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when eddy talks seriously about a topic and his voice goes all quiet and gentle
Reminder that JK Rowling ripped off Ursula K Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea to write Harry Potter
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This high-key breaks my heart but not surprised
“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart
this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT
Only a man could draw a woman staring wistfully at a FUCKING RAPE SCENE and think he’s making a feminist statement. That painting she’s staring at is a real painting that depicts MEN VIOLENTLY RAPING WOMEN. It has the word RAPE in the TITLE of the painting.
The Rape of the Daughters of Leucippus is a 1618 painting by Peter Paul Rubens. It is now on show in the Alte Pinakothek in Munich. [ wikipedia ]
Every time I see this post my blood pressure goes off the charts.
The good ol’ days never fucking existed.
I should add that this fucked up comic really does a great job of showcasing the intersection of fatphobia, fat fetishization and sexism.
This is a man thinking that women’s entire sense of self-worth revolves around whether or not men find them sexually attractive. This is a man assuming that women view art through the male gaze – not even grasping there is any other way to view art besides through the male gaze. This is a man thinking fat women are so desperate for male validation they prefer rape to disinterest/rejection.
This is rape culture claiming that sexual assault is a compliment. At the same time it is fatphobia claiming that fat women are unfuckable, and therefore unrapeable twice over (because no man would want to fuck them, and because fat women must be greatful for any and all male attention – even violent, non-consensual attention).
This is also sexism telling women that things were better “in the olden days” and that all the rights and freedoms women have gained are actually making women unhappier, because women can only be happy when they are subject to, and subjugated by men’s desires.
This is toxic masculinity telling men that fucking a fat woman is an act of generosity, and therefore wanting to fuck fat women is morally enlightened.
This is sexism conflating fat fetishization with fat-positivity.
ETA: Someone in the tags actually just tried to argue that the painting of the naked women struggling and screaming in horror and terror while men grope and grab their naked bodies against their will isn’t “technically” a rape scene what the fuck is wrong with white feminists? Can’t you stop licking Brett Kavanaugh’s boot for like 3 whole seconds?
It’s really painful watching white straight fat women *defend* this comic, not even aware of how obvious it is that they are shamelessly prioritizing their 1) whiteness and 2) straightness over their marginalization. They will happily throw feminism under the bus in a hot second for just the tiniest hint of white male validation. They’re so fucking eager to wax nostalgic over an idealized vision of the past in which fat women’s meat suits were considered more consumable by powerful rapist men than thin women’s meat suits.
I didn’t know the painting, I loved this post the first time it came around but now with additional context it’s disgusting. Thank you to whoever noticed the painting and added the info.
This comic would have worked so much better if they just used one of Ruebens’ other paintings “the garden of love” for example
A beautiful piece that isn’t about rape.
Or
“The three graces”
Again no rape
Ace Cadet at your service!! I'm here to fight fascists and give 20 minute long lectures on Asexuality.
i’m not a christian. but “you cannot serve both god and money” in matthew 6:24 ? yeah, that’s kind of epic.
my favorite quote from jeezy boy, Mark 10:25
“ It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
jesus said eat the rich.
No, He didn’t. He told rich people to voluntarily give away their money out of the goodness of their hearts. He never told poor people to go take it from them by force.
yes he did. he told me to take your money specifically you dumb bitch
Once again, the socialists wanna cherry pick what Jesus said to make him look like he’s on their side.
Just like you fascists do to a god of love and acceptance.
I’m not the one threatening my opponent with decapitation.
Fascism (noun)
a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
Forcible suppression - as in threats of, or actual violence. I haven’t threatened you.
Why do these kids always want to rob the people who are very very very capable of stopping them? It will end terribly for them and the rich will stay rich.
While we’re on the subject, why eat the the rich when you could learn from them?
Give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish he’ll eat forever.
More importantly where are all these kids going to live when they realize the people they’re going after are their parents supporting them into their thirties?
This started out so good, I genuinely thought they were on to something. Then it reverted back to “kill the rich and take their money”. Not only going against two of the Ten Commandments (thou shalt not kill or steal), but they completely forgot the first message and started serving money again. Unless of course they planned on burning it for warmth after they ruin the economy and our energy industry.
shhhhhhh - you’ll disrupt the narrative
“Hey man, take my picture!”
