well, im here so, like. that's cool.

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

[prismatic-bell]

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

[captainlordauditor]

And no, it is not a rickroll

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

...i'll go check that link

[calicodreamer]

@selkierr i promise you will love this

[selkierr]

This is going on my main blog.

This link is worth your time.

[dukeoftheblackstar]

No questions. Just click.

@starrrgazingbunny @kimiheartblade @amorfista

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

[melloncolliegalaxies]

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[viscerawizard]

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

[agentleem]

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

[insertblogaesthetichere]

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

[hecateisalesbian]

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

[a-royal-sage]

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

[she-went-that-way]

[nadapoet]

Lately my mind’s been suffocating with thoughts about what life will be like without you

How will the bed feel without you beside me

How will our favorite songs sound without you

How will movies feel without our small talk between the scenes

How will I deal with not knowing about your day, if you’re okay

Every single nuance that I love(d) about you and us race through my mind

All of these wonderful memories of the person I fell in love with are now haunting me

And I’m terrified

Because I can’t keep looking for the person you used to be

Because I can’t figure out how to love the person you’ve become

Because I can’t keep fighting

I’ve given up

And soon I’ll know exactly how it feels to be without you

kk

[ilistentogirlinred]

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

[ilistentogirlinred]

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[glowcowboy]

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

[iremluna]

and rage

[glowcowboy]

yeah and also the rage

[neoyorzapoteca]

Zadie Smith, Swing Time

[luthienne]

hey what if i kept trying anyway because it’s my life and only i get to decide what to do with it

[lilyflxwers]

call me potato the way i sit around on the couch all day

[nebulaaaaaa]

Sending an ask to everyone who reblogs this post

[tranny-physiccs-deactivated2024]

lets get this post to 20k reblogs so neb has to send asks to 20k diff people

[nebulaaaaaa]

Do it coward

[tranny-physiccs-deactivated2024]

wdym do it i cant consciously summon 20k diff people to reblog it. most of my followers also are your followers anyway lmao

[nebulaaaaaa]

Weakness

[chaotic-warbler]

I'll just try siccing @aetheryi on you. Maybe she'll do 100 reblogs, each saying "I bite you" or the like

[nebulaaaaaa]

That be in character for her yeah

[lthslc]

Mutuals! Sally forth! Or something!

[iamnotacriminalllgneuf]

@amongussexgif c’mon. Do it

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

Sup nerds

Throwing @dicklessswonder and @bludraws094 into the ring aswell

[teathattast]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[teathattast]

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

[teathattast]

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[orbleglorb]

hey. don't cry. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[dale-afficanado-blueberry]

Hey. don’t cry. 98 bottles of beer in the wall okay?

[camwoodstock]

hey. don’t cry. 97 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[catgirl-rikie]

hey. don’t cry. 96 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[turntechgodmodehead]

hey. don't cry. 95 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[misticfog]

hey. don't cry. 94 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[frosteee-variation]

hey. don’t cry. 93 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[lycanthian]

hey. dont cry. 92 bottles of beer on the wall . okay ?

[nosongunsung11]

hey. don't cry. 91 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[ankh3125]

hey. don't cry. 90 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[biiirb]

hey. don’t cry. 89 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[fresnelprism]

hey. don’t cry. 88 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[lenasai]

hey. don't cry. 87 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[sunset-in-ribbons]

hey. don't cry. 86 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

hey. don't cry. 85 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[dreaming-of-stories-and-stars]

hey. don’t cry. 84 bottles of beer on the wall. ok?

[flowers-chaos]

hey. don't cry. 83 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[birthdaygirldemo]

hey. don't cry. 82 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[kipskiptrip]

hey. don't cry. 81 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[crowcaws]

hey. don't cry. 80 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[mynamesdrstuff]

hey. don't cry. 79 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[flatworm-friday]

hey. don't cry. 78 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[butchharrydalton]

hey. don't cry. 77 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[trejean]

hey. don't cry. 76 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[cryptidize]

hey. don't cry. 75 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[rayytoro]

hey. don’t cry. 74 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

hey. don’t cry. 73 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[datafags]

hey. don’t cry. 72 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[wowwforever]

hey. don’t cry. 71 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[pantheraleo04]

hey. don't cry. 70 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[wannabeast13]

hey. don't cry. 69 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[eyeoftheaxolotl]

hey. don't cry. 68 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[wooshofficial]

hey. don’t cry. 67 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[rnelodyy]

hey. don’t cry. 66 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thishazeleyeddemon]

hey. don't cry. 65 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[jouster-ari]

hey. don't cry. 64 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[my-brain-needs-a-spring-cleaning]

hey. don't cry. 63 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[paradox-insanity]

hey. don't cry. 62 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[weirdfishy]

hey. don’t cry. 61 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[a-knight-owls-curse]

hey. don’t cry. 60 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[ace-chocat]

hey. don’t cry. 59 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[achillesuwu]

hey. don’t cry. 58 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[moonzie-reblogs]

