I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Please I'm so broke
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.

Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Kiana Khansmith
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Three Goblin Art
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#extradirty
DEAR READER
cherry valley forever
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I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Please I'm so broke
Beautiful Clara 🥰
Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.
sorry this is so much better than the dog one
They all look completely unabashed and unrepentant for their crimes
Our cats would have signs that said: “I caught a rat that was too big for me to kill, brought it inside and now it’s hiding somewhere in the apartment”
Star Shrimp is unapologetically gorgeous. The most beautiful shrimp in the galaxsea 🦐✨
me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps
Please please please don't click those phishing texts
please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
A crossover for the ages.
Prequel
The Climactic Battle
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
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Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
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When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
this was a very sweet issue with Diana and Clark figuring out what to get Bruce for his birthday oh my ♡ Wonder Woman #7 by Tom King and Guillem March
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Today’s the only day you can reblog this until next year guys.
Happy pre December 10th !
DPXDC Genderswap Gods and Monters AU
Not everyone is genderswaped but it's not just the trio. Moved everyone's birthdate from the DP to match the Gods and Monsters setting. There's also one more movie attached to this AU but that would make the title to clunky.
August 13 2014
Death Day~August 13 to September 12
Danny Fenton started her day like every other day that summer. Wake up, go up to the OPS Center to play on the flight simulator, come down for food, and hang out with her friends until they have to go home. It just turns out that today was the day she would die. Right in front of her friends Sam and Tallulah. She's hospitalized and in a coma until September 6. Doctors report that she showed no signs of any physical injury. She is released on September 9. Sam and Tallulah come over September 12 to celebrate/sleepover which is when they see Danny's powers for the first time since the accident.
This is what gets the DR’s on the GOV/Justice Trio/Lex’s radar
1. Mystery Meat~September 18-23
(Edit: Over a month has passed since Danny Fenton's exposure to her parents' Ghost Portal turned her into a human-ghost hybrid. When her goth friend Sam changes the lunch menu to ultra-recyclo vegetarian, the vengeful ghost/meat monster of the previous Casper high school lunch lady reanimates to bring meat justice back to the high school. Danny must channel her newfound powers into fighting this ghost while keeping them a secret from everybody except her two best friends.)
《Note: Danny's phasing is only a problem with her hands. Mr.& Mrs.Docs Fenton also have faced ghosts in the past courtesy of Vanessa until she found out Maddie was pregnant with Jazsper. Attacks lessened and later stopped shortly after Danny was born. Jack sent Vanessa cards whenever he defeated a ghost and when Jasper & Danny were born. Lunch Lady's menu was made with all of her younger brothers favorite food. During the time from Danny's accident to today, Mr.&Mrs.Docs Fenton have been trying to take down the portal but nothing works.》
JLD's Apprentices
Danny
The morning after patrols, especially after a big Arkham breakout, was usually followed by a long rest and a big breakfast. Many of them had stayed at the manor, too exhausted to go to their hideouts or apartments. Alfred had prepared a large assortment of food: bacon, pancakes, eggs, muffins, and waffles.
Out of nowhere, a green portal appeared at the end of the table, and a teenager walked out holding a clipboard.
"Damn it, I still gotta work on my aim with these portals," he said jumping down from the table," sorry about stepping on the table B."
The table then erupted, weapons were pulled from seemingly nowhere, and each of the bats launched themselves at the intruder. The teenager was unfazed as their weapons passed right through them.
"You know, when you said that Gotham was dangerous, I wasn't expecting such a warm welcome," they smiled at Bruce.
"Good morning, Danny."
"Father, you know this intruder?"
Bruce sighs, "This is Danny, he is an apprentice under Justice League Dark."
"He works with Constantine?"
"Ew. No, I mostly work alone or with my friends."
"Father, how does he know are identities?"
"I actually didn't know your identities until I stepped through the portal. Sorry about that. The portal I was using was tied to the location of a soul, not a general location." Danny rubbed the back of his neck, looking sheepishly at the ground. " This is what I get for following Constatine's advice," he muttered.
"What did he say?"
"Quote 'The bloody paranoid bastard is probably in his cave still brooding or whatever. end quote."
Several of the bats stifle laughter
Bruce sighs into his coffee. " What did you need, Danny?"
It was Danny's turn to sigh. "There is going to be an uptick in supernatural phenomena in Gotham soon."
"What kind?" Bruce said his headache was growing by the second.
"The usual. Creepy Fruit loop cult."
"Fruit loop?" Dick asked, but didn't get an answer.
"What is the plan?"
"My team has been monitoring the cult for a few weeks now; many of them are upper-class idiots." Danny paused for a second realizing who he was talking to. "No offence. Most of the rich people I have met have either been stuck-up assholes or egotistical maniacs."
