guy

hit the yoinky sploink

[mysharona1987]

[honeynuyt-deactivated20250308]

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

[hashtagloveloses]

dis bitch

[blackgirlsinlove]

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

[furbearingbrick]

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

[vulpinehopes]

I want this post everywhere

[klimtsonianunofficial]

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

[somebodylost-chan]

Ooh, interesting historical note.

[floralharjuku]

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

[kittyrinn-aiko]

I wasn’t going to share this till I saw the stuff at the bottom.

[the-haiku-bot]

I wasn’t going

to share this till I saw the

stuff at the bottom.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[progarchives]

I present to you “gain”

[rincewitch]

i enjoy him checking the baby out at the front desk

[someonenamedriptide]

mistah phone I’m serving CUNT 💜

coping before I get smashed by a comically large anvil (aka ii s2 e18)

[the-oddmister]

IM GOING INTO LABOUR

[blue-bonanza]

mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday

[arcade-confetti]

FIVE YEARS AT FREDDY’S

FIVE YEARS AT FREDDY’S

FIVE YEARS AT FREDDY’S

[arcade-confetti]

10 YEARS AT FREDDY'S🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva]

TEN YEARS AT FREDDY’S!!

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Stop the Pizzeria I Want to Get Off

You’ve survived over 3,600 nights at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. Also you’re fired for being stanky.

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[d-c-walker-deactivated20200905]

Post that lives in my head rent free

[great-tweets]

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

[demonicc0024tt]

Why are we in 2024 still twinkfying characters

[infectiouspiss]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[scyllascriptor]

I made it. I made it. I made it!!!!

I am old enough to be a parent to a college-aged kid. I made it. It sucked. It was hard. I lost parts of my self I may never get back. But I made it.

You can make it too. You DON'T have to change who you are. You might have to hide things from time to time, but I want you to know that it shouldn't be about shame. It's about protecting those beautiful parts of yourself from harm and having the joy of them robbed from you. It doesn't make you any "less". Eventually all of those 'secrets' will be like spring bulbs. Beautiful bursts of color and life just waiting for a good, safe, warm day. You just gotta hold on.

You can make it. One day you'll be an old weirdo with creaking, crunching, knees. You will live long enough to see your own crow's feet. You'll stop caring about what other people think and honestly other people will stop caring about what you do. Eventually you get the "adultier adult" pass, and barely anyone gives you a second look. And if they talk shit you've got decades of practice under your belt and you can verbally eviscerate them for it. You can make it.

I got gray hair!!! I never thought I would. I love every one of the little wiry motherfuckers. I made it. You can make it.

[reallyndacarter]

Co-signed. Live!

[catchymemes]

[stil-lindigo]

oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.

[stil-lindigo]

since this post is going viral again, can y'all spread around this version, which has links to help you donate to people who are currently suffering the consequences of said whims

1.Urgent Relief : Help Shadi's Family Evacuate Gaza - $10,044 / 15,000

(vouched for and vetted on twitter)

2. Help Moayed Escape the War in Gaza to Safety - €2,014 / 10,000

(vouched for and vetted on twitter)

3. Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive - €25,285 / 38,000

(verified by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein)

4. Help Anas family in Gaza- $$11,400 / 20,000

(verified and vetted by @/nabulsi)

5. Help two sisters from Gaza to achieve their dreams - €21,473 / 30,000

[icaruspendragon]

[bisanalbalawi]

Today is 266 days, we are still alive. 🇵🇸🍉

Please don't skip! 🙏🏻🥺

Please consider sharing or donating, thank you! 🩷🍉

Donate to Help save my family to survive the genocide in Gaza, organized by Mahmoud AlBalawi

Hi world , it’s Mahmoud Please read this as if you were in my… Mahmoud AlBalawi needs your support for Help save my family to survive th

[hametsukaishi]

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONATE TO THIS FAMILY

Mahmoud is a friend of mine, i've been talking to him for a while now, and they have my utmost confidence. Additionally, they're vetted by @90-ghost.

Mahmoud is still weak after donating blood to his niece Eileen, and now his other niece suffers from the same condition.

Please, please donate. If you have a regular income, you KNOW you're gonna get paid at the end of the month. I don't know if my friend is going to be alive by tomorrow, as the bombing never stops. If you CAN'T donate, then just SHARE IT. Make the effort of talking to people, tag your mutuals, be active.

[bethanyactually]

I don't wanna @ anyone because I understand how fast things seem to move in today's landscape of streaming shows dropping entire seasons in one day, and networks pumping out new series constantly to try to attract more subscribers with no intent to actually maintain those shows over time but I just saw someone self-deprecatingly lament that they are still thinking about a show that ended almost a year ago, making fan art and playlists for it, and I want to be very clear:

you can still create fanworks when it comes to old media!! PLEASE do!! there are always going to be new fans who will appreciate it, and veteran fans who are dying for new content and new perspectives. also, less than a year is NOTHING. the original Star Trek series was on TV six decades ago and there are still people losing their minds over it, writing stories and reblogging gifsets daily, and that's only one example.

a fandom lasts as long as there are people who love a thing, even if it's only a handful of people. love what you love and write and draw and make gifs and playlists about it!

[racethewind10]

raise your hand if you still have brainrot about a show that isn't airing

[hazeldomain]

If you can’t think of anything to say about a fic, writers also like to know:

- what time it is

- how long you’ve been reading

- how many chapters you’ve covered in the last 24 hours

- what you were late for because you were reading

- the woeful few hours you have left to sleep

- the emotional outbreaks you’re experiencing

- the inappropriate place you’re having said outbreak

- the general public’s reaction to your outbreak

- how much phone battery you have left

[naraht]

I’ve had the joy of quite a few of these comments! I love them!

[sarking]

#if my fic has in some way ruined your life i would be honoured to know about it (via @hoidn​)

[teathattast]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you didn't expect it

[concoctionboy]

Argh someone reblogged this post like fifty times in a row in my timeline and okay maybe the first time I didn't expect it, maybe the second, but by the twentieth time? The thirtieth? Yeah, by then I was dang well expecting it. You can stop now.

[howldean]

“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[graylinesspam]

That self-aggrandizing technique is no joke.

I replaced “I’m stupid” with “I’m a God damn genius.” “Move over newton” “another masterpiece”

I replaced “gross/ disgusting” with “sexy/attractive” “the hight of elegance”

I replaced “I suck/ that sucked/ this is bad” with “fantastic”, “a lovely time”, “ swell/jolly good”

Replace every negative with a positive. Say it so sarcastically. Make it complicated make it entertaining have fun with it.

It will stop your self deprecating and build confidence. And people are more easygoing around you.

[wheeloffortune-design]

I think the internet as a whole needs to ask themselves one simple question when they see a video.

Why was the camera filming.

There are so many videos that seem real, but when you realize the camera was already filming with a great angle, you can see that it's all staged.

Yes, there are dash cams, security footage, people accidentally filming real things happening. But so many are just staged!! And no one in the notes takes the camera preparation into consideration!

This is 2024, you need to know how to spot bots lying to you, but also humans lying to you.