Young Justice Not Correct Quotes

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Billy playing chess with Victor: Okay. I’m going to take your pointy sad faced guy for my horsey...

Victor: Stop. Stop. What is this peice called?

Billy: I call him Dwight.

Victor: And this one?

Billy: Steve.

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Jason: Tim is below six feet tall, so he doesn’t count as a person.

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Roy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Kaulder: I did. I broke it.

Roy: No you didn’t. Wally?

Wally: Don’t look at me. Look at Artemis.

Artemis: What?! I didn’t break it!

Wally: Huh. That’s weird. Then how did you even know it was broken?

Artemis: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Wally: Suspcious.

Artemis: No, it’s not!

Dick: If it matters, probably not...Zatanna was the last one to use it.

Zatanna: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Dick: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Zatanna: I was using the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Robin!

Kaulder: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Roy.

Roy: No. Who broke it?

Wally: Connor’s been awfully quiet...

Connor: Really?!

Wally: Yeah really!

[everyone starts yelling at each other]

Roy: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Gar: I’m not scared. I’m not scared at all.

M’gann: Saying it twice doesn’t make it more convincing.

Gar: How about I say it a third time? I’m not scared at all.

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Wally: I’m the type of guy who likes to think things through.

Roy (Will): Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?

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Dick: Oh no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple.

[later]

Wally: Wow, you seemed pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?

Dick: We are not going to have this conversation again.

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Dinah: What state are you in?

Artemis: Constant anxiety.

Wally: Denial.

Dick: Perfection.

Billy: ...Rhode Island??

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Dick: Where did you find all this?

Barbara: The deep web. The dark, deep web.

Dick:

Barbara: Just kidding, it’s all online. Simple googling.

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Season two be like:

M’gann: So you lied to us?

Dick: It’s not lying when you’re the leader. It’s politics.

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Traci: I have a bad feeling about this...

Bart: What do you mean?

Traci: Don’t you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you into a lot of trouble?

Bart: ...no?

Traci: That...that explains so much.

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Stephanie: I only accept apologies in cash.

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Tim: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?

Bart: It’s a breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Tim: I pity your dentist.

Bart: Jokes on you, I don’t have a dentist.

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Garfield:  At my funeral I want a giant game of Kahoot about my life, and whoever wins gets my will.

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Dick: I’ve done a lot of dumb shit.

Zatanna: I recorded the dumb shit.

Artemis: I’ve witnessed the dumb shit.

Wally: I joined you in the dumb shit.

Barbara: And I tried to stop you from doing the dumb shit.

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Cassandra: I get awkward when somebody compliments me, and I don’t know what to say.

Traci: You look pretty today.

Cassandra: Happy birthday.

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M’gann:  We need a distraction. Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Bart: My time has come.

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Brion: You are all being ridiculous. Violet does not have a crush on me.

Artemis: Yes she does.

Dr. Jace: Yes she does.

Forager: Yes she does.

Violet: Yes I do.