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[karvina]

download drugs download bugs

upload worms & torrent slugs

download rugs download hugs

peer to peer connection wugs

[teathattast]

[girlcowboy1]

Nurses

[teathattast]

Therapists

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Your dad

[politelydemonic]

teachers

[catgirl-bingus-the-homo]

The flaming skull

[bauliya]

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

[bauliya]

someone should remake lord of the rings as a grandfather telling a fantasy story to his grand child with flashbacks to world war one showing the dead boys and men the characters were based on. grandpa why didn’t they just fly. because they didn’t. they didn’t.

[bauliya]

i’m fine

[moonlightredfern]

I will never get over how Tolkien & Lewis took the horrors of war and spun them into fantasy.

Shivering in the trenches dreaming of cozy hobbit holes, shaking as bombs pockmark a forest and imagining each shallow mud-filled crater contains a new world—that maybe there are still as many beautiful things in the universe as there are bombs—that maybe the world is bigger than this moment and this ugliness and one day this will be a peaceful forest again full of small ponds.

I mean look at these photos of the shell craters in Sanctuary Woods, near Ypres Belgium and tell me it’s not the Wood Between The Worlds:

[laurenthemself]

…oh.

[homeboygirl]

i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

[homeboygirl]

"i want to show my friends the media i enjoy but its not considered good so i wont" is such a bad thought process. i once made my friends watch my favourite childhood movie with me which has a 1% rating on rotten tomatoes and i cackled with glee as they groaned in agony for an hour and a half. but yknow what? thats what friends are for.

[orbleglorb]

hey. don't cry. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[dale-afficanado-blueberry]

Hey. don’t cry. 98 bottles of beer in the wall okay?

[camwoodstock]

hey. don’t cry. 97 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[ricochete29]

hey. don’t cry. 96 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[turntechgodmodehead]

hey. don't cry. 95 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[misticfog]

hey. don't cry. 94 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[frosteee-variation]

hey. don’t cry. 93 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[lycanthian]

hey. dont cry. 92 bottles of beer on the wall . okay ?

[nosongunsung11]

hey. don't cry. 91 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[ankh3125]

hey. don't cry. 90 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[biiirb]

hey. don’t cry. 89 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[fresnelprism]

hey. don’t cry. 88 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[lenasai]

hey. don't cry. 87 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[sunset-in-ribbons]

hey. don't cry. 86 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

hey. don't cry. 85 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[dreaming-of-stories-and-stars]

hey. don’t cry. 84 bottles of beer on the wall. ok?

[flowers-chaos]

hey. don't cry. 83 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[birthdaygirldemo]

hey. don't cry. 82 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[kipskiptrip]

hey. don't cry. 81 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[crowcaws]

hey. don't cry. 80 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[mynamesdrstuff]

hey. don't cry. 79 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[flatworm-friday]

hey. don't cry. 78 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[butchharrydalton]

hey. don't cry. 77 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[trejean]

hey. don't cry. 76 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[cryptidize]

hey. don't cry. 75 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[rayytoro]

hey. don’t cry. 74 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

hey. don’t cry. 73 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[datafags]

hey. don’t cry. 72 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[wowwforever]

hey. don’t cry. 71 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[pantheraleo04]

hey. don't cry. 70 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[wannabeast13]

hey. don't cry. 69 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[eyeoftheaxolotl]

hey. don't cry. 68 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[wooshofficial]

hey. don’t cry. 67 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[rnelodyy]

hey. don’t cry. 66 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thishazeleyeddemon]

hey. don't cry. 65 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[jouster-ari]

hey. don't cry. 64 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[my-brain-needs-a-spring-cleaning]

hey. don't cry. 63 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[paradox-insanity]

hey. don't cry. 62 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[weirdfishy]

hey. don’t cry. 61 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[a-knight-owls-curse]

hey. don’t cry. 60 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[ace-chocat]

hey. don’t cry. 59 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[achillesuwu]

hey. don’t cry. 58 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[moonzie-reblogs]

Hey, don’t cry. 57 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[s1lverp4wedb4t]

Hey, don't cry. 56 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[cunt-force-therapy]

Hey, don't cry, 55 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[winnipeginstinct]

Hey, don’t cry, 54 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[natbplease]

hey, don’t cry, 53 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[killswtch]

hey, don't cry, 52 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[zweihawke]

hey, don't cry, 51 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[spaghettiandeyeballs]

hey, don’t cry, 50 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[jubluu]

hey, don’t cry, 49 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[snowthedemonfox]

hey, don’t cry, 48 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thescrunky]

hey, don’t cry, 47 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[matytoonist]

