2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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KIROKAZE
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oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON
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The preserved vascular system of a shark.
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now.. if i saw THAT swimming at me I would be REALLY fucking terrified.
@dogf0odlid the fully functioning shark with rows of teeth wasnāt enough?
This is arguably worse, yes.
A very good boy.
If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter
donāt fret, bongo cats will annihilate bad vibes
how is this one like HD4K while the other looked like it got microwaved?
this cat got hands
on sight
The tiger after he got them handsā¢ļø
She aināt horsinā around.Ā From Gabby D. Heads up, we on instagram.Ā
Would you ever consider doing a sim swap, I love sharing sims and making friends.
Hey, yeah of course I would love to do that!! :) My gallery is like very temperamental but I can try to get it to work or I can share tray files!Ā :)xx
Any specific types of sims do you want? I have a similar cc type as yours so do you also want a cc list?
In the Incredibleās 2 Dash is seen laying on his back and kicking to the air on two separate occasions against an enemy. Given that the movie is set in Chicago, we can assume he sat through a Detective J.J. Bittenbinder āStreet Smartsā assembly at school. In this essay, I willā¦
john mulaney just won an emmy and in his acceptance speech, he said that his wife was in New York because sheĀ āwasnāt going to buy a ticket just to watch him loseā and if that isnāt peak john mulaneyĀ
Mulaney won an Emmy!! šš»šš»šš»
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Reblog if youāre a little internet friend who finds this funny
please expand on fibrecraft sorcery, for 3 hours if necessary. Definitions of necessary are really flexible here
VIKING LORE HELD THAT BOTH WEAVING AND SORCERY WERE WOMENāS WORK, DITTO THE ORDERING OF THE HOUSE ACCOUNTS. MANY CULTURES HAVE HISTORICALLY LEFT ACCOUNTANCY TO WOMEN! MANY SOCIETIES HAVE ALSO LEFT FIBERCRAFT TO WOMEN BECAUSE IT IS TEDIOUS AND REPETITIVE BUT ALSO VERY NECESSARY. SEE ALSO: COOKING, CLEANING, BUDGETING, EMOTIONAL LABOR.Ā
ANYWAY FIBERCRAFT, AS I HAVE DISCOVERED VIA LEARNING TO DO A WHOLE LOT OF IT, IS ALMOST ENTIRELY APPLIED MATHEMATICS EXCEPT FOR THE PART THATāS ENGINEERING (WHICH IS ALSO MATHEMATICS). ONCE YOU LEARN EVEN THE BASICS OF KNITTING, SEWING, AND WEAVING, IT BECOMES ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE TO REALIZE MEN THINK WOMEN ARE BY VIRTUE OF THEIR SEX (these are of course sexist gender-essentialist men who are not cool with trans people) ILL-EQUIPPED TO DO MATH SOMEHOW. HOLY SHIT, HAVE YOU SEEN HEIRLOOM KNITTING PATTERNS? HAVE YOU SEEN THE FORETHOUGHT THAT GOES INTO WORKING A HARNESS LOOM? OH MY GOD.Ā
THIS IS, THEN, WHERE PROGRAMMING (AND SORCERY) COMES IN. A PROGRAM ISĀ āCODED INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE AUTOMATIC PERFORMANCE OF A PARTICULAR TASKā. WEAVING IS OFTEN A BINARY PATTERN: OVER/UNDER. PUNCH CARDS ON ADVANCED LOOMS CAN SET WHETHER THREADS GO OVER OR UNDER, AND SWITCHING THE CARDS AROUND YIELDS DIFFERENT PATTERNS OF CLOTH. A DUDE NAMED JAQUARD DEVELOPED EXTREMELY COMPLEX PUNCH CARDS THAT STARTED TO ENCODE HIGH VOLUMES OF INFORMATION FOR INCREASINGLY AUTOMATED LOOMS. A HUNDRED YEARS LATER WOMEN ARE USED AGAIN FOR THE āTEDIOUS BUT NECESSARYā BUSINESS OF USING BINARY ON/OFF CARDS TO WRITE PROGRAMS FOR EARLY COMPUTERS.Ā
WHERE SORCERY FITS INTO ALL THIS IS HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WOMAN USE A CARD LOOM REALLY FAST? ITāS THE MOST INTIMIDATING SKILLSET OUTSIDE OF A RODEO. SHE 100% LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD MAKE YOUR BUTT FALL OFF IF YOU CROSSED HER. APPLIED MATHEMATICS / ENGINEERING IS BAFFLING TO WATCH FROM THE OUTSIDE, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO FIBERCRAFT. YOU CAN MANIFEST WITH YOUR MIND AND HANDS THIS HIGHER AND TRUER ARCANE PLANE OF EXISTENCE INTO A NICE SCARF AND KEEP YOUR HUSBAND ALIVE FOR THE WINTER. MAYBE IF HE CROSSES YOU YOU CAN ALSO MAKE HIS BUTT FALL OFF.Ā
I TOTALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MEN DO FIBERCRAFT TOO BUT THIS WAS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT THE INTERSECTIONS BETWEEN WOMEN, MATH, FIBERCRAFT, AND MAGIC, SO THERE YOU GO.Ā
You may have known this already, but the Apollo guidance computerās core memory was literally woven strands of copper, and it was all done by hand, by a bunch of women. Because who else knows how to weave things?
*SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE* WOMENāS WORK SENT MEN TO THE FUCKING MOON HOW IS THAT NOT MAGIC AS HELL
Oh oh oh oh this is my subject on Viking reenactment gigs, Iām the groupās Vala and I also fill in for the weavers and spinners because ITāS THE SAME SHIT let me tell you about it :D :D :D
SPINNING with a drop spindle, none of your fancy high-tech spinning wheels here my friend, SPINNING OMG is literally taking undifferentiated fluff and turning it into the most useful and life-essential item in your whole civilisation with little more than a click of your fingersāwithout thread you have no sails, no clothes, no blankets, itās literally power of life-or-death shit here, it is magic AS FUCK. Thatās without doubt why the Norns were spinners and weavers.
There was laws about not saying peopleās names or talking about people when youāre spinning, because youāre basically bringing something into being out of nothing, and with that kind of power you could just as easily bring events into being. So folks probably look the other way when youāre spinning thread for your sonās shirt and you want him to be victorious and honourable, but if youāre spinning away and bitching out about that ho Ingvar (see below) and how she stole your man and deserves the same to happen to her, thatās a crime. Youād be in better legal standing if you just punched her, because enchantment against a person was seen as sneaky and underhanded, with all connotations of forethought and antisocial intention, while punching someone could be an understandable lapse of self-control.
It was also forbidden to spin āagainst the sunā (ie: counterclockwise) because ok we also know thereās a mechanical aspect to that as well, itās very useful to have the twist going in the same direction at all times so it doesnāt cancel itself out, but it was believed that an item made from backwards-spun thread could literally kill a person, thereās an account of a Vala spinning a shirt to murder a priest and itās inferred that it was spun backwards. Because like, the sun is the source of all life, and to go against the sun goes against life, and much as the anti-twist cancels out the twist, it cancels out life. Brutal.
And you couldnāt talk about people when weaving, either, because weaving is an extension of the whole something-from-nothing power, but presumably people did anyway because thereās an actual find of a weaving tablet with a curse carved on it āSigvorās Ingvar shall have my misfortuneā so basically every time the card was turned, it would strengthen the curse, and literally spin and weave it into being. HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT. Thereās also a find of a weaving sword with a ālove poemā carved on it, note the quotemarks because this āpoemā goes āThink of me, I think of you; Love me, I love youā THAT AINāT NO POEM FAM THAT A SPELL. She probably making him (or her) a shirt.
And thatās three times Iāve mentioned shirts, so I should tell you that making a shirt for someone was a Big Deal, in a way it was sort of the period equivalent of the boyfriend sweater, with the sheer amount of labour that goes into making a shirt you have to really give a whole lot of shits about that person. Thereās an account of a woman making a shirt for her brother-in-law while her husband was away, and itās OMG DRAMA BOMB. The Vala I mentioned above really gave a lot of shits about murdering that priest. Hence, the most-likely-a-woman who owned the inscribed weaving sword could very well have been making a shirt for her crush, who may OR MAY NOT have been her husband. You know, she couldāve been like āhope my nice hubby thinks about me while heās awayā or she couldāve been like ādamn, brother-in-law too hotā or she couldāve been likeĀ ādamn, Ingvar too hotā (wlw arenāt attested at all but you gotta assume it happened because humans) but in any event she knew what was up. And making a shirt for someone wasnāt thought of as *overtly* magical, mostly, but thereās kind of a subtext to it that presupposes any shirt could be enchanted and probably was to some extent.
And this is just scratching the surface of the academically well established stuff, with none of my own hypotheses and observations. I can go on for hours.
I have talked about knitting and fiber arts with many different women of all sorts of religion and non religion, and the vast majority of them say that when they make special items, they put some kind of intentions into the garment.