That earned more laughter from the bats as well as a few nods.
"We've all attended galas. We know."
"Danny, continue."
" Right." He opened another portal and pulled out a silver tablet.
"We found out that they are going to be here in Gotham a month from now for your gala. My friends and I will be there to monitor anything that might happen. I believe that more than one of my rouges may be involved." Danny said as he sent the files to Bruce's tablet.
"The first being Plausimius, he is ruthless and will use his powers to gain anything he wants, which is usually power or influence. His main skill set is overshadowing, similar to possession, in that he can take over a person's body. I'll give you any additional equipment to avoid that. He also uses fire powers and many other standard ghost powers. The other ghost is Penelope Spectra. She is manipulative and highly intelligent with a focus on genetics and psychology. Her main power set focuses on stealing any power or energy from other humans or otherwise. Her favourite source of energy is misery, which, no offence, makes Gotham look like an all-you-can-eat buffet. She is narcissistic, and her main goal is to use the energy she steals to maintain her appearance." All of the bats had crowded around Bruce's chair to see the file on the tablet.
"Both of them can appear as humans unless they are forced to reveal themselves or they are detected by special sensors that we will also provide. The files should give you more of an idea of their powers and methods."
"Man, these files are impressive. You have every aspect categorised."
"Thanks, but I can't take all the credit for those. Pharaoh handles all our tech; Belladonna and Red Huntress usually gather intelligence. There are a few others, but they haven't decided on a name, or their ideas are immediately vetoed."
"Thank you for the information, Danny. We can meet at a later date to further go over the plan."
"No Problem. I'm just happy I don't have to explain this twice, given you're the bats. Oh, and Zatanna said she is coming to the gala too."
"tt. Your group needs supervision to complete a mission?"
Danny's eyes snapped to face Damian, glowing the same haunting green as the Lazarus pits. Everyone at the table froze. Everyone had seen eyes like that. But they usually followed a violent, fiery rage. But no, Danny's rage was cold. The bats were staring at those eyes, but Duke wasn't. He was staring at the crystallized crown that glitched in and out of focus right above Danny's head.
"Damian Al Ghul Wayne, that makes sense that you're related to that weirdo. Your Grandfather is a real pain." Danny massaged his temples, closing his eyes briefly. He sighs and looks back at Damian. Now with his eyes back to the normal blue.
" Zatanna had offered her help on this mission. She is not here to supervise. My team and I have been unsupervised from the beginning. We have defended our entire town by ourselves for over a year till the Justice League offered a mentorship or partnership." Danny left no room for argument.
"I'm done here, Bats. Contact us when you are ready to discuss the plan." At that, he ripped open another portal and stepped through.
Noise returned to that dining room once again as each of the bats and birds talked over each other.
Alfred, having just stepped back into the room, silenced all of them with a single raised eyebrow.
"Phantom was here to discuss a cult that is working with at least two of his rouges."
"Father, who was that, and how do they know grandfather?"
"That was Phantom or Danny. He and his team work injunction with JLD. On paper, they are apprentices, but mostly work alone and only in their town of Amity Park. The majority of them are still in high school, hence apprentices." Bruce sighs.
"How many are on his team?"
" Around eleven, but many of them aren't suited for fieldwork. Primarily, six work in the field, with the others working behind the scenes with research, public outreach, investigation and engineering."
Jason gave a low whistle, "Damn, that's organized. What's their on-field skills like?"
"Phantom and Specter are their heavy hitters. Skilled in hand-to-hand combat and weapons training. Ranging from guns to swords. Swordfighting style similar to Greek warriors. Powers are superstrength, flight, invisibility, and the list goes on. Many of them have advanced hand-to-hand combat training and magical aptitude." Tim rattled off, scrolling through several files.
"Tim, how many times have I told you not to hack Watchtower files?"
"I will stop hacking them when they stop being so easy to hack," Tim stated, not looking up from the tablet.
"Father, you never answered my question." Daiman turned back to Bruce, "How does he know Grandfather?"
"Danny, by the rules of combat, had gained the throne of the infinite realms. The infinite realms as Constantine explained them, are the space in between dimensions that houses any and all afterlives. Danny is the prince of the infinite realms until he fully takes the throne. Given that Ra's uses the pits to obtain his immortality. It is apparently an issue that Danny is facing."
"That explains the crown that was floating over his head," Duke says, poking at his now cold breakfast.
Tim continued to flip through the files on his tablet as many others leaned in to look and discuss them.
Behind them, Alfred cleared his throat., "I believe there is a rule at the table that states that no work at the table, civil or otherwise?"
"But....I....fine." Tim gave up the tablet, and others returned to their seats.
"Alfred, is it too late to cancel my meetings for today?"
"Master Bruce, you have already rescheduled these meetings twice before."
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