#incorrect batjokes

[anothertimdrakestan]

*the bats arguing about the mission*

jason: why are we even listening to Mr. Capitalism over here? *gesturing at tim*

tim: what? that doesn't have anything to do wi-

jason: is it fun Mr. Monopoly? doing back flips over the picket fence line?

tim: there's no strike you buffoon and at least i don't sell DRUGS

jason: i should've known you don't support small businesses you corporate shill

tim: you don't run a small business.

jason: i sell a small amount of drugs to local customers at a fair price

steph: it's important to shop local, you know

tim: CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE MISSION?

[yourmomxx]

Jason (to his family): What took you guys so long? I thought you were gonna be here an hour ago!

Bruce: Well, we were making good time in traffic until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.

(Roy enters)

Roy: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.

Bruce (points at Roy): That's the hoodlum!

Roy (points at Bruce) : That's the walnut!

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day but as Lego Batman incorrect quotes:

Lego Joker: Me? Evilly scheming an evil scheme in my evil scheme room for evil scheming of evil schemes that I evil scheme in the evil scheme room for evil schemes? I would never scheme of it.

Lego Batman: Fucking liar.

[advena-perditus]

Stephanie: Favorite horror movie?

Jason: It

Tim: Saw

Damian: Annabelle

Dick: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

[elles-shitposts-personified]

jason: alright timmy it's time for your 60 seconds of nerd

y/n: what?

jason: tim gets 60 seconds a day to nerd out while i pretend to be interested it's surprisingly beneficial for both of us. go tim

tim:wellifyouthinkaboutiteverythingisprovablemathematicallysoessentiallyeverythingismathbutthatmeanstheresawayto *INTENSE DEEP BREATH* computeemotionslikewearealljustbinarycodehowcrazyisthathappinessisjustzerosandoneslikeokaygetthi-

jason: TIME

tim: thanks man, see ya tmr?

jason: of course little dude <3

[lovzart]

Conner: When was the last time you slept

Tim: ... It’s Sunday right?

Conner: It’s Wednesday and your complete loss of grip on reality is concerning

Tim: Who needs sanity when you have caffeine and crime

Steph: I’m gonna knock you out now for your own good

[incorrect-batjokes-quotes]

i made a meme.

[batfamilysays]

STEPHANIE : how do they make bricks curved?

TIMOTHY : same way they make them straight i assume

JASON : so conversion therapy?