“I can’t do it. It’s too dark.”
“Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.”
“Are you homeless?”
“Yes, I am.”
“How long have you been homeless?”
“15 years. I’ve been in Boston 8 months. Before that I was in Washington, Virginia, New York, Philadelphia, Louisiana, Florida…”
“Why didn’t you stay in Florida? It’s so much warmer.”
“I wanted to see my family. But they don’t want to see me. They don’t understand depression. They treat me like dirt. Homeless people treat me better than my family.”
“And what happened 15 years ago? How did you end up on the streets?”
“I tried to burn myself twice. I had 30 surgeries. I was dead two times, but God brought me back. I don’t know why.”
“And why did you do it?”
“I was depressed. Why you crying?”
“Because you are a beautiful person, and my family is really messed up, and I’ve been very depressed. I think I can understand you.”
“Yes, I am a good person. And when you take people’s pictures, don’t disrespect them.”
“No, man, I won’t. I like people. That’s why I take their pictures.”
“And when you make your portfolio, don’t denigrate people. Let the pictures speak for themselves.”
“I will. Are you safe on the streets?”
“Yes, I am…And now I have $8 to buy me some food.”
“That’s all I have. Next time I see you, I will give you more.”
“No, man. It ain’t all about money. Give me a hug. And next time you see me, give me a hug again. And thanks for taking my picture.”
One of my favorite posts.
Reblogging for all the Black folks dealing with depression and mental illness. We have so little understanding and tolerance for it as a community. It can be very hard living as a depressed person in a community that doesn’t believe it exists.
omg :/ ..
1. Tries not to cry 2. Cries
Wooow, this is so sad🙁
Middle aged people on Facebook need to chill
Yall rlly need to stop sexualizing the kids. And not just the girls. I see you nasty fuckers drawing the boys all sweaty and shirtless. Fuck off they’re 15
Yall won’t reblog this but go and reblog posts sayin the same about the girls and turn right around to reblog some more pics of 15 year old boys in sexual positions cause yall need something to jack off to I fucking see you
reblog this version cowards.
Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.
It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green! Elephants, for instance, have dichromatic vision (two types of cones, rather than three like most humans.)
Check out this diagram from ResearchGate. It deals with the color vision of horses, who are also generally dichromatic. (I think, though I’m not sure, that zebras would have the same color vision as horses.) See how orange and green look to them?
Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.
It doesn’t matter what zebras see, because tigers are not native to Africa and do not naturally hunt zebra. Tigers are Asian and mostly hunt animals like deer, elk, and buffalo. These aren’t animals with great color vision. They don’t need to have it because they don’t eat fruit and so don’t need to know when the berry is ripe vs when it’s not. Good color vision is too expensive to have if you don’t need it. Deer put their vision stats in a wide field of vision that is sensitive to motion, low light capabilities, and possibly seeing UV light. They don’t have great color and lack a lot of acuity, but have a great sense of smell and good hearing. That’s way more useful if you’re prey. Deer see well in the blue end of the color spectrum and less well in the red. This makes sense because deer are most active in the dawn and dusk periods, when there is more blue in the light. Tigers are taking advantage of deer eyesight by being orange.
We see tigers are being obviously colored because tigers are fruit colored to our tree ape brains.
I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.
Ok but like, I think you underestimate just how well they blend in when actually in the environment. Like, just using tigers as an example.
or how about a leopard?
It’s called ‘disruptive colouration’ because the markings help to break up the animal’s outline against the grasses or rocks. And the rosettes on leopards and jaguars? Sun spots shining through the trees and leaves on the ground.
And this is how hard it is to spot them WITH colour vision. Now imagine the above images but with the limited coloured mentioned above?
I’m sorry but there is not an animal in that first leopard picture
Are you, sure about that?
“Tigers are fruit colored” is my new favorite phrase.
Boys
Who
Have
Periods
Are
Still
Boys
Girls
Who
Don’t
Have
Periods
Are
Still
Girls
Damn
Straight
But what if they ain’t straight?
Damn
Gay
?????
Damn valid either way!!
this is a good post
this is a poem.
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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ
I’m honestly so confused right now
This is the height of our stupidity, It has to be or future generations cannot exist
ZERO IS BOTH ODD AND EVEN
Technically zero isn’t even a number
what even is zero then
It’s similar to black and white. They aren’t official colors and neither is 0.