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Thatās the wrong gif this is a better one
honestly just let these dumb white ppl get poisoned lol
When you see itā¦
what am i looking for
Fools got a giant ass molar hanging from the neck
Thatās not it
this literally drained the life from my body
Fcuk me
Omgā¦
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psychic *reads my mind*
Me;
Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I canāt believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow
I think this video is cursed because every so often Iāll think about it out of the blue and the next time Iām on tumblr I see it.
This video is definitely cursed. Cause Iām OP and I died making it
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!
oops my hand slipped
nexttttt pleaseee :D
Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series
I was asked for doing this, so I did
BAM!
Iām out of ideas! XD
next?
THIS IS TOO CUTE I CANāT LEAVE IT ALONE IāM SORRY
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!
LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!
LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!
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NEEEXT!!!!!
IT HAD TO BE DONE:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH MY GOOD!!!!!
ThATāS IT!!!!
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so yeah
I LOVE THIS
REBLOGGED THIS TWICE
I have a needā¦..I must add to thisā¦
still waiting for the smut
Cāmon guysā¦ it needs some smut
THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE
SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT
Not so perfect but still perfect first date
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART
O HECk IT GOT bETtEr
OMG, THIS IS PERFECT š
notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!
THERES MORE
I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?Ā
ITS BACK OMG
Omg itās here!
THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT
Ok I tried because this is so cuteĀ
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF
IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG
This has to be the most adorable thing Iāve seen today.Ā
This gave me so many happy and cute feels
every time this circles back thereās always more, I love you allĀ
this warms my heart on so many levels <3
ITS BACK
Iām just sitting here
Hitting my knee
Squealing and smiling omfg
this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happensĀ
best thing ever
Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!
(The text says : Movie? I wonāt be late!)
my contribution!
This is beautiful
Love it
OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! AND THIS IS SO LONG NOW AND SO ADORABLE!!! I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES!!
I love this so much. For multiple reasons. One all of the different art styles. Two I have been seen this post around Tumblr ever since I first came here. And three ever since I first came itās been getting longer and better ever cents!
This is some cute shit
This has been here since the start of my blog and itās one of my favourite posts that I had on my dash and it still is
Even after all this time Iām so invested in this
I AM SPEECHLESS
I love this so muchššš
thiS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER XD
THIS IS SO CUTE IāM ACTUALLY SCREAMING
IāM SCREAMING
Iām crying and dying and screaming how is this possible
IT GOT BETTER!!!!!
BOI THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD!
MY HEART
I want more
This definitely needs to be continued!!
Am I too late to join? :D
@neatatom @apitnobaka @noknmni
@veronicasummersfelton why not?
My hand slippedĀ
MORE PLS!!!!!!
HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS THREAD
my favourite thing, artists of tumblr untiting to create a comic about high school notes gay love story
MORE PLEASE!
tagging all my artist friends who need to see this @takaraphoenix @dragon-of-creation @spider999now @shirmir @noksindra
I donāt have self control
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IāVE EVER SEEN! DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE!!
YES HELLO IM CRYING
itS BACK!!
Thereās so much more AAAHHHH
Iām just gonna add something real quick š
Hurry someone add something please šš
AHHHHH this is so adorable š
SOMEONE PLEASE ADD SOMETHING MY HEART IS SOARING THIS IS ADORABLE! š
THIS IS SO CUTEšš
@highwarlockofhogsmeade LOOK!! SO MUCH MORE CUTENESS FROM THE LAST TIME
This is the best
ITāS BACK
this was here when i first came and itās back and better than ever
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS!!!
*screeches*
I AM IN LOVE!!!
THIS IS STILL GOING ON I AM IN LOVE
I CANT BELIVE ITS STILL GOING ON PLZ SOMEONE ADD ONTO THIS PLZ
Muses Wishlist: The premise with the locker notes and one not having a cell phone.
fuck i love this thread
I love this so much. Both the adorable boys and how a good portion of the artists on tumlr keep goingĀ āOops, my hand slipped~ā AND MAKING IT BETTER.
omg. there is more and it is BETTER EFERY TIME I SEE IT
Saw this and thought it was to cute not to reblog
Iām dying.
no.
too late Iām dead SO CUTE!!!!
IT UPDATED, YEEEEES!!!!
Look at this beauty!
YES A NEW UPDATE!
Please oh PLEEEEEEEASE
Can someone continue this, and tag me?
Aaaaaaa need more
AGREED
If someone continues this please tag me
BE STILL MY HEART
IM HAVING A FLUFF ATTACK (when something is so cute and fluffy you more than fangirl over. You OBSESS.)
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD IāVE SEEN AND PROBABLY WILL EVER SEE OH MY GOD
IM SOBBING THEREāS MORE
THEREāS MORE!!!
