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Victor: Stop. Stop. What is this peice called?
Billy: I call him Dwight.
Victor: And this one?
Billy: Steve.
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Billy playing chess with Victor: Okay. I’m going to take your pointy sad faced guy for my horsey...
Victor: Stop. Stop. What is this peice called?
Billy: I call him Dwight.
Victor: And this one?
Billy: Steve.
Jason: Tim is below six feet tall, so he doesn’t count as a person.
Roy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Kaulder: I did. I broke it.
Roy: No you didn’t. Wally?
Wally: Don’t look at me. Look at Artemis.
Artemis: What?! I didn’t break it!
Wally: Huh. That’s weird. Then how did you even know it was broken?
Artemis: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Wally: Suspcious.
Artemis: No, it’s not!
Dick: If it matters, probably not...Zatanna was the last one to use it.
Zatanna: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Dick: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zatanna: I was using the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Robin!
Kaulder: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Roy.
Roy: No. Who broke it?
Wally: Connor’s been awfully quiet...
Connor: Really?!
Wally: Yeah really!
[everyone starts yelling at each other]
Roy: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Gar: I’m not scared. I’m not scared at all.
M’gann: Saying it twice doesn’t make it more convincing.
Gar: How about I say it a third time? I’m not scared at all.
Wally: I’m the type of guy who likes to think things through.
Roy (Will): Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?
Dick: Oh no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple.
[later]
Wally: Wow, you seemed pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?
Dick: We are not going to have this conversation again.
Dinah: What state are you in?
Artemis: Constant anxiety.
Wally: Denial.
Dick: Perfection.
Billy: ...Rhode Island??
Dick: Where did you find all this?
Barbara: The deep web. The dark, deep web.
Dick:
Barbara: Just kidding, it’s all online. Simple googling.
Season two be like:
M’gann: So you lied to us?
Dick: It’s not lying when you’re the leader. It’s politics.
Traci: I have a bad feeling about this...
Bart: What do you mean?
Traci: Don’t you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you into a lot of trouble?
Bart: ...no?
Traci: That...that explains so much.
Stephanie: I only accept apologies in cash.
Tim: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
Bart: It’s a breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Tim: I pity your dentist.
Bart: Jokes on you, I don’t have a dentist.
Garfield: At my funeral I want a giant game of Kahoot about my life, and whoever wins gets my will.
Dick: I’ve done a lot of dumb shit.
Zatanna: I recorded the dumb shit.
Artemis: I’ve witnessed the dumb shit.
Wally: I joined you in the dumb shit.
Barbara: And I tried to stop you from doing the dumb shit.
Cassandra: I get awkward when somebody compliments me, and I don’t know what to say.
Traci: You look pretty today.
Cassandra: Happy birthday.
M’gann: We need a distraction. Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Bart: My time has come.
Brion: You are all being ridiculous. Violet does not have a crush on me.
Artemis: Yes she does.
Dr. Jace: Yes she does.
Forager: Yes she does.
Violet: Yes I do.