Henchman in Training

Grungler. 40s. Your weird uncle that likes exercise and thrifting.

[bannertanks]

[reappearedinavision]

[henchmanintraining]

There should be a term for when you are shocked to find out how old something is. It's not really nostalgia. It's when something on your periphery back in the day comes up, and you now have a date to associate with it instead of "vaguely in the past." I say this, because I just found out those stupid Geico Caveman commercials are now 20 years old.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

only a local insurance adjuster has Missouri-specific knowledge like [checks notes] Mioumtoisn

[shiftythrifting]

nothing says freedom like temu eagle

[henchmanintraining]

The neat thing about shopping for used cars is the variety of vehicles you can buy at any price point. Yes, you could buy a small, sensible automobile, or you could also buy something really, really stupid. Certainly, it would not bankrupt you to spend that money on a 20 year old S-Class. Need a truck? Show up your neighbors by buying a box van with 300,000 miles! "oLd CaRs wErE bEtTeR!" Guess what? Right now, there's a Model T for sale nearby, and it's the same price as a gently used Mitsubishi Mirage.

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[feldfrog]

Netflix could introduce a stand-up category called sex offenders and have enough comedians that it would scroll

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[loungin]

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[anarchistmemedistro]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

generally speaking, the cooler and better your offline political activities are, the more important it becomes that you do not post about it on your personal social media acconts

[thulium]