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Hi there! Why are you here. Get out of my house.

[noodlemaaaan]

everytime i try to redo this i think it's embarrassing i give up

uhhhh basic dni don't be a meanie no donation asks

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[maedaeeee]

hi i am asexual and i approve this message

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Hi I am the asexual

[obsessivebookwormalert]

hi, asexual

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hello all asexuals!!!

[trans-sans-offical]

I’m arospec, you’re all safe here :D

[mopni905]

I’m aromantic and I have ace packmates and headmates and it’s totally valid •^-^•

[calder]

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

[calder]

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

Honey is literally murder but go off

[kasaron]

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

[kasaron]

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

[hematite2]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[leonardo-nierman]

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

[gemstone-gynoid]

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom. 

[darkenedyeastextract]

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

[demonius-darkblade]

bee carnival

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

[bastlynn]

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

[alicentsgf]

[mystical-mew]

Here it is. The bee post is back

[korrasera]

I feel compelled to explain the misconception part for anyone who doesn’t know anything about beekeeping and finds any of this confusing. This might be a little redundant, but I’m scratching an itch.

Harvesting honey does not murder bees.

The device pictured above does not mash up bees or their hives.

There’s no ethical concern when it comes to eating honey, it’s totally ethical as food is concerned.

Bees manufacture honey using pollen. They store it in the cells of their hive, where it’s used as food for the colony, particularly the larvae growing into the next generation of bees.

When you harvest honey, you remove parts of the hive that are being used to store the honey, without taking any bees along for the ride. Those parts of the hive are then put into a device, like the centrifugal extractor shown above by gemstone-gynoid, where the parts are spun really fast to pull extract the honey. The honey gets collected on the walls of the extractor, drips down, and can then be filtered and bottled for human use.

So.

It turns out that bees love making honey and can make more of it than they’d ever need. It also turns out that beekeepers taking care of hives and harvesting their honey keeps bees healthy and thriving, more so than they’d normally accomplish on their own. And we really need bees healthy and thriving because they help us grow an astonishing amount of food by pollinating plants.

Like, there’s no need to have a conversation about this, anyone who claims that harvesting honey requires that you kill bees is lying. Either they don’t know anything about beekeeping and are just repeating a lie someone else told them, or they know that they’re lying and they’re just straight up trying to deceive people. Neither is a good look.

[stormingchaos12]

mmmmm yes my favorite chicken nugget condiment

m a s h e d b e e

[yi-xi-official-01]

this is the best post on Tumblr

[a-literal-coyote]

Every time this comes around, I can’t help but wonder what some hardcore vegans are thinking lmao

[ruffboi-mags]

Based on the evidence, I"m pretty sure they’re not.

[evercelle]

missing person, yet unsolved

[remindertoclick]

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

[lowkeylamar26]

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[sassychaostrash]

This is the best addition everyone go home

[7cxrhye]

[dontcallmebymyusername]

Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

[baddywronglegs]

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

[existencebringsonlypain]

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Depends, to an extent, on which body of water this was

[aloha-from-angel]

My best interaction ever i love humans

[powderseas]

LOVE IS ORANGE / LOVE IS BLUE

textless version

[lotus-pear]

girl we see the damn eyes 💀 (also pls follow me on tiktok i need tumblr mutuals on there tiktok users are insane)

[dxnut00]

Wherever you go,

I won’t be far to follow!

[dxnut00]

Wherever you go,

I won’t be far to follow!

[caats]

[scarabesque-returns]

[sabojude]

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

If given time and resources, would you make and wear a fursuit of this

Yes and yes

Yes and no

No on both

I don't want to do that kind of thing regardless of animal

What the fuck did I just roll

I don't want to spin a wheel but I like voting

Voting ended onMar 12

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

#Trigonotarbid#absolutely not on both counts#those things look like a cross between a tick and a spider and an ancient horror#10 legs is too much for one creature

Rerolls are allowed if you get a deeply unpleasant creature but like the game

If you don’t want rerolls you can have this (for viewing purposes, not game purposes)

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

If given time and resources, would you make and wear a fursuit of this

Yes and yes

Yes and no

No on both

I don't want to do that kind of thing regardless of animal

What the fuck did I just roll

I don't want to spin a wheel but I like voting

Voting ended onMar 12

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

#Trigonotarbid#absolutely not on both counts#those things look like a cross between a tick and a spider and an ancient horror#10 legs is too much for one creature

Rerolls are allowed if you get a deeply unpleasant creature but like the game

If you don’t want rerolls you can have this (for viewing purposes, not game purposes)

[aromanticsky]

let’s a make a beautiful mycelium network…

[aromanticsky]

I’ll start!

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This is my fungus! They are young and lonely, please help them grow and make friends!

[aromanticsky]

the network is growing!

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