#incorrect batboys

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Tim: What are you guys' favorite cereals?

Damian: Cocoa Puffs

Tim: Good answer, good answer

Jason: Frosties

Dick: *turns to Jason* That is such a basic answer

Jason: So what?! They're good! Let me guess, yours is like Fruit Loops, the Tropical Edition or something!

Dick: No, who do you think I am?! Mine is obviously the "Super Crunch" Edition from 2005

Tim: The Superman cereal? The one that had wildberry, cherry AND cinnamon all in one box?

Damian: I doubt that those are still safe for consumption, Richard

Jason: You were asked to name your favourite cereal and you go ahead and are like "Oh, I like the Ford Bronco produced in 1993! Yes, it has to be from 1993 because the other ones suck actually!" Be a fucking person, Dick!

[incorrect-waynemanor]

jason: i wish he’d just finished the job and killed me

dick: jason don’t say that man

jason: and you dick

jason: yeah i wish he killed us both

dick: i wasn’t even there

[anothertimdrakestan]

*the bats arguing about the mission*

jason: why are we even listening to Mr. Capitalism over here? *gesturing at tim*

tim: what? that doesn't have anything to do wi-

jason: is it fun Mr. Monopoly? doing back flips over the picket fence line?

tim: there's no strike you buffoon and at least i don't sell DRUGS

jason: i should've known you don't support small businesses you corporate shill

tim: you don't run a small business.

jason: i sell a small amount of drugs to local customers at a fair price

steph: it's important to shop local, you know

tim: CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE MISSION?

[lithiumseven]

[konohaslamestkunoichi]

Y/N dreamily staring at Jason’s thighs: “Wow, it’s like a bunch of snakes in a leather arm chair…”

Roy equally as entranced: “I know!”

[soulsforsales]

Tim: It's weird how we have to pay money just to see other people

Jason: do you mean movies, prostitution or plane tickets?

Tim: Glasses, Jason, that's what I meant

[jaydickincorrect]

Duke: We need to distract these guys

Dick: Leave it to me

Dick: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Jason, Tim and Damian: *Immediately begin arguing*

[timdrake-yumm]

Jason Todd: Tim, was that you I heard crying in the shower?

Tim Drake: No? I have tear-free 3-in-1 shampoo.

Jason Todd: *stares at him with a singular, unimpressed, eyebrow raised because Tim everyone has their own private bathroom in this giant manor, who else could possibly been using your shower?* Tim.

Tim Drake: *turns from where he was rooting through the freezer, with a bag of ice in hand, already raising it to his visibly swollen eyes, even as he gives Jason the most stubborn look to ever stubborn* what?