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LETTERS (uppercase): ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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NUMBERS: 1234567890
NUMBERSHIFTS: !@#$%^&*()
PUNCTUATION: ,.<>/?;:'"[]{}\|-_=+`~
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sick of all these gimmick blogs dedicated to finding an amount of words hidden in my posts. get away. shoo. you should not be divining my secrets
@into-the-gimmickverse tag some relevant gimmicks :3
gladly. @t-counter @a-counter @e-counter @voweltally @how-many-letters @theletterkcompletionist @arethosewordsinthebible @beatles-lyrics-percent @silly-detector @amongus-text-detector
LETTERS (uppercase): 0/26 (0%)
LETTERS (lowercase): 22/26 (85%) abcdefghi klmnop rstuvw y
NUMBERS: 0/10 (0%)
NUMBERSHIFTS: 0/10 (0%)
PUNCTUATION: 1/22 (5%) .
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 24/95 (25%)
U A C U G U U G A C C C
NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
they're turning my post into the fucking rosetta stone
LETTERS (uppercase): 15/26 (58%) A CDEFG I KL NO R TU W
LETTERS (lowercase): 17/26 (65%) a c efghi k mnop rstu y
NUMBERS: 0/10 (0%)
NUMBERSHIFTS: 0/10 (0%)
PUNCTUATION: 1/22 (5%) '
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 34/95 (36%)
EXTRA SYMBOLS: 1 🚫
should I make a fandom thing for all the gimmicks?
vote now
Yes
No
See result
--
Yeah let's do it.
LETTERS (uppercase): 6/26 (23%) A I N RS Y
LETTERS (lowercase): 22/26 (85%) abcdefghi klmnop rstuvw y
NUMBERS: 8/10 (80%) 12 45678 0
NUMBERSHIFTS: 2/10 (20%) @ %
PUNCTUATION: 5/22 (23%) ,. ? : -
SPACE: 0/1 (0%)
TOTAL: 43/95 (45%)
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
It worked!
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
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Closest match: Sialis fuliginosa genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Alderfly
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LETTERS (uppercase): 22/26 (85%) ABCDEFGHIJ LMNOP RSTUVW Y
LETTERS (lowercase): 26/26 (100%) abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
NUMBERS: 8/10 (80%) 1234 6 890
NUMBERSHIFTS: 3/10 (30%) ! ()
PUNCTUATION: 8/22 (36%) ,. ?;:'" -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 68/95 (72%)
Poll 20:
@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist
Who Is The Best Keyboard Completionist?
asciicompletionist
keyboard-completionist
LETTERS (uppercase): 7/26 (27%) BC I K P T W
LETTERS (lowercase): 18/26 (69%) abcde hi klmnop rst v y
NUMBERS: 2/10 (20%) 2 0
NUMBERSHIFTS: 1/10 (10%) @
PUNCTUATION: 4/22 (18%) . ? : -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 33/95 (35%)
ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS!
I want to try to make a post to attract as many gimmick blogs as possible. I'm asking all of my followers as well as any people who see this from reblogs to add something to attract at least one gimmick blog. I've used the word attract (which has three Ts in it) so maybe I can attract (I did it again) the T counter. If you guys can get kirbyheritageposts, marioheritageposts, donkeykongheritageposts, supersmashbrosheritageposts, wario-heritage-posts, yoshiheritageposts, and nintendoheritageposts to reblog this then I will share my idea for the ultimate platformer (although you've probably got some idea already). I also want to make it clear that I want to do this without tagging any of these blogs. I feel like this might be a fun thing to try to do. I know I don't have a lot of followers but I want to try this.
Check for understanding:
What is the reason OP made this post? What is their goal?
What specific gimmick blog does OP try to attract in this post?
What motivation does OP give to their followers for completing their task?
Discuss with a mutual: do you think OP can achieve their goal?
Ti'mT TattractedT
I could shred this
LETTERS (uppercase): 12/26 (46%) AB E I LMNO RSTU
LETTERS (lowercase): 22/26 (85%) abcdefghi klmnop rstuvw y
NUMBERS: 0/10 (0%)
NUMBERSHIFTS: 3/10 (30%) ! ()
PUNCTUATION: 4/22 (18%) ,. ' -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 42/95 (44%)
I hereby declare this gimmick blog MeetUp open!
bring a +1 !
fuck it bring as many as you like.
(also don't storm the snack buffet too fast you might hurt yourself)
love you! :3
woooooooooooooooooo
LETTERS (uppercase): 3/26 (12%) I M U
LETTERS (lowercase): 22/26 (85%) abcdefghi klmnop rstuvw y
NUMBERS: 2/10 (20%) 1 3
NUMBERSHIFTS: 3/10 (30%) ! ()
PUNCTUATION: 4/22 (18%) . :' +
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 35/95 (37%)
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
LETTERS (uppercase): 18/26 (69%) ABCDEF HI K MNOPQRSTU
LETTERS (lowercase): 24/26 (92%) abcdefghijklmnop rstuvwxy
NUMBERS: 9/10 (90%) 123 567890
NUMBERSHIFTS: 5/10 (50%) !@ $ ^ )
PUNCTUATION: 5/22 (23%) . / :' -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 62/95 (65%)
EXTRA CHARACTERS: 4 ☆ฅ•ﻌ
Taking a video of me jerking my penis but the shutter speed matches the jerking speed so it looks like im just holding it
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUV Y
22/26
I’m sorry, you have more detailed statistics? And you are withholding them? Is this some sort of challenge to try to bait other people into making accounts that calculate more in-depth text statistics?
sometimes i say things
LETTERS (uppercase): 22/26 (85%) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUV Y
LETTERS (lowercase): 24/26 (92%) abcdefghijklmnop rstuvwxy
NUMBERS: 2/10 (20%) 2 6
NUMBERSHIFTS: 0/10 (0%)
PUNCTUATION: 4/22 (18%) , /? -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 53/95 (56%)
looks at the ethics board with my big wide autistic eyes and they say fineee you can do human experiments and i say YAYYY :3 !!!!!!!
