trust anyone else,” the Villain continued, not meeting their gaze. “Figured you’d be annoyed, but not…you know. Murder-y.”
“Well,” the Hero said after a moment, “glad I lived up to expectations.”
The Villain snorted softly. “Don’t let it go to your head.”
An fragile truce had settled between them by the time the coffee was gone. The Villain, still pale but steadier on their feet, eased themselves off the couch with a grimace.
“You’re leaving already?” the Hero asked, crossing their arms.
“Don’t get sentimental,” the Villain replied, though there was a faint waver in their voice.
“I’m not. But you’re still injured. You’ll barely make it to the corner.”
The Villain hesitated, their bravado faltering for just a moment. “I’ll manage.”
The Hero sighed, rubbing the back of their neck. “Look, I don’t like you—”
“—but you’re not at full strength yet. Stay another day, at least. Let yourself heal before you go running off again.”
The Villain raised an eyebrow, studying the Hero carefully. “You’re serious.”
“Unfortunately, yeah,” the Hero said. “Don’t make me regret it.”
By the time the Villain finally left, they were steadier, their steps more sure. At the door, they paused, glancing back at the Hero.
“Guess I owe you one,” they said grudgingly.
“You absolutely do,” the Hero replied, leaning against the doorframe. “And I will cash it in. Don’t think for a second I won’t.”
The Villain smirked faintly. “Looking forward to it.”
With that, they stepped out into the street, disappearing into the city.
The Hero watched them go, shaking their head with a mix of exasperation and something else—something almost like respect.
“Unbelievable,” they muttered, closing the door behind them.
But for all their complaints, they couldn’t quite stop the small, amused smile tugging at their lips.
