Deceiving Eyes

Hey, don't cry! It’s all just lies, alright? ♥berryflavors♥

[asdgkjlasfdjgkl]

GUYS I MOVED STOP INTERACTING WITH THIS BLOG

I'M @matsuokarinn NOW LEAVE THIS BLOG TO DIE

[sunbutch]

in light of this new and improved tumblr homophobia, i’d like to remind all my young lesbians that there’s nothing wrong with you. lesbianism isn’t dirty, it isn’t wrong, and it isn’t something you or other girls need to be protected from. your love for other girls is beautiful. please never be ashamed of it

[sunshinev3]

If you’re reading this You Are Valid

[spr0utcity]

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces

[endorathewitchwriter-deactivate]

[papi-chulo-bucky]

I say “my guy” to my dog

[filibusterfrog]

Filibusterfrog Art Giveaway!!

I’m on holidays again soon guys so I figured I may as well do another giveaway for all you lovely people!

All prizes come with a process GIF:

First place:

full body coloured drawing of your character + ref sheet

Second and Third place:

Character ref sheet

Rules:

Giveaway ends on the 7th of July

You must be following me 

Reblogs only

Multiple reblogs are counted as separate entries

Winners will be contacted over tumblr IM or an ask but I’ll have to redraw a name if I dont get a response within 48 hours 

Will draw:

OCs

Characters from any fandom

Anthro

Light Mech

This is to scrounge up new followers as well as reward my current ones, so good luck guys!!

(If you have any questions feel free to drop me an ask)

[liberal-lesbophobia-deactivated]

Demisexual, Asexual, and Gray-A: Very Distinct! These nuances are so extreme they demand nearly half the list to accurately disentangle

Gay and Straight: Basically exactly the same, can certainly be considered one cohesive experience of sexuality

[yoobayoona]

Monosexual means that you are attracted to only one gender. So by extent homosexuality and heterosexuality would be included. Just wanted to clarify to those that are new to that term!

[liberal-lesbophobia-deactivated]

actually monosexual refers to those with the serious condition known as infectious mononucleosis I think you’ve been misinformed????

[sunshinev3]

monosexual is when you really want to fuck the bear from dangan ronpa

[asdgkjlasfdjgkl]

MOVED

I AM MOVING TO @lliarboy !!!!!!

PLEASE FOLLOW ME THERE 

[pissfucker9000-deactivated20170]

what the fuck? i hate frogs 

[dovescape]

[pissfucker9000-deactivated20170]

god i am so fucking sorry 

[grimhimbo36-deactivated20260507]

@filibusterfrog

[tastefullyoffensive]

[seaw1tch]

i am dying

[quietcountrycafe-deactivated201]

Free Him

[artstreet-medibang]

There’s a new app out for creating manga that’s totally free?! 

No way!

YES WAY!

JUMP PAINT ― The official Shonen Jump app for creating manga ― is out now!

 It’s completely free and comes with tutorials from famous manga authors, like One Piece’s Eiichiro Oda and Naruto’s Masashi Kishimoto, and the Weekly Shonen Jump editorial staff. Learn from the very best on your path to becoming a manga creator!

Available on Winodws, Mac, iOS and Andriod!

Download it here today! ↓  https://medibangpaint.com/en/jumppaint/

Enjoy!

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

If you’re LGBT and play Mario Kart tag this post with your orientation, your main, your fave character, and whether you’re good at Rainbow Road or not

[898-deactivated20210515]

U better reply to my posts when u get the urge to do it like don’t listen to that voice in ur head telling u to shut up just say whatever the fuck u want to say I will love it

[lovingrot]

uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn….my widdle toesies…!…….. uwah!!!!!!!!hhhhhnggmmmmgggg.. hhhhhhnhhhjhnhjnjnggggggggggg….my WIDDLE toesies!!!! ooohhhh hmmm mmmnnnnmn….aah!!!!!!!!.. …ooh!!!..

[898-deactivated20210515]

This post is cancelled

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[carazelaya]

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

[peculiaraura]

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

[coyotescorner]

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

[theodorepython]

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

[adultgaywad]

Well that escalated quickly

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

imagine how cool it would be if your legacy was the sound of your laughter. your happiness.

[naamahdarling]

good save

[asdgkjlasfdjgkl]

hey mutuals if u wanna b on my friends page reply 2 this with a 100x100 icon, name, and preferred pronouns

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

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73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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106 O.o

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109 - at this point lets just keep going, I wanna see if we can break this system

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136 that was a wild ride

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155 …why are we doing this and how did we get this far

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[squided]

166 we will go on for as long as is necessary before tumblr fixes this

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192 - fuck all y'all

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193 - I mean how can I not?!

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194- this is too funny not to continue

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197 - None of us are even sorry, don’t lie to yourselves

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198 - this is oddly relaxing

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199 - I fucking hate all of you

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202 - it’s like you can’t help but do it too.

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what a horrible post 203

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*deep breathes* 205

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👀👀👀 206

[yollam]

207 :)

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208 :^)

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209 ╮(￣▽￣"“)╭

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“210 …”

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[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

[ilikeyoshi]

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

[itsagifnotagif]

This image is going to haunt underage bloggers for months to come, what is behind it porn??? Or is it just a wrongly flagged meme??? WHO KNOWS