LETTERS (uppercase): 2/26 (8%) A Y
LETTERS (lowercase): 22/26 (85%) abcdefghi klmnop rstu wxy
NUMBERS: 1/10 (10%) 3
NUMBERSHIFTS: 1/10 (10%) !
PUNCTUATION: 1/22 (5%) :
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 28/95 (29%)
"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.
i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities
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NUMBERSHIFTS: 2/10 (20%) ()
PUNCTUATION: 5/22 (23%) ,. '" -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 33/95 (35%)
i'm gonna go home and draw
ⓘ Misinformation check: He's not going to draw when he gets home. This user is known for often lying about this.
hey man what the fuck. untrue
ⓘ Misinformation check: This user has not drawn in weeks.
dude come on
ⓘ Misinformation check: He doesn't remember how to.
LETTERS (uppercase): 3/26 (12%) H M T
LETTERS (lowercase): 20/26 (77%) abcdefghi klmno rstu w y
NUMBERS: 0/10 (0%)
NUMBERSHIFTS: 0/10 (0%)
PUNCTUATION: 3/22 (14%) . :'
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 27/95 (28%)
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Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
LETTERS (uppercase): 3/26 (12%) E M S
LETTERS (lowercase): 17/26 (65%) abcdefghi lmn rst v y
NUMBERS: 2/10 (20%) 90
NUMBERSHIFTS: 0/10 (0%)
PUNCTUATION: 3/22 (14%) . ' -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 26/95 (27%)
We had a new player join us that is unfamiliar with a lot of the DnD races past humans, elves, and dwarves, leading to this conversation half way through our session:
Newbie: *makes multiple jokes about trees, firewood, book=dead relative directed at the tiefling pc*
Tiefling's player: "dude what's the tree jokes??? I am not a tree!!!"
Newbie:*Incredibly confused* "... you're not? What the hell is a Treefling then???"
*Silence as the whole table realizes he's been hearing it wrong for the past 3 1/2 hours*
Tiefling's player: "Wait, Treefling??? You though I was playing as...Groot or something???"
Newbie:"ARE YOU NOT???"
*Entire table dies laughing as the DM explains to the poor guy what a tiefling actually looks like*
LETTERS (uppercase): 14/26 (54%) A DE G I MNO RSTU W Y
LETTERS (lowercase): 25/26 (96%) abcdefghijklmnop rstuvwxyz
NUMBERS: 3/10 (30%) 123
NUMBERSHIFTS: 2/10 (20%) ! *
PUNCTUATION: 8/22 (36%) ,. /? :'" =
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 53/95 (56%)
I feel like Stabby the roomba is the pinnacle of comedy and the best representation of humanity.
Imagine this:
Alien: what the hell is this? Why is there a knife taped to the “Roomba”?
Human: oh it’s Mr Stabby!
Alien: you NAMED it?!
Human: watch out Stabby is gonna get you!
Alien: *backing away* so what you are telling me is you not only strapped a weapon to this Roomba, but also gave it a name?!
Human: well it wasn’t just me it was all of the humans on this ship who agreed to it.
Alien: why?!?!
Human: because it’s funny.
Alien: because it’s funny?! This could injure one of us! Then what would you say?!
Human: we would probably laugh at them because it’s a Roomba moving slower than walking speed.
Alien: …
Alien: well at least it won’t actively try to pursue people because it’s a cleaning robot.
Human: yea about that, one of the people who brought up the idea changed it’s programming to identify moving things as things to clean.
Alien: …
Alien: I swear… you humans will do anything to imprint yourself in onto anything…
Human: what do you mean?
Alien: this Roomba is now an incoherent, unpredictable and dangerous, and it is this way because “it would be funny”, does that sound familiar?
Human: …
Human: we get it you find us insane and dangerous.
Alien: you taped a knife to a Cleaning robot!
Human: what if I told you we have been taping knifes to Roombas for 70 years.
Alien: 70 YEARS?!?!
Human: we don’t plan to stop either.
Alien: if it wasn’t for your ability to do the jobs no sane being would ever do I would eject you all out of the ship right now.
TLDR: alien is not happy about mr stabby shenanigans.
LETTERS (uppercase): 14/26 (54%) A CDE HI LMN RST W Y
LETTERS (lowercase): 23/26 (88%) abcdefghijklmnop rstuvw y
NUMBERS: 2/10 (20%) 7 0
NUMBERSHIFTS: 2/10 (20%) ! *
PUNCTUATION: 6/22 (27%) ,. ? :'"
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 48/95 (51%)
bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis
LETTERS (uppercase): 1/26 (4%) A
LETTERS (lowercase): 18/26 (69%) ab def hi lmnop rstu w y
NUMBERS: 2/10 (20%) 1 0
NUMBERSHIFTS: 1/10 (10%) $
PUNCTUATION: 1/22 (5%) .
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 24/95 (25%)