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Elise • she/her • 27 • fueled by anxiety

[stomachachesxxx]

hey emo boy!

[spiritodi-vino-deactivated20250]

Maria Denise Dessimoz, The Inevitable Anguish of Desire

[bifauxnenarmand]

he is the funniest character ever

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[delphinidin4]

[icemankazansky]

Omg y'all Y'ALL

[jellyfishdreamofstarlight]

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

[theblehthatbloos]

Oh

[nosuchthingasaburdenonsociety]

There was a day in 2021 this post was on my dashboard three times a page

[crabpeach]

As an American, when they said truck load I was imagining an 18-wheeler style truck so I’m not too surprised by the final picture. There has to be like 200 - 300 bags of rice on that truck at LEAST. OPs BIL was incredibly lucky he only had to take 23 bags of rice from that thing.

[thesaltofcarthage]

THE RICE TRUCK STORY HAS PHOTOS

[cavalryghost]

The greatest story ever told IMO

[clover11-10]

That man will never look at rice the same way again.

[marlynnofmany]

FYI Shiv reposted the thread on BlueSky after leaving Twitter. It got just as much attention the second time around (as it should).

(Here’s a link to the last post because the threading got weird; scroll up.)

Happy Rice Truck Day!

[marz-rm]

Little bird told me Oliver wanted a Buddie kiss in the rain working on a mini-comic of this on patreon

[cheddar-baby]

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

[stylesnews]

gemmastyles: Impossible to express in a short speech what it’s like to watch harrystyles complete his record breaking 12 night run in such spectacular fashion… not least because my legs were like jelly and I had to keep pausing to breathe. But as mollyjane_x said before I went on - we don’t often get the chance to be brave for the people we love. Imagine doing 12 unbelievable shows and then watching your big sister experience a full existential crisis at speaking for one minute. Honoured to be asked… and truly just glad I didn’t pass out. Love you H! #togethertogether

📸 anthonypham

[forgo-me-not]

they were making out here <3

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[philipforscale]

HE WANTED TO BAG AM EMO GUY & MAKE A GIF OF THEM KISSING SO BAD.

AND HE GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDED. N HE UPLOADED THAT & SHARED IT PRIVATELY WITH HIS LIL EMO DUDE ;____________;💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💖💙💖💙

[pseudophan]

his fashionable man

[pseudophan]

we fucking knew it. vindication. also phil babe what happened to the flash drive...

[innovadesexual]

[stormingchaos12]

[aniseandspearmint]

Knead and roll him like the dough he CRAVES IT

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[batnbreakfast]

Not with that sword.

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.