Jonah

Jonah Marshall fictive He/him

[willgrahams-juicyass]

Reworking the introduction

Hi i’m Jonah i’m a Jonah Marshall fictive I use he/him but other pronouns are fine ig

I’m taking over, other guy can make his own blog

Artfight artfight artfight

[willgrahams-juicyass]

Silently hoping every notification is from you

[several-mice]

does anyone ever miss it

(click for higher quality + please reblog!)

[zai5an]

dare I say ctommy summer

[dogpuppy]

[ratttailz]

@office-obsession

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[office-obsession]

Nobody appreciates my perverted nature

[idiot-mushroom]

character design stuff w/ ctubbo

[domovoykuzya]

been busy, but you can have this little guy

[idiot-mushroom]

my take on c!dream

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[ghost-in-park]

oh my god

[mexagirlish]

what the FUCK????

[askthesonnellin0s]

who blows air into a coochie??

Is this a normal thing men do?????

[notsoheterosapien]

Not my usual reblog but.. yk. Don’t. Do that.

[traumacarnival]

The clingiest of all duos!!

@mellohifox

[goomba18]

my son on his way to technos

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[drudg30n]

and my

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY

[vi-not-violet]

And my beemarang

[soooonotsketchy]

And my ability to draw YOU PREGNANT!!!

[insanearoace]

And my épée

[madelinesystematic]

and my naginata

[snail-snapple]

and my TEETH!!

[heraldoftheeye]

and my fear god 👁👁👁👁

[not-linkachu]

And my rabid tape recorder

[willgrahams-juicyass]

And my alternates

[theartisticbirds]

fear

[mouthshield]

hey guess who i want

+ bonus tommy ! still playing with how i want my tubbo to look so hope u enjoy

[specterine]

sometimes i think of him