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Stranger Things
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Jules of Nature
we're not kids anymore.
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Bonk (happy birthday ?)
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With the lack of SNAP benefits in the US hitting in a few days, welcome to No Snitch November. If you see somebody taking food? No you didn't. Taking formula? No you didn't. Taking diapers? No you didn't. When the government turns their back on our neighbors, it's our job to protect them.
actually? yes you did. yes you fucking saw the whole thing.
and your entire job is to suddenly decide that the nearby employee needs to help you RIGHT NOW with something. anything. get creatively stupid.
ask for help finding something you know good and well is on the other side of the store, ask for help reaching something up high (if you're not super tall), ask for help understanding something trivial
as much as I dislike customers being shitty to employees just trying to do their job, politely keeping them occupied in case they're a snitch is, in my opinion, your civil fucking duty, and I genuinely apologize for any and all employees I annoy in the near future as I do what I can to defend people who can't afford food
10/10 addition to my post. Thank you.
No Narc November starting on 1,172 days left
Bonk (feeling spooky :p)
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So YouTube just recently announced that beginning on August 13, AI will be rolled out into the US to verify if teens are actually underaged. This new update will detect whatever content you watch, and if you are under the age of consent, then YT will lock your account unless you can show your government ID, a selfie, or your credit card. Not only that, it will strip you of personalized ads, restrict certain channels based on your age, and many more.
This is actual BULLSHIT. Excuse my French, but I have EVERY RIGHT to say it out loud. This update has actively harmed those in Australia and the UK, and when this update comes to the US, underaged YouTubers will be at a gargantuan disadvantage. They say it’s for the protection of kids everywhere - when in reality, this new feature will wreck the foundation of several creators, including myself (I’m 15, btw, and I’m pushing 16 by this October). Even worse, they have an entire app literally called YouTube Kids, and yet they neglect it in favor of screwing over their creators. I like YouTube, but this is just repulsive; I even have a new video I’m working on, and if I upload it past Aug. 13 it’ll already be too late. With this new update is right around the corner, take my advice: STAND. YOUR. GROUND.
Go onto any social media platform and spread the word of this update and how it’ll further tarnish YouTube’s reputation. Mass download as many videos as you can. Critique them with emails at how petty and intrusive this will be. Hell, don’t even use YouTube AT ALL starting on August 13 and find any other video-watching site that lacks AI age verification. At that point, you are proving that you are not willing to bow down to big private companies cracking down on what type of people use YouTube. We choose what we want to watch, not YouTube.
Do your part and just do NOT let unnecessary censorship take control of all these social media platforms.
Youtube is going to make you give up your government information to prove your age
Blow up YouTube's phone and email lines NOW before August 13th!
Well shit. It appears as though I have to do another post that isn't the one shot I wanted to write. So, in America, YouTube is going to try and use age verification AI to make sure you aren't underage.
What this means is that there will be an Artificial Intelligence looking over your watch history to judge if you are a child. So, if you naturally lean towards watching gaming videos primarily for children (or you just watch one too many of those), the AI will use that to say that you are obviously under 18.
If you are flagged as under 18, what will happen is that you will be cut off from anything that YouTube deems "mature", which, if you're even the slightest bit familiar with YouTube, that could mean anything.
If you have been falsely flagged, then guess what? You are going to have to: provide your driver's license, your social security number, your face, or your credit card to prove that you are in fact of age.
I will repeat that.
You will need to give this website your DRIVER'S LICENSE (YOUR ID), SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, OR YOUR CREDIT CARD TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE NOT UNDER 18.
This is by nature extremely problematic, given how you're giving your government information to an incredibly insecure website, compared to one run by a government agency. Not only that, it will not stop children from entering adult spaces.
You can already see by how I'm describing it that this system is easy to trigger, and easy to cheat. The only purpose this serves is to compromise the security of millions. Make no mistake, that is explicitly the goal.
THE CRUELTY IS THE FUCKING POINT. THIS IS NOT SOME CUTE LITTLE MISTAKE.
Attempts to undermine anonymity and encryption by the UK, US, and Australian governments are specifically designed to make the internet unsafe by compromising the security of its users.
This not a mistake. It's not about protecting children, it's about control and fearmongering. And all the issues I've laid out makes it evident. It pushes children into spaces that make them vulnerable to predators. It forces victims of abuse to go silent online because their support group has been made inaccessible orthey're at risk of being witch hunted. And it's a dream for human traffickers.
Again,
Blow up YouTube's phone and email lines NOW before August 13th!
And if you are in a country legally requiring age verification to use websites, then you need to protest, protest, PROTEST and blow up the phone and email lines of government agencies until the law has been repealed.
Lives are stake here, this is not an exaggeration.
what’s bonkin?
Bonk (me aswell)
How do gender fluids survive the winter? What if they freeze..?
Bonk (we put ourselves in a gender kettle that gets continually switched on over and over and over and over and)
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Hello! Would you like to annoy an asshole Republican U.S. House Representative? Because in addition to not allowing one of my relatives to unsubscribe from his little propaganda newsletters, he doesn't know how to lock down a survey:
Go ahead and vote! You don't need to submit an email address :)
GUYS THIS SURVEY IS TWO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FUCKING SPENDING BILL
IM BEGGING YOU GO DESTROY HIS DATA POINTS
Bonk (69 times and counting :p)
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Done 420 times :pp
Hello! Would you like to annoy an asshole Republican U.S. House Representative? Because in addition to not allowing one of my relatives to unsubscribe from his little propaganda newsletters, he doesn't know how to lock down a survey:
Go ahead and vote! You don't need to submit an email address :)
GUYS THIS SURVEY IS TWO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FUCKING SPENDING BILL
IM BEGGING YOU GO DESTROY HIS DATA POINTS
Bonk (69 times and counting :p)
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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!
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Achievement Unlocked:
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WTF!? Can anyone on the beauty side of Tumblr explain this to me?
Bonk (nature)
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100 posts bonked
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There's no baseball bat emoji so have live bats instead
if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career
your mom
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Bonk (fr)
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Chat rate my singing *sharp inhale*
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Gimmick Blogs raise your hands
Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)
ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U
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[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]
1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Achievement Unlocked:
Break The Gimmick
What is going on??
Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.
Heresy.
Rating: Not Cute
Snating: snot snute
Yeah sure I'll reblog that
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Woo pride month!
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