toddler offical:)

im a boy !! :) i tend to mispel things like there pronownced as a gimik pls be kind i do acshooaly know how to spell

[toddler-offical]

hiii new ofishal

i mispel things on perpose btw :)

main blog is @hampter-offical

my adopted momma is @quiet-girl-offical

he/him

cut for tags :3

@satan-offical @not-offical-offical @notebook-official @angle-offical @an-australian-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical @horror-movie-offical

[toddler-offical]

plssss give me art ideas :3 i rlly wanna finger paint rn 🥹

[silly-lil-guy-offical]

Can I adopt you?

- @quiet-girl-offical

YES!!!!!!!!

[quiet-girl-offical]

@not-offical-offical , my army of children grows dear mother. @toddler-offical , meet your new sibling.

[toddler-offical]

whoa whoa WHOA!!! this lil guy is so silly!!!

[smol-gremlin-child-offical]

May I adopt thee, little gremlin?

- @quiet-girl-offical

everyone is adopting me these days

sure, why not :D

[quiet-girl-offical]

Yay, mother @not-offical-offical meet your new grandchild. @toddler-offical , you have a sibling now.

[toddler-offical]

holy gee willickers 🥹

[satan-offical]

Santa isn't real btw

It's your parents giving you presents

[toddler-offical]

:(

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[gigglygamer]

FOUND IT

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

[hamelin-born]

@sparklecryptid

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you don’t have it yet

[dzamie]

it is an honor and a privilege to have this on my blog now

[the-haiku-bot]

it is an honor

and a privilege to have

this on my blog now

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thesillyguyy]

My kingdom

[o-kye-deactivated20241219]

i will forever revere you for reblogging this into my sightline

[drama-llamaaa]

this is gold

[rxsewqter-deactivated20241003]

@violet92959

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

@definitely-canada

[definitely-canada]

Woah- Okay wow-

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

@type-blaze0

[type-blaze0]

I mean, i’ve seen at least a handful of people from minnesota Actually volunteer to join canada. Wisconsin two

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Siblings!!!!! look!!!!!! Canada!!!!!!!!

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-offical @wishbone-album-offical @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical @a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

[quiet-girl-offical]

@toddler-offical , and this is why we call America South Canada

[toddler-offical]

holy SMOKES I love Canada 🥹

[the-twinkipedia]

i almost made my blog name twinkipedia-offical for the fun of it but some people would probably be unwhimsical about it and say i spelt it wrong. and i don't care about them, but alas, my name is not offical.

[the-twinkipedia]

what the fuck is an officalverse

[homicide-offical]

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @not-offical-offical @strawberry-offical @tagging-officals-offical uhhh i can't think of more officals but gang look at this

[laciffo-natas]

Hello there

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

@not-offical-offical mother could you please summon the siblings

[not-offical-offical]

of course child

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @wishbone-album-offical @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

[quiet-girl-offical]

@toddler-offical , come on kiddo.

[toddler-offical]

this person could’ve had the opportunity of a lifetime 🫩

[eredin-offical]

The first Officalverse council!

In this special council, we will be gathering members of the verse to discuss and listen about the events that have happened in the past year. I will be joining too, and my council organizer @garlic-bread-offical will get things started. Anyone is welcome.

@salamander-offical @evilpineapple-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @overlord-official @breadcrumb-offical @hitman-offical @burning-britain-official @swordsman-offical @nonsense-offical @someone-official @fourth-wall-break-offical @isopod-offical @envy-offical @everywhere-offical

[garlic-bread-offical]

Welcome to our first council! all members of the court are expected to join, and civilians may also join in. new offical blogs created in the year 2026 may register themselves on this post, and officals planning to retire/have retired can specify when as well.

@not-offical-offical mother, please summon your offical children to this meeting.

[not-offical-offical]

on it o7

CHILDREN ASSEMBLE

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @wishbone-album-offical @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

[unshipper-offical]

Hello!!! What's happening?