Hey, don’t cry. 57 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[s1lverp4wedb4t]

Hey, don't cry. 56 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[cunt-force-therapy]

Hey, don't cry, 55 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[winnipeginstinct]

Hey, don’t cry, 54 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[natbplease]

hey, don’t cry, 53 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[premonitionhexx]

hey, don't cry, 52 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[zweihawke]

hey, don't cry, 51 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[spaghettiandeyeballs]

hey, don’t cry, 50 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[jubluu]

hey, don’t cry, 49 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[snowthedemonfox]

hey, don’t cry, 48 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thescrunky]

hey, don’t cry, 47 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[matytoonist]

Hey, don't cry, 46 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[golden-godtier]

Hey, don't cry, 45 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sistersickness]

Hey, don't cry, 44 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[myosotis-myotis]

Hey, don't cry, 43 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thegaminglazer]

Hey, don’t cry, 42 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[miraculouslazuli]

Hey, don’t cry, 41 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sucrecube9]

Hey, don't cry, 40 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sdespencer]

Hey, don't cry, 39 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[deathmason]

Hey, don't cry, 38 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[doctorwhoisadhd]

Hey, don't cry, 37 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[geyfrog]

Hey, don’t cry, 36 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[squidbroom]

hey, don't cry. 35 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[themightiestacorn]

Hey, don't cry. 34 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[rofag]

hey, don't cry. 33 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[auggator]

hey, don't cry. 32 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[feenyxblue]

hey, don't cry. 31 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[chattering-tchotchke]

hey, don't cry. 30 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[rebuke-me]

hey, don't cry. 29 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[pinklemonslices]

hey, don’t cry. 28 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[milolovesbmc]

hey, don’t cry. 27 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[musicaltrash]

hey, don't cry. 26 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[tinybitofhope]

hey, don't cry. 25 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[famous-last-wordzz]

hey, don't cry. 24 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[amioddlyart]

hey, don’t cry. 23 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[theproblemcallednight]

hey, don’t cry. 22 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

hey, don't cry. 21 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[i-put-the-aroace-in-outerspace]

hey, don’t cry, 20 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[jonathanentertainmentsims]

hey, don't cry. 19 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[havocspiral]

hey, don't cry. 18 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[iridescentwhite]

hey, don't cry. 17 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[brainrotdotorg]

hey, dont cry. 16 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[some-random-fucker]

hey, dont cry. 15 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[battle-for-dyke-island]

hey, don’t cry. 14 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[bread--quest]

hey. don't cry. 13 bottles of beer on the wall. ok?

[wybienova]

hey. don’t cry. 12 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[burningcrab]

hey. don’t cry. 11 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[dedsec-pony]

hey. don't cry. 10 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[ilikecorndogs]

hey. don't cry. 9 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[ivipl1]

hey. don't cry. 8 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[asterofthedeepforest]

hey. don't cry. 7 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[virtualkidreborn64]

hey. don't cry. 6 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[just-a-little-trans-chaos]

hey. don't cry. 5 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[unionizedcrabbucket]

hey. don't cry. 4 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[melting-away]

hey. don't cry. 3 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[spacetrashpile]

hey. don’t cry. 2 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[dramamines-deactivated20240907]

hey. don't cry. 1 bottle of beer on the wall, ok?

[magicalmanhattanproject]

hey. cry.

[anti-terf-posts]

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

[ashen-vulture]

we should consider that your mum is correct

[anti-terf-posts]

there's been a couple of people who agreed that it should catch on and become a word, so maybe you're right 🤔

[viscerawizard]

just scrumbled past this

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this.

[anti-terf-posts]

you can't do this to me

[short-wooloo]

Oh but we can

[rudecanadiantwo-deactivated2023]

10K acquired!

Now for 100K!

[anti-terf-posts]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[sylviii]

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich