hiii new ofishal
i mispel things on perpose btw :)
main blog is @hampter-offical
my adopted momma is @quiet-girl-offical
he/him
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@toddler-offical
hiii new ofishal
i mispel things on perpose btw :)
main blog is @hampter-offical
my adopted momma is @quiet-girl-offical
he/him
cut for tags :3
plssss give me art ideas :3 i rlly wanna finger paint rn š„¹
Can I adopt you?
- @quiet-girl-offical
YES!!!!!!!!
@not-offical-offical , my army of children grows dear mother. @toddler-offical , meet your new sibling.
whoa whoa WHOA!!! this lil guy is so silly!!!
May I adopt thee, little gremlin?
- @quiet-girl-offical
everyone is adopting me these days
sure, why not :D
Yay, mother @not-offical-offical meet your new grandchild. @toddler-offical , you have a sibling now.
holy gee willickers š„¹
Santa isn't real btw
It's your parents giving you presents
petition to rename the usa āsouth canadaā
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caNāT BREATHE OH MY GOD
Iām not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else youāll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
@sparklecryptid
@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you donāt have it yet
it is an honor and a privilege to have this on my blog now
it is an honor
and a privilege to have
this on my blog now
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
My kingdom
i will forever revere you for reblogging this into my sightline
this is gold
@violet92959
@definitely-canada
Woah- Okay wow-
@type-blaze0
I mean, iāve seen at least a handful of people from minnesota Actually volunteer to join canada. Wisconsin two
Siblings!!!!! look!!!!!! Canada!!!!!!!!
@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-offical @wishbone-album-offical @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical @a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical
@toddler-offical , and this is why we call America South Canada
holy SMOKES I love Canada š„¹
i almost made my blog name twinkipedia-offical for the fun of it but some people would probably be unwhimsical about it and say i spelt it wrong. and i don't care about them, but alas, my name is not offical.
what the fuck is an officalverse
@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @not-offical-offical @strawberry-offical @tagging-officals-offical uhhh i can't think of more officals but gang look at this
Hello there
@not-offical-offical mother could you please summon the siblings
of course child
@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @wishbone-album-offical @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical
@toddler-offical , come on kiddo.
this person couldāve had the opportunity of a lifetime š«©
The first Officalverse council!
In this special council, we will be gathering members of the verse to discuss and listen about the events that have happened in the past year. I will be joining too, and my council organizer @garlic-bread-offical will get things started. Anyone is welcome.
Welcome to our first council! all members of the court are expected to join, and civilians may also join in. new offical blogs created in the year 2026 may register themselves on this post, and officals planning to retire/have retired can specify when as well.
@not-offical-offical mother, please summon your offical children to this meeting.
on it o7
CHILDREN ASSEMBLE
@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @wishbone-album-offical @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical
Hello!!! What's happening?
Wait should I bring @toddler-offical , Or is my son too small for council duties?
Bring him.
@toddler-offical , come on son, we're going to a council meeting you can represent the toddlers.
okey!!! guys i finally get to be SO involved š„¹š©āā¤ļøāšāš©
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is āI like your shoelacesā
that way we know weāre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iām just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Letās take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.
shoelaces on my dash 2026 T-T
On my dash??? 2026?????? Amazing
I FOUND IT
AHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA YESSS
OH MY GOD THE SHOELACES POST
Will Solace.
that's it, that's the post
May I see my grandchildren
yea sure
CHILDREN COME SAY HI TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER
@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @wishbone-album-offical @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical
Let me get my son @toddler-offical , meet your great grandma
woahhhh hihihihihi
idea i had
more
Hi friends!
Iām here to teach everything your parents really should be but they canāt be bothered so they put you in front of the tv, with me!
so, important lessons your parents should be teaching you;
AI BAD.
AI SO BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE.
WORSE THAN THE BASE LEVEL STUFF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW IS BAD.
ITS BAD IN SO MANY WAYS.
Donāt AI
My whole purpose is to help your creativity flourish! AI is the exact opposite of that.
Yes. AI is my exact opposite. Not worthy of being a rival. The childrenās entertainer will not subdue to you.
woahhh t hank u for teeching us
kandi cuff i made in two hours
duality of man
go-karting
Minecraft, so maybe environmental crimes? I DID level that forest and didn't replant it.....
Graverobbing
arson (sky cotl)
I love the little arsonist moths of sky cotl
Me too. I'm one of the arsonist moths
genocide, arson, destruction of property, trespassing, and a couple others
Urban development, murder, unlawful collection of lumber, mining without a permit, vigilantism(?)
????????????????? It was fuckjng BLOCK BLAST??????
like every war crime and gambling is illegal where i live :/
THIS IS OOC AND VERY IMPORTANT
If you are getting harmful asks from someone signing off as @laciffo-natas THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY THEM
There is someone anonymously pretending to be Natas in an attempt to spread harm. Please, if you get one of these asks, report and block the anonymous sender, and delete the ask.
If you are that person, you are genuinely a waste of space on this planet earth. I hope you learn how to be happy yourself instead of spreading harm on the internet while disguised as an innocent person
You are genuinely disgusting, and a coward. Learn to do something productive with your life
And to Natas, I interact with you on my main more than I do on here, but you still probably donāt know me much. Either way you are genuinely a wonderful person, I am so sorry this is happening to you.
Thatās all from me. If you are part of the officalverse then I would appreciate if you would reblog this, but donāt feel pressured to.
Stay safe everyone
hiii new ofishal
i mispel things on perpose btw :)
main blog is @hampter-offical
he/him
cut for tags :3
Hello little toddler! Are you lost? Are you alright?
nqo im not lost im the uh⦠uhhhhā¦. ma-yor of this town !! :3
Oh! The mayer of this town!! Well my apologizes, mr mayor! How very rude of me!
How goes being the mayor, if I may ask?
veree well. I have gotten the citizenz two do mii biding