Hey, don't cry, 46 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[golden-godtier]

Hey, don't cry, 45 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sistersickness]

Hey, don't cry, 44 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[myosotis-myotis]

Hey, don't cry, 43 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thegaminglazer]

Hey, don’t cry, 42 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[miraculouslazuli]

Hey, don’t cry, 41 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sucrecube9]

Hey, don't cry, 40 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sdespencer]

Hey, don't cry, 39 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[deathmason]

Hey, don't cry, 38 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[doctorwhoisadhd]

Hey, don't cry, 37 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[geyfrog]

Hey, don’t cry, 36 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[squidbroom]

hey, don't cry. 35 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[themightiestacorn]

Hey, don't cry. 34 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[rofag]

hey, don't cry. 33 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[auggator]

hey, don't cry. 32 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[feenyxblue]

hey, don't cry. 31 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[chattering-tchotchke]

hey, don't cry. 30 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[rebuke-me]

hey, don't cry. 29 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[pinklemonslices]

hey, don’t cry. 28 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[milolovesbmc]

hey, don’t cry. 27 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[musicaltrash]

hey, don't cry. 26 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[tinybitofhope]

hey, don't cry. 25 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[famous-last-wordzz]

hey, don't cry. 24 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[amioddlyart]

hey, don’t cry. 23 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[theproblemcallednight]

hey, don’t cry. 22 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

hey, don't cry. 21 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[i-put-the-aroace-in-outerspace]

hey, don’t cry, 20 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[jonathanentertainmentsims]

hey, don't cry. 19 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[havocspiral]

hey, don't cry. 18 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[iridescentwhite]

hey, don't cry. 17 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[brainrotdotorg]

hey, dont cry. 16 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[some-random-fucker]

hey, dont cry. 15 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[battle-for-dyke-island]

hey, don’t cry. 14 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[bread--quest]

hey. don't cry. 13 bottles of beer on the wall. ok?

[wybienova]

hey. don’t cry. 12 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[burningcrab]

hey. don’t cry. 11 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[dedsec-pony]

hey. don't cry. 10 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[ilikecorndogs]

hey. don't cry. 9 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[ivipl1]

hey. don't cry. 8 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[asterofthedeepforest]

hey. don't cry. 7 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[virtualkidreborn64]

hey. don't cry. 6 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[just-a-little-trans-chaos]

hey. don't cry. 5 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[unionizedcrabbucket]

hey. don't cry. 4 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[melting-away]

hey. don't cry. 3 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[spacetrashpile]

hey. don’t cry. 2 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[dramamines-deactivated20240907]

hey. don't cry. 1 bottle of beer on the wall, ok?

[browniefox]

hey. do cry. no bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[bibabubaa]

Harry finally getting therapy (barbie's tired of him already)

[zorciarkrildrush]

src

[vagaryvigilante]

a 2mm hole in your brain

[sibblank]

[chad-feldheimer]

Ken is about to be upset to find Tyler’s Mojo Dojo Casa House doesn’t have a single horse in it

[ren-nolasco]

the first rule of Ken Club is horses

[toskarin]

the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version

[toskarin]

it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on

[ucatty2-blog]

what

[toskarin]

it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on

[lithiumseven]

Wallace Wells is everything I aspire to be (drunk homosexual)

[tawghasa]

One thing that tickled me about the Barbie movie was how Gloria's husband is (imo) a 'Real World' Ken.

We see very little of him in the movie. In both of his scenes, he's trying to speak/learn Spanish. He does nothing important or if consequence in terms of the plot... But he's trying to learn a language his wife and daughter speak. He's not excelling, I'm not even sure if he's succeeding. But he is kensistently trying.

For all of the 'Real World' men who are antagonists or opponents to Barbie, El Esposo de Gloria (as he is listed in the credits) has true Kenergy.

[theoneandonlyespa]

Also (SPOILERS FROM HERE ON NOW DONT READ UNDER THE LINE IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS)

Can we appreciate how Gloria just brought a whole ass grown woman back home and told her husband this stranger was gonna be living with them and his response was like "alright, welcome to the family barbara, im gonna treat you like a daughter" like what a man

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[only-tiktoks]

[lacefuneral]

[luxlightly]

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

[thespongemagic]

kids really said “i can fix him”