I’m The Internet Mom

~(￣▽￣~) ~(￣▽￣)~(~￣▽￣)~ 23 Bisexual, she/they, trans, and lover of dragons and gems

[magicratfingers]

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

[floralasshat]

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

[magicratfingers]

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

[magicratfingers]

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

໒( ●ܫฺ ●)ʋ

[magicratfingers]

Jesus fucking Christ

[magicratfingers]

jesus fucking christ

[osvaldvvanstein]

Update please I am begging you

[magicratfingers]

ok but you’re not gonna like it

[magicratfingers]

mid spa break to drain in the sink

[magicratfingers]

sir

please

[magicratfingers]

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

[magicratfingers]

[daecus]

Thank you for giving him a home! :) (Sorry if this has already been done, already. I couldn't just leave this post alone.)

[magicratfingers]

Omgggggggg

[magicratfingers]

hey thanks

[princessdollknight]

mercy was never an option

[princessdollknight]

tranq dart engraved with "i have a suggestion"

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[itsapmseymour]

i want tits

We doing this again?

DID YOU LEARN NOTHING?!

[chaotic-caroline]

the asker was referring to the breasts(the organ formally known as the mammary glands) of an anthropomorphic being.

[itsapmseymour]

now why on earth would I show that?

[c4llm3h4ru]

I dunno. How about showing something different this time? Elfs being silly perhaps?

[itsapmseymour]

If you insist

[kwacpe]

can we see a blue elf being silly?

[itsapmseymour]

[sky-thefirstgear]

Can we see the blue moon elf

[bussytwink-deactivated20210401]

No loads refused

[duncebento]

?

[tatzelwurming]

what’s unclear.

[sky-thefirstgear]

Welp time to start stuffing

#turkey don’t wear clothes

[doc-art]

treating your most loyal knight

inspo

[mechanical-pencil-appreciator]

Get em while they’re hot folks

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

i got the job

[alexaloraetheris]

Litany against unemployment.

[mammalianconglomerate-deactivat]

reblog for a good job

[flagellant]

I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it

[sky-thefirstgear]

Heck yeah buddy your almost over that hill

[itsapmseymour]

🪤

Nice try, I’m not that much of a cheese fan

[floortank-in-spirit]

I'm sorry, but we're revoking your Caucasian card.

[itsapmseymour]

OH NO! NOW IM JUST A ____ GUY

[sky-thefirstgear]

*smol GUY

[your-creature]

It is hard to keep up with loving yourself and embracing yourself when you are fucking mentally ill 😭

[sky-thefirstgear]

I feel ya on that but it’s better than feeling worthless. But it should get better ❤️‍🩹

[knightedangel-deactivated202412]

I just think physical affection would fix me

[halffgoddess-deactivated2024120]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sky-thefirstgear]

Hope it works

[chvvy]

laios being marcille's nightmare in every universe

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

[etherealdaydreamers]

Dart

[siren-mic]

Dark

[100percentevil]

bark

[rierse]

Lark

[writer-rider-flirty-thirties]

Lurk

[plotbunnypettingzoo]

Lure

[scrumptiousangst]

Sure

[thatgirlnevershutsup]

Surf

[edenfalling]

Serf

[kalicofox]

Self

[leithlovesyou]

Seld

[damsel-in-depress]

Meld

[fandommenagerie]

Mold

[jezebelgoldstone]

Mole

[matt-the-alien]

Hole

[jezebelgoldstone]

Bole

[la-kreme-de-la-kreme]

Bolt

[trapdoorspidergang]

Boat

[judgejudyofficial]

Boar

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

Soar

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

Soap

[maxiemumdamage]

Soup

[rollingpenguin]

Soul

[wormwoodsand]

Sour

[ironedorchid]

Soul

[joasakura]

Foul

[tricksterrune]

Fowl

[belphegor1982]

Bowl

[carriagelamp]

Bawl

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Ball

[liquidlifeform]

Tall

[trionco]

Fall

[mossbyrn]

fail

[onethousandrbirds]

foil

[psydick]

Soil

[invinciblerodent]

Toil

[kurosmind]

Coil

[quinn-of-aebradore]

Coin

[thepeacefulavenger]

Loin

[soedblackchaos]

Loan

[dichotic-phoenix]

Lean

[weaselle]

Wean

[the-lone-banana]

Weal

[lemonitenite]

seal

[thatthingsittinginthecorner]

Seat

[muse-whimsy]

Meat

[freshcupofangst]

Teat

[azherwind]

Teal

[ancientstone]

Heal

[major-trouble]

Real

[januaryblight]

Reel

[ladyahiru]

Feel

[nerdamongnerds]

Feet

[taraljc]

Yeet

[beatrice-otter]

Meet

[honestlyvan]

Peet

[the274]

Peel

[adoratato]

Peek

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

Perk

[tidalgardener]

Park

[benthicteeth]

Pack

[foxgirlinfohazard]

Pick

[kittygirlpaw]

Lick

[dragongirlteeth]

Lice

[sky-thefirstgear]

Rice

[pan1ck-zer0]

My friend just said this while in the car

Dino cock go brrrrrrrrrr

[sky-thefirstgear]

You know why