Black is a “shade” and white is a “tint”
Numbers aren’t real
Is anything really
this post really makes me feel better about my math skills, thanks, tumblr
how did this manage to get worse
You caused this
Aaaaaaand it's back
FACTS ON THE CHRISTCHURCH SHOOTING.
Actual facts, from someone who was in Christchurch at the time, because some people don’t know this stuff, or have been told lies.
1. This was a terrorist attack. There is no other word for it. It was terrorism. Calling it something else is incredibly disrespectful.
2. At least 49 people are dead. 40 died in the Al Noor Mosque on Deans Ave, 7 in the Linwood Mosque on Linwood Avenue, and one other died in hospital. This included children as young as two years old. More bodies are being found as the investigations progress.
3. The shooting was purposeful. It was not a spur of the moment decision. It was a planned attack. It was on a Friday, the muslim’s holy holiday, when they were in their afternoon prayer. The attack was at the mosques, to hit them when they were supposed to be safe. The attack a have been described by the Police Commissioner as a “very well-planned event”, and firearms were found at both mosques.
4. There were home-made bombs planted in two cars which were left around the city. Further proof, if you really need it, that it was planned.
5. The terrorists originally planned to attack Dunedin, but instead decided on Christchurch. No one really knows why.
6. They attacked New Zealand on purpose, to prove that no where is safe from fear and hate. New Zealand is seen as a safe country, and normally doesn’t see much violence.
7. This attack was the worst that the country has ever seen. The previous worst was in 1990, when 13 people were killed in a mass shooting. There is a reason why this is such a big deal. For a large portion of the country, this is something very new. If you compare it to the USA, it would be on scale of 3,344 people being killed in a shooting.
8. The attack started at roughly 1:40pm local time. At that time, schools were still in session and businesses were starting the afternoon shift. It was also halfway through a Climate Change strike, in which over a thousand students went on strike from their schools to protest politicians not doing enough about climate change. Most of these students were then moved into the new library next to where the strike was taking place, and ended up staying there for over 4 hours.
9. After the attack started, the city centre went into lockdown. All Christchurch schools went into lockdown. All public spaces, and bus services, went into lockdown. This lockdown lasted for hours. The only way that anyone could contact anyone else was with the technology they had with them.
10. On that Friday, four people were arrested. One of these people was a civilian, who dressed in camouflage and carried a gun with the intent of helping the police, but didn’t let the police know. Two others were arrested for carrying firearms, but may not have been involved with the attacks. The last one was Brenton Tarrant.
11. The terrorist who live-streamed the attack on Twitter, Brenton Tarrant, is an Australian citizen, and a Dunedin resident. This wasn’t the work of an immigrant, or a refugee. You can’t blame them for this occurring.
12. PewDiePie was not responsible for the attack. The terrorist shouting “subscribe to PewDiePie” was him trying to incite reactions online, and distract people from caring about the humans who were killed and injured in the attacks.
13. Brenton Tarrant has a firearms license, and owned five guns. Because of this attack, the NZ gun laws are going to change, hopefully making it harder for anything like this to ever happen again (take notes America). A ban on semi-automatic weapons is definitely on the list for changes to the laws.
14. None of the detained people had criminal records, or were on any watch lists in New Zealand or Australia.
15. Muslims currently make up roughly 1.1% of the New Zealand population of 4.25 million. That equates to over 45,000 individuals. For us, that is a lot.
16. The list of victims has not yet been released, but it includes:
Naeem Rashid, 50, who tried to tackle the terrorist at Al Noor mosque, before being shot, and his 21-year-old son Talha, who had been living with his father in New Zealand since 2010.
Sayyad Milne, 14, who wanted to be a footballer when he grew up.
Daoud Nabi, 71, who is believed to have thrown himself in front of other people in the mosque to protect them.
Khaled Mustafa, a refugee from the war in Syria.
Hosne Ara, 42, killed while searching for her husband who uses a wheelchair - he survived.
These are the people who we should be remembering and commemorating, not terrorists.
DON’T be caught up in gossip. DON’T believe anything and everything that you are told. DON’T do what these terrorists want, and put them ahead of the victims.
Think, feel, and remember your humanity. Please. Don’t descend to their level.
A decent post.
But quit it with your “take notes America”.
For all the sound and pious appeals to empathy and humanity, that rang a bit false.
That's the only thing you really noticed isn't it
Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it
ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT
ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.
ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
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IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN
THIS GODLY POST
WOW JAMES GETS ABOUT A BIT
THIS NEVER GETS OLD
Sometimes people like to write things about florist’s shops. Here are two things you need to know, the most egregiously wrong things.
1. It makes no fucking sense to sketch out a bouquet before you make it. Every individual flower is different in a way that cannot really be adjusted the way other building materials can be adjusted, and each individual bouquet is unique. Just put the fucking flowers together.
2. No one — in months and months of working at the flower shop — has ever cared what the flower/color of the flower means. No one’s ever asked. It’s just not something people tend to care about outside of fiction and it’s certainly not something most florists know. You know what florists know? What looks good and is thematically appropriate.
Here’s an actual list of the symbology of flowers, as professionals use it:
Yellow – for friends, hospitals Pink – girls, girlfriends, babies, bridesmaids Red – love Purple – queens White – marriage and death (DO NOT SEND TO HOSPITALS) Pink and purple – ur mum Red, orange, and yellow – ur mum if she’s stylish Red, yellow, blue – dudes and small children Blue and white – rare, probably a wedding Red and white – love for fancy bitches
Here are what the flowers actually mean to a florist:
The Fill It Out flowers:
Carnations – fuck u these are meaningless filler-flowers, not even your administrative assistant likes them, show some creativity Alstroemeria – by and large very similar to carnations but I like them better Tea roses – cute and lil and come several to a stalk, a classy filler flower Moluccella laevis – filler flower but CHOICE Delphinium – not as interesting as moluccella but purple so okay I guess Blue thistle – FUCK YEAH, some fucking textural variety at last! you’re getting this for a dude, aren’t you? Chrysanthemums – barely better than carnations but better is still better Gladiolus – ooh, risky business, someone understands the use of the Y-axis, very good
Focal points:
Long-stem roses – yeah whatever Lilies – LBD, looks good with everything, get used as often as possible Hydrangeas – thirsty fuckers, divas of the flower world and rightly so, treat them right and they make you look good Gerbera daisies – the rose’s hippie cousin, hotter but no one admits it Peonies – CHA-CHING, everybody’s absolute favorite but you need guap Orchids – if this isn’t for a wedding you’re probably trying too hard but they’re expensive so keep ordering them
You know what matters? THE CUSTOMER’S BUDGET. THAT’S TELLING.
-$20 – if you’re not under 12, fuck off, get your sugar something else $30 – good for bouquets but an arrangement will be lame $40 – getting there, there’s something that can be done with that. you can get some gerbs or roses with that and not have them look stupidly solo. $50 to $70 – tolerable $80 – FINALLY. It sounds elitist but this really is the basic amount of money you should expect to spend on an arrangement that matters. That’s your Mother’s Day arrangement. You’re probably not going to spend $80 on a bouquet. $90 to $130 – THE GOOD SHIT, you’re likely to get some orchids $130+ – Weddings and death. This amount of money gets you a memorial arrangement or a handmade bridal bouquet. Don’t spend this on a Mother’s Day or a Babe I Love You arrangement, buy whosits a massage or something.
Miscellaneous:
Everything needs greening and if you don’t think that you’re an idiot.
As a new employee, when you start making arrangements, you can’t see the mistakes you’re making because you’re brand new and you’re learning an art form from the ground up.
With a few exceptions customers don’t have a clear plan in mind. They want you to develop the bouquet for them. They want something that will delight their little sweetbread but you’re lucky if they know that person’s favorite color, let alone flower.
Flower shops don’t typically have every kind of flower in every kind of color. Customers generally aren’t assed about that. Most people don’t care about the precise shade of the rose or having daffodils in July, because they’re not boning up on flower language before they buy. That would imply that they’ve got a clear bouquet in mind and, again, they don’t.
Being a florist is essentially a lot like what I imagine being a mortician is about. You’re basically keeping dead things looking good for as long as possible. You keep the product in the fridge so it doesn’t rot and look horrible by the time the family gets a whack at it, and in the meanwhile you put it in a nice container.
Anyway that’s flowers.
this is magnificent and I love hearing about ppl job feilds