[quiet-girl-offical]

Wait should I bring @toddler-offical , Or is my son too small for council duties?

[eredin-offical]

Bring him.

[quiet-girl-offical]

@toddler-offical , come on son, we're going to a council meeting you can represent the toddlers.

[toddler-offical]

okey!!! guys i finally get to be SO involved 🥹👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[ace0fheartzz]

shoelaces on my dash 2026 T-T

[artblock-in-naming]

On my dash??? 2026?????? Amazing

[mentally-unstable-bagel]

I FOUND IT

[the-cheese-offical]

AHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA YESSS

[gay-cheerios-offical]

OH MY GOD THE SHOELACES POST

[genuine-tea-addict]

Will Solace.

that's it, that's the post

[not-offical-offical]

May I see my grandchildren

yea sure

CHILDREN COME SAY HI TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @wishbone-album-offical @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

[quiet-girl-offical]

Let me get my son @toddler-offical , meet your great grandma

[toddler-offical]

woahhhh hihihihihi

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[gorps]

[childrens-entertainer-offical]

Hi friends!

I’m here to teach everything your parents really should be but they can’t be bothered so they put you in front of the tv, with me!

so, important lessons your parents should be teaching you;

AI BAD.

AI SO BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE.

WORSE THAN THE BASE LEVEL STUFF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW IS BAD.

ITS BAD IN SO MANY WAYS.

Don’t AI

My whole purpose is to help your creativity flourish! AI is the exact opposite of that.

Yes. AI is my exact opposite. Not worthy of being a rival. The children’s entertainer will not subdue to you.

[toddler-offical]

woahhh t hank u for teeching us

[toddler-offical]

kandi cuff i made in two hours

[lobsterenthusiastt]

duality of man

[furbearingbrick]

go-karting

[mothnem]

Minecraft, so maybe environmental crimes? I DID level that forest and didn't replant it.....

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Graverobbing

[robinlmaoo]

arson (sky cotl)

[purplezrb]

I love the little arsonist moths of sky cotl

[roseisgoat]

Me too. I'm one of the arsonist moths

[drudg30n]

genocide, arson, destruction of property, trespassing, and a couple others

[spookthelilguy]

Urban development, murder, unlawful collection of lumber, mining without a permit, vigilantism(?)

[do-not-u-dare]

????????????????? It was fuckjng BLOCK BLAST??????

[toddler-offical]

like every war crime and gambling is illegal where i live :/

[false-news-offical]

THIS IS OOC AND VERY IMPORTANT

If you are getting harmful asks from someone signing off as @laciffo-natas THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY THEM

There is someone anonymously pretending to be Natas in an attempt to spread harm. Please, if you get one of these asks, report and block the anonymous sender, and delete the ask.

If you are that person, you are genuinely a waste of space on this planet earth. I hope you learn how to be happy yourself instead of spreading harm on the internet while disguised as an innocent person

You are genuinely disgusting, and a coward. Learn to do something productive with your life

And to Natas, I interact with you on my main more than I do on here, but you still probably don’t know me much. Either way you are genuinely a wonderful person, I am so sorry this is happening to you.

That’s all from me. If you are part of the officalverse then I would appreciate if you would reblog this, but don’t feel pressured to.

Stay safe everyone

[toddler-offical]

hiii new ofishal

i mispel things on perpose btw :)

main blog is @hampter-offical

he/him

cut for tags :3

@satan-offical @not-offical-offical @notebook-official @angle-offical @an-australian-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical @horror-movie-offical

[unshipper-offical]

Hello little toddler! Are you lost? Are you alright?

[toddler-offical]

nqo im not lost im the uh… uhhhh…. ma-yor of this town !! :3

[unshipper-offical]

Oh! The mayer of this town!! Well my apologizes, mr mayor! How very rude of me!

How goes being the mayor, if I may ask?

[toddler-offical]

veree well. I have gotten the citizenz two